EFW SUNDAY NIGHT MAYHEM
From the Alamo Dome in San Antonio, TX
6/18/00
 
 

 (The Mayhem pyro lights up and everyone is on their feet.  The arena is filled to the rafters with screaming wrestling fans.  The camera pans around the audience, zooming in on various signs.  The shot cuts to the commentators’ table.)
 
 
 

SAM:  Hello, everyone and WELCOME TO MAYHEM!  This is Sam Michaels and “Odd” Abe coming to you from the SOLD OUT Alamo Dome in San Antonio!  We have a blockbuster for you tonight folks:  TWO titles are on the line!  The “Extreme” Condo Warrior will challenge the NEW Light Heavyweight Champion, Ring Lord,  for the Light Heavyweight Title and in a re-match from Chance of a Lifetime 3 “The ICON” Rick Idol will challenge Tyrant for the World Heavyweight Title in a LUMBERJACK Match!
 

ABE:  Not just a Lumberjack Match… Idol DEMANDED for the stipulation that he has to pin Tyrant twice in a row in order to become champ… the ICON has me dumbfounded on this one, what could he POSSIBLY be thinking?
 

SAM:  Nobody can understand the recent behavior of Rick Idol, not even his own teammates!  One has to wonder if he’s starting to crack from the combined stress of trying to regain the World Title along with this longstanding feud with Nomad.
 

ABE:  It has to be something, because only a crazy man would give the World Champion ANY kind of advantage going into a World Title match, much less as much as the ICON is giving Tyrant!
 

SAM:  Here’s tonight’s line-up:
 

MAIN EVENT
EFW World Heavyweight Title
Lumberjack Match! - Idol MUST Win 2 Straight Falls
Tyrant (c) v. “The ICON” Rick Idol

EFW Light-Heavyweight Title
Ring Lord (c) v. The “Extreme” Condo Warrior (w/Jade)

4-Way Elimination Match
The Mangler v. El Torro Rojo v. Bo Abobo v. “Bad News” Tyrone Banks

Deathblow v. Scorpion

No Count Out, No DQ
Vermin v. Dewayne
 
 
 

 (“Eye of the Tiger” hits the speakers and The Mark comes walking through the curtain dragging a table behind him.)
 

SAM:  Good grief, can we go through one broadcast without seeing this kid?  Every time Joe Bronie comes out here…
 

ABE:  Oh, don’t forget, it’s “The Mark” now.
 

SAM:  It’s all fun and games until somebody gets hurt, Abe.  This kid has no place being near a wrestling ring, he needs professional help!
 

ABE:  Don’t give him a microphone, you idiots!
 

 (The Mark takes a microphone, sets up the table at ringside,  and then climbs in the ring.)
 

MARK:  Week in and week out, the Mark comes out here and lays the smack down on all of his so-called “opponents”…
 

ABE:  What show has HE been watching??
 

MARK:  …and yet, when the Mark shows up to the arena tonight, he finds out that he’s not even scheduled to WRESTLE!  Everybody knows that Mayhem is  THE MARK’s show!  The Mark built it up from the ground up into the success it is today!  You can’t HAVE a Mayhem without the Mark on it!  So since the Mark can do whatever he wants, the Mark is going to stay in this ring, and he isn’t leaving until SOMEBODY goes through that table!  (throws the mic out of the ring)
 

SAM:  For once will security come get this kid before he gets hurt?
 

 (“Mother Brain” hits the speakers and Vermin comes walking to the ring.  He doesn’t look happy.  The Mark waves for him to come on.)
 

ABE:  Here comes the VERMINATOR!
 

SAM:  Oh… oh God…. Vermin is scheduled to face the Mangler’s manager, Dewayne, in the opening match… someone get the Mark out of there!
 

ABE:  I think Vermin will do just that!
 

SAM:  Vermin stepping over the ropes… the Mark going right after him!  He’s nuts!  His punches are having no effect… Vermin swings for the Hammer of Hate… the Mark ducks… he’s got him set up for a modified Uranage…
 

ABE:  You mean “Mark Bottom”…
 

SAM:  He can’t budge Vermin!  Vermin reverses the attempt with one arm and slams him down to the mat!  The Mark is just quivering on the mat!  Vermin lifts him up… he’s setting him up for the 187!!  He’s got him up… he’s just holding him up in the air… HE DROPPED HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!!  The Mark crashes through the table he set up at the ring!

 
ABE:  Well, he got his wish!  Hey, there’s that Dewayne guy!
 

SAM:  The Mangler’s manager is out to take advantage of Vermin’s distraction!  He clasps his hands together  and delivers a Double Ax Handle as hard as he can manage over the back of Vermin!  No effect!
 
 

SAM:  The Ref calls for the opening bell and this match is underway!
 

ABE:  You call this a match?  That shot didn’t even faze Vermin!
 

SAM:  Dewayne telling Vermin to give him his best shot… Vermin shoves him down to the mat hard!  That appears to be the limit to Dewayne’s courage as he’s scrambling into the neutral corner and begging off.  Vermin getting impatient now… he’s going outside the ring?  He’s got a chair!  He’s back in now and going up to the cowering Dewayne… he’s offering the chair to him?  Dewayne quick not to trust this gesture, and with good reason.  Vermin shoves the chair into his hands and backs away.  He’s got his hands behind his back and his eyes are shut!  Dewayne looking a little more confident now and measures Vermin with the chair.  He backs up… there’s the swing… and it connects!  NO EFFECT!  Vermin still has his eyes shut!  He doesn’t even know he’s been hit!  Dewayne’s confidence is gone now… I think he’s ready to take the better part of valor…  Vermin’s eyes are open and he grabs Dewayne by the top of his head!  Dewayne’s trying to run away but Vermin has a firm grip…. THERE’S THE HAMMER OF HATE!!!  Vermin spinned Dewayne 360 degrees with that vicious Standing Lariat… he places a foot on Dewayne’s chest and the Ref drops to count…. 1… 2… 3!
 

ABE:  Dewayne put up more of a fight than I expected.
 

SAM:  Vermin is reaching into his pocket now… he’s got out a wad of cash!  He stuffed it in Dewayne’s mouth and is walking away!  At least Dewayne will be able to pay his hospital bill now.
 
 
 

Vermin d. Dewayne by pinfall (1:87)
 
 
 
 
 

SAM:  It’s time for our next match, so let’s go down to Larry Wunarrme for the introductions.
 

LARRY:  The following contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first….
 

(“Engel” hits the speakers and the crowd starts to Jeer.  He walks slowly to the ring glancing to his side at the fans near the security railing.  One fan tries to reach out and touch the creature on his shoulder and gets their finger bit.)
 

LARRY:  …weighing in at 247 lb. and hailing from Parts Unknown… DEATHBLOW!
 

 (Deathblow sets the creature down on the announce table, throwing a threatening glare at Sam and Abe, before stepping into the ring.  He pounds his chest and laughs maniacally as “Highway to the Dangerzone” hits the speakers and the fans jump to their feet in anticipation.)
 

LARRY:  And his opponent… weighing in at 287 lb. and hailing from Phoenix, AZ…. SCORPION!!
 

 (The fans are cheering and chanting Scorpion’s name as he runs down the aisle.  He slaps a few hands and points to some signs before sliding under the bottom rope into the ring.)
 

SAM:  Listen to that ovation Scorpion is receiving!  Scorpion wasted no time in accepting the open challenge of Deathblow.  Both men certainly need a win here to gain momentum and to get the attention of the Championship Committee.
 

ABE:  You can’t like Scorpion’s chances here, though.  I mean, not only was he blown to kingdom come a mere week ago, but he also absolutely SUCKS!
 

SAM:  Unbiased and professional as usual, eh Abe?  Scorpion has had a week to recover from that injury.  Whether it was enough time we’re about to find out as the ref calls for the opening bell.  Deathblow charges forward with a Clothesline… Scorpion ducks and snatches his leg… SLAP across the face!  Scorpion trying to get under the skin of Deathblow at the outset.  Deathblow charges in a rage… Scorpion trips him up… Guillotine Leg Drop across the neck of Deathblow!  Scorpion with a Toe Kick… it’s caught… Deathblow returns the favor and Slaps Scorpion across the face!
 

ABE:  HA!  See how YOU like it!
 

SAM:  Not very much!  Scorpion hoists the near seven footer and Body Slams him to the mat!  Stomp to the groin!
 

ABE:  The move Mayhem has made a household name!
 

SAM:  Scorpion jumps and delivers a Fist Drop to the head of Deathblow.  Deathblow back up and SLAPS Scorpion again… Scorpion answers with another slap!  No respect here…
 

ABE:  What is this, a wrestling match or a slap fight?
 

SAM:  Deathblow takes Scorpion down with a Hip Toss… he’s straddling him and repeatedly punching him in the face now!  He’s got Scorpion up in a Front Facelock… Hammer Blow!  Now he’s viciously stomping the arm!  He’s back on top of Scorpion now and punching… the Ref laying in the count but Deathblow is ignoring him.  Deathblow with a Hip Toss… Groin Stomp!
 

ABE:  THE MAYHEM STOMP!!  IT’S OVER, IT’S OVER!!!
 

SAM:  Will you cut that out?  Scorpion catches Deathblow with a High Angle Body Slam… stomp to the groin of his own!  Scorpion drags him to the ropes… he slammed him over the ropes to the floor!  What a move by Scorpion!  Amazingly Deathblow is up to his feet quickly and back in the ring… Scorpion moves right into a big time Western Lariat!!  Deathblow 360’d him with that one!  He picks Scorpion up… Scorpion Mule Kicks him!  Deathblow crumples to the mat and Scorpion follows through… Hanging Knee Breaker!  He’s softening up that leg for the Scorpion Deathlock… he let’s Deathblow get to his feet and then rears back and drives a Hell Thrust to the throat!  That is a sadistic maneuver… Scorpion lets him up again and lands a Quick Jab… he goes for another but Deathblow grabs the arm… Short Arm Clothesline on Scorpion!  Deathblow picks him up and measures him… Charging Shoulder Tackle!  Another Short Arm Clothesline… Groin Stomp!  Scorpion with a quick Uppercut to the Groin slows the momentum of Deathblow!
 

ABE:  I swear, I’m going to have to start wearing a cup just to WATCH these matches…
 

SAM:  Hanging Knee Breaker from Scorpion… Deathblow clutches the ropes… Scorpion drags him by the leg away from the ropes and VICIOUSLY slams that knee to the mat again with the Knee Breaker!  He picks the big man up and measures him with a Straight Punch to the face.  Irish Whip to the ropes… HARD Lariat by Scorpion knocks Deathblow off his feet!  He runs to the ropes and delivers a running Knee Drop!  Scorpion picks him up by the waist… SPINNING DOCTOR BOMB!!!  The Ref drops to count… 1… 2… Kick Out!  Scorpion hits a Jumping Fist Drop.  Scorpion hooks a reverse crossface and grabs the arm… he rolled him over and is STRETCHING Deathblow’s neck and arm!  That is a painful looking submission maneuver… Deathblow manages to get out of it.  Deathblow grabs Scorpion quickly… looks like he’s trying for a Piledriver… Scorpion reverses and tosses him over his shoulder!  Deathblow is up and stunned… Spinning Heel Kick by Scorpion!  Stomp to the Groin!  He lifts Deathblow in a Fireman’s Carry… HAWAIIAN CRUSHER!!!  He drove Deathblow’s jaw into the mat with that move!  That could be enough… Scorpion goes for the cover… 1… 2… Kick Out!  Give Deathblow all the credit in the world for kicking out of that devastating move!  Scorpion can’t believe it… he’s going for it AGAIN… ANOTHER Hawaiian Crusher on Deathblow!  Now he goes back to work on the knee with that Hanging Knee Breaker!  Scorpion picks him up and grabs him from behind… Neck Wrench!  It looked like tried to snap his neck there!
 

ABE:  Look at him blatantly cheating in there!  Disqualify him Ref!
 

SAM:  Scorpion’s never claimed to be a Boy Scout, Abe.  Scorpion picks him back up… Short Arm Clothesline out of nowhere from Deathblow!  He’s LAUGHING… it’s like the damage he’s been taking means nothing…
 

ABE:  I think he’s ENJOYING it!  Uh oh, big man running to the ropes, that’s never a good thing…
 

SAM:  He bounces off the ropes… BIG SPLASH!!  Ref drops to make the count… 1… 2… Kick Out!  Scorpion Irish Whips him HARD into the turnbuckle… he smacks him in the jaw with a Jab and Deathblow goes down!  Scorpion is climbing the turnbuckle… Guillotine Leg Drop from the top rope!!!  High Risk move pays off for the former Vigilante!  Scorpion yells to the crowd… Deathblow is to his feet!!  Scorpion turns around… Deathblow hoists him up on his shoulders… Death Valley Driver!!  He stomps him in the groin… now he’s applying a Stepover Crossface Chinlock… he’s really wrenching the neck on Scorpion but he’s not going to get a submission out of him… he lets go.  He puts him in Piledriver position… Reverse Tombstone on Scorpion!  He lifts up Scorpion’s leg… Standing Half-Crab!  Deathblow laughs as he stretches the leg AND drives his foot deep in the neck… this is a painful wear down hold… Scorpion is fighting it!  He grabs the foot on his neck by the ankle… he tripped up Deathblow, breaking the hold!  He’s holding on to the leg…he’s going for the Scorpion Deathlock!!  The fans are on their feet!  He’s got it locked in!!  Deathblow is fighting it, but it’s in the center of the ring!  The Ref is checking him… Deathblow is fading… fading… his head hits the mat!  The Ref lifts the arm… twice… it drops a third time!  He calls for the bell!
 
 
 

Scorpion d. Deathblow via submission (11:08)
 
 
 

LARRY:  Our next contest of the evening is a special 4-Way Elimination Match!
 

 (The fans cheer at the announcement)
 

LARRY:  A wrestler is eliminated when he is pinned, submits, or is counted out of the ring.  The last man remaining will be the winner!  Introducing first…
 

 (“Keep Their Heads Ringin’” hits the speakers and “Bad News” Tyrone Banks steps through the curtains.  He looks around at the crowd for a second then makes his way to the ring.)
 

LARRY:  Coming down the aisle, he weighs in at 225 lb. and hails from Chicago, IL… he represents Team Hellfire…. “BAD NEWS” TYRONE BANKS!!
 

 (Banks raises his arms high and yells to the fans as “Zero the Hero” hits the speakers.  The Sickos fans are on their feet as Bo Abobo slowly steps through the curtain.)
 

LARRY:  The next participant… he weighs in at 220 lb. and hails from Somewhere in Time… he represents the Sickos on Parade… BO ABOBO!!
 

 (Bo stops at ringside to snatch a cup of beer from one of the fans.  He downs it in one gulp then tosses the cup back at them.  A staredown ensues between he and Banks as “Second Skin” hits the speakers.)
 
 

LARRY:  Their opponent… being accompanied down the aisle by his manager, Dewayne… he weighs in at 244 lb. and hails from Parts Unknown… THE MANGLER!
 
 

(Dewayne steps onto the ramp and holds the curtain open.  The Mangler steps through and holds his sickle high above his head as the crowd boos.  Dewayne starts to walk toward the ring but the Mangler grabs him by the arm and yanks him back, yelling at him.  The Mangler then motions for Dewayne to FOLLOW him to the ring.  Mangler directs Dewayne to his corner as he gets in the ring.  “Smooth” hits the speakers and the fans begin to chant for El Torro Rojo.)
 
 

LARRY:  The final participant… he weighs in at 200 lb. and hails from Mexico… EL TORRO ROJO!!
 
 

 (El Torro Rojo comes running through the curtain and stops at the ramp to point to the fans.  Suddenly, from behind him comes a surprise attack, knocking him to the ground.  From behind the curtain storms “Black Demon” Jim Wuyin, The Assassin, and Max “Quake” Powers.  El Torro Rojo looks at them confused, then all three men begin stomping on him.  From the ring “Bad News” Tyrone Banks comes running to join in on the beatdown as the fans start chanting “TEAM HELLFIRE SUCKS!”.  Bo Abobo and The Mangler exchange a glance and shrug, then start fighting each other.)
 

SAM:  What the Hell is this?!  I thought Team Hellfire had an alliance with El Torro Rojo!
 

ABE:  Well I guess Team Hellfire had a change of plans!  Hahahaha!  Beat him down!
 

SAM:  This is deplorable!  Jim Wuyin ASKED El Torro Rojo to take a spot in this match… it was a SETUP!  Powers has Torro hooked… QUAKE DAMAGE on the entrance ramp!  Banks says he’s next… BAD NEWS BUSTER!  El Torro Rojo isn’t moving… they’re STILL not done… The Assassin lifts the limp Torro up… there’s The Assassin PB3!  “Black Demon” is telling them to hold him up… Powers and the Assassin each grab an arm and hold the unconscious El Torro Rojo to his feet… Wuyin measures him… there’s that martial arts combo he calls “Rest in Pieces”!  Wuyin GRINDS his heel into Torro’s groin and it looks like they’re done!
 

ABE:  That was GREAT!
 

SAM:  You would enjoy that… we’ve got EMTs out and loading Torro onto a stretcher. This is a horrible thing to happen to El Torro Rojo this close to his Hardcore Title match at Armageddon 3.  Was that the motivation behind this attack, to eliminate the Demon’s competition?  Banks laughs as he high-fives his teammates and walks back to the ring… what are Team Hellfire doing coming with him?  Somebody get them out of here!
 

ABE:  Who CARES?  Can we get to this match already?
 

SAM:  Bo and the Mangler could care less about El Torro Rojo and have been brawling the entire time.  Banks is in the ring now and goes up to join in on the fight.  It looks like Team Hellfire are gong to stay out at ringside… I tell you, I have seen some low actions in my career, but this has got to be the worst I’ve seen in a long time.  I can only hope Torro’s career isn’t in jeopardy from this attack.  At least Ring Lord wasn’t a part of it… one wonders what his feelings are on this attack…
 

ABE:  For the love of GOD will you get over it, already?
 

SAM:  I apologize for not calling the action in the ring folks, this is just… there is going to be HELL to pay for Team Hellfire, I’ll guarantee you that.  Bo looks to be getting the upper hand on the Mangler… Banks hits him from behind and spins him around… Powerbomb coming up… Mangler gives the assist for a Stuff Powerbomb!  This situation doesn’t look good for Bo… oh no, a bad situation gets worse… here comes the Sickos.
 

ABE:  All right!  Things always get good when the Sickos are around.
 

SAM:  Team Hellfire are talking amongst themselves as the Sickos stop on the other side of the ring.  Meanwhile, Bo didn’t stay down long as he Snap Mares Mangler to the mat.  Banks hits Bo with a Hammer Punch then Body Slams Mangler.  Bo grabs a Screw Driver out of his belt and jabs it into the head of Mangler… Banks puts a stop to it with a Clothesline on Bo.  Mangler is angry now and he and Banks start pounding on Bo… Bo is fighting back!  Snap Mare on Mangler, Body Slam on Banks!  He grabs Mangler by the hair and rears back… Straight Punch to the face!  He turns around… Banks catches him with a Hammer Punch.  Mangler going to join in… Banks scoops him up and Slams him down hard in the corner.
 

CROWD:  BAD NEWS SUCKS!  BAD NEWS SUCKS!
 

ABE:  Now that’s rude…
 

SAM:  He’s earned it.  Banks flips the crowd off and the boos get louder.  He grabs Bo from behind… Back Switch by Bo… Back Brain Spinning Heel Kick by Bo knocks Banks on his face!  Mangler drops a Head-butt to the back of Banks.  Bo has Mangler set up for a Suplex… Banks grabs him as well and they’ve got him up for a Double Suplex… they dumped Mangler over the top rope to the floor!
 

CROWD:  HOLY $#!%!  HOLY $#!%!
 

SAM:  Banks with a Hammer Punch on Bo as Mangler shakes off the cobwebs and gets back in the ring.  Mangler goes after both men… they both kick him in the gut… Double Suplex set up… they dumped him over the top AGAIN!  I don’t see how Mangler can take punishment like that!  Bo with a Fireman’s Carry Takedown on Banks… he drives a knee into the groin!  Mangler back in the ring now and going after Bo… Bo catches him with a DDT!  Banks grabs Bo for a Suplex… Bo drives a knee into Banks’ stomach to block… Mangler grabs Bo by the back of the head and slams his face into the mat with a Face Crusher!  Mangler up to his feet… Banks catches him with a Standing Clothesline!  Bo picks Mangler off the mat… T-bone Bo-plex!!!  Mangler was dropped right on his head!  Banks rushes in but is taken down with a Fireman’s Carry by Bo… Bo has a HAMMER… he’s raking the claw end over Banks’ forehead!  Jim Wuyin is yelling at the Ref over that one.  Bo with a Body Slam on Banks and goes over to Mangler… he’s go that hammer and BANGS it on Mangler’s head!  Good God!
 

ABE:  Yes!  Go Bo!
 

SAM:  The Sickos are cheering Bo on… Banks sneaks up on Bo and lifts him up for a Suplex Slam… Mangler kicks him in the back and Bo falls to the mat.  Mangler whips Banks to the ropes… he collides with the Ref!  Mangler Somersault Splashes Bo as Banks recovers.  Team Hellfire sees the Ref is incapacitated and it looks like they’re getting ideas.  Black Demon jumps on the apron and yells at Bo… Bo comes over… Demon guillotined him on the top rope!  Banks scoops up the stunned Bo… Back Breaker!  The Sickos are on their way over!  Banks grabs Mangler… he’s going for the Bad News Buster… Mangler blocks it and turns it into a Suplex!  The Sickos and Team Hellfire are face to face now… we better get some officials out here before this gets out of hand.  Bo grabs Mangler from behind… Mule Kick sends Bo back to the mat!  Banks Clotheslines Mangler from behind and grabs Bo… Reverse Suplex!
 

ABE:  You don’t SUPLEX Bo Abobo!
 

SAM:  Vermin throws the first punch and the fight is on outside the ring.  Inside, Mangler has Bo set up for a Belly to Belly Suplex… Bo blocks it and is going for a DDT… Banks stops it with a Clothesline to Bo!  Mangler shoves Banks away before he can try anything… Bo grabs Mangler from behind… Mule Kick on Bo again.  Mangler tilts his head back… what is he doing… FIRE!!  He just spit a Fireball… Bo managed to duck it in time, but my God!  Banks misses a Clothesline on Mangler… Mangler turns around for the counter attack but Bo locks him up for a Vertical Bo-plex… Banks gives the assist for a Double Vertical Bo-plex!  Banks clasps his hands around Bo’s throat… Nodowa Otoshi!   Impressive show of strength from Banks there… now he stomps Bo on the leg.  Banks has Mangler… Death Valley Driver!
 

ABE:  “Bad News” is looking good in there… uh-oh, Bo has him…
 

SAM:  Belly to Belly coming up… Bo tosses him across the ring with a Belly to Belly Bo-plex!  We’ve got EFW officials out breaking up the fight between the Sickos and Team Hellfire… looks like both teams are being forced to the back now.  The war continues!  Bo is standing over Banks now… he’s got a WRENCH… he’s clamping it on Banks nose and twisting!  Banks is twisting and flailing under the attack… Mangler sneaks up behind Bo and rolls him up for the pin… 1… 2… Banks dives at Mangler with a Clothesline!  Bo grabs Banks in a Headlock and just punches at his head.  Banks falls to the mat… Bo rears back and kicks him in the face!  Bo trash talks him as he lifts him up… Banks hoists him up suddenly … DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!!  Banks over to Mangler now and lifts him up on his shoulder… Running Powerslam!  Bo is up to his feet but doesn’t see Banks coming up behind him… Elevated Reverse DDT drops Bo on his neck!  Banks locks on an Iron Claw on Bo… Bo fighting it and getting to his feet… Banks calls Mangler over… they’ve got him set up for a Double Suplex… they dump Bo over the top rope!  Mangler getting some payback there… Banks grabs Mangler in a Bearhug as the Ref lays the count on Bo.  Banks is yelling at the Ref to check Mangler… Mangler turns the move into a Skewer DDT!  Bo beats the count in at 6 as Mangler drops a Head-butt to Banks’ back.  Bo is over and pounding on Mangler now… Banks hits Bo from behind… Mangler and Banks Double Suplex Bo to the center of the ring!  Banks kicks Mangler in the gut… Bad News Buster!  Banks signature Maneuver connects and the Ref drops to make the count… Mangler’s foot is under the rope.  Banks drags him away from the ropes and lifts him up again… a SECOND Bad News Buster away from the ropes… 1… 2… Bo with a Super Kick to the head of Banks stops the count!  Banks holds his head as he turns to face Bo… Mangler spins him around and drops him with a Chin Crusher!  Mangler with a Standing Victory Roll on Bo… 1… 2… Banks breaks it up!  Bo has Mangler from behind… he sends him OVER the top rope with a Release German Bo-plex!
 

CROWD:  HOLY $#!%!  HOLY $#!%!
 

SAM:  Bo drops Banks with a DDT!  Mangler is to his feet!  A normal man would have a broken neck after taking a move like that!  He slowly gets back in the ring… Bo immediately grabs him… Throwing Belly to Belly Bo-plex!  Banks grabs Bo in the Bad News Buster!  Bo fights it… Vertical Bo-plex… he dumps Banks over the top rope to the floor!  All 3 men are taking some serious damage in this match!  The Ref lays the count on Banks… Mangler grabs Bo for the Carcass Crush… Back Switch by Bo… Mangler counters with a Mule Kick!  Mangler with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch for the pin on Bo… 1… 2… Banks is in and breaks it up… Banks goes for the cover on Bo… Bo grabs the bottom rope and the hold is broken!  Bo lifts up Mangler’s legs… Knee Drop to the groin!  Bo grabs Banks… High Angle Powerbomb Whip!!!  Banks head bounced off the mat!  Mangler has that Sickle… he whacked Bo across the head with the Sickle!
 

ABE:  I haven’t seen a fight this good in a long time!  Come on!  WE WANT BLOOD!  WE WANT BLOOD!
 

SAM:  Calm yourself man!  Sit back down and call the match!  Banks has Mangler from behind… Reverse Powerbomb!!!  Bo picks Mangler up… High Angle Powerbomb for him!  Banks and Bo have Mangler set for the double team… Double Vertical Bo-plex!  Banks locks on an Iron Claw on Bo… Bo breaks it and tries a Belly to Belly… Banks blocks it and locks on a Bearhug… Bo is down to one knee!  He’s fighting it… he’s fighting it… Mangler hits Banks across the head with his Sickle!  Banks is down…. now Mangler hits Bo with it!  He holds the Sickle high for the crowd to see.  He’s calling Dewayne into the ring now… there’s no call for this!  Dewayne is holding Bo and Mangler takes off running toward the ropes… he’s running full speed with that Sickle up… he’s going to take Bo’s head off… Bo moved out of the way and Dewayne took the hit!!  Mangler is enraged and yelling at Dewayne… he doesn’t see Bo reaching into his tool belt… Bo has a handful of thumbtacks!  Mangler turns around… Bo threw them at his face!  Mangler is clutching at his face in pain… Bo trips him up by the ankles and locks on a Texas Cloverleaf… Mangler is clutching at his face and screaming… he taps out!  He tapped out!
 

Bo Abobo d. the Mangler via submission (12:54)
 

ABE:  Bo Abobo is GOD!
 

SAM:  Can you be unbiased for one match in your life?  Mangler is out of the ring and trying to pull the thumbtacks out of his face… Dewayne is trying to help him out… Mangler backhands him across the face!  Mangler is storming out of here and is NOT happy.  Dewayne follows him up the ramp.
 

ABE:  Jeez, doesn’t this guy ever learn?
 

SAM:  We’re down to two men and once again it’s the Sickos v. Team Hellfire!  Banks has recovered and is getting to his feet… Bo grabs him from behind… Release German Bo-plex sends him to the other side of the ring!  Banks is up and groggy… Bo grabs him again… DOUBLE GERMAN BO-PLEX!!!  Banks is rolling on the mat holding his neck!  Bo is pointing to the sky!
 

ABE:  He’s going to fly!!  Bo-sault coming up!
 

SAM:  If he hits this it could be over… Banks is pulling the Ref down on top of him… BO-SAULT hits the Ref AND Banks!  All three men are down… Team Hellfire is running to the ring!  Bo gets to his feet… BLACK DEMON SPIT FIRE IN HIS FACE!!!  Bo is down and clutching at his face as Max Powers wakes the Ref up!  Banks is to his feet and lifts Bo up… BAD NEWS BUSTER!!  The Ref slowly makes the count… 1… 2… 3!!  Banks steals one!
 

“Bad News” Tyrone Banks d. Bo Abobo via pinfall (13:41)
 

ABE:  Man, what a match that was!
 

SAM:  Team Hellfire are on Bo like a pack of vultures, stomping away at him…. the Sickos are out!  Weehawk, Humphrey, Bane, and Vermin hit the ring and we’ve got a war!  We’ve got officials out to try and break this up, but these two groups won’t be satisfied until the other is utterly destroyed!
 
 
 

SAM:  We’ve finally got the ring cleared and it’s time for our next match.  Let’s go down to Larry…
 
 
 
 

LARRY:  Ladies and gentlemen, the next contest is scheduled for one fall… and it is for the EFW Light Heavyweight Championship!
 

 (“Creeping Death” hits the speakers and the boos are deafening.  Through the curtain steps Jade who stares at the arena with contempt.  She steps forward a bit and crosses her arms… and then Condo steps out.  He is staring over his shoulder and looks nervous.  Jade grabs him by the shoulders and says something to him, which seems to calm him down a bit)
 

LARRY:  Introducing first, the Challenger… being accompanied by Jade, he weighs in at 160 lb. and hails from Every Woman’s Most Perverted Fantasy… he represents the Pantheon and says HE is the  “REAL” Light Heavyweight Champion of the World…. THE “EXTREME” CONDO WARRIOR!!
 

 (Condo and Jade step in the ring and walk to the center.  They pose for the crowd as trash flies into the ring.  “Metal Militia” hits the speakers and the fans start to boo.  Ring Lord steps through the curtains and doesn’t look happy.  The jeers of the crowd seem to hurt him.)
 

SAM:  Ring Lord doesn’t seem to understand the crowd’s reaction… did he even see the attack on El Torro Rojo?  Hopefully we can get a reaction from him about this situation, but for now the fans consider him guilty by association.
 

LARRY:  And his opponent… he weighs in at 201 lb. and hails from Tokyo, Japan… he represents Team Hellfire and he IS the EFW Light Heavyweight Champion… RING LORD….
 

 (Before he can finish, Condo takes the “Real” Light Heavyweight Belt and smashes it over Larry’s head.  He drops to the mat and starts yelling in Larry’s ear.)
 

SAM:  Good God!  He’s insane!  Ring Lord is in his face now and Condo shoves him… Ring Lord backs into the ropes and runs in with a Drop Kick!  The Ref calls for the bell and this match is underway!  Condo hits an Elbow Smash to the head of Ring Lord.  Ring Lord up quickly, but Condo takes him down with a Snap Mare… Collar and Elbow Tie Up and we have a test of strength… looks like Ring Lord is going to win it… Condo kicks him in the stomach and takes him down with a Drop Toe Hold.  Ring Lord back up and grabs him by the head… repeatedly Knee Lifts him in the stomach.  Condo up and Ring Lord takes him down to the mat with a Judo Trip… Somersault Splash by Ring Lord!  Both men on their feet… Condo hits the Elbow Smash and Ring Lord is leaning on the bottom rope… Condo is driving his knee into the neck and tugging on that bottom rope, choking Ring Lord!  Ref lays in the count but Condo doesn’t care!  Abe, you’re being awfully quiet over there.
 

ABE:  For the 3rd Week in a row I have to see these two wrestle, and I am sick of it.  I am BOYCOTTING this match, and refuse to call it.  Have fun.
 

SAM:  Thank Heaven for small favors, I say.  Condo Snap Mares Ring Lord to the mat, holds on and Snap Mares him again!  Nice wrestling sequence from Condo… he applies a Headlock… RAKES the eyes across the top rope, come on Ref!  And he does it again!  Condo is one of the dirtiest players in the game, and proud of it.  He turns Ring Lord’s mask around, essentially blinding the masked man!  Condo laughs as he just measures him… Left, Left, Left, and a big Right Hand punch knocks Ring Lord to the mat!  As Ring Lord struggles to straighten his mask Condo stomps him in the groin!  Hey Abe, he just did your favorite move.
 

ABE:  ….
 

SAM:  Folks, I could get used to this.  Ring Lord finally gets his mask back into position… Condo is moving in for the kill… Ring Lord grabs him by the head and Knee Lifts him in the stomach repeatedly!  Condo drops to his knees… Ring Lord picks him up in a Gutwrench and suplexes him back to the mat!  This Ring Lord is an impressive suplexer.  Maybe even up there with Bo, wouldn’t you say, Abe?
 

ABE:  Grrr…
 

SAM:  Condo goes for a surprise Super Kick… ducked by Ring Lord who tries a Kick of his own… Condo sidesteps it and goes for the Stone Cold Killer… Ring Lord blocks it with a knee to the back!  Condo with lands a Left handed punch… left, another left and  a hard Right puts Ring Lord down again.  Condo drags him to the corner by the mask… RAMS his head hard into the turnbuckle!  Ring Lord absorbs it and strikes again with the Knee Lifts… and there’s that Gutwrench off the mat!  It’s uncanny how Ring Lord can stick to his game plan from match to match, adjusting to his opponents style… what do you think Abe?
 

ABE:  ….
 

SAM:  You make a good point there.  Ring Lord takes him down with a Judo Trip, followed by a fast Somersault Splash.  Condo with a quick Headlock… Ring Lord reverses it into a Back Suplex!  There’s another Somersault Splash!  Condo is angry and has the Ref by the collar and dragging him away… Jade is on the apron behind Ring Lord… she nailed him in the throat with a Hell Thrust!  Ring Lord stumbles back and Condo rushes in… Ring Lord Snap Mares him down!  Somersault Splash again!  He picks Condo up… Stone Cold Killer!  Ring Lord was driven jaw first into the mat!  Condo stomping the back now… Ring Lord rises with a Forearm Smash that knocks Condo back!  Somersault Splash again and he quickly picks Condo up… he Irish Whips him to the ropes… he catches Condo with a Powerslam!  One of his signature maneuvers and the Ref drops to count… Condo kicks out at 1!  Condo tries the Stone Cold Killer again… Ring Lord blocks it with a knee to the back… Ring Lord climbs to the top rope… MOONSAULT across the back of Condo!  Condo is up and favoring his back… Ring Lord with a Michinoku Driver!  1… 2… kick out!  Condo has loosened up the tape around his wrist… he’s choking Ring Lord with it!  Ring Lord maneuvers himself behind Condo… knee to the back breaks the illegal hold… Ring Lord with a Japanese Leg Roll Clutch for the pin… 1… 2… kick out on 2 and both men are down!  Ring Lord looking good in there, isn’t he Abe?
 

ABE:  I… no… dammit.
 

SAM:  I love this.  Condo up first and viciously stomps the back of Ring Lord repeatedly… he’s going for Uncle Condo!!!  That Roll Forward Camel Clutch that has won him many a match in the past is locked on in the center of the ring!  Can Ring Lord hold on… he broke out of it!  Condo is in shock!  He goes to whip Ring Lord… it’s reversed and Condo hits the turnbuckle… Ring Lord hits him with a Spinning Backfist!  Condo is stunned… STANDING VICTORY ROLL!!!  The Ref drops to make the count… Condo grabs the bottom rope!  Both men up, Ring Lord with a Go Behind… Ring Lord Suplex!!  That’s it, it’s over, the Ref drops to count… 1… 2… 3!!!  NO!!!  Condo got his shoulder up a split second before the Ref’s hand hit the mat!  Ring Lord can’t believe it… Condo Uppercuts him in the Groin!  Ring Lord falls to the mat… Uncle Condo applied once again!  Ring Lord refuses to give up!  Condo lets go of the hold in frustration… Ring Lord is up and rolls him in a Standing Victory Roll… it’s in the ropes!  Condo up… Ring Lord whips him into the far turnbuckle and moves in.  Wristlock applied, with an Arm Twist and Ring Lord is climbing the turnbuckle… HE’S WALKING THE TOP ROPE!!
 

ABE:  WHAT… I mean, I don’t care.
 

SAM:  Ring Lord stands in the middle of the top rope and looks around to the crowd… he leaps and lands a chop to the throat!  Standing Moonsault for the cover… 1… 2… KICK OUT!!!  Both men to their feet… Condo hits a Left Jab, sending Ring Lord into the ropes… he bounces back into ANOTHER Left Jab… and ANOTHER… he drops him with a Right Hand Punch… Condo is climbing the turnbuckle… Double Stomp off the top rope to the groin!
 

ABE:  Oh my GOD I can’t take it anymore… did you SEE THAT?!  My voice is higher just from SEEING that!
 

SAM:  Jade is up on the ring apron now and the Ref goes over to get rid of her… Condo is reaching into his tights… he’s got a pair of Brass Knucks!  He slips it over his fist… Ring Lord is up to his feet and Condo is just measuring him… he connected with it!  Good God this man is despicable!  Condo picks him up… Ring Lord with a series of Knee Lifts puts Condo down… Japanese Leg Roll Clutch!  1… 2… Kick Out!!!  Blood is streaming out of Ring Lord’s mask down his neck from that hit he took!  Ring Lord with a Standing Victory Roll… 1… 2… Condo kicks out again!  Ring Lord tries for it again… Condo sidesteps it and shoves him down to the mat!  Condo up to the top turnbuckle… FROG SPLASH!!!  The Ref drops to count… 1… 2… Ring Lord kicks out at 2!  Both men down… Ring Lord jumps to his feet and runs up the turnbuckle.… Moonsault!!  1… 2… Condo got his foot on the ropes!!!  Ring Lord drags him to the middle of the ring… Japanese Leg Roll Clutch… 1… 2… 3!!  NO, Condo got the shoulder up!  Another close call!  Ring Lord with a Huracan Rana… 1.. 2… Condo kicks out again!  Ring Lord starting to look frustrated in there… Condo ducks under and hooks him… Uranage!!!
 

ABE:  It’s been over ten minutes, this is killing me!  Can we PLEASE blow up the ring?  I’ll be good from now on, I swear!
 

SAM:  I like you better when you’re boycotting.  Condo climbs up top again… Frog Splash… Ring Lord rolls with the momentum and hooks the leg… 1… 2… Condo kicks out!!  Ring Lord tries the Japanese Leg Roll Clutch again… 1… 2… Condo BARELY got the shoulder up before the 3!!  How does he keep doing it?  Condo has him set for the Stone Cold Killer… Ring Lord blocks… RING LORD SUPLEX!!!  1… 2… 3!!!  Condo put out one hell of an effort here but Ring Lord retains the title!
 
 
 

Ring Lord d. The “Extreme” Condo Warrior via pinfall (11:40)
 
 
 

ABE:  Thank GOD that’s over!  I need a drink.
 

SAM:  Jade is in the ring and ready to kill Ring Lord… Condo grabs her and shakes his head!  What?  He just points at Ring Lord and leaves the ring.  Jade is arguing with him but he’s not even looking at her as he wastes no time getting to the back.  I think … I think he looks SCARED… what has got him so rattled?
 

ABE:  I don’t know but at least he’s not laughing.
 
 
 
 

LARRY:  Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our MAIN EVENT!
 

SAM:  This is the big one, folks.  We’re getting word from the back that the Lumberjacks are on their way out.
 

 (The entire arena fills with cheers from the crowd.  The curtains part and wrestlers begin to walk down the aisle in single file:  Team Hellfire is out first, receiving boos for their actions earlier;  Ring Lord walks out separate from Team Hellfire, looking unhappy; Deathblow is talking to the weird creature on his shoulder;  Big Brandon McBastard is apparently arguing with himself; Narcisse Prince tries his best to avoid contact with the fans at ringside with a disgusted look on his face; Kyosuke Imori looks very angry and walks out alone; The Mangler holds his Sickle up for all to see and smiles evilly; Condo is being forced to ringside by Jade and is constantly looking all around him;  when Condo tries to make a break for it back to the locker room the Warhounds snatch him up and carry him the rest of the way, kicking and flailing; the Sickos and the Wurms walk out together, led by Vermin who is arguing with a concerned looking Abaddon; the Hell Patrol walk side by side, paying no heed to anyone; and finally Nomad and Scorpion walk out together, slapping the hands of the fans at ringside as they go by.  The entire EFW locker room appears to be represented as they choose which side of the ring they wish to be on.)
 

LARRY:  This match is a special LUMBERJACK MATCH, and it is for the EFW World Heavyweight Championship!  The wrestlers surrounding the ring will serve as “Lumberjacks”, and when one of the participants leaves the ring for any reason, it is THEIR job to throw them back in the ring!  Also, at the request of the Challenger, in order to win the World Title, he MUST pin the Champion TWICE!
 

 (Not one person is sitting down and the cheers are deafening.)
 

LARRY:  Introducing first, the Challenger….
 

 (“Legend” hits the speakers and everyone’s eyes turn to the entranceway.  Seconds pass, then “The ICON” Rick Idol bursts through and walks to the ring with purpose.  He looks as if he hasn’t slept, showered, or shaved in days.)
 

LARRY:  He weighs in at 244 lb. and currently resides in Tokyo, Japan… he represents the Pantheon… “THE ICON” RICK IDOL!!
 

 (The boos are deafening as Idol reaches ringside.  He glances at all the lumberjacks with a look of contempt on his face, stopping at Nomad for a moment.  Onslaught appears to be trying to talk to Idol but gets shoved away.  Idol slides under the bottom rope, sits down on the mat, leaning on his knees and stares toward the entrance.  “Judgement Day” hits the speakers and the boos continue.)
 

LARRY:  And his opponent… he weighs in at 350 lb. and hails from Somewhere in Time… he is the EFW World Heavyweight Champion… TYRANT!!
 

 (Tyrant slowly steps through the curtain, EFW Title Belt wrapped around his waist.  He ignores the fans as he walks toward the ring.  He stares past the Lumberjacks and into the ring, right at Rick Idol, who returns it.  The Hell Patrol step in front of the ring to make sure no one gets any ideas as Tyrant steps into the ring.  Idol rises to his feet and Tyrant walks up and the two begin a staredown.  The Ref rings the bell.)
 

SAM:  This is it, folks.  This match could change the entire complexion of Armageddon.  Neither man is loved by the fans, but whether you like them or not, this match is for the World Title, and neither man is going to give an inch.
 

ABE:  Idol is a mess!  He looks like he hasn’t slept in a week!
 

SAM:  He probably hasn’t.  They’re exchanging heated words now… Idol throws the first punch!  He tries for another but Tyrant blocks it… Hammer Blow puts Idol down, and Tyrant stomps at the neck.  Idol tries to get up, Tyrant nails another Hammer Blow… more stomping on the neck.  Idol grabs him by the hair and measures him with a Straight Punch to the face… Tyrant answers it with one of his own… Idol rakes the eyes… whoa, attempted Nyman Kick from Idol but Tyrant somehow saw it coming and ducked… Idol Slaps him across the face!
 

ABE:  Jesus Idol is nuts!
 

SAM:  Tyrant lunges… Idol scoops him up and Slams him to the mat!  Idol hides some amazing strength under that cocky exterior… Idol is on top of Tyrant now and just punching him in the face… Tyrant throws him off.  Idol grabs the hair again and delivers another Straight Punch… Idol has busted him open!  Tyrant answers Idol’s punch with one of his own and we’ve got a brawl going here!  Tyrant drops him with a Forearm… Idol comes up with a Groin Uppercut!  He stomps Tyrant’s knee… he grinds his foot in and grabs the foot… Leg Hanging Knee Breaker.  Tyrant up and both men punching back and forth… Tyrant blocks a Jab from Idol and lands a Toe Kick.  Now he’s stomping the back of Idol.  Idol grabs him… ANOTHER Slap… Tyrant is shaking with rage… Idol jumps at him, managing to take Tyrant off his feet… he lands on top of him and starts Punching at the face repeatedly!  Idol is like an animal in there!
 

ABE:  I know we’re talking about the ICON here, but I don’t think even Tyrant thought Idol would bring the fight to him like this!
 

SAM:  Tyrant literally PRESSES Idol 3 feet in the air off of him!  What strength from the World Champion!  He’s up to his feet and stomping Idol again.  He looks like he’s going for the Judgement Bomb!  He’s got him in position… Idol drives his head forward into Tyrant’s groin!  The Champion felt that one… SPLIT SECOND DDT!!!  Idol hit Tyrant with one of his signature maneuvers!
 

ABE:  The Lumberjacks haven’t even come into play yet and Tyrant is already in trouble here!  I can’t believe what we’re seeing here.
 

SAM:  The Sickos and the Wurms don’t even seem concerned about the match… Hannibal is noticeably absent, maybe they’re watching for him?  Idol is on him again and Punching… the Ref is warning him about the closed fists but Idol just SNARLS at him!  Tyrant is up… Idol throws that Nyman Kick again… ducked… LEGEND KILLER … Tyrant ducks it… Tyrant grabs Idol by the shoulders and nails an Enzui Giri!  That Nyman Kick barely registers to the naked eye and yet Tyrant has dodged it several times already!  He stomps the neck again and drags Idol to his feet.  Irish Whip to the turnbuckle and Idol hits hard.  Tyrant moves in and grabs him… Idol shakes him off and whips him in to the corner… Toe Kick!  Idol sets him up… Snap Suplex!  Idol waits for him to get up… misses the Nyman Kick… Destructo grabs him in a Twisting Powerslam… Ref drops to count… Idol puts a foot on the ropes!  Tyrant in a rage lifts Idol up… Reverse Neckbreaker!  He’s stomping Idol repeatedly, over and over… the Ref tries to get him off but he shoves the Referee away and moves in… he leans over Idol and is CHOKING him with both hands… HE’S LIFTING IDOL OFF THE MAT… he’s got him in a Choke Hang!  Idol is FIGHTING it… Punch to the face but Tyrant won’t let go… ANOTHER Punch but Tyrant STILL holds him up… Idol has the hair and is trying to pull himself closer… SPLIT SECOND DDT!!!
 

CROWD:  HOLY $#!%!  HOLY $#!%!
 

ABE:  How the HELL did Idol do that?
 

SAM:  I don’t know where this is coming from.  One thing is for certain, Rick Idol WANTS that World Title belt and is fighting with every ounce of his being to get it!  Idol back on Tyrant and Punching him on that open gash in his forehead, trying to open it wider.  The Ref tries to say something but backs up when Idol turns to look at him.  Idol goes to the legs… Stomp to the groin!   He’s lifting Tyrant up… Tyrant flips him with a Standing Lariat!  Very similar to Vermin’s Hammer of Hate…
 

ABE:  Vermin trained him, so you’re going to see similarities like that.
 

SAM:  Tyrant stomping Idol again… he lifts Idol up… Jumping Tombstone!  Tyrant in firm control of the match now.  He goes for the cover… 1… 2… Idol kicks out!  Tyrant has the Ref by the shirt and complaining.  Idol is up and Tyrant lifts him up in a Gorilla Press… he drops him OVER the top rope at the feet of the Lumberjacks… here comes the Hell Patrol…
 

ABE:  This isn’t good for Idol…
 

SAM:  The Hell Patrol are stomping the Hell out of Idol!  They pick him up and pound on him some before tossing him back in the ring.  The Warhounds are over and are arguing with the Patrol… they’re going at it!  The Warhounds and the Hell Patrol are brawling on the outside as the other Lumberjacks stare on!  Tyrant goes for the cover on Idol… 1… 2… he kicked out again!  Tyrant is FUMING now as he drags Idol up to kneeling position… JUDGEMENT BOMB!!  Ref drops to make the count… 1… 2.. thr…. IDOL GOT THE SHOULDER UP!!
 

ABE:  WHAT?!?
 

SAM:  Tyrant is chasing the Ref now, the Ref is holding up two fingers, Idol kicked out!  Tyrant is going to go for it again… Idol blocks it with a Knee Lift!  He shoves Tyrant to the mat and slams his knee to the mat with a Leg Hanging Knee Breaker!  He whips Tyrant chest first into the turnbuckle… he rushes in afterwards but Tyrant turns and catches him with a Punch.  Tyrant tries the Judgement Bomb again… Idol pulls his legs out from under him… he’s locking on that No Hands Scorpion Deathlock!  The Ref is asking but Tyrant is shaking his head… Tyrant powers out of it!  Idol is unfazed and waving for him to get to his feet… Left jab… and another left… and another… he DROPS Tyrant with a big Right Punch!
 

ABE:  Uh-oh, the Warhounds and Hell Patrol are heading this way…
 

SAM:  Dear God, they’re still fighting?  Black Scorpion whips Widowmaker toward the steel ringpost… Widowmaker reversed it and Black Scorpion hits the steel hard!  Grim Reaper is dragging Onslaught our way… Widowmaker with a Lariat from Hell flips Grim Reaper head over heels!  In the ring Idol picks Tyrant up and grabs him from behind… GERMAN SUPLEX!!!  The Ref drops to count… 1… 2… kick out!  Both Warhounds have Grim Reaper in front of us… oh no, Abe, MOVE!
 

(Sam and Abe quickly get out of their seats and back up as Onslaught and Widowmaker both wrap their hands around the throat of Grim Reaper.  Moments later they put him through the announce table with a Double Team Devastator.)
 

ABE:  Holy crow, are we still on?
 

SAM:  Good Lord, the Warhounds have destroyed our table!  Grim Reaper is lying at our feet and not moving!  Meanwhile there is a SCHEDULED match going on in the ring… Tyrant has gotten control over Idol… JUDGEMENT BOMB!!  The Ref drops to count… 1… 2… 3!!  Tyrant is up and raising his arms… wait, the Ref is waiving it off… Idol grabbed the bottom rope!  This match is still going!  Tyrant sees what’s happened to the Hell Patrol out here…
 

ABE:  Hey, don’t yell at us… WE didn’t do it…
 

SAM:  Idol takes advantage and kicks him in the back!  Tyrant turns around and gets a Toe Kick in the stomach… he leans forward… Idol’s got him in piledriver position… no, it’s a POWER BOMB!!!  He’s holding Tyrant for the pin with one hand and raises his other arm high in victory… 1… 2… Kick Out!  Where did Idol find the strength to Power Bomb Tyrant?
 

ABE:  This can’t be the same Rick Idol we saw get mauled by Tyrant at Chance of a Lifetime… this must be an alien clone or something… uh-oh, Team Hellfire is running over to the Sickos…
 

SAM:  Good grief, the Lumberjacks are more interested in fighting each other than what’s going on in the ring.  The Sickos aren’t even paying attention as Team Hellfire is on top of them!   The Sickos and Team Hellfire continue their war!  Now all the Lumberjacks are getting in on the act!  Meanwhile, Idol is calling for the Legend Killer and moves in… Tyrant with a Standing Lariat and Idol flips over the top rope to the floor!  Idol lands near Kyo Imori… Kyo is attacking Idol!  An out of character attack by Kyo… Jade is running over… Jesus, she nearly took Kyo’s head off with a High Kick!  She helps Idol to his feet, but he pushes her away and slides back in the ring.  In all of the chaos going on, Condo seems to be going unnoticed… he’s taking off up the ramp!  Condo is gone!  What has got him so scared that he won’t even help his teammates?
 

ABE:  I don’t know, but the less I see of that little punk, the better.  Man, it’s like a reverse Battle Royale out here!
 

SAM:  The Wurms are trying to help get Team Hellfire off of the Sickos… the Warhounds are over and attacking Doom and Nightshade, the Tag Team Champs!  Abaddon of the Wurms is in a panic trying to get his people under control.  We’ve got total chaos outside the ring and in the ring we’ve got a World Title Match!  Tyrant has continued to pound on Idol in the corner… he’s got him by the throat… Choke Slam!  He goes for the cover and the Ref makes the count… 1… 2.. IDOL KICKED OUT!!  IDOL KICKED OUT!!  Oh God, Tyrant is looking at the Ref with murder in his eyes.  He lifts Idol up off the mat… ANOTHER Judgement Bomb!  1… 2… 3!!  Tyrant got him!
 
 

Tyrant d. “The ICON” Rick Idol via pinfall (9:51)
 
 
 

SAM:  The Lumberjacks are STILL fighting outside as Tyrant leans against the turnbuckle and the ref hands him the belt.  Idol is slowly getting to his feet… he sees the belt over Tyrant’s shoulder and it appears to be sinking in…
 

IDOL:  GrrrAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!
 

SAM:  Idol is attacking the Ref!   LEGEND KILLER!!  He just knocked out the Referee!  Tyrant steps forward… JESUS… what happened?  Tyrant is down and Idol has the World Title in his hands!  It must have been that Nyman Kick…  Idol’s going to leave with the belt!
 

ABE:  He who walks away, I say… wait, someone’s coming out of the crowd… is that… that’s Hannibal!!  Jeez, he looks in worse shape than Idol does!
 

SAM:    In all the confusion nobody has noticed him… he’s wearing the same clothes he wore two weeks ago… are those blood stains?  He’s in the ring now and running at Idol… he has that Iron Gauntlet on his right hand… he knocks Idol out with it!  Idol is down on the mat and Hannibal has the World Title Belt… he tosses it down and goes over to Tyrant… he’s applying the Iron Fist with that Iron Gauntlet!!  Tyrant is defenseless here!  Nomad and Scorpion are fighting with the Warhounds now, and the Wurms now see that their leader has made his appearance!  The Wurms are in the ring trying to talk Hannibal off of Tyrant… Gloved Punch puts Abaddon down!  The others move in, but Hannibal KOs them all with the Iron Glove!  Now he’s back on Tyrant with the Iron Fist!  The Sickos are in the ring now!  Bane is over now… Hannibal clocked him!
 

ABE:  Oh $#!%!  Vermin’s PI$$ED!!!
 

SAM:  Vermin physically hauls Hannibal to his feet and is yelling at him… HANNIBAL CLOCKED HIM WITH THE GLOVE!!!  Hannibal is on top of Vermin, hammering his face with the Iron Fist!!  Hannibal has completely lost it!  There are bodies laying everywhere in the ring… the Warhounds and Jade are dragging Idol out of there and carrying him away from the scene… Nomad is getting up off the ground, holding his head and watches as they carry him off.  Tyrant is starting to get up… he sees Hannibal on top  of Vermin!  Tyrant attacks Hannibal and the fight is on!  The ring is filling with wrestlers now as the fights continue… Weehawk has something in his hand… IT’S A FLAMETHROWER!!  Weehawk lights the tip and is shooting fire, clearing everyone from the ring!   Hannibal takes off through the crowd, screaming.  The Wurms and the Sickos are getting to their feet now and watch as Hannibal disappears into the crowd.  Tyrant wants his belt now… wait, where is it?
 

ABE:  Oh no, IT’S GONE!!  One of these lowlife Texan fans has stolen the EFW World Title belt!
 

SAM:  Be serious!  Tyrant is enraged now, and you can’t blame him after what he’s just gone through… who has the EFW World Title belt?  We’re out of time folks, we’ll see you next week for the Countdown to Armageddon!  Good Night!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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