(The camera pans around the arena, showing the massive crowd assembled for Monday Night Massacre! As always there are fans of nearly every EFW wrestler or faction in attendance to represent their favorites. Eventually, the camera settles on the announce desk. Jim Biggins, in a nice tuxedo, is flanked by the usual suspects, one of which is wearing a sleeveless t-shirt and clown pants)

Jim: "Good evening, EFW fans! Monday Night Massacre is on the air! I'm JB, as always with my companions, the best tag-team in commentary today, 'The Pride of the Bronx' Angelo Sabitini and Mr. Wiggles!"

Wiggles: "Evenin'"

Angelo: "We DO make a pretty good team if I do say so myself."

Wiggles: "Yeah. I can carry anybody."

Jim: "We've got Dangerous Dan and Rainbow Jim back together tonight after last week's strong showing against the champions, Perfection. Red Rocket is taking on 'The Himalayan Sensation' Mahavir Ali in No Limits action. And speaking of Perfection,Mylandah Arkar Walder comes back to action tonight against Lance Van Horn's bodyguard, Quinten Sunder, and Z-Force is looking to get some payback against 'The Franchise' Kevin Eckert for what Perfection did to J-Force last week."

Angelo: "And I hope he-gets it, too!"

Jim: "So do I, frankly. Fans, we----"

(The camera cuts to the parking lot where a group of security men are checking out cars as they try to enter the area. Suddenly the car in the front of the line lurches forward, having been smashed in the rear by another vehicle! The arena security guys move out of the way and the driver of the front car opens his door and runs as a black Hummer H1 drives right over top of the car and into the parking lot, grinding the car under and destroying the roof!)

Wiggles: "... ohhhhhhh shit."

(The H1 speeds up to the loading dock and then screeches to a halt, turning slightly as it does. The driver door opens and Vermin steps out, shirtless in a black trenchcoat, drawing cheers from the crowd! He turns towards the arena with a murderous look on his face. Foolishly, the driver of the car Vermin drove over approaches him from behind complaining about his car. Vermin turns towards him)

Vermin: (bellowing) "FUCK YOU!"

(The man collapses to the ground as if knocked down by the sheer force of the words)

Wiggles: "... ohhhhh shit."

(Vermin stares at him a moment longer, then turns back and walks towards the arena. Security personell check on the downed driver, who is staring straight ahead and shaking)

Jim: "Is he coming in here?"

Angelo: "I hope not."

Wiggles: "... ohhhhhhh SHIT."