(The camera cuts to the back, where we see EFW reporter Sam Micheals standing next to a pacing Jack Furlong. Furlong's white t-shirt clearly says "Hey, FU*K YOU" on the front of it)





Sam : "I'm standing here with one of the EFW's newest stars,.... "





(Furlong snatches the mic from Sam and shoves him out of the picture)




Furlong : "Shut up, wimp. Newest star, eh? You can kiss my white ass with your 'newest star'. Does the EFW relegate all of it's 'newest stars' to PPV dark matches? I've seen the roster, I should be main eventing this worthless show in this huge dungheap in the desert, but instead I get stuck slapping around some queer in the opener! Jack Furlong, the baddest badass that has ever walked the planet Earth gets to open a show for a couple of fairies like Rick Idol and Nomad? A couple of no-talent ass rapists that should be peter puffing the President, not disgracing the word 'wrestling'. What the hell is this about? I swear----"





(Suddenly, another man who you don't recognize walks into the picture and grabs the mic from Furlong's hand. He is well built, around 6'2 and 250 pounds, with dark hair, black trunks with yellow trim. He addresses the cameraman. Furlong looks suprised, then he walks off camera)




Man : "Take a hike, jabronie. EFW, your saviour has arrived! You see before you 'The Franchise' Travis Fowler, and after years of being held back in the minor leagues I've FINALLY got my shot! GWA World champion, two time GWA US champion, UFoD World and US champion, and now I'm ready to add some of the EFW gold to my list. EFW, prepare to be Fr-------"




(A steel chair swings into view from off camera and slams into Fowler's head!! Jack Furlong is on the other end of the chair, and he repeatedly bashes Fowler over the back with it while he lays on the ground. After a few strikes, Furlong throws the chair away and grabs the mic)




Furlong : "Who's the jabronie now, you stupid bastard?! Don't f*ck with Jack Furlong! You ever come near me again and I swear I'll kick your ass so bad your own BOYFRIEND won't recognize you!!"




(Furlong throws the mic down and storms off)




JB : "Good god, Armageddon 3 is off to an explosive start!!"


BH : "Let's hope the action continues like this all night!"




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