Wallace : "We just came by to wish you luck tonight... 'little man'."

Goliath : "Yeah, little buddy."

Wallace : "You're gonna need it. Goliath is big enough to eat you for breakfast. He can take on any two men in the company.. one little Guzman is a light workout."

Red Dog : "Hey, what a coincidence. I'm glad I found all you guys together. Our scheduling guys have Guzman and Goliath in a singles match tonight... well, Vermin was thinking ahead when he let you join, Goliath. It's in your contract that due to your size, you're never to have a singles match with anyone who isn't at least 6'8. Manuel here doesn't qualify."

Wallace : "So what are you saying?"

Red Dog : "Well, you just said he could take on 'any two men in the company', so I'm saying the singles match is being changed into a handicap match. Goliath vs Manual Guzman and...."

RD: ".... Hannibal."

RD : "Good luck, gentlemen."

Jim Biggins : "The EFW Dojo comes alive tonight!"

JB : "How approriate that we come from the dojo gym tonight, Buck, when we've got four dojo students competing live!"

BH : "This is going to be their first taste of real pressure. I want to see how they respond."

JB : "How about that bombshell dropped by acting president Red Dog? Hannibal teaming with Manuel Guzman to face Goliath?"

BH : "Here I was thinking we could go one show without that sick bastard on it. President Red Dog might be interested in fairness, but he sure isn't interested in my health."

JB : "Speaking of Hannibal, we've got someone playing mind games AGAINST the Sickos on Parade. This might be a first in the history of the EFW, Buck, usually the Sickos are the ones who mess with people's heads."

BH : "I don't know who it is who is out there stalking Bane, but contact me privately, I want to send you a fruit basket."

JB : "Eh, those could be dangerous words, Buck. Fans, here's our complete card!"

JB : "Without further ado, let's get right to the action!"

Wallace started this one out immediately giving Blizzard a kitchen sink kneelift that sent him to the canvas. Blizzard's response? He picked Wallace up and slammed him completely out of the ring! Wallace hit the floor hard, and Blizzard drew a thumb across his throat to the cheers of the crowd.

Wallace came back in and started the brawling, punching Blizzard several times. He slammed Blizzard to the outside and followed him out, but Blizzard returned to the ring quickly. Wallace grabbed a light tube on his way back in from under the ring and the crowd booed him heavily. Back inside, Blizzard gave Wallace a forearm shiver and a drop toe hold. Wallace responded with machine-gun punches to Blizzard's stomach. Blizzard hit another forearm shiver and went for a roundhouse kick, but barely missed Wallace's head. Wallace pushed Blizzard off balance to the mat, then kicked him square in the groin, drawing more jeers from the crowd.

Blizzard hit another drop toe hold, but Wallace kicked him off when he tried to follow up and stomped him to the mat. After slamming his head into the turnbuckle, Wallace pulled Blizzard out and slammed him in the kidneys several times with hammer blows. A quick cover got only one, so Wallace went with the hammer blows again and followed with a carry-style backdrop. Blizzard took Wallace down with a fireman's carry a moment later, but Wallace scooped him up, ran and powerslammed him to the mat! Wallace then grabbed the light tube off the mat. He swung it at Blizzard several times but his smaller opponent dodged the blows. He dodged right into a kick, though, and then a powerbomb by Wallace! The pin was in the ropes, though, and was broken.

Wallace was in firm control. He slammed Blizzard into the corner, backed up, then ran and body splashed him against the buckles with all of his weight! Blizzard slumped to the mat as Wallace gave the old HWO hand signal. Wallace grabbed the light tube off the mat and finally hit with it, smashing it over Blizzard's head. The crowd was booing Wallace out of the building after that one. Wallace trapped Blizzard in a bear hug next, looking for the submission. He didn't get it, though, as Blizzard fought his way out. He elbowed Wallace, then again, then gave him a forearm shiver to stun him. Taking a step back, Blizzard jumped and blasted Wallace full-on in the face with a spin wheel kick! Blizzard whipped Wallace in, then caught him with a running elbow when he came back. Blizzard swung around behind Wallace, but the big man jumped backwards and squashed him to the canvas. Wallace didn't get much time to recover - Blizzard was on him quickly with a series of elbow shots, knocking him back down. Wallace retaliated with a hard punch. Blizzard then swung around the back again, but Wallace squashed him again! Wallace then dropped and grabbed Blizzard in a reverse headlock, burying his face in his armpit. This was a suffocation move and was quickly broken up by the official. Wallace then applied it AGAIN, and it was broken again. Wallace took a moment to argue with the referee, and Blizzard took the oppertunity to slam Wallace with another trio of elbow shots. Blizzard then wrapped a cross-armbreaker on Wallace! Wallace semi-blocked the move, locking his fingers together, and managed to break it fairly quickly.

Wallace threw Blizzard to the ropes next and gave him another kitchen sink kneelift. Blizzard was slow to get up, and Wallace capitalized by giving him a big sidewalk slam! Wallace pushed the groggy Blizzard back into the corner. Giving the hand signal again, he ran in to squash Blizzard, but ate a face full of turnbuckles instead when Blizzard dodged! Blizzard then suplexed Wallace, sending him to the outside. Blizzard followed him to the floor. The two brawled briefly before Wallace hooked him up for a powerbomb.... but Blizzard reversed it into a hurracanrana!! Had it been in the ring, this may have gotten him the win! Wallace lifted Blizzard for a suplex moments later, but Blizzard flipped out behind him and grabbed a rear waistlock, but then Wallace jumped backwards and squashed him into the gym floor! Both men were giving it 100% in this one!

Blizzard made it back to the ring first. Wallace came straight at him - he gave him a head butt, then another, then another, then ANOTHER!! Blizzard was knocked silly on the mat. Wallace dropped down and wrapped on the headlock again, this time legally. The referee saw the glazed look in Blizzard's eyes and called for the bell, giving the match to Wallace. The crowd roundly booed the decision.

RESULT: Roy Wallace d. Blizzard (submission) at 11:08

Throat cutting!	Hammer blows to the back	Spin wheel kick!
Fatty eats the buckles	Hurracanrana!	Submission for the win

Guzman started out against Goliath, determined he didn't need Hannibal's help. His thoughts were quickly changed when a spinning wheel kick bounced off of Goliath like a rubber ball. Goliath laughed and lifted Guzman like a child into a canadian backbreaker. Guzman then tried to either powerbomb or piledrive Goliath, which drew some laughs from the crowd. Goliath easily tossed him over. Goliath waved Guzman on. Guzman attempted to tackle Goliath to the mat, only to have the giant grab his head and slam it against his huge knee. Guzman knew after this the wisdom in president Red Dog assigning him a partner and tagged out to Hannibal.

For the next minutes, Goliath tossed Hannibal around the ring like a sack of flour. He alternated between huge kicks, headbutts, and various choke holds to keep the pace slow and his opponent on the mat. Hannibal couldn't get anything going on offense, even when Guzman would sneak in and take a shot at Goliath when his back was turned. One such hit was the first hit in the entire match that got Goliath's attention: a rolling sole butt!

Near the six minute mark, Goliath lifted Hannibal up and CHOKE SLAMMED him to the mat! Hannibal tagged out to Guzman, who charged in unafraid. He somehow managed to whip Goliath across the ring, only to be run over when he came back. For the next four solid minutes, Goliath gave Guzman the same treatment he gave Hannibal. He alternated between bear hugs, neck hanging trees and rear chinlocks, occasionally throwing in a coconut crush or atomic drop to mix things up. Aside from a few chops which did nothing, Guzman had 0 offense. Around the ten minute mark, Guzman was hoisted up and CHOKE SLAMMED to the canvas. Hannibal rushed into the ring and broke up the pinfall for his team. A few seconds later, both men hooked Goliath up and lifted him for a suplex... then they tried AGAIN... finally, on the third try, they lifted Goliath up and over in a suplex! The big man finally hit the mat, and it had a huge effect, shaking the entire ring!

Guzman then tagged Hannibal back into the match, but he fared no better. Goliath had recovered from his fall somewhat, and though Hannibal got in some punches, Goliath was getting in choke slams. At thirteen minutes, Goliath POWERSLAMMED Hannibal down, just about killing his former leader. Guzman had to rush in to break up the pinfall. Goliath went to the canadian backbreaker on Hannibal right afterwards, and Guzman again saved the team by kicking Goliath's legs out from under him. Goliath was mad, he grabbed Guzman for a head butt rush... but Guzman jumped, grabbed Goliath's head and brought him down with a chin crusher, taking Goliath down by himself!!

Guzman was buzzing around Goliath like a satelite, kicking and chopping him to keep him from putting any kind of hold on Hannibal. Hannibal tried to suplex Goliath and got dumped from the ring. Guzman came in while the ref gave Hannibal the count and set Goliath for a piledriver or powerbomb. He was again dumped over hard, and stood up dazed. Goliath approached him and Guzman showed he was faking, quickly jumping an neckbreakering the giant to the canvas!! Hannibal immediately jumped on the downed giant and pounded his face with punches.

Thanks to Guzman, momentum was shifting at the sixteen minute mark. Hannibal slammed his forearm into Goliath's back several times, then somehow lifted him into an ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP!! The entire ring shook again as Goliath crashed to the mat. Hannibal tried to press the advantage, but got dumped while attempting a pancake. Guzman came in and ran right into Goliath's waiting hand: CHOKE SLAM... but no! Guzman twisted and reversed the move at the last second, sending Goliath flipping to the mat! Hannibal re-entered the ring as Goliath rolled out. Guzman followed and stomped the giant down. But when Goliath stood up, he scooped Guzman up and POWERSLAMMED HIM ON THE FLOOR!!! Guzman was squashed like a bug. The move definitely took Guzman out of the picture, but it hurt Goliath as well as he slowly rolled back in the ring.

Hannibal immediately attacked and drove his knee into Goliath's midsection, which for some reason made the giant groan in pain and crumble to the mat. Hannibal then mustered the power to carry-style back suplex the monster. Goliath was sucking wind hard after Hannibal hit that knee, and Hannibal sensed the end: he used whatever he had left to lift Goliath and H-DRILLER him to the mat!! When Goliath slowly climbed to his feet, Hannibal was waiting: he kicked Goliath low and STUNNERED him! Moments later he wrapped on the HANNIBAL-LOCK, a reverse figure four! Guzman had finally pulled himself into the ring after several minutes prone on the floor as Hannibal was shouting "I'm a man among men!" and yanking on Goliath's massive legs. The giant soon tapped, giving Guzman's team the victory!!

RESULT: Manuel Guzman and Hannibal d. Goliath (Hannibal-Lock -> submission) at 21:18

Choke slam!	Huge double suplex!	Suprise, big man!
Choke slam.. countered!	Squashed like a bug!	"I'm a man among men!"

This one started with Savage going right for the throat with a spin kick, which Avatar dodged, then wrapped Savage into a mexican stretch! Savage was out quickly. The two then traded counters and takedowns rapidly, ending in a staredown that made the crowd cheer. Avatar came back at it going straight for a burning lariat, but Savage ducked it, caught the arm and brought Avatar over with a backslide. Avatar was out quickly and slammed Savage down, then dropped an elbow on his neck. Avatar laid in a couple of chops, then whipped Savage to the ropes. Avatar went for a clothesline, but Savage ducked and grabbed his leg for a dragon screw legwhip.

Savage sent Avatar hard into the corner and followed with a pair of dragon screws, apparently targeting Avatar's right knee. Avatar responded by kicking Savage off and locking in a sleeper, trying to sap some of his opponent's strength. Avatar pulled him up from this after a minute and belly-to-belly suplexed him over, then followed with an elbow drop. Avatar pulled Savage up, only to get caught unaware and get spin kicked to the canvas! Savage then answered with a wear-down hold of his own and locked on a dragon sleeper. Avatar fought out, but Savage sent him hard into the opposite corner. Savage ran in, Avatar came surging out with a clothesline, but Savage ducked it at the last second. He then hooked Avatar up in a sleeper, then dropped it into a dragon sleeper!

Avater got a foot on the rope and the hold was broken. Avatar tried to attack Savage with strikes, but it was a big mistake. Savage danced around his attacks and responded with his own, hitting a chop, a middle kick and a spinning roundhouse kick all in rapid succession. Avatar was dazed, but managed to reverse a Savage whip and slam him down to the mat with a hard clotheline. Avatar tried to follow up, but Savage countered his rear waistlock into a bulldog! Both men were up quickly and showed no signs of slowing down. Savage hit the ropes, but ran right into a spin kick from Avatar! Avatar quickly grabbed Savage in a full nelson, but Savage flipped him over onto the mat. In trying to follow up, Savage ran right into another belly-to-belly suplex from Avatar! Savage took Avatar over with a cyclone whip and locked on the dragon sleeper again, but Avatar grabbed his arm after a second and rolled the move over into a crippler crossface! The fans really liked that reversal. Savage fought out, but Avatar followed with up another hard clothesline.

Not to be outdone, Savage came back with a fallaway slam followed by an indian deathlock. On the break, Avatar scooped Savage up and hooked him in the tree of woe, slamming him with several kicks to the midsection. Savage responded by slamming Avatar into the corner, then running in and nailing a jumping elbow! He followed this with a pair of falling headbutts and a pair of elbowdrops. Savage pulled Avatar up, but Avatar hooked him down into the crossface again! Luckily for Savage they were still in the corner and the hold was quickly broken up by the referee.

Moments later, Savage nailed the OMEGA STRIKE out of nowhere! The Sicko fans were distraught. Savage quickly rolled Avatar over for the cover, but Avatar draped a hand over the bottom rope and the hold was broken. Avatar then tossed Savage from the ring for a breather. When Savage re-entered, Avatar tossed him AGAIN, drawing boos from the Justice League contingent of the audience. Savage came back in angry, which was just what Avatar wanted: he walked right into a WILD BOMB WHIP from Avatar!! Avatar quickly made the cover: 1--2-- KICKOUT! Savage barely made it out alive! Avatar then hoisted him up in a BURNING HAMMER, slamming Savage's neck down under all of his own weight. Another cover: 1---2--- KICKOUT!! Avatar pulled Savage back up... OMEGA STRIKE!! It didn't have full effect, though, and Savage couldn't follow-up afterwards. Avatar was up first. He slammed Savage into the corner, then ran in and drop kicked him in the chest. Avatar went for the a back grapple, but got caught by a Savage ace crusher in counter! Savage pulled Avatar up and nailed a FULL NELSON SUPLEX! 1---2--- KICKOUT!! The third near fall of the match! Avatar was off balance when he returned to his feet. He managed to switch Savage into a back grapple, only to eat another ace crusher! Savage followed with a carry-style back drop, then kicked Avatar's legs out from under him with a PINPOINT KICK FAKEOUT.

Avatar was clearly on dream street. Savage whipped him across the ring, but his attempt at a flying elbow was thwarted - Avatar came out of the corner, caught him in mid-air, then SCRUFF BUSTED him down to the canvas!! The Sickos fans loved that one! Avatar pulled Savage up, but Savage elbowed out of the grapple. Quickly jumping to the top turnbuckle, he bowed his head in prayer, then flew off with a SWAN DIVE HEADBUTT to Avatar's back!! Both men were down. Savage pulled himself up on the turnbuckles. Avatar groggily came after him, but ate a kick to the guts. Savage then set him, picked him up and powerbombed him down, then jackknifed over into a pin!! 1----2-----3!! Avatar was out at 3.1, but it didn't matter. Savage had won a hard-fought matchup.

RESULT: Paul Savage d. Avatar (powerbomb -> pinfall) at 15:17

Omega Strike!	Avatar with a Wild Bomb Whip	Avatar with a Burning Hammer
Full Nelson Suplex!	Catching Scruff Buster	Savage hits the Diving Headbutt

The opening minute of this match was marked by several tests of strength, all of which were inconclusive. On the last one, Wiggles faked CJ out and punched instead of locking hands. CJ responded by grabbing Wiggles and back body dropping him right there! CJ gave him a right hand when he stood up, but Wiggles shrugged it off and hammered CJ in the kidneys. Wiggles stomped CJ while he was down, then sent him to the ropes for a back body drop of his own. Another hammer blow followed as Hannibal cheered Wiggles on from outside the ring.

Wiggles kept the pain coming with a huge sidewalk slam that shook the ring, and followed with a head butt. Hannibal yelled at Wiggles to punch him, so Wiggles did, dropping down and laying in several shots on his downed opponent. CJ took the offensive when he got back to his feet, hitting and arm twist and then giving Wiggles a right hand. Wiggles was knocked a bit dizzy by that, giving CJ the chance to slam him down hard and give him a falling headbutt to the small of the back. CJ sent Wiggles to the ropes, but Wiggles just ran right over his back body drop attempt, knocking him to the mat. Hannibal jumped up on the apron, distracting the referee, while Wiggles pulled a orange plastic object out of his trunks and jammed it into CJ's forehead several times. The referee never saw it, but the fans were booing Mr. Wiggles out of the building. Wiggles followed by getting on the back of his disoriented opponent and driving an elbow into his temple.

CJ's forehead had been cut open by the illegal object Mr. Wiggles hit him with. He attempted a suplex, but Wiggles easily reversed it and sent CJ to the outside. Hannibal took the oppertunity to strike, stomping CJ several times while he was down. He tried to whip CJ into the pole, but CJ reversed the move and sent Hannibal into it instead! When he returned to the ring, CJ dropped Wiggles and locked in a boston crab, going for the wear-down. Wiggles would have none of that and responsed with a headbutt followed by more mounted punches. He then sent CJ to the ropes and lifted him in a PRESS SLAM when he came back, showing his impressive power.

Wiggles grabbed CJ from behind, but CJ elbowed him off and clotheslined him down. He then jumped and landed a king kng knee drop on Wiggles, giving him 280 pounds across the forehead! Wiggles was sent across the ring moments later. CJ attempted to charge in, but Wiggles caught him with a boot. While he was stunned, Wiggles hooked him up and delivered a SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!

The Sickos fans cheered this development as it looked as though CJ was done. Wiggles waited until he stood up, then kicked him in the gut and STUNNERED him! He followed this by lifting his opponent and giving him a one-handed backbreaker, then followed that with a release back drop that folded CJ in half! Hannibal pointed to the corner, and Wiggles climbed up and gave CJ a second-rope elbow drop. The Justice League's leader was in serious trouble. Wiggles followed this with ANOTHER Stunner as it seemed he was just playing with CJ. He went for another backbreaker or backdrop but CJ grabbed his head and slammed it over his knee! Wiggles was up quickly, but CJ locked him in a bearhug! Just when Wiggles was going to break the hold, CJ swung around behind him for a suplex. Wiggles jumped backwards and countered the move, smashing CJ to the canvas. Now realizing this playing around could be dangerous, Wiggles went for the cover. 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!! CJ kicked out!

After seeing this, Hannibal slid a chair in the ring. Wiggles slammed CJ into the buckle, then lifted him up and dropped him throat-first on the top rope! Wiggles then came off the buckle AGAIN with an elbow drop. He then delivered a SECOND SEND IN THE CLOWNS!! He went for the cover... 1----2----- FOOT ON THE ROPE!! Wiggles grabbed the referee's shirt and chewed him out, but somehow CJ was still in the match! Wiggles was getting frustrated. He brutally slammed CJ over in another sick backdrop, then press slammed him up and immediately down. Wiggles was definitely feeling the effects of all this exertion, and CJ took advantage. He first hit a swinging neckbreaker, and the tiring Wiggles stayed down for quite a while. A vertical suplex and another neckbreaker followed this, but as CJ came in to follow-up, Wiggles caught him and delivered a THIRD SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!!

Wiggles was too tired to follow with anything. He grabbed the chair off the mat when he stood up. He raised it over his head to strike, but CJ kicked him in the stomach, making the chair clatter to the mat. CJ then hooked Wiggles up, and with a scream delivered a JUSTICE BOMB!! Wiggles' head landed on the chair, but his arm landed in the ropes, so the hold was broken. Wiggles stood up and immediately gave CJ a FOURTH SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!! What the hell was CJ made of!? Another backbreaker followed, but the CJ scooped Wiggles up and powerslammed him to the canvas! Both men lay near exhausted on the mat and were almost counted out. CJ sent Wiggles to the ropes, but he couldn't muster the strength to back body drop him. Wiggles slammed an arm over his back, then hoisted him up and brought him crashing down with the ORIGINAL SEND IN THE CLOWNS, a fisherman's DDT!! Wiggles sat back and watched in amazement as CJ pulled himself up on the ropes until he was standing. The fans were chanting "JUST-ICE! JUST-ICE!"

Wiggles didn't know what else to throw at CJ, so he shoulder blocked him down a couple of times and went for the cover. CJ was somehow out on two. CJ struck back with a spinning punch, then a carry-style backdrop. Another JUSTICE BOMB followed this, but CJ's foot was hanging out of the ring and the pin didn't count. CJ followed with another powerslam and both men lay on the mat, exhausted.

As they got to their feet, Wiggles grabbed CJ in a front facelock. CJ couldn't counter it in time - Wiggles gave him a FIFTH SEND IN THE CLOWNS!! Wiggles was too tired to make the cover. Wiggles desperately grabbed CJ around the head again, going for a SIXTH Send in the Clowns, but CJ slipped around behind and GERMAN SUPLEXED him over!! The referee was all over the pin: 1-----2------3!!! Not only had CJ survived FIVE Send in the Clowns DDT's, but he had come back and WON!! This brought a "HOLY SHIT!" chant out of the audience as ring announcer Larry Wunarme called the winner.

RESULT: Captain Justice d. Mr. Wiggles (German suplex -> pinfall) at 18:32

Send in the Clowns #1	Send in the Clowns #2	SitC #3
Justice Bomb on the chair!	SitC #5	German Suplex for the win!

Bo opened this match with a DDT on Atlas before the bell even rang! Bo immediately pointed to the celing as the Sicko fans cheered his sneak attack, but Atlas was mad! He spun Bo around and rocked him back into the ropes with several knuckle arrow punches. Atlas whipped Bo across, and when he came back, caught him with an ORIGINAL FRANKENSTEINER! Atlas locked in a stretch muffler for a moment, but Bo fought out and locked a Muta-lock on Atlas! The back and forth continued with Atlas chopping Bo hard across the chest, then spinning and chopping him across the face. Atlas swung around behind Bo for a suplex, but Bo reversed it and bulldogged Atlas down!

Bo was hardly to his feet when Atlas hauled him up into a press slam! Atlas showed off his power by pumping Bo two or three times before dropping him on his face. Before Bo could even stand, Atlas ran in and kicked him in the face with a shining black! Atlas then climbed to the top turnbuckle and came off with a shooting star press and connected! All this before the three minute mark of the match! The Sicko fans were in shock.

The pin was in the ropes, though, and was broken up. Atlas didn't care, keeping the attack going with a hammerblow to the back. Bo got up dizzy and Atlas brutally clotheslined him back down, then sent him to the ropes for ANOTHER original frankensteiner! Atlas had the match well in hand when he swung around behind Bo and slammed him over in an ORIGINAL GERMAN SUPLEX! The pin was in the ropes, though, and was broken.

Seeing Atlas suplex Bo, the Sicko fans immediately began chanting "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP!" at Atlas. Atlas punched Bo when he go to his feet, but Bo shrugged it off and elbowed Atlas to the mat. Bo then picked up Atlas' feet and dropped a knee into his groin, then hit a rolling senton right across his chest! When Atlas surged to his feet, Bo used his momentum and throwing belly-to-belly suplexed him!

Bo was clearly cursing a blue streak at Atlas in the ring. Bo hit him with a hard right hook, then DDT'd him down. Atlas desperately flung Bo to the ropes and hit a third original frankenstiener, but Bo rolled through it and right to his feet! Atlas grabbed him and sent him in again and hit ANOTHER frankensteiner, and this time Bo was slower to recover! Atlas smelled blood. He hit Bo with a second shining black as the Sicko was trying to stand up, then slammed him over with a second original german suplex! The hold was once again too close to the ropes for the count.

The Sicko fans started up the chant again, prompting Atlas to flex at them, showing he wasn't scared of Bo, which drew a cheer from the Pantheon contingent in the stands. A double-axehandle from Atlas led to him locking a reverse figure-four leglock on the Sicko, taunting the fans all the while. Atlas followed this with an ORIGINAL BACKDROP, folding Bo in half! This was one suplex too many, though. Atlas went for the cover and almost scored the fall, but Bo kicked out at the last second with a vengence. Atlas tried to grapple Bo but was thrown off to the canvas. Bo pulled him up, ducked a clothesline attempt, and hit Atlas with a jumping heel kick to the back of the skull! He then climbed to the top and came off with a guillotine leg drop right across the back of Atlas' neck. Atlas was up dazed, and Bo hooked him up and then slammed him over with a capture suplex!

Bo was red with fury. He pulled Atlas to his feet, threw him to the ropes, and caught him with a belly-to-belly suplex when he returned, tossing him across the ring. Atlas tried to attack, but Bo just punched him in the jaw and knocked him to the mat. Pulling him up from behind, Bo then slammed him over once and then twice, DOUBLE GERMAN BO-PLEX!! but he wasn't done: Bo rolled over once more and sent Atlas flying with a THROWING GERMAN BO-PLEX!!

Atlas rolled through the move to his knees. He tried to stand only to have Bo deck him back to the canvas. Bo pulled his limp form up from behind again. Atlas tried to block, but Bo hit him with another DOUBLE GERMAN BO-PLEX anyway! Bo followed up by pulling Atlas to his feet, lifting him for a vertical suplex, but then dropping him on his head with a steiner screwdriver!! Bo covered Atlas: 1----2---- KICKOUT! Atlas was still hanging in there.

Atlas was in real trouble. As Bo approached, Atlas scored a short breather by grabbing the front of his trunks and tossing him through the ropes to the outside. Bo came back in almost immediately and threw Atlas down with an EXPLODIER, and followed that with a release german Bo-plex!! Atlas then suprised everyone by swinging around behind and using another original german suplex out of nowhere!! 1---2---- KICKOUT by Bo! Bo whipped Atlas to the ropes and hit another belly-to-belly, this one sending Atlas back-first into the corner buckles! Atlas tried another shining black, only to have Bo catch his leg and dragon screw legwhip him down. Bo backed up to the ropes with Atlas in a rear waistlock, intending to send him over the top to the floor, but Atlas elbowed out of it. With Bo down, Atlas signaled 'That's It!' with his hands. He pulled Bo up to his feet and grabbed him from behind, but Bo switched around behind Atlas and THROWING GERMAN SUPLEXED him across the ring! Atlas rolled to his knees again, and Bo came in with a hard clothesline that knocked the Pantheon leader senseless. Bo grabbed Atlas' legs and flipped over him for the pin: 1-----2-----3! A hard-hitting match that could have gone either way.

RESULT: Bo Abobo d. Alexander Atlas (pinfall) at 11:55

Atlas with an SSP (note the clock)	Original Backdrop	Double German Bo-Plex
Steiner Screwdriver	Original German Suplex	The Fatal Throwing German Bo-plex

Bane and Mercury tried to ignore Condo in the opening minute, both tossing him to the ropes when he approached. Mercury laid into Bane furiously, hitting a couple of stiff kicks, a dragon screw legwhip and a face crusher all in the first minute. Bane finally got Mercury off of him by going low and punching him in the groin, but then he had to deal with Condo, who popped him hard and slammed him to the mat. Mercury then kicked Condo in the back, but was then caught from both sides by a double-team back brain kick!

Bane and Condo then both pressed the attack on Mercury. He managed to fight them both off without taking and real punishment, keeping them at bay with kicks. Bane finally took him down with a cyclone whip, but Condo took the chance and punched Bane immediately afterwards. He then turned his attention to Mercury, who kicked him and kept him back. Bane came up behind, but Condo turned and poked him in the eyes, sending him backwards. Condo turned back to Mercury, was kicked again, then turned back to Bane, who hit him with a drop toe hold!

Bane wrapped on a stretch muffler for a few moments, but then he and Condo turned back to attacking Mercury. He was fighting them off with difficulty, but was finally caught with a chop from Bane, and when he turned to face the threat Condo grabbed him from behind with an atomic knee breaker!

Condo continued by laying in several stiff shots with his left hand, culminating in a stinging right hook. Bane followed this by lifting Mercury up and dropping him with a pendulum backbreaker. Condo waited until the move was over, then punched Bane in the groin! While Bane was on the canvas, Condo took Mercury down with a tiger spin and then posed for the fans. Bane chopped him right across the back in the middle of his pose! Bane then slammed him into the corner. Mercury approached from behind, but Bane quickly turned and gave him a high-speed dragon screw! All three men then exchanged cyclone whips, all hitting the canvas at least once, before Bane machine-gun chopped Condo into the ropes and high-speed dragon screw legwhipped Mercury again.

Bane then locked a arm bar and headscissors combo on Mercury, which Condo was only too happy to watch. Mercury tried to fight back against the double-team effort from Bane and Condo, hitting Condo with a pair of middle kicks and Bane with a dragon screw of his own. He grabbed Condo in a headlock, but Condo reversed whatever he was going to do into a back suplex. Bane, apparently deciding he no longer needed an ally, machine gun chopped Condo to the mat and wrapped the arm bar/head scissors on him! When the hold was broken, Mercury gave Bane a kick to the legs, then he and Condo gave Bane a double jumping kick!

Condo and Mercury then took to fighting, exchanging punches and kicks respectively, until Bane grabbed Condo from behind and backbreakered him to the mat. Mercury set Condo for a powerbomb of some kind, but Condo back body dropped him out of the move. Condo turned to Bane and slammed him down, prompting Mercury to kick him in the knees while he was down. This same manuver was repeated, but then Condo chopped Mercury and cut their cooperation short. Bane grabbed Condo's leg while he was distracted and gave him the high-speed dragon screw. Bane then pointed to the corner, and while Mercury jumped up, Bane danced over his fallen opponent. Mercury then came off the top with a Delfin elbow drop while Bane danced, definitely the Kodak moment of the night.

The cover only got two. Mercury tried to press with another powerbomb attempt, but Condo back dropped him over the top to the outside. Bane grabbed Mercury upon his return and set him for a brainbuster, but Mercury reversed it and rolled Bane into a small package! The cover only got a one, though. When Mercury turned to Condo, Bane dropped and punched him in the groin again from behind, which knocked him right into a rolling sole butt from Condo! Condo then dropped to choke Mercury while Bane watched.

Mercury surged to his feet, grabbed Condo by the arm and threw him over the shoulder to the mat. He turned to Bane, but Bane kicked him, set him and DOUBLE-ARM SUPLEXED him to the mat! Bane went to put a hold on Mercury when Condo held out his hand. Bane went to slap hands with him but Condo caught his wrist and flipped him into a cross armbreaker, laughing the whole while! Bane fought to get a foot on the bottom rope and have the hold broken. Bane tried to double-arm suplex Condo but was thrown over. Mercury tried a rolling sole butt on Condo, who ducked and set himself. When Mercury turned around, Condo nailed him in the jaw with the some sweet chin music!

The kick knocked Mercury into the ropes. Condo jumped on him and grabbed him for a STONE COLD KILLER, but Mercury pushed him off. Bane came in quick and chopped Mercury three or four times, then hoisted him and and brought him down in the DORY FUNK DROP EXTREME!! Condo immediately gave a 'Whoo!' and rolled forward, catching Mercury in the UNCLE CONDO!! Bane's disgust showed on his face and he slugged Condo right in the mouth, breaking the hold. Bane then locked in the SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER on Mercury, his own finisher! Condo was up and kicked Bane, breaking the hold. Bane pushed Condo away, then grabbed the standing Mercury in a CALL THE PARAMEDICS reverse choke sleeper! Bane started to dance, but Condo gave him a crotch-chop from behind and rabbit punched him! Condo then jumped on the downed Mercury and locked on the UNCLE CONDO #2! Mercury was tapping before Bane could try to break the hold up.

Condo d. Mercury (Uncle Condo #2 -> submission) at 14:43

Condo followed Mercury to the ropes as he left the ring, laughing at him, but Bane was up and pissed. He followed Condo and while Condo was taunting Mercury, Bane grabbed him and snapped his neck hard with the CALL THE PARAMEDICS!! Bane may have been going for another next, but Condo mule kicked him in the groin to break it up. It didn't slow Bane down though, he came back by laying in several more chops to Condo's now-red chest. He then climbed the turnbuckle and came off driving a knee into Condo's stomach! Bane then hoisted his opponent up and dropped him with the DORY FUNK DROP EXTREME, sending him to the floor. But he wasn't done! As Condo stood outside, Bane hit the opposite ropes and wowed the crowed with a flipping corkscrew planca!! As Condo lay on the outside, Bane grabbed a chair from under the ring. He tossed it on the ground, then gave Condo a SHU-BANE on the chair on the floor!!! Bane danced upon re-entering the ring.

It was here that it was shown on camera that the man in black, who had run-in on Bo Abobo and Avatar's match at the house show, was standing in the third row and watching the match! He made no move towards the ring, just stared intently at Bane. The people in the area nearby moved away from him, making the area around him clear of even chairs.

Condo was in trouble, but grabbed the chair on his way back in. Bane didn't give him a chance to use it, getting in too close. Condo slammed him to the mat and choked him in anger, but Bane grabbed the arm he was being choked with, flipped Condo over and reversed the move into the armbar/headscissors combo!! Condo wasn't close to the ropes and couldn't move in the hold... after a few moments, he tapped! Bane was the winner.

RESULT: Bane d. Condo (Armbar/headscissors -> submission) at 18:10

Double Jumpkick #1	Kneebreaker	Double Jumpkick #2
A Kodak Moment	Strike up the band	Mercury says "UNCLE, CONDO!!"
Twisting Corkscrew Plancha	Shu-Bane on the floor on the chair!	Submission victory

Jim Biggins : "I can't say for sure, Buck, but I think Bane might recognize this guy!"

Buck Hammerstien : "I'd bet my ass on it!"

Jim Biggins : "That'd be a hard bet to match."

Buck Hammerstien : "Hey, F---"

Jim Biggins : "See you next week, EFW fans!!"