| EFW Massacre EFW Arena - Glasgow, Scotland 02-01-2003 |
(The EFW opening is bypassed this week, straight to a shot of the announcers)
JB : "Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jim Biggins and welcome to EFW Massacre. Folks, this ..."
(Suddenly, with no fanfare, Vermin stalks through the curtain and heads for the ring, cheered on by the Sicko fans. Behind him, he is dragging 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior by a noose. Condo's mouth is taped and his hands are tied in front of him, and he doesn't look good. Vermin has a look of murder on his face. Following them come the other Sickos: Bo Abobo and Weehawk, in their wrestling gear and wearing their title belts; Bane in a suit with the perdition title and a briefcase; Tyrant with the world title over his shoulder; Avatar, dressed in the jumpsuit like the other guards; and finally Hannibal and Mr. Wiggles round out the group. Hannibal is escorting referee Stu Lumpkin to the ring by his arm. Vermin tosses Condo between the ropes and the others circle the ring. Hannibal rolls Stu into the ring while Vermin removes the rope and tape from Condo. Bane grabs a mic from the ring announcer and hands it to Vermin)
Vermin : "Ring the fucking bell."
| Vermin vs "The Extreme" Condo Warrior | |||||||
| After walking right through his attempts at offense, Vermin grabbed Condo and spiked him head-first into the mat barely a minute into the match. A Hammer of Hate followed right afterwards and everybody knew Condo was already out of the match. Another Hammer came next, and a cover by Vermin, but Vermin pulled Condo up on two. Vermin gave Condo a fire thunder driver, then ran and crushed him with a body splash, only to pull him up at two again. Vermin then tossed him around the ring a couple of times, then waved at him to stand. Condo wasn't moving. Vermin covered him, and pulled him up once more on two. Then, climbing to the top, Vermin jumped off and top rope body splashed Condo, drawing a gasp from the crowd. Again Vermin pulled him up, and this time slammed him to the canvas with the 187 Powerbomb so hard he flopped onto his stomach. Another fire thunder and Vermin choked Condo's nearly lifeless form with his hands. Vermin hauled him up and gave him a Paralyzer, but Condo didn't respond, well beyond the point of knowing where he was. Vermin took one final look at Condo laying on the mat and finally pinned him with a foot on his chest. |  | ||||||
| RESULT: Vermin d. Condo at 7:39 via pinfall | |||||||
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(After Vermin finally pins Condo, he presses Condo over his head and throws him over the top rope and out of the ring, sending him crashing across the announce desk. Vermin grabs the mic again)
Vermin : "I've tried to run this company the best way I know how. Despite people constantly mocking and challenging me, I have attempted to stay as neutral as my being allows. People have said and done things that they would have been hanged for scant years ago, and yet they met were met with no response. I retired as an active wrestler to become president because I knew there was no way I could possibly wrestle and run the show with any kind of impartiality. I came back as a wrestler because brutally beating people is too much a part of my nature to be let go. I thought I could do both. I now see just how wrong I was. There is no way for me to lead this group back to the excellence it once had while the title of president still sits before my name. There are men in this federation that need to be punished. There are people here who do not know what the Sickos on Parade stand for. That must change, yet I cannot do what must be done. Something must give. Avatar, patch me in to the PA system."
(Avatar speaks into his headset. Soon, Vermin's voice can be heard all throughout the arena, in all the locker rooms and corridors)
Vermin : "This is EFW president Vermin. I know everyone can hear me. Pay heed to my words, because this effects you all. Tonight marks the beginning of a new era in this federation. As of this moment, I resign as president of Extreme Firepro Wrestling."
(The crowd and announcers are shocked. Only the Sickos at ringside show no sign of suprise)
Vermin : "I relinquish all executive power, and along with it all executive responsibility."
(Vermin looks right at the camera)
Vermin : "And so it begins."
(Vermin drops the mic. He exits the ring and is followed out by the other Sickos)
JB : "What a shocker!! Vermin is no longer the president of our federation!"
BH : "I never would have expected this. I thought Vermin enjoyed being in power."
JB : "What did he mean by that last line, Buck?"
BH : "I don't even want to think about it."
JB : "Fans, here's our card."
Hateworks vs Nomad/"The ICON" Rick Idol
Perdition Title Match
Bane vs Andy Kojima
Three Way Dance
Bret Stillman vs "The Professional" Reid Kalahan v. The "Extreme" Condo Warrior
Lumberjack Match Chris Wren, ? ? ? ? and ? ? ? ? v. The Dod Squod (Jane, Jack and Ronnie)
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(The EFW security force is sent out to enforce the lumberjack rules for the 6-man tag. The Dod Squod is introduced as a unit, followed by 'The Equalizer' Chris Wren. Jack Dod waves Ronnie and Jane to the apron and twists a bit, stretching, telling them he's got it under control) Ring Announcer Larry Wunarme - "His first partner... from Mobile, Alabama, weighing in at 218 pounds.... ASHTON ADLER!!!" (Wren's jaw hits the floor as Adler makes his way through the curtain and towards the ring. Wren holds his arms out as if to ask 'what the hell are you doing?' and Adler responds by pointing at Wren and saying 'I'm doing you a favor!'. Before the two can get into it, the ring announcer speaks again) Ring Announcer Larry Wunarme - ".... and his second partner.... from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 318 pounds... "MR. MASSACRE" KYLE MAGNUM!!!" (Both Wren and Adler clear the way for Magnum, who stalks to the ring with a homicidal grin on his face, pointing at Jack Dod. Wren watches him walk by wide-eyed. Jack tries to tag in anyone on his team, but they won't let him, and before he knows it Magnum is in the ring!) |
| Chris Wren, Ashton Adler and Kyle Magnum vs The Dod Squod | |||||||||||||||
| Magnum charged at Dod, slamming him with a clubbing forearm. Dod tried to get some offense in but Magnum shrugged him off at every turn, finally lifting him into a canadian backbreaker. He dropped Dod to the mat and then dropped a leg across his neck, drawing cheers from the crowd. Dod speedily crawled to the corner and tagged in Jane. Jane was met with a canadian backbreaker, a hammer blow to the spine and a huge slam by Magnum. When she stood, Magnum wound up and cleaned her clock with a huge hook, knocking her back into the corner. He pointed to JD, who held up his hands and refused to tag in. Magnum shrugged and back brain lariated Jane straight into the mat. But when he pulled her back to her feet, she switched around behind him and jammed him in the back of the neck with some kind of illegal object! This stunned Magnum long enough for her to tag in Ronnie. |  Cheap shot | ||||||||||||||
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| Jane and Ronnie double-teamed Magnum, laying in several hard punches each. Ronnie grabbed his legs and dropped a knee into his groin, But he missed a dropkick right afterwards, giving Magnum the oppertunity to tag out to Adler. Adler caught Ronnie coming in with a drop toe hold, then reversed a suplex into one of his own, sending Ronnie down hard. When he stood, Adler planted him back to the canvas with a nice dropkick, standing and pointing at Wren afterwards. Wren just shrugged and mock applauded. This distraction was enough for Ronnie to grab Adler and slam an elbow into his forehead. Adler responded by cyclone whipping Ronnie down and applying a stranglehold gamma to him, wrenching the arm and the neck at the same time. Ronnie powered out and made for the corner, tagging in Jack. Adler walked to his corner and chopped Wren across the chest, his form of a tag, and then stepped out to the apron. Wren gave him a dirty look and then stepped into the ring. Ronnie got in a cheap shot in the form of a headlock punch before he left the ring, giving Jack a chance to leg drop Wren as he lay on the mat. Wren came right back with a switch around and a jumping spin kick to the back of Jack's skull! Jack was up quick but walked right into a standing side kick that put him back on the mat. Wren grabbed his leg and wrapped him into an STF, but they were too close to the ropes and Jack grabbed a rope to force the break. He came back with a snap mare and a hard chop on Wren, but Wren hooked him and lifted him for a vertical suplex... and waited... and finally dropped him to the canvas! Wren hit Jack with a spinning wheel kick right in the mush when he stood and Jack had had enough, tagging Ronnie back in. Ronnie met with another delayed suplex, but with Jack and Jane distracting Wren, Ronnie managed to jump and land a big head butt on Wren. Ronnie then tossed Wren over the top to the outside, expecting the lumberjacks to deal with him. But Wren grabbed on to the rop rope with both hands and never hit the floor! Then, he pulled himself back up and over the top rope behind Ronnie! When Ronnie turned to him, Wren hooked him and dropped him head-first to the mat with a high speed DDT! Wren stood up pointing at Adler on the apron, asking for his opinion, and Adler let him have it at Wren using his finisher! |  Wren uses Adler's finisher! | ||||||||||||||
| Ronnie was up dazed, and Wren went out to the apron. When he tried to springboard back in, Jane ran over and shoved him down into the ring, drawing a chorus of boos from the crowd. Ronnie took advantage, hitting a punch leading with his knuckle. Wren managed to barely duck a heart punch, but Ronnie grabbed him into a headlock and drilled punches into his head. A no-touch head butt followed knocking Wren down. Ronnie dragged him to his feet and gave him another jumping head butt, turning the match to his advantage. Ronnie lifted Wren up and brought him down with a sidewalk slam that crushed the smaller man, and then turned to choking him with both hands which brought everyone into the ring. In the melee, Magnum grabbed Jack and hooked him for the Gravedigger.... but Jack shoved him off and kicked him right in the jacobs, effectively countering the move!! |  Gravdi--OOHHHH! | ||||||||||||||
| Wren managed to slip Ronnie into another DDT, which further angered Adler and gave him a chance to tag. Instead of tagging Magnum, Wren tagged Adler in, who immediately walked over to Ronnie and planted him with the SST!! He stood up yelling at Wren 'THAT'S how it's done!' before rolling Ronnie up for a cover. This brought both Jack and Jane into the ring, followed by Magnum and Wren. The brawl was on, and in the confusion Ronnie slipped in a tag to Jane, unknown to Adler. Jane came in and traded shots with Adler, but kept tripping him to the canvas. She whipped him across and caught him coming back with a running facecrusher, then dropped and pounded on him with punches. This brought in both teams again, but this time in the chaos Adler got to his corner and tagged.. to Magnum! Jack and Jane didn't even bother to try to let it stay one-on-one, double teaming Magnum as soon as he hit the ring. Jack dove for his ankle, tripping him, then wrapped on a crucifix armbar. When Magnum got out of that, Jane did the same, instead wrapping on a head and neck lock to cut off Magnum's breathing. But the big man eventually made it to his feet, enraged, and tossed Jane around like a doll with a spinning doctor bomb! Luckily the cover was too near the ropes to be counted. Jane tried poking Magnum in the eyes, only to eat a reverse tombstone piledriver in response! Magnum then hit the ropes, jumped and crushed Jane with all of his 318 pounds in a body splash! Magnum pushed Jane into the corner and called for Jack, who tagged in to save his sister's life. Jack begged off into the corner, only to poke Magnum in the eyes and toss him to the outside! Jack ordered Ronnie to attack Magnum on the outside, but Ronnie shook his head vehemently, refusing to go out there with the lumberjacks. An argument ensued while the security men pounded and kicked Magnum as he lay on the ground. But then Magnum roared to his feet, sending security guys flying in all directions. When the raging Magnum returned to the ring, Ronnie kicked him in the nelsons again to drop him to the canvas. Jack then wrapped on a torturous half boston crab and laughed, finally having Magnum where he wanted him. |  Half-Crab | ||||||||||||||
| Magnum forced the break by grabbing the nearby ropes, then made to his corner and tagged in Adler. Wren then grabbed Jack from behind, holding his arms so Adler could get in a free shot. Adler wound up and struck, but Jack moved out of the way at the last second, leaving Adler to clock his own partner, knocking him clean off the apron! The lumberjacks went to town on Wren, but Adler didn't care, and Magnum sure didn't care. |  Mistake.. or was it? | ||||||||||||||
| Adler sure didn't seem to care too much which one he hit, but the opening gave Jack a chance he needed. Scooping up the unaware Adler, he brought him down across his knee with a backbreaker. A jumping piledriver followed, Jack driving Adler's head into the canvas. Jack went for the cover and the referee totally lost all control of the match. People came in and out over the next few minutes of utter chaos - Magnum hit some vader hammers on Jane, Jane got a running facecrusher on Wren, Wren ducked a lariat from Jack, setting him up to eat a high-speed german suplex from Adler! Somewhere in the melee, Magnum hooked up Ronnie and delivered the GRAVEDIGGER! Wren took care of Jane, tossing her to ringside, while Adler rolled Jack up with a leg roll clutch. The referee made the count: 1----2-----3!! |  Gravedigger! | ||||||||||||||
| RESULT: Wren, Adler & Magnum d. The Dod Squod at 21:06 via pinfall (Leg Roll Clutch) | |||||||||||||||
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(The victorious team ejects the Dods from the ring. Magnum then chases them to the back, his pike in hand, leaving Adler and Wren in the ring. After a short staredown, Adler offers Wren a handshake! Wren is tenuous, but finally accepts the handshake... only to be yanked into an SST by Adler!! The crowd boos his loudly, but Adler just shakes his head at Wren and exits the ring. Right then, Wren flips from his back up to his feet! Wren runs over to the ropes and points to Adler, shouting "Get back in here! We're not through yet!!!" as Adler is walking up the ramp. Adler appears somewhat amused, but then gestures in an "Aw f**k it!!" way, and leaves. Wren throws his hands up in frustration, then realizes that he's alone in the ring. He looks at the crowd almost as to say "Well now what?" The crowd cheers him, and Wren acknowledges them) JB : "And The Equalizer stands victorious in the ring!" (Wren exits the ring and heads backstage, giving high-fives to the first row of fans as he goes) JB : "Now there's the kind of thing I like to see.... what's that? Fans, something is going on backstage!" (The camera cuts to backstage, where Magnum is chasing the Dods. Suddenly, as he passes a pile of wooden pallets, Magnum is struck in the knees with a pipe, sending him fliping head over heels to the ground, his pike clattering across the floor out of his grasp. Bane stands up from behind the pallets with the pipe in his hands and the Sickos swarm Magnum, kicking and stomping him down. Finally, after Magnum is beaten down, Vermin steps into the shot, a lit cigar in his mouth. Tyrant and Bo Abobo hold Magnum by the arms on the ground. Vermin then grabs Magnum by the head, lifts him up, and then with the help of Abobo and Tyrant, SPIKE 187 POWERBOMBS him onto the stack of pallets, shattering two of them! Vermin then drops the cigar on the floor next to Magnum's head and symbolically crushes it out) JB : "First the Pantheon, now Magnum! The Sickos are going after their enemies one by one!" BH : "If I was Prototype, I'd be on a plane right now!" |
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(After Stillman and Kalahan are introduced, Condo is helped out to the ring by Jade for this match. He is in no shape to wrestle whatsoever. Stillman and Kalahan look suprised that he is even attempting the match in his condition. It takes them while to make it out. It's bad enough that even though he doesn't like Condo, Vice President Red Dog stops the pair halfway up the isle, trying to convince Condo to go to the hospital. Jade gives him and icy stare, and Condo roughly shoves him aside, continuing to the ring. He slowly rolls in and the referee calls for the opening bell) |
| Bret Stillman vs "The Professional" Reid Kalahan vs "The Extreme" Condo Warrior | |||||||||||
| Kalahan and Stillman went straight at Condo, trying to take advantage of his weakness, but Condo was somehow able to fight both of them off, using chops as his main offense. But there were no allies in this one, because Condo and Kalahan double suplexed Stillman about a minute in! Stillman took every oppertunity he could to work the legs of both of his opponents. Kalahan took over control at four minutes with a belly to belly suplex and back brain kick on Stillman, only to have Condo slam him to the mat with hard punches moments later. Condo and Stillman landed a sandwhich back brain kick on Kalahan, squashing his head between them. Condo then laid into Stillman with punches, only to turn and TOMBSTONE Kalahan right afterwards!! |  Condo's on fire! | ||||||||||
| Stillman then took over the advantage briefly, hitting a back drop on Kalahan, then clotheslining and kicking the legs out from under Condo. Condo responded with a tombstone, and dropping and hitting Kalahan in the stormin' normans, dropping him to the mat. Condo DDT'd Kalahan and continued with the punching attack on Stillman, not letting either opponent rest. Stillman piledrived Kalahan and continued to work the legs, only for Condo to grab him and tombstone him yet again! Kalahan then grabbed Condo, but Condo dropped him to the canvas with the STONE COLD KILLER!! |  Stone Cold Killer! | ||||||||||
| Kalahan finally managed to do something offensive in there, nailing a jumping piledriver on Condo! Condo just flopped over on the mat afterwards, definitely out of it. Stillman caught Kalaha from behind with an atomic knee crusher, then wrapped on the figure-four leglock!! Kalahan was in serious pain, but didn't tap out. When Stillman saw Condo finally getting to his feet, he broke the hold himself. Kalahan was up quickly and slammed Stillman over with a single-arm suplex! |  Suplex! | ||||||||||
| Kalahan was definitely limping after all the punishment to his legs Stillman had dished out. He swung around behind and suplexed Condo onto the side of his neck, drawing a gasp from the crowd. Condo didn't move at all after the move, and when he finally got to his elbows and knees, he spit a mouthfull of blood onto the mat. Stillman piledrived Kalahan right after the suplex. He signaled to the crowd for the figure-four, but it wouldn't be him who applied it. Condo crawled up behind Stillman and gave him an uppercut right to the family jewels! Then, barely able to make his feet, Condo wrapped the figure-four leglock on Kalahan! Kalahan tried to fight to the ropes, but he couldn't reach them, and he was forced to give up! |  The figure-four prevails | ||||||||||
| RESULT: Condo d. Kalahan at 14:55 via submission (Figure-four) | |||||||||||
| The relatively fresh Stillman now went to work on Condo. A vertical suplex was followed by a piledriver, and Condo's battered body just wouldn't respond to his commands. Stillman grabbed him for an atomic knee crusher, but at the apex, Condo grabbed his arm around Stillman's head and turned the move into a counter Stone Cold Killer!! Both men were down for a period of time, and there was actually a small 'Condo! Condo!' chant going somewhere in the arena. Condo continued the assult with a knee crusher of his own, then a DDT. Then he went for it all and wrapped on the UNCLE CONDO #2!! Jade was cheering him on fromt ringside, but Stillman refused to give in! |  UNCLE CONDO #2! | ||||||||||
| Condo eventually ran out of strength to apply the hold and released it. Stillman caught him in a backslide a moment later and scored a near fall! Stillman then worked the legs even more - a low dropkick was followed by an atomic knee crusher and then another low dropkick. Every part of Condo's body was now totally battered, but yet he still refused to quit. Be it sheer stubborness or insanity or what have you, Condo found the strength to lift Stillman and tombstone him down for a third time! Stillman got up and Condo chopped him with everything he had left - one, two, three, four, five chops and Stillman went back to the mat. Condo then slowly climbed to the top rope! After he got to the top, he came flying off with a frog splash!.. but the pin was in the ropes! Pantheon fans around the world groaned as Condo was forced to break up the pin! |  Frog Splash! | ||||||||||
| Condo weakly held up three fingers, not even realizing the count had never been made at all, let alone reached three. Stillman slammed him into the corner, then ran in and crushed him with a clothesline! Condo crumbled to the mat, but Stillman had to stop for a rest and couldn't capitalize. After Condo reached his feet, Stillman gave him a side russian leg sweep, then covered him almost dead-center ring... 1----2------KICKOUT!! Condo kicked out! Stillman looked suprised. Condo had to pull himself up on the ropes. Stillman wasn't even sure if he should keep attacking Condo in his condition, looking at the referee in concern. Condo didn't have any such qualms - when Stillman turned back to him, Condo screamed and launched himself at Stillman with one last rush of everything he had left, clocking him right in the face with his fist!! Stillman fell to the mat with Condo on top of him, and the referee counted: 1--------2----------3!!! Condo won the three way dance against all odds! |  Condo kicks out/The punch! | ||||||||||
| RESULT: Condo d. Stillman at 19:23 via pinfall | |||||||||||
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(Condo doesn't move, and even when Stillman recovers, he is afraid to move him. EMT's hit the ring and carefully move him, strap him to a backboard, and take him out of the arena. Surprisingly, and for the first time in EFW history, the entrie crowd cheers Condo as he leaves the arena) |
| Perdition Title Match Bane vs Andy Kojima | |||||||
| Both men started out trading drop toe holds. Bane laid in some crushing chops, causing Kojima to irish whip him into the barbed wire board! Bane came out with another chop, then whipped Kojima to the ropes and chopped him right off his feet! Bane swung around behind Kojima and gave him a sheer drop back suplex, but Kojima countered his next move with a drop toe hold. Kojima rammed a knee into Bane's torso and tried for a reverse cricifix knee lock, but Bane twisted out before the move did any real damage. Bane came back with more chops, rapid fire this time, and finished by grabbed Kojima's arm and pulling him into a short-arm clothesline. Kojima tripped him to the mat with another drop toe hold, but Bane whipped him across and nailed him with a leg lariat on the return. Bane wrapped on a crucifix knee hold of his own, trying to take power away from Kojima's kicks. Kojima fought out and planted another knee into Bane's torso, but his next kick was caught and Bane locked the trapped leg into a side knee hold! Kojima managed a cyclone whip, but Bane caught his next kick and tried to rip his knee out with a dragon screw legwhip! Bane dropped a knee across his head, but Kojima kneed him in the midsection again when he got back to his feet. Kojima tried another kick, and Bane caught it again, this time spinning Kojima around. He grabbed Kojima in a rear waistlock and threw him across the ring with a throwing german suplex! |  Throwing german suplex! | ||||||
| Kojima responded by throwing Bane into the barbed wire board again, and then cyclone whipping him to the mat. Kojima then drop kicked Bane in the back of the head when he sat up! Bane elbowed out of a move attempt, and Kojima did the same, and then Bane scored two straight two counts on roll-ups. Kojima went straight back to the knee to the midsection, then locked in the reverse knee hold again, this time getting some damage in before Bane escaped. Bane kicked Kojima low, then set him for a powerbomb. He lifted and Kojima kicked and fought, he lifted a second time and Kojima did the same. Bane then screamed and hauled Kojima up and wild bombed him to the mat!! Kojima was out on two. |  Wild bomb! | ||||||
| Bane kept the attack on with another sheer drop back suplex. Another leg lariat followed. Bane covered Kojima several times, but never scored more than a flat two. Bane tried to whip Kojima into the barbed wire, only to have it reversed, sending Bane into the wire for the third time. This time, Bane came out bleeding! Kojima took advantage of his dazed state and DDT'd Bane to the mat. Kojima whipped Bane across and leapfrogged him when he came back, but Bane stopped short instead of hitting the ropes. When Kojima landed and turned, Bane lariated him out of his boots! Bane wiped the blood from his brow in a rage. Another sheer drop back suplex bounced Kojima off the mat, followed by another lariat that Bane threw his whole body into. Kojima punched Bane and gave him three knees to the midsection. He tried it again, but Bane countered the move, hooking the arm and wrapping Kojima into the Peppermint Twist!! Kojima refused to give, fighting his way out of the move. He gave Bane a pair of middle kicks, knocking the wind out of the champion, but Bane hooked and threw him with a double-arm suplex. Bane then rolled Kojima out to the barbed wire. Then, in something you never would have seen from Bane before this match, he hit the ropes and hit a corkscrew plancha onto Kojima, both men crashing into the barbed wire!! |  Ouch! | ||||||
| Bane swiveled his hips over Kojima mockingly, then stomped him. He lifted Kojima and dropped him into the barbed wire with a sheer drop back suplex. Kojima responded with a kick, then a pair of knees, and then a roundhouse kick right to Bane's jaw, knocking him into the railing! Kojima then hit the ring. He bounced off the ropes, going for a suicide dive of his own, but Bane bailed out of the way and Kojima aborted before he jumped. Another double-arm suplex met Kojima when Bane returned. Bane then whipped Kojima across and caught him with a belly to belly suplex that sent him sliding back-first down the barbed wire board in the corner!! The Sickos fans were definitely loving the new, more aggresive Bane. Kojima wasn't impressed, though, and flashed out four roundhouse kicks before you could blink, knocking Bane half silly! |  Lightning fast kicks! | ||||||
| Kojima locked in an ankle lock right after this, and caused good damage to Bane's leg before the champion squirmed out. Kojima switched around behind Bane and german suplexed him over, then rolled over the top and cradled his legs! The referee counted 1-----2---- NEAR FALL!! Bane caught Kojima with another belly to belly suplex when the two made it to their feet. Bane switched around behind Kojima, only to have Kojima kangaroo kick him back-first right into the barbed wire board!! Kojima then pulled Bane off the board, hooked him up and gave him a tiger driver!! The referee counted: 1-----2---- NEAR FALL!! Another tiger driver... 1-----2---- NEAR FALL!!! Kojima then went nuts with kicks, finishing with a kick to the back of Bane's head. Kojima rolled him up.... 1-----2----- NEAR FALL AGAIN!!! Kojima then hooked Bane and delivered a THIRD Tiger driver!! The count: 1------2------ 2.9!!! |  Kojima's near falls! | ||||||
| Kojima felt he had the match won. He hooked Bane for another tiger driver, but on this one Bane flipped over his head to the mat behind him, and grabbed his arm on the way down. Kojima turned to face Bane, but only fell right into the trap as Bane ducked under his shoulder and wrapped him into the Peppermint Twist!! There was no getting out now, only being let out, and Bane wasn't letting up. Kojima fought the hold as long as he could, but eventually he tapped his foot on the mat. Bane released the hold when the referee called for the bell and stood up grinning, pointing to his head. |  Reversal to the finish | ||||||
| RESULT: Bane d. Kojima at 16:16 via submission (Peppermint Twist) | |||||||
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(Bane kicks and stomps Kojima down after the bell sounds. Then, the other three Sickos hit the ring at a run from the backstage area. Bane leaves the ring as Bo grabs Kojima in a rear waistlock. Weehawk measures him, then roundhouse kicks him in the head as Bo takes him over for a release german suplex. A split-shot to the backstage area shows Sanosuke Imori and Shuji Yagami, having tried to come to the aid of their friend, being beaten down by Hannibal, Tyrant and Mr. Wiggles. Bane returns to the ring with a chair and pounds it over Kojima's back as he lays on the mat. The EFW security force floods the area, but Vermin yells them off, still retaining some control over them. Vermin then hands Bane an object - a mask exactly like Onslaught's. Bane puts it over Kojima's face, then stands above him with both arms raised as the crowd boos them roundly) JB : "Somebody get them out of there! Kojima's had enough!" BH : "They're sending Onslaught a message, Jim, that THIS is what he's facing!" |
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EVENT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Hateworks vs Nomad/"The ICON" Rick Idol | |||||||||||
| Bo and Nomad started out for their teams respective teams, but an important factor here was Bane, who accompanied the champions to the ring, dressed in a black suit and carrying his Perdition title. He prowled around the ringside area, smirking. Bo began things with a hammer blow to Nomad's back, but Nomad came right back with a back brain kick! Bo slammed Nomad into the corner and then down, and then, with Bane jumping on the apron to distract Stu Lumpkin, Bo pulled out his sickle and scratched up Nomad's face! Idol ran Bane off, but the damage was done. Bo then belly to belly suplexed Nomad over the top to the floor, where Bane took another cheap shot, kicking him while he was down. Nomad tagged Idol in when he came back and the two sandwhiched Bo with clotheslines! Then they pulled him up and gave him a double back suplex! |  Good teamwork from the challengers | ||||||||||
| Bo took down Idol with a fireman's carry, but Idol responded by clipping Bo's knee out and punching him while he was down. Idol followed this by setting Bo and giving him a reverse tombstone piledriver! Bo tagged out to Weehawk while Bane yelled at the ref that Idol had pulled Bo's hair. Idol and Weehawk had a punching match, neither man going backward a step, and neither doing any real damage to the other. Weehawk whipped Idol to the ropes, then hit the opposite ones. He threw a vicious yakuza kick, but Idol took it right in the chest like he was Vermin or something! You can't see Weehawk's face, but he probably looked suprised. |  "Sorry, No Sale!" | ||||||||||
| Idol tossed the suprised Weehawk to the outside, where he confered with Bane about something, then got back in the ring. Idol dropped and punched Weehawk in the marbles. Weehawk, not backing down from any challenge, cyclone whipped Idol and stomped HIM right in the stones. Bane then jumped up on the apron again, drawing boos from the audience, but giving Weehawk the cover he needed to grab a screwdriver from his boot and stab Idol in the back of the head with it! He tossed it to the outside while Nomad complained about the sloppy officiating. Weehawk, apparently not appreciating being punched in the nether region, stomped Idol there again, gave him a double underhook belly to belly suplex, and then stomped him there AGAIN. Idol rolled to the corner and tagged in Nomad. The two worked the double team on Weehawk, stomping him down and choking him with their boots. Nomad pulled him up, then sat him on the turnbuckle. Then, climbing up with lightning speed, Nomad jumped and frankensteinered Weehawk off and into the ring!! |  FrankenNomad! | ||||||||||
| Nomad whipped Weehawk to the ropes, but Weehawk grabbed the top rope and slid under to the outside, where Bane comforted him. Nomad made a jerking off motion with his hand at the sight, which sent Bane into a yelling fit. Weehawk re-entered the ring and tagged Bo, but that didn't stop Nomad from hooking him up and delivering a northern lights bomb! Bo grabbed him from behind and delivered a back suplex, but Nomad slammed him into the corner right after. Nomad then got a running start and plowed into Bo with a corner zero-sen kick!! Bo flopped onto his face like a bald Ric Flair, and Nomad gave him a king kong knee drop to the head!! That woke Bo up, because he caught Nomad with a fireman's carry, and then a DDT. With Nomad down, Bo jumped on top of him and drilled him with punches. Nomad hit a swinging neckbreaker, but Bo hit another DDT and then went back to his fists on the ground. Bo hit Nomad with a belly to belly suplex, throwing him into his own corner, where he tagged in Idol! Bo charged, but Idol caught him with a arm drag as he came in! Bane jumped up on the apron, but Idol clocked him off with a huge right hand! Idol whipped Bo across, but Bo reversed and sent Idol in. Bo ducked under on the return, and when Idol hit the opposite ropes, Bane jumped up and slammed the Perdition title into his back!! Idol stumbled out from the ropes and into the waiting grasp of Bo Abobo, who slipped around and gave him the DOUBLE GERMAN BO-PLEX!! The belt shot combined with the suplexes had knocked Idol cold! |  Most dangerous suplexer in the game | ||||||||||
| RESULT: Hateworks d. Nomad/Idol at 12:25 via TKO (Abobo on Idol) | |||||||||||
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(Bane rips the tag title belts away from the timekeeper, but Nomad is chasing him like a flash. Bane high-tails it around the ring with Nomad in pursuit, but Weehawk hid behind the ring steps with Bane's Perdition title. When Bane ran past, Weehawk stood up and blasted Nomad in the face with the title belt. The crowd booed loudly as Bane returned to throw a few cheap shots at Nomad while he lay on the ground. Then, the three holding their belts high backed up the isleway while the crowd let them have it) JB : "Bane just saved the tag titles for the Sickos!" BH : "Whatta jip!" (... but right before the three Sickos reach the curtain, Sanosuke Imori, Shuji Yagami, and a bandaged Andy Kojima come through the curtain behind them! Sano and Shuji are armed with chairs, but Kojima is armed only with his feet. The crowd cheers at their appearence, but Bane thinks it's for him and waves it in. They turn to walk through the curtain and the three let loose: a chair shot for Bo, one for Weehawk, and a kick to the face for Bane lays all three Sickos out!) JB : "YES! LET THEM HAVE IT!!" (Nomad is pointing at them and laughing in the ring, where he has helped Idol to his feet. The three ambushers take a moment to celebrate before an enraged Vermin comes through the curtain, weilding a pool cue, and they scatter to the four winds. Then Magnum comes through the curtain behind Vermin with his pike! He is ready to stab Vermin right through the back before Hannibal, Tyrant and Wiggles attack him. But before they can do much damage, Onslaught, Atlas, and Death's Head hit the scene, attacking the champion and his cohorts!! Idol and Nomad charge down the isle to join the fray, but Vermin quickly gathers the troops and calls a retreat in the face of the chaos and greater numbers. A grinning Vermin holds the Sickos back behind him with his arms, backing off through the backstage area, as the others hold their ground) JB : "Vermin and the Sickos are sent packing as we go off the air! For the EFW crew, this is Jim Biggins saying SEE YOU NEXT MASSACRE!!" |