| EFW Massacre America West Arena - Phoenix, AZ 01-18-2003 |
(The EFW opening plays. The camera pans down onto the two announcers, Jim Biggins and Buck Hammerstien)
JB : "Welcome to Massacre, EFW fans! I'm Jim Biggins, and alongside me as always is Buck Hammerstien!"
BH : "Yep, as always."
JB : "We apologize for last week's cancellation, EFW fans, but the EFW crew was sick with a serious case of food poisoning and the show simply couldn't go on. We hope you'll accept out apology and agree that late is better than never! Here's our complete card for tonight's event!"
Prototype/Abaddon vs Hateworks
Tag Team #1 Contenders Match
Nomad/"The ICON" Rick Idol vs The Warhounds
"Minutia Man" Kirk Adams v. "The Equalizer" Chris Wren
"Hot Rod" David Mercury v. Jack Dod
Manuel Guzman v. Spiro Shinozaki
JB : "Without further ado, let's get right to the action!"
| Manuel Guzman vs Spiro Shinozaki | |
| Shinozaki got things started in this one with a pair of knees to the stomach followed by a flashing elbow drop to the back of Guzman's head. Guzman retaliated with a irish whip and an arm drag, then a drop toe hold to keep Shinozaki down. Guzman whipped Shinozaki to the ropes, but swung around behind him on the return and tripped him to the mat. An elbow drop to the ankle followed, then Guzman slammed Shinozaki into the corner and nailed him with chops. Shinozaki brought his knees back into it, landing two more hard shots, and then drop kicked Guzman's legs out from under him. Shinozaki drew boos from the crowd with a head drop to the groin, then locking on a short arm scissors. Guzman was out quickly and evaded a drop toe hold, but was caught by a series of machine gun chops. Shinozaki kept up the attack with his knees, but Guzman slipped in a spinning neckbreaker. A series of counter-moves was ended when Guzman hit two big kicks to Shinozaki's midsection, but as he went for a third, Shinozaki poked him in the eyes and drop kicked his knees out again to the dissapproval of the crowd. Guzman slammed Shinozaki into the corner, only to eat a screw high kick as Shinozaki came out! |  Screw High Kick |
| Shinozaki followed up with a giant swing. He was dizzy afterwards, and Guzman caught him with another pair of kicks before getting chopped back down to the canvas and put in another swing. Shinozaki followed up with another low dropkick, knocking Guzman to one knee, then grabbed his head and laid in a DDT. Guzman managed to hit a back jumping spin kick, but Shinozaki walked right through it and gave him a fisherman's buster! Shinozaki cartwheeled around the ring and waved Guzman on. When he stood, Shinozaki grabbed him in a jumpin crucifix arm bar! Guzman fought out as quickly as he could but damage had been done. Shinozaki rolled him to the outside. When Guzman stood, Shinozaki took to the air, leaping off of the top rope and smashing Guzman to the floor! |  Air Spiro! |
| Shinozaki gave Guzman a release german suplex on the floor before rolling him back inside. A spin kick took him down, and Spiro again took to carwheeling around, drawing major heat from the audience. A kick, two knees, and another roundhouse kick knocked Guzman silly, then Shinozaki climbed to the top. When Guzman stood, Shinozaki caught him right in the back of the head with a flying forearm shot! The whole place was wondering why Shinozaki didn't go for a cover at this point, but for some reason he didn't. Guzman swung around behind Shinozaki for a suplex, but Shinozaki countered into a headlock. Guzman pushed his way out and caught the suprised Shinozaki with a jumping neckbreaker!! Shinozaki shut him down right afterwards again, then swung around behind and gave him another release german suplex! This proved to be too much for Guzman, who jumped up kicking the ropes. Seeing the intensity in his face, Shinozaki tried to beg off, but Guzman just kicked him to the mat and started stomping him around the ring. Eventually he was thrown into the corner, where Guzman teed off on him with chops, one that sent one of Guzman's gloves flying off his hand and into the audience! |  Chops! |
| Shinozaki was hurt, but when Guzman tried to follow up the chops, Shinozaki quickly thumbed him in the eye. With Guzman dazed, Shinozaki ran up the buckles and backflipped off, kicking Guzman in the head on the way down!! Guzman flopped into the ropes, and Shinozaki grabbed him in the jumping crucifix arm bar!! Guzman got his left foot under the bottom rope and the hold was broken. Guzman came back with another pair of kicks, then he whipped Shinozaki across and caught him with a flying cross body for a two count. Shinozaki groggily whipped Guzman into the corner, perhaps sensing he'd wasted too much time. Flipping Guzman upside down, he tied him to the corner, then went to town with punch and kick combinations on his exposed legs and torso! Guzman looked like a heavybag in there. |  Ouch |
| Still, when Guzman got free, he refused to stay down, his fighting spirit still raging. He came out with a spinning neckbreaker, then swung behind Shinozaki and planted him with a face crusher. Shinozaki reversed a whip into the corner and sent Guzman in hard, but Guzman kicked, kicked, then back spin kicked his way out, knocking Shinozaki all the way back to center ring! Guzman then stood over Shinozaki and pulled the thumb across the throat, signaling the finish and igniting the crowd, then he grabbed Shinozaki from behind and gave him a GUZMAN WHIP hard to the mat!! |  Guzman Whip! |
| Guzman couldn't make it over in time to go for the cover, being
pretty badly beaten up. Both men reached their feet at roughly the
same time. Guzman whipped Shinozaki in, then caught him with a
spin-once drop kick right in the chest. A back suplex followed, but
Shinozaki was able to push Guzman off before his next move.
Shinozaki climbed to the top turnbuckle and came off with a flying
elbow that landed right on target! Shinozaki dragged Guzman away
from the ropes, but Guzman was up before he could make a cover.
Guzman whipped him in and caught him with another hard dropkick, and
then demanded the house mic from the ring announcer! Guzman - "It's OVER!!!" Guzman then wrapped a dragon sleeper on Shinozaki, and told him to give it up into the mic for everyone to hear. Shinozaki struggled and got a foot onto the rope. Guzman tossed down the mic and gave him a jumping neckbreaker, then locked the hold on AGAIN!! Shinozaki couldn't get out, and his hand fell three times, signalling the end! Guzman had made the come-back victory! |
 "You're DONE!" / Dragon Sleeper! |
| RESULT: Guzman d. Shinozaki at 17:20 via submission (Dragon Sleeper) | |
| "Hot Rod" David Mercury v. "The Best Thing Going" Jack Dod | |
| Jane Dod came to ringside with Jack, signaling trouble for Mercury right from the get-go. The two men started out by meeting eye to eye in center ring and jawing at each other. Dod then slapped Mercury. Mercury cocked his hand as if to retalitate, but then quickly rolled Dod up in a small package!! He scored a very close near fall before Dod kicked out! Dod slammed him into the corner, but Mercury reversed and slammed Dod into it. Mercury lifted Dod to sit him on the top buckle, but Dod flipped out the back door and landed behind Mercury. But Mercury was just as quick, grabbing Dod in another inside cradle! Dod was out of this one quickly and gave Mercury a chin crusher, dropping him to the canvas. Takedowns and pin attempts were traded by the two non-stop for the next few minutes, no cover getting more than a two count. Dod tried to confuse Mercury by whipping him to the ropes, swinging around behind, then pushing him into the ropes again, then swinging around behind again, but Mercury elbowed out of a back suplex attempt. Dod slammed Mercury to the floor, finally ending the stalemate and drawing applause from the crowd. Dod struck with a vertical suplex when Mercury returned, but the champion came right back with a cyclone whip and a senton back splash. Dod whipped Mercury into the corner, but Mercury kicked his way out and caught Dod in a leg roll clutch for a one count. Dod whipped Mercury across to the ropes, ducked under on the return, then swung around behind him only for Mercury to kangaroo kick him in the chest! Dod got up spitting fire, hitting a swinging neckbreaker followed by a chin crusher. Mercury's educated feet kept him in things: he struck with a pair of kicks to Dod's midsection, then countered a back grapple with a drop toe hold. Another kick followed by another counter led to Mercury hooking the dazed Dod up and driving him skull-first down with a JUMPING DDT!! Dod tried to slow Mercury down with a spinning neckbreaker, but Mercury wouldn't slow down, hitting Dod with a back jumping spin kick moments afterwards. Dod was caught with another kangaroo kick, then with a jumping clothesline! Dod whipped Mercury into the ropes, but Mercury slid between his feet and caught him with another pair of kicks. Dod slammed him into the turnbuckle, only to be kicked down. Mercury then leapt to the top and came off with a STARSCREAMER across Dod's back!! |  STARSCREAMER!! |
| Dod, desperate for a break, dragged Mercury to center ring in a front facelock and then dropped a leg across his neck. This gave him a chance for a breather. He raked Mercury's eyes when the champion stood, then scooped him up and gave him a side backbreaker, his biggest offense of the match. Dod then climbed to the top and came off with some arial offense of his own, in the form of a top rope leg drop! He raked Mercury's eyes again, trying to head him off, but Mercury kicked him to the mat. Then, jumping to the same turnbuckle Dod had just used, he came off with another STARSCREAMER!! Dod draped his foot over the bottom rope, saving the match. Mercury caught him with another kick, sending him to the mat, then climbed to the top and came off with a Delphin elbow drop!! The count was made: 1----2----- FOOT ON THE ROPES!! Dod had somehow escaped, though he was in another time zone. Dod stood up wobbley, and Mercury jumped up on his shoulders from behind for a victory roll. But Dod still had some awareness left: he quickly switched his grip on Mercury and sent him down head-first with the DODSMACK death valley driver!! |  DODSMACK! |
| Mercury rolled through to his feet, dazed, and Dod pounded him to the mat with a lariat!! Mercury had finally been caught. Dod kicked him under the bottom rope for a much-needed breather. That's when Jane finally struck, pulling Mercury up and running him into one of the ring posts. Mercury slowly made his way back in but Dod was right on him, setting him up and landing a jumping piledriver! Another side backbreaker followed, and then Dod stopped to wave in the boos of the audience. Dod whipped Mercury into the corner, and Jane grabbed a chair out from under ring announcer Larry Wunarme and propped it behind his head. Jack then ran in for a stinger splash.... but Mercury ducked out of the way at the last second, and Dod smashed into the buckles, his head ringing off the chair!! When he turned back to the ring, dazed, Mercury caught him in a leg roll clutch!! 1-----2-----3!!! Just like that it was over, Mercury picks up the win! |  Mistake leads to the end! |
| RESULT: Mercury d. Dod at 11:43 via pinfall (Leg Roll Clutch) | |
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(Mercury tries to cut and run before it happens, but not even he is fast enough. The Dod Squod hits the ring and the attack ensues, the four members kicking him down. Jack and Jane Dod each grab an arm, and Ronnie sets up for the big fireball.. but right as he's about to let it loose, Mercury swings his feet up and kicks him in the chin, sending the fireball straight up in the air! Then Mercury elbows Jack down, cyclone whips Jane, and slides between the feet of Caleb to the outside of the ring. He meets up with Captain Justice in the isle, and the two teams exchange words from their respective posistions) |
| "Minutia Man" Kirk Adams v. "The Equalizer" Chris Wren | |
| Adams grabbed Wren right at the opening bell and sidewalk slammed him to the mat! Wren jumped up, swung behind Adams and gave him a face crusher. Wren then hit him with two straight spin kicks to the stomach, then slammed Adams into the turnbuckle. Climbing up, Wren slapped Adams across the face, then TORNADO DDT'D him to the mat!! In the opening minute no less!! |  TORNADO DDT! |
| Adams spent much of the next minute trying to regain his senses, blocking a suplex into one of his own. Wren came right back at him, nailing a spin kick, but Adams whipped him across and sent him flying high with a back body drop. Adams attempted a samoan drop too early, and Wren rolled the move into a cradle! He only scored a one count, and Adams dropped him to the mat with a body punch rush moments later. Adams followed up by whipped Wren across and catching him in the body with a kitchen sink kneelift. But Wren then reversed a back grapple with a kangaroo kick, sending Adams flying! He whipped Adams hard into the corner, bouncing his head off the top buckle. When he tried to follow up, Adams reversed their positions, slamming Wren into the corner, and then continued the punishment on the body when he rammed his shoulders into Wren's torso repeatedly. Wren responded with a swinging neckbreaker, but a jackknife hold cover right afterwards only scored a one. Adams caught Wren coming in with a kick to the stomach, which knocked his breath out, and then pile drived Wren into the mat. A pair of elbow drops across the back of the neck followed, and then Adams hit the samoan drop, doing even more damage to the body of his opponent. Adams executed a nice release german suplex, but Wren reversed an irish whip attempt and caught Adams with a satellite head scissors, spinning him to the mat! Adams was up but ran right into a huge belly-to-belly suplex that sent him flying! When Wren tried to follow, Adams grabbed his legs and pulled him into the turnbuckles behind him. Adams caught his breath, then climbed to the top and caught Wren with a sledgehammer off the top ropes. Wren came right back at him with another swinging neckbreaker. Wren then tried to whip Adams across, but Adams reversed and pulled Wren into a double-handed clutch to the throat - NODAWA OTASHI, the two handed choke slam planted Wren! |  CHOKE SLAM! |
| Wren somehow managed to kangaroo kick out of Adams' next move. Wren locked in a sitting figure-four leglock, likely looking as much for a rest as for damage. Adams tried to pile drive him again, but Wren back body dropped him over. The exertion proved too much, though, because Adams caught him on the third try with a CYBER BLOW combo! Next, a blurring series of strikes were thrown by both men with none connecting - kicks, punches, and dropkicks were exchanged, until Adams caught Wren getting up and pile drived him to the canvas. Wren stood up shakily, and Adams shook his finger at Wren, then grabbed him into a schoolboy rollup!! Adams may or may not have used the tights, the camera didn't get a good look, but he did get the three count! |  Roll-up! |
| RESULT: Adams d. Wren at 10:01 via pinfall (Roll-up) | |
| Tag Team
#1 Contenders Match Nomad/"The ICON" Rick Idol vs The Warhounds | |
| Nomad and Onslaught started things out for their teams. The first minute was very much a feeling-out period with neither man hitting any signifigant offense. Onslaught shrugged and kicked Nomad off at nearly every turn, until he finally tagged in Idol in frustration. Then the two grabbed the big man and double-team suplexed him over, the impact shaking the ring! Idol and Onslaught traded punches, then Idol tackled Onslaught to the mat and locked on a crucifix arm bar. Onslaught powered out of it pretty quickly and slammed Idol into the corner. Onslaught then hitched Idol up on his shoulder, ran across the ring and slammed him stomach-first into the turnbuckle!! |  Hung Out to Dry! |
| Onslaught followed this with a backbreaker, slamming Idol to the mat afterwards, and then dropped down and gave him a few head butts while he lay on the mat. Onslaught tagged out to Death's Head, who threw Idol into the Warhounds corner and pounded him with knees. Death's Head followed with a face crusher and a sleeperhold, keeping Idol on the mat in the wrong corner. Nomad jumped in the ring and it gave Idol the distraction he needed to escape from the corner. He tagged out right afterwards, bringing Nomad back in. Death's Head whipped Nomad to the ropes, but Nomad slid under his back body drop attempt and tripped him down to the mat. Nomad attempted a suplex, but Death's Head flipped out of it and chopped Nomad hard across the back. Flinging him into the corner, Death's Head pounded him with knees, then slammed him to the mat and locked in a boston crab. Nomad came right back with a fireman's carry and a flying mare, then a body slam followed by a tiger leg spin. Death's Head caught him in a headlock takedown right after this, though, and held on to the headlock, keeping Nomad away from his partner. Nomad got a foot on the rope and the hold was broken. Death's Head attempted to follow up, but Nomad caught him with a kick, then a spin kick, then a back jumping spin kick, knocking him into the corner! Nomad tossed him out and down, then locked on a high angle boston crab of his own!! Onslaught reached for Nomad, causing Nomad to release the hold and punch him down to one knee. But the distraction was enough for Death's Head to grab Nomad's arm and backfist him with lightning speed across the chin five or six times, the last one knocking him to the mat. Death's Head landed a stiff standing side kick, and then the two took turns slamming each other into the turnbuckles. Nomad broke the cycle by grabbing Death's Head's arm and wringing it, then twisting it until both guys fell to the mat. Death's Head backed Nomad into the ropes and whipped him across, but Nomad slid undeneath the chop Death's Head threw. When Death's Head turned, Nomad jumped up, hooked his legs around his opponent's head and drove him into the mat with an ORIGINAL FRANKENSTEINER!! |  Frankensteiner! |
| With the crowd going nuts, Nomad hooked a leg over Death's Head's neck and spiked him with a guillotine ace crusher!! Nomad then leapt high and came down with both knees across Death's Head's forehead. Death's Head mule kicked Nomad in the groin to counter his next attack, drawing serious heat from the crowd. Death's Head could've tagged, but didn't, instead electing to stay in. Nomad made him pay with another spin kick combo moments later, but when he attempted a pin, Onslaught came in and broke it up. Nomad kicked at him, Onslaught caught it, and then Nomad jumped up and nailed him with a back brain kick! Death's Head took advantage of the distraction to slam Nomad to the mat and tag his partner in. Nomad reversed a whip and sent Death's Head across and into the corner so hard he slammed into it and fell out of the ring! Onslaught followed, whipped by Nomad into his corner, and then nailed with a corner zero-sen kick by Nomad who came running in from the other side of the ring! Onslaught managed to catch the first kick of the three-kick combo and trip Nomad to the mat, but it didn't stop him from falling victim to the same arm-breaking combination Nomad has used on Death's Head earlier on. Onslaught then took to using his head, quite literally, slamming Nomad to the mat with a head butt and then head butting him while he lay on the mat. Nomad tagged out when he escaped, and the crowd welcomed Idol back into the match. Idol whipped Onslaught into the corner, then viciously stomped him down and choked him with his boot. Idol punched Onslaught right in the groin, dropping the big man to the mat, then wrapped on a standing half-crab. Death's Head came in to break the hold up, but just ran right into a snap suplex from Idol! Onslaught caught him with a clothesline in the confusion, but Idol responded with a SPLIT-SECOND DDT!! |  SSDDT! |
| Idol tried to go for the cover and all hell broke loose in the ring! Nomad and Death's Head came in and the brawl began. Stu Lumpkin totally lost control of the match as men were thrown all over the place. Somewhere in the confusion, Idol got two reverse tombstone piledrivers on Death's Head while Nomad somehow found the strength to THROWING GERMAN SUPLEX Onslaught out of the ring!! The action spilled to the outside. Nomad jumped out to pull Onslaught up while Idol climbed to the top. With Onslaught standing dazed, Idol jumped off the top turnbuckle and gave Onslaught a double sledgehammer right between the eyes!! |  All hell breaks loose!/Idol with the sledgehammer to the floor! |
| The crowd was going completely crazy at this point as the match degenerated into a brawl. Idol and Nomad gave Onslaught a double suplex on the floor, but then Death's Head gave Idol a FALL OF THE AXE into the concrete! Onslaught rolled Nomad back into the ring and the two fought. Idol countered a powerbomb on the outside, and then grabbed a chair and rolled in the ring right...... as he was counted out?!? What the hell!? |  WTF? |
| RESULT: The Warhounds d. Nomad/Idol at 18:04 via COR (Idol) | |
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JB : "Boy, these fans sure aren't thrilled by this decision, Buck!" BH : "What a great match to be marred by a lousy ending." (But then, Vermin steps through the curtain, carrying a mic) Vermin : "Hold it, hold it!! This is a number one contenders match. The winners are going to face the champions next week. I don't want to see the wrong team in that match. A decicive outcome is needed, and a countout is not a decicive outcome. Do any of you honestly want Idol complaining about the lack of a true winner here for the next five thousand years?" (The crowd responds negative!) Vermin : "Me either. I'm ordering this match re-started immediately. I want no foul-ups and NO COUNTOUTS. This match MUST HAVE A WINNER." (The Warhounds are furious at this announcement. Potterdam tries to lead them back to the ring, but Onslaught steps right into Vermin's face. Vermin doesn't back down, instead tossing the mic over his shoulder. Vermin points to the ring, and eventually Onslaught turns back towards it. The Hounds look at each other, then at Nomad and Idol, who beckon them on from the ring. They stalk back to the ring, and when they slide in, Stu orders the bell rang for the re-start!) | |
| Nomad caught Onslaught into a guillotine ace crusher as soon as he hit the ring, and Idol caught Death's Head with another reverse tombstone! Idol followed up with an SSDDT on Death's Head, but wasn't so lucky with Onslaught, who grabbed him up and slammed him in a DOMINATOR!! Onslaught continued the ... onslaught against Idol but lifting him up for a backdrop, but then twisting it into a chokeslam off his shoulder!! Nomad tossed Death's Head into the other corner, then punched Onslaught hard. Idol kicked him low, then somehow lifted the huge man onto his shoulder. Idol then flipped him over and brought him crashing down with the GOLDEN FLOWSION Osaka Cutter!! Death's Head broke up a Danger Zone attempt on Onslaught right afterwards, only to eat a northern lights bomb from Nomad. Onslaught continued the back-and-forth with Idol by slamming him with another dominator and following by belting him hard in the gut. Then, in a real Kodak moment, Onslaught lifted Idol above his head while Death's Head slammed his knee over and over into Nomad's stomach!! |  "The Dogs of War Don't Negotiate.." |
| Onslaught took to the top rope while Death's Head covered Nomad. Onslaught came off with a huge flying body splash, landing all of his weight across Idol's chest. The referee counted Death's Head's pinfall on Nomad and the Hounds scored a near fall! Idol kicked out before the referee could count his pin. Death's Head hooked him up and tried a pump-handle powerbomb, but when he lifted Idol up Nomad punched him right in the nose, and the move was broken! All four men were tired at this point. Idol threw Onslaught over with an SSDDT, but it took almost all he had left, and he was easy pickings for Death's Head. Death's Head lifted him in a press, then caught him coming down with THE GUILLOTINE!! Nomad and Onslaught brawled, Nomad's quickness allowing him to escape several potentially fatal manuvers, until Death's Head joined in. Idol slammed his fists against the mat, then jumped up to his feet. With Death's Head unaware, Idol came up behind him. Nomad and Onslaught moved away, and when Death's Head turned, Idol knocked him senseless with the LEGEND KILLER!! Idol fell on him for the cover and the crowd counted along: 1------2-------3!!! Idol and Nomad are the #1 Contenders!! |  14:59! |
| RESULT: Nomad/Idol d. The Warhounds at 7:12 via pinfall (Idol over Death's Head) | |
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(The Warhounds go nuts after the match, tearing up the ringside area, until security floods the area and makes them leave) JB : "The Warhounds almost got us there, Buck, they sure looked pissed." BH : "They have a point, really. Countout or not, they did win the initial match." JB : "Potterdam's going to have a coronary after this." |
| MAIN
EVENT TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH Prototype/Abaddon vs Hateworks | |
| Bo Abobo has been wanting to get his hands on Prototype ever since Proto debuted. Tonight, he got his chance. Bo came to the ring stone-faced, and when Proto stepped in opposite him Bo just waved him on, a crazed look in his eyes. Proto scooped Bo up and slammed him down hard, but Bo jumped right up, punching Prototype repeatedly in the face, then slamming him down. Bo then executed a somersault senton, crushing Proto into the mat. Proto tried to grab Bo around the waist, but Bo slammed his knee into Proto's face, dropping him to the mat. Bo then slammed his knee right into Proto's groin, causing considerably more pain. Proto ran to the corner and tagged in Abaddon, who Bo immediately decked right off the apron. Bo slammed Proto out of the ring, then beckoned Abaddon on. Abaddon punched Bo in the face twice, but Bo just shrugged it off like it never happened. Abaddon slammed him to the mat, but Bo jumped right up and slammed Abddon down, following with a knee in the groin! Abaddon slammed Bo and stomped him but still it had no effect, Bo jumped back to his feet. Abaddon tried to kick him but Bo walked right through it, grabbed him and belly-to-belly suplexed him all the way back into his corner! Bo followed with a DDT, then a snap suplex, then dropped and pounded Abaddon with his fist, trying to mash his head up into a paste. Bo DDT'd Abaddon down again when he tried to get free, and this time Proto came in to help when Bo started the punches. Proto managed to break up the hold and land a knee drop, but Bo recognized the two-on-one advantage and finally tagged in Weehawk. While the referee forced Proto to the apron, Bo and Weehawk hit a powerbomb/neckbreaker combination on Abaddon, trying to snap his neck! |  Powerbomb/Neckbreaker! |
| Weehawk kicked Abaddon in the groin hard, and the champion crawled to his corner and tagged. Proto and Abaddon both came in for the double team, but Weehawk jumping piledrived Abaddon and rolled him outside. Weehawk hit Proto with a flurry of open-hand jabs, knocking him dizzy. Proto came back with a fireman's carry takedown, but it didn't stop Weehawk, who whipped the big man across and into the corner. Then, lifting him up, Weehawk sat him on the top turnbuckle. Prototype tried to fight, but Bo was pointing to the sky in the challenger's corner, and you knew something big was coming. Weehawk jumped up on Prototype's shoulders, but instead of going into the ring, he frankensteinered Prototype to the concrete floor!!! |  Descent to hell! |
| With the crowd chanting "HOLY SHIT!" and Bo distracting the referee, Weehawk grabbed his sickle from his bag under the ring. He spiked it into Proto's forehead several times, then ditched it back under the ring. With all four men on the outside chaos ensued, and in the chaos Proto managed to catch Weehawk with several huge kneelifts to the torso, the last one spinning him into the air! Both men made it back to the ring to avoid the countout. Weehawk whipped Prototype into the corner, then charged in and crushed his head with a CORNER SHINING WIZARD!! |  Shining Wizard! |
| Prototype was being demolished. Weehawk kicked him in the gut and set him in a double underhook, then drove him head-first into the mat with a high-angle double underhook piledriver! He pulled Prototype up and crushed him back down with a roundhouse kick that echoed across the arena, then reverse DDT'd him. With Prototype laid out on the mat, Weehawk stood over him and waved in the cheers of the loony Sickos fans in the arena. Then, when Prototype made it to his feet, Weehawk hoisted him into a torture rack. Everyone knew what was coming next - Prototype's head was driven into the mat with the LAST CUP OF SORROW!!! |  "So raise it up, and let's propose a toast/to the thing that hurts you most..." |
| Weehawk stepped out to the apron and crushed Prototype down with a springboard cross body after the LCoS. Weehawk tossed Prototype to the outside for Bo and moved to engage Abaddon as he came in to try to help. Bo crushed Proto to the floor with a lariat while Weehawk kicked Abaddon and double-underhook piledrived him in the ring! Proto somehow found the sense to hoist Bo and bring him down with a stomach crusher, but Bo shrugged it off, like it didn't even phase him. When Proto turned, Bo hooked him up and slammed him over with a T-BONE BO-PLEX on the concrete floor! Bo rolled Prototype back in the ring as Abaddon caught Weehawk with a back suplex. Prototype had time to tag.... but he didn't. His rage at being mauled by the Sickos took over his mind. He ran over Weehawk on two straight irish whip rebounds, then drove a kneedrop into his head. But he was still hurting and Weehawk caught him with a double underhook piledriver moments later! Weehawk then went and tagged in Bo. Weehawk hit Proto with another crushing roundhouse kick as he left the ring. Bo slammed Proto into the corner, then lifted him and sat him backwards on the turnbuckle. After giving a point to the sky, Bo climbed up behind up, and VALHALLA TOSSED him into the center of the ring!!! But that wasn't enough - Bo waited and waited for Proto to wobble to his feet, only to WESTERN LARIAT him back to the canvas. Bo wrapped the kataha-jime on moments later, but Prototype was in no condition to even tap. Stu called for the bell, Hateworks had won the titles!! |  Stick a fork in Prototype, he's DONE |
| RESULT: Hateworks d. Prototype/Abaddon at 13:46 via submission (Abobo over Prototype) NEW CHAMPIONS! | |
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(Abaddon tries to come in and stop the fall, but Weehawk kicks him and tosses him clear out of the ring. Bo releases the hold and exits the ring. Weehawk stands over Prototype's limp form and makes a dirt kicking motion on him. Bo returns with a white sheet and drapes it over Proto's body, making him look like a fatality in the ring. The cameras show some Sickos fans actually crying tears of joy at the sight and holding each other. The referee hands them the belts, and they stand on opposite corners, each holding one high) JB : "Bo Abobo and Weehawk just showed Prototype what he's gotten himself into by messing with the Sickos!" BH : "You got that right, I've never seen anyone get their ass kicked that bad in my entire life. Nomad and Idol are going to have their hands full next week, that's for sure!" (The cameras pan back towards the entryway, where Idol and Nomad are standing. Nomad gives some mock applause while Idol gestures to his waist, indicating he's going to have the titles. Bo waves them on from his position on the turnbuckle, holding the belt out as if to say 'come and get it'. Nomad and Idol look at each other, then start to saunter down the isle towards the ring) JB : "NO, don't cut now!!! Dammit!! Fans, we're out of time, for the EFW staff this is Jim Biggins saying SEE YOU NEXT WEEK!!" |