EFW Friday Night Massacre
The Kemper Arena
Kansas City, MO
(The Massacre opening credits roll, showing various shots of EFW stars in action. The shot then fades in to a live shot of the Kemper Arena, where Jim Biggins and Buck Hammerstien are ringside to call the action)
Jim Biggins : "Hello once again, EFW fans, and welcome back to EFW MASSACRE LIVE grom the Kemper Arena in Kansas City, Missouri!! I'm Jim Biggins alongside my broadcast partner, the one and only Buck Hammerstien!"
Buck Hammerstien : "Thanks Jim, it's good to be back on live TV!"
JB : "We may have only four matches tonight, but these eight EFW superstars are ready to open up a whole KEG of whoop-ass for your amusement!!"
MAIN EVENT
Light Heavyweight Title Match
Bane (c) vs Ring Lord
2/3 Falls
"The ICON" Rick Idol vs Destructo
Parking Lot Match - No Submissions
"Black Demon" Jim Wuyin vs Bo Abobo
Non-Title
Nomad vs "The Extreme" Condo Warrior
JB : "We're all set for our opening bout, let's get right to the action!"
Non-Title
Nomad vs "The Extreme" Condo Warrior
LARRY: Ladies and gentlemen, our first contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, being accompanied by Jade…. He weighs in at 160 lb. and hails from Every Woman's Most Perverted Fantasy… he represents the Pantheon… THE "EXTREME" CONDO WARRIOR!!!
('Creeping Death' hits the speakers and the crowd boos so loud you can barely hear the announcement. Jade leads Condo through the curtain as the trash starts to fly. Condo looks unusually worried on the way to the ring. A wadded-up soda cup hits him on the shoulder and he quickly spins around, as if he expected something or someone behind him. Jade tries to comfort him as he rolls into the ring. 'Highway to the Danger Zone' hits and the fans go crazy!)
LARRY: And his opponent.. weighing in at 245 pounds and hailing from Boston, he is the EFW UNITED STATES CHAMPION, here is NOMAD!!
(Nomad jogs to ringside, Jazz by his side, as the fans go crazy! Nomad slides in and Condo rushes him!)
JB : "Condo's stomping Nomad down hard, the ref's called for the opening bell! Condo's pulled Nomad's leather jacket up over his head, Nomad's tangled up! Condo now POUNDING Nomad hard with lefts, left, left, and a ROUNDHOUSE RIGHT!! Nomad hits the mat hard, he's still trying to get free of that jacket!"
BH : "Leave it to Condo to pull out some really underhanded tactics."
JB : "Condo's ripped the US title off of Nomad and thrown it to the outside... and there's a DDT from Condo!! The referee is finally stepping in here to pulls that jacket off of Nomad!! (stands, yelling at the ring) THANKS FOR DOING YOUR JOB, REF!!!"
BH : "Hey, let's try to be professionals out here, Jim. I know you like Nomad and all..."
JB : "Oh shut up, Buck! Condo's pounding Nomad with stomps... Condo now whipping Nomad into the ropes, no, reversal.. Condo sent in.. Nomad with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! The fans are on their feet!! Nomad's clearing out the cobwebs here, both men are up.... collar and elbow tie-up, Condo's got him--- STONE COLD KILLER!!! STONE COLD KILLER is hit, we're not even three minutes in!! This could be all!!"
BH : "Condo's going for UNCLE CONDO #1"
JB : "Condo's rolled forward and and he has UNCLE CONDO #1 locked in on Nomad!! Nomad's not giving in, the referee is all over this one.... Nomad's trying tomove towards the ropes.... Condo releases the hold, and he's stomping away at Nomad's neck!!"
BH : "Condo knew he wasn't going to get the win there, so he released the hold in favor of more direct methods of punishment."
JB : "Condo's dragging Nomad to the corner... Condo's jumped to the top buckle... and there's a DOUBLE FOOT STOMP OFF THE TOP THAT CONNECTS!!! Condo just bounced off Nomad's back, but he's not done, he's dragging Nomad back out... Condo gives a loud 'WHOO!' and he's going for the FIGURE FOUR LEGLOCK!!... and there it is, figure four locked on!! Condo is really on fire in there!! Who expected this match to go this way?!"
BH : "Maybe we should be expecting more of Condo than we are."
JB : "Condo's really wrenching hard on this hold... wait, look!! He's reaching for Jade!! Jade's grabbed Condo's hands and is giving him extra leverage on the move!! Hey ref, look at Jade!! Nomad writhing in pain, but he can't roll the move over because of Jade's interference!!"
BH : "Brilliant, albiet illegal, tactics from Condo."
JB : "There! The referee has seen what's going on, he's broken the hold!! The refere is over admonishing Jade... Nomad's trying to stand and walk off the pain."
BH : "Condo's pulled something out of his tights there, on his hand..."
JB : "Yes, Condo's got brass knuckles of some kind... and he just BLASTED Nomad right in the mouth with them!!! Nomad's laid out on the mat, Condo hid the knux before the referee saw anything!! Condo's dropping for the cover and screaming at the ref... there's the count: 1----2----"
BH : "KICKOUT!!"
JB : "Kickout by Nomad at the last second!! Condo has cheated his way to a near fall, Nomad has to find a way to come back. Condo pulls Nomad up.... Nomad tries a kick, but Condo catches it.. Condo laughs, but Nomad jumps and BACK BRAIN KICKS him!!! The crowd is on it's feet again!! Nomad pulls Condo up... Condo with an UPPERCUT to the groin.. and a STONE COLD KILLER puts Nomad down AGAIN!!! Can he do ANYTHING without breaking the rules?!"
BH : "If it were Nomad hitting Condo in the groin, you'd be cheering."
JB : "Damn right I would! Condo is rubbing the back of his head in there... there it is again, UNCLE CONDO #1 locked on!!! Condo won't be releasing it this time!! Nomad's fighting hard, but he's taken a lot of punishment in there... the fans are chanting "NO-MAD! NO-MAD!" and trying to get him back into this match..."
BH : "Why don't you join them, Jim?"
JB : "Why don't you shut up? Nomad's trying to stand up!! Can he make it!?.... YES!! Nomad's standing up with Condo on his
back!! Nomad runs back into the corner and FLATTENS Condo against the buckles!! The hold is broken!! Nomad stumbles out of the
corner... Condo's recovered, he rushes at Nomad.. Nomad leaps, Nomad with a RELEASE FRANKENSTEINER!!!"
BH : "Both men looking a bit stunned."
JB : "Nomad with a tie-up.. Condo grabs for a STONE COLD KILLER, Nomad pushes him off into the ropes! Condo comes back... Nomad
scoops him up, MICHINOKU DRIVER!!! The referee is there: 1----2---------KICKOUT!! Condo kicks out! The fans were screaming for
that one, they thought it was over for sure."
BH : "Condo's still got a lot left in him."
JB : "Nomad's pressing the advantage... he's got Condo hooked for a suplex! Condo rolls out the back!! Nomad turns... STONE COLD KILLER AGAIN!!!
That's number three!! Condo's stunned himself a bit... and there's the cover!!! 1----"
BH : "2!!!"
JB : "KICKOUT!! Nomad kicks out of the third Stone Cold Killer from Condo!!! Condo slaps the mat in frustration! What will it take
to put Nomad out? Condo back into the corner.... walking in, there's a JUMPING KNEEDROP from Condo, who lets out a 'Whoo!' afterwards!!"
BH : "Vintage Ric Flair offense on that one."
JB : "Condo is back up.. he's ordering Jade to set the tables up on the outside!!! Jade's stacking two tables on top of each other
outside the ring... Condo's dragging Nomad to the apron!!... oh god, here comes RICK IDOL!!"
(Rick Idol charges to the ring as Condo sets Nomad up for a tombstone off the apron. Idol runs around to the tables, throws the top
one over and stands between the remaining table and Condo! Idol yells at Condo to let Nomad go, while Condo waves at him to get out of the way)
JB : "What the hell?! Idol's stopping his friend from putting Nomad through the tables!! Condo is waving him away, but Idol's
not moving!... now Noamd's fighting out!!! Nomad's broken the hold, both men are standing on the apron trading punches!! Nomad
kicks Condo in the stomach... leg over the head, he wouldn't!!!"
BH : "HE WOULD!!"
JB : "HE IS!!! ROCKER DROPPER THROUGH THE TABLE to the floor!!! Jesus Christ, Condo's head just slammed into the floor
with Nomad's weight on it!!!"
BH : "That one move could turn the whole tide of this match!!"
(Idol grabs Condo by the shirt and yells into his face as Jade and Jazz both come over to the wreckage to try to pull their men out.
After he says his piece, Idol drops Condo and walks back to the dressing room. Jade pulls Condo up and rolls him into the
ring)
JB : "I don't know how Condo is even moving after that, but somehow he is. Jazz is helping Nomad back to the ring... Condo's
heading back to the apron, what does he have in mind?... Nomad's back in, here's Condo with a slingshot inside!! And a HURRACANRANA!!!
No, wait, Nomad's countering!! Nomad's walking him out to the center, Condo's trying to take him over... Nomad's hooked the right leg.. now the left leg, and he's dropped
Condo into a LIONTAMER!!! The crowd is going nuts, Condo's too far from the ropes to have the hold broken!!"
BH : "The pain on his neck must be excruciating!!"
JB : "He can't hold on much longer..... Nomad screams and WRENCHES back even harder, and CONDO TAPS!! Condo is tapping out, and the Kemper Arena has exploded!!"
RESULT:
Nomad d. 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior
(Liontamer -> submission at 15:26)
(The referee raises Nomad's hand in victory as 'Highway to the Danger Zone' blasts out over the PA system. Jade enters the ring to
help Condo to his feet as Nomad makes his exit. He notices the replay of Idol stopping the tombstone on the big screen and a
puzzled look comes over his face)
JB : "Nomad is as clueless as the rest of us about why Idol interfered here against his own friend."
BH : "Considering Idol's mental state these days, nothing he does should suprise us."
Parking Lot Match - No Submissions
"Black Demon" Jim Wuyin vs Bo Abobo
LARRY: "Our next match will be contested under PINFALL ONLY RULES, in the PARKING LOT OF THE KEMPER ARENA!! Introducing first, weighing in at 220 pounds and representing the Sickos on Parade, here is BO ABOBO!!!"
(Bo Abobo's new theme Zero the Hero's primordial grunts hit the air and Bo makes his entrance, swigging a beer. Discarding the empty beer can and belching, Bo sits on a car hood as the PA switches to play 'Becoming'. 'Black Demon' Jim Wuyin begins his walk towards Bo, recieving the same profanity laden welcome from the crowd that Bo recieved)
LARRY: And his opponent… weighing in at 226 pounds and hailing from Los Angelas, the leader of TEAM HELLFIRE, here is 'BLACK DEMON' JIM WUYIN!!!!
JB : "Black Demon is rushing in, he wants this one started!! Abobo meets him with a .. fireman's carry takedown!? Wuyin is up, Abobo drops him back down with a snap mare!! Bo pulling him up, another fireman's carry takedown!!"
BH : "I didn't know Bo knew any wrestling holds!"
JB : "Abobo with a back trip, Wuyin to the ground... Abobo DRILLS him in the face with right hand.. what the hell? Demon is holding his face!! Abobo doesn't hit that hard, cameraman, get a close up of Bo's fist."
BH : "Look, he had a NAIL in his hand!! He must've jabbed it into Wuyin's forehead!!"
JB : "Abobo has discarded the nail... Wuyin getting to his feet, I think I see a trickle of blood there on his face... Wuyin grabs Abobo's leg, and trips him down!! Bo hits the ground, Wuyin grabs him.. pulls up, and SIDE SUPLEXES Abobo right back to the concrete!! Wuyin pulls him up, but then trips him back to the ground again... and now RAKES his boots across Bo's eyes!! Wuyin drops and is STRANGLING Abobo with both hands!!"
BH : "Wuyin isn't afraid to take this match as far as Abobo wants it to go!!"
JB : "Abobo lurches forward and SLAMS Wuyin's head into a car bumper!! Bo is pulling himself up on the car... Wuyin turns back, Bo grabs him and slams him hard to the ground... Bo's pulled something from his boot, and he's STABBING Wuyin in the head with it!!"
BH : "What the hell was that, a drill bit?!"
JB : "Bo stows the object in his boot, blood is flowing freely from Wuyin's head now.. Wuyin is a bit stunned here, Abobo DDT's him to the ground... and there's a KNEE to the groin!! Wuyin is on his stomach now, Bo's standing over him... HOLY SH---!!!! Was that FIRE?!? There was a blast of fire in the ring, Bo barely dodged it in time!!"
BH : "Wuyin threw a fireball at Abobo from the ground!! This guy is nuts!!"
JB : "Abobo is stunned but not burnt... Wuyin comes in with a RUNNING SOMERSAULT SENTON!! Abobo was flattened to the pavement by that one... Wuyin ARM DRAGS Abobo down, there's a stomp... both men up, a tie-up... ABOBO SLIPS BEHIND!! Wuyin quickly MULE KICKS backwards, hitting Abobo in the groin!!!"
BH : "Quick thinking from Jim Wuyin there, Abobo was looking for one of those suplexes of his!"
JB : "Abobo is wandering around the lot, stunned... Wuyin is drilling punches into Abobo's head. Wuyin pulls Abobo to his feet, here's a whip towards a nearby pickup truck... reversal by Abobo, INTO A REAR WAISTLOCK.. OH MY GOD!! THROWING GERMAN BO-PLEX on the concrete!! Both men are down!!"
BH : "Fireballs, throwing german suplexes on concrete, these two are trying to kill each other!"
JB : "Abobo is up now, and he's mad!! Jim Wuyin is in bad shape after that suplex.... Abobo lifts him up.... DEATH VALLEY DRIVER ON THE GROUND!!! Abobo not going for a cover though, I think he's more interested in punishement!... Abobo's pulling Wuyin back to his feet... set for a suplex, and now a STEINER SCREWDRIVER!!!"
BH : "Did you see Wuyin's head bounce off the concrete!? Unreal!!"
JB : "Again Abobo is not going for the cover, now he's just sitting on Wuyin and pounding him with his fists!! There have been 0 pinfall attempts in this pinfall only matchup, I don't think either man gives a damn about pinning the opponent. Abobo is finally off of Wuyin, who looks to be all but out of it at this point."
BH : "Abobo is climbing up on that truck!!"
JB : "Bo Abobo is up on top of that truck's hood! Abobo gives a point to the sky... and then jumps into a MOONSAULT!! And Wuyin ROLLS TO THE SIDE, THE MOONSAULT MISSES!!! Abobo smacks the ground hard and bounces up to his knees!!! Wuyin is digging into his wrist tape for something... THERE'S ANOTHER FIREBALL!!!! Wuyin just BLASTED the stunned Abobo with a fireball!!! Bo is down, he's holding his face!!"
BH : "He's got to be blinded!"
JB : "Wuyin taking a moment to recover his wits... Abobo is still down. Wuyin over... he's not going for the cover, he's pulling Abobo to his feet... wait, Abobo slips behind!! Rear waistlock on, and a GERMAN BO-PLEX!!! Abobo rolling over, and there's a SECOND GERMAN BO-PLEX, this one sends Wuyin head-first into the truck fender!!! Wuyin flops over on his stomach from the impact!! Both men are down again, my god, there's a huge dent in that truck fender now!!!"
BH : "Instinct on Abobo's part, pure instinct. He had no idea where he was."
JB : "Bo is pulling himself up on the truck tires, but Jim Wuyin is not moving at all. Abobo's got some of his sight back, the referee is checking Wuyin.... that's it, he's waving it off! Wuyin has been knocked out!!"
RESULT:
Bo Abobo d. 'Black Demon' Jim Wuyin
(Double German Suplex -> CRITICAL at 10:23)
Best 2 out of 3 Falls
Destructo vs "The ICON" Rick Idol
LARRY: Our next contest is the BEST TWO OUT OF THREE FALLS!! Introducing first, weighing in at 244 lb. and hailing from the Motor City of Detroit, Michigan, here is DESTRUCTO!!!
(Destructo's heavy metal theme song ring out as the man makes his appearance. Destructo stalks to the ring and roars at the audience, which largely boos him out of the building. Destructo's theme is replaced 'Legend', prompting the fans to turn their attention to the entrance)
LARRY: And his opponent... weighing in at 244 pounds and hailing from Tokyo, Japan... here is "The ICON" Rick Idol!!!
(Idol is no nonsense in his walk to the ring, wearing a sneer of disgust towards Destructo. He looks very rough, unshaved and unrested. He rolls in under the bottom rope and the referee calls for the opening bell)
JB : "WHOA!!! Idol with a LEGEND KILLER to open the match, Destructo barely dodged it in time!! Idol turns, Destructo's got him by the head.. KNEE STRIKE to the face, and another!! Idol falls to the mat, Destructo follows in but Idol is quickly up!!"
BH : "Idol was going for the quick kill but it cost him, Jim!! One of those knee strikes busted him open!"
JB : "Blood is running down Idol's face, not a good sign in a long match but he doesn't seem to care. Idol kicks Destructo in the stomach, Destructo answers with a kick, Idol kicks again, Destructo kicks back!! Idol grabs Destructo and SLAMS him to the mat.. and then STOMPS him right in the groin!!"
BH : "I think our referee staff has leaving Idol alone as part of their training."
JB : "You must be right Buck, because Idol's dropped down and is PUNCHING Destructo in the face with both hands! Left, right, left, right, Destructo is covering up and the refree is too intimidated by Idol to do anything. Destructo rolls over and throws him off, I think the big man is pissed!! Both men are up, Destructo comes roaring in with more knee strikes, Idol goes to the mat... Destructo's got his feet... there's a HEAD BUTT to the groin!!"
BH : "Hitting in the nether regions is obviously not above Destructo, either."
JB : "Destructo pulls Idol up and CLOTHESLINES him right back down! Destructo is on fire here, he's stomping Idol into the mat... OH!! There's Idol with another low blow!! Destructo falls back against the corner."
BH : "Desperation tactic from the Pantheon leader there, Idol knows not to let an opponent like Destructo get on a hot streak."
JB : "Idol's clearing his head... here's a charge to the corner, but Destructo moves and SLAMS Idol into the buckles!! Destructo with a stomp, stomp, stomp, stomp again!!! Idol is on the mat! Destructo pulls him out, picks him up.. PENDULUM BACKBREAKER with authority!! Destructo now drops an elbow to the back of Idol's head, and another!!"
BH : "Desperation or not, I don't think the groin punch helped!"
JB : "Idol's backing away, he's kicking Destructo in the chest and the big man is just screaming at him... there's a blur, must've been a Nyman kick, Destructo's knocked back a step!"
BH : "Yeah, there is is on the replay, it was so quick it stunned Destructo!"
JB : "Idol's rushing in to press the advantage... Destructo catches Idol by the throat!! Destructo with a roar and a CHOKE SLAM!!!"
BH : "Destructo wasn't stunned for long, he's ripping Idol apart in there!"
JB : "Destructo pulls Idol up by the back of his tights... the fans are screaming for Destructo to kill him!! Destructo hooks the head back... lifts him up, and DDT'S Idol down hard!!!"
BH : "The Destructo Drop!!"
JB : "Destructo is screaming at the fans, they are eating this up! Idol is trying to get to his feet... Destructo runs in with a clothesline, Idol ducks the move somehow... wait, Destructo's grabbed him from behind!! IRON MAIDEN IS ON!!! Destructo is wrenching down hard on the move, but he's in the ropes!! The referee is making him break the hold!!"
BH : "Submitting could save Idol's life the way he's being brutalized in there."
JB : "Destructo pulls Idol up and SLAMS him down on his knee.... he's holding on, lifting up and there's ANOTHER backbreaker!!! Destructo dumps Idol to the mat, and he's just laying there like a fish out of water!! Destructo's looking to injure Idol here, he could just pin him but he's picking him up again!"
BH : "Nobody ever accused Destructo of being a nice guy."
JB : "Destructo whips Idol... no, reversal, Destructo somehow sent to the ropes by Idol... Idol puts his head down, mistake!! Destructo grabs him around the waist... spins and DOCTOR BOMBS Idol to the mat!!! Cover is on: 1---2----3!! Destructo takes the first fall!!"
RESULT:
Destructo d. "The ICON" Rick Idol
(Doctor bomb -> pinfall at 6:33)
JB : "This is bad for Idol, Destructo simply dominated that first round."
BH : "Maybe it's like Muhammed Ali's rope-a-dope: he wants to get him tired or something."
JB : "Are you calling Destructo a dope, Buck?"
BH : "Absolutely not!!"
JB : "The referee is calling for the bell to start the second round. Idol's patched up the cut on his face.. Destructo charges in.. Idol catches him in a side headlock and takes him over!! Destructo was stunned by that one! Idol's stomping away at Destructo's back, Destructo back up.. Idol slaps on another side headlock!! Destructo backs him into the ropes, whips him across... NO, Idol holds on to the hair and takes Destructo down again!"
BH : "This is very smart wrestling by Idol. Keep the pace slow, and try to make Destructo burn himself out. But he better watch it, one mistake with this and it's over."
JB : "Destructo's fighting to his feet.. he's throwing elbows into Idol's midsection, one, two, he's free of the hold! Clothesline thrown, ducked by Idol and there's a stiff SLAP to Destructo's jaw! The big man is stunned... and Idol picks him up and SLAMS him down to the mat... and there's another groin shot by Idol!!"
BH : "When is the referee going to do his job in there?"
JB : "Idol's grabbed Destructo by the arm to pull him up... Destructo pulls Idol in and CLOTHESLINES him down!! Holding on, pulls Idol up and HEADBUTTS him to the mat again!! Destructo's got the legs... there's the groin headbutt again!!!"
BH : "Note to self: never hit Destructo in the crotch, it just makes him mad. In fact, never hit him at all."
JB : "Destructo's pulled Idol up again, and CHOKE SLAMS him down with thunderous force!! That quickly the tide has turned, Destructo for the cover: 1----2..... KICKOUT at 2 1/2!! Idol at least still has his wits in there... Idol's fighting to his feet.. Destructo is circling him like a vulture.. Idol's throwing punches at Destructo now, jabs... he connects, Destructo throws a wild swing, Idol ducks it and clocks him again... maybe you were right about that Ali thing Buck, Idol looks like a boxer in there now!"
BH : "I'm always right."
JB : "Idol's peppering Destructo with punches.... Destructo barrels in and dead lifts Idol up!! He turns to the center.. takes a step and RELEASE POWERSLAMS him to the canvas hard!! Idol's not moving, I think he's done. Destructo's rolled him over... oh god, look at that hold!!!"
BH : "GOUMON HALF CRAB!!"
JB : "Destructo is screaming like an animal, he looks like he's trying to rip Idol's leg off!! The referee has seen enough, he's calling this one!! Destructo wins both falls in impressive fashion, he's starting to look like the Destructo of old again!!"
RESULT:
Destructo d. "The ICON" Rick Idol
(Goumon Half Crab -> ref stoppage at 4:06)
(Sorry Chris, this one was pretty damn one-sided)
JB : "Destructo's not releasing the hold in there."
BH : "Of course not, he's insane!"
JB : "The referee is calling for the bell again, but Destructo's ignoring it! Here comes ONSLAUGHT from the back!!"
(Onslaught rolls in the ring, but Destructo releases the hold and jumps out the opposite side to the floor before a confrontation. Onslaught tries helping Idol up while Destructo walks to the back, a satisfied sneer on his face. When Idol finally comes to his sense, he violently pushes Onslaught away from him!!)
Idol : "GET AWAY FROM ME, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP!!"
JB : "Idol is walking away from the ring, Onslaught is just standing there confused! First he basically cost Condo his match with Nomad, and now he's shoved away his supposed best friend! What's brought all this on, Buck?"
BH : "The pressure is getting to Rick Idol, and I think he's buckling under it."
MAIN EVENT
Light Heavyweight Title Match
Bane vs 'Ring Lord' Gan Wuyin
LARRY: The following contest is our MAIN EVENT, and is scheduled for one fall!"
(The fans jump to their feet as 'Metal Millitia' brings out 'Ring Lord' Gan Wuyin!)
Larry: "Introducing first the challenger... representing Team Hellfire and weighing in at 201 pounds, from Tokyo, Japan... here is 'RING LORD' GAN WUYIN!!!"
(Gan Wuyin walks to the ring, slapping hands with the fans that reach out for him. Soon, Wuyin's music is replaced by 'Hot Stuff' and the cheers are replaced by boos... the male ones, anyway)
LARRY: "... and his opponent... representing the Sickos on Parade and weighing in at 200 pounds, he is the EFW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, BANE!!!"
(Bane jumps out of the curtain when the announcer speaks his name, arms wide and smiling. He smiles and struts to the ring, stopping to let a few female fans touch him)
JB : "We've got both men ready here... collar and elbow tie-up, Wuyin throws some knees into Bane's midsection, the champion goes
down.. there's a lifting up SIDE SUPLEX!! Bane hits the mat hard, but he's up quick, there's a snap mare by Bane, another one
but Wuyin is up.. there's a big SLAM by Bane, and Bane drops the elbow on Wuyin's neck! Wuyin up now.. and Bane CHOPS him across
the chest!!"
BH : "Ouch, you could hear that one outside!"
JB : "Wuyin was knocked back by it, Bane's going for another.. Wuyin intercepts him with a BACK TRIP, and follows with a SOMERSAULT
SENTON!!! Bane quickly nips up, there's another CHOP, and Wuyin is staggered!! Bane snap mares him down.... and KICKS him in the groin!!
Come on, that's not nessesary!!"
BH : "I guess he's a Sicko after all. I was beginning to wonder what kind of self-respecting Sicko would actually WRESTLE."
JB : "Bane's hamming it up now for the ladies... Wuyin is back up now, there's that back trip again, and another SOMERSAULT
SENTON on the champion!! Wuyin pulls him up... Bane gets a knee into the stomach, he's got the arms hooked... DOUBLE ARM SUPLEX,
no, Wuyin blocks, and counters by back body dropping Bane over!! Wuyin has the legs.. there's a GIANT SWING!!"
BH : "Bane's two feet off the mat!!"
JB : "Wuyin drops Bane down, and he's dizzy! Bane's up.. there's another CHOP from the champion, another one coming.. no, Wuyin
grabs him in a side headlock!! Bane backs him into the ropes, there's a whip across the ring, Wuyin FLOORS Bane with a huge shoulder
block.. Wuyin hits the ropes, and there's a RUNNING SOMERSAULT SENTON that connects!! Wuyin's got Bane up, backs him into
the ropes... Bane reverses the whip into some kind of judo throw, and there's ANOTHER hit in the groin!! The fans are booing
Bane out of the building!!"
BH : "Those groin shots are really detracting an excellent match."
JB : "Bane's pulled Wuyin up... Wuyin jumps, HURRACANRANA!! 1-----2-----"
BH : "KICKOUT at the last second!!"
JB : "Both men are up... Wuyin jumps for another hurracanrana!! No, Bane catches him... and POWERBOMBS him to the mat!! 1---2---KICKOUT!!
Bane comes in with a clothesline... Wuyin slips behind, RING LORD SUPLEX!! No--- Bane flips out to his feet!! Bane goes for a grapple,
Wuyin slips behind again!! Ring Lord suplex attempted again, Bane hooks his legs and blocks!! Bane back down, he's grabbed Wuyin's
arm, trying to force him down to the mat!! Wuyin's fighting it... Wuyin quickly drops down, Bane goes forward off-balance, Wuyin
behind, RING LORD SUPLEX, CONNECTS!!!"
BH : "BANE'S IN THE ROPES!!"
JB : "The referee is forcing the hold to be broken!! What an amazing exchange!! Both men are somehow still going full speed here!!
Bane grabs Wuyin, lifts him up.... wait, Wuyin rolls him up!! 1-------2-------3!! 3!!"
BH : "No, Bane kicked out!!"
JB : "He kicked out a second too late!! Bane's up and asking the ref if it was really three, and it was!! We have a new champion!!"
RESULT:
'Ring Lord' Gan Wuyin d. Bane
(Small package reversal -> pin at 5:14)
NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!
JB : "That was a short match, but it was fast paced!! Wait, what's this now?"
(The referee tries to hand Gan Wuyin the belt, but Bane grabs it and decks the official! Bane calls for the house mic. Larry
hands it to him. Bane grins as he speaks)
Bane : "Slick, very slick. But we're not finished, I promise, and I can promise you it won't happen next time."
(Wuyin nods as Bane tosses him the belt, then throws the mic back to Larry and exits the ring. Wuyin holds the belt up high and the
fans cheer him on!)
JB : "We've got a new Light Heavyweight champion, and we're out of time!! See you at Armageddon 3, fans!!!"
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