EFW Sunday Night Massacre
Georgia Dome
Atlanta, Georgia
(The Georgia Dome is rocking with the sound of the assembled masses as EFW Massacre goes on the air!)
JB : "We're ready for action here in Georgia!! Hello once again, EFW fans! I'm Jim Biggins along side my longtime broadcast partner Buck Hammerstien!"
BH : "Hello, everyone!"
JB : "Two number one contenderships are on the line tonight!! We've got a huge tag team match, the Outlaws are in action three times, we're gonna see the debut of The Mangler and Steve Redmon, and we've got Nomad and Onslaught in the STEEL CAGE for our main event!! Here's the complete card!"
MAIN EVENT
EXPLODING CAGE DEATHMATCH, WINNER IS US TITLE #1 CONTENDER
Nomad vs Onslaught
Bo Abobo vs Destructo
The Texas Outlaws vs The Border Patrol
For Tag Team #1 Contendership
Sick & Sexy vs Scorpion/Paul Savage
The Texas Outlaws vs Jean Pierre/Maple Leaf
The Mangler vs Steve Redmon
Justin "Rattlesnake" Cross vs The Alberta Giant
Justin "Rattlesnake" Cross vs The Alberta Giant
The match started quick, as The Alberta Giant made his entrance, Cross and Widowmaker quickly attacked him from behind on the entryway. Both men laid into the giant with hard punches, and forearm blows to back and neck. The Giant was not happy however, and quickly overcame the surprise. He swiftly spun around, and started laying huge punches of his own into Cross. Both men brawled all the way down to ringside, where the Giant began to get the upper hand. He pushed Cross against the ring, and began slapping him across the chest. The echo was tremendous. The Giant then quickly tossed Cross into the ring. Widowmaker assaulted the Giant from behind with Cross's branding iron, and it stunned the man. He turned and began to brawl with Widowmaker on the outside. Widowmaker as slamming him with hard rights and lefts, and The Giant fired back with his own thunderous punches. The Giant grabbed Widowmaker, and shoved him backwards down the Aisle, when finally the bell sounded, as the big man entered the ring. Widowmaker made his way back down the Aisle, and grabbed the bucket of hot coals, and entered the ring. The Giant turned and saw him as he let loose with coals, spraying both Cross and the Giant!! Both men fell to the mat as Widowmaker exited the ring. Cross staggered up, followed by the Giant. Cross threw some right jabs, and on the fourth one the Giant countered. He grabbed him and sent him into the corner. He then followed with an avalanche press that nearly ripped the turnbuckle off the ring. Cross staggered out of the corner, amazingly still on his feet, and then fell face forward and landed flat on the mat. The Giant set up and attempted a diving head butt onto Cross, but Cross saw him, and as he fell forward, spit tobacco juice into the his eyes!! Cross then rolled out of the way, and the Giant fell flat on his face, rubbing his eyes. Cross, taking the opportunity to get a grip on the match began to lay the boots to the Giant. But The Giant didn't stop his rise to his feet. Cross quickly went to his corner, and reached underneath the ring, and grabbed his Branding Iron. He made his way back to the Giant, and slammed the Iron down over his head. It staggered the big man, but he turned and let out a tremendous bellow as he grabbed Cross by the Neck with his Right hand. Cross continued beating the Man with the Iron but it was too late, as The Giant sent him up into A ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM. He then descended for the pin! 1-2-3!
RESULT:
Alberta Giant d. Cross via pinfall at 6:13
The Mangler vs Steve Redmon
The bell rang, and both men circled the ring, loosening themselves up, before making the grapple. Redmon quickly responded by taking Mangler down with a Snap Mare, and following that up with a soccer kick to the back. Mangler clutched his back as he got to his feet. The men locked up again, but this time Mangler grabbed Redmon's arm, and spun around behind him, holding his arm to the middle of his back. Redmon fired back with an elbow, then reversed it by spinning around behind Mangler, where he locked him up for a reverse suplex. But Mangler flipped out of it, and when Redmon spun around, Mangler kicked him in the stomach and dropped him to the canvas with a DDT. The crowd applauded, as Redmon got to all fours, and shook his head, as if he was dazed. Mangler sprang off the ropes, and laid into Redmon with a Low Drop Kick to the side of his head! Redmon rolled over to twice, and got up to one knee, holding his jaw as he rose. Mangler was relentless however, and stayed on him. He shot Redmon to the ropes, and went for a Huracanrana, but Redmon had held onto the ropes, and Mangler jumped up and landed flat on his back. Redmon immediately laid into him with some hard stomps. Mangler was struggling to get up, but the boots to his back were keeping him down, and he was forced to roll to the outside. Redmon wasted no time in following, as they action switched t the outside. Redmon was throwing hard rights, and Mangler was absorbing them to the face. Redmon, sensing his opponent's unbalanced state, stepped back and laid Mangler out with a Dropkick! Redmon got up and signaled to the crowd, as he grabbed Mangler and rolled him back into the ring. Mangler waited for Redmon to get back inside and then surprised him with a drop toehold from nowhere, which was turned into a STF. Redmon winced in pain, and Mangler eventually released the hold. Mangler quickly got up, and ran to the opposite ropes. He vaulted of the middle rope, and landed hard onto Redmon with a picture perfect Moonsault. The ref counted 1-kick out. Mangler again rose before Redmon, and pulled his opponent the rest of the way, and set Redmon up for a suplex. Redmon countered, and reversed it into a snap suplex of his own. Mangler flopped off the mat, then quickly rolled under the ropes, and made his way around the ring. Redmon followed him out. Mangler pulled the chair out from underneath the timekeeper, and folded it for use. He lifted it above his head and slammed down upon Redmon!! Mangler then threw the chair into the ring, and grabbed Redmon, and began choking him with the camera cord! Redmon was turning red and he reached up and raked Mangler in the eyes, releases the death grip. Redmon gasped for air, then got to his feet and Mangler rolled into the ring. Mangler went directly for the chair, and had it high above his head, but Redmon caught him in the stomach with a kick. Then another, and Mangler dropped the chair behind him. Redmon signaled for the finish, and set Mangler up for a BRAINBUSTER on the chair! But Mangler blocked it!! From the same position he hoisted Redmon up and slammed him into the chair with a Michinoku Driver!! The ref counted 1-2-3!!
RESULT:
Mangler d. Redmon via pinfall at 7:59
The Texas Outlaws vs Jean Pierre/Maple Leaf
The match started of with Maple Leaf and Cross squaring off. They grappled, and Cross sent ML to the ropes. ML rebounded, and ducked Cross' clothesline attempt, and caught Cross with a Lariat of his own. Cross had the wind knocked out of him, as ML lifted him of the mat. ML slammed him to the mat and then tagged Jean Pierre. Maple Leaf then hit Cross with a running leg drop, before exiting the ring. Pierre put the boots to Cross, stomping him on the head and face, but Cross rose as it didn't even hurt him, and began throwing hard punches into the face of Pierre. Pierre staggered back on each hit, until he buckled back and fell, as Widowmaker blatantly entered the ring. The referee stepped in the way, but was quickly shoved out of the way. Maple Leaf also entered the ring, and chaos ensued with all 4 men in the ring! Cross was laying the boots into Pierre, as ML and Widowmaker slugged it out in the middle of the ring. The ref tried to make some semblance of order, but was hard pressed, cause he was mostly covering himself up, trying not to get clobbered. Widowmaker, who grabbed a chair and began to slam it into his knee, pulled out ML to the floor of the arena!! Cross wasn't faring as well however, as Pierre countered his punches, and thundered back with his own. Pierre had Cross staggering as he went to kick the man in the guts. But Cross countered, and Caught his foot! But Pierre countered that with a back brain kick! Cross staggered on hid feet for a second or two, and then fell face first to the mat. Widowmaker threw the chair aside, and went to lock on the Spinning Toe Hold on Maple Leaf. He grabbed Maple Leaf's foot, but ML began to struggle. He wrenched his foot from his grasp, and Slammed it into Widowmakers' jaw. Widowmaker staggered backwards towards the guardrail. Maple Leaf got to his feet, and grabbed the chair. He held it to his chest, and ran at Widowmaker, and Hit him with a FLYING CROSS BODY with a chair as incentive! Both men flipped over the guardrail, and lay there stunned. Meanwhile, Cross had recovered from the back brain kick and gotten to his feet. He and Pierre once again exchanged punches, neither man gaining on the other. On the outside, Widowmaker and ML began to stir, as Widowmaker made it to his feet first, and stomped ML back down to the ground. ML was laid out as Widowmaker climbed back over the guardrail and grabbed the chair. Cross saw this, and quickly kicked Pierre in the groin and motioned for Widowmaker to toss him the chair. The toss was made and Cross caught the chair, as ML had gotten to his feet. He jumped the guardrail and nailed Widowmaker from behind with a spinning heel kick to the back of his skull! In the ring, Cross lifted the chair high above his head, and went to bring it down as the referee stepped in the way! Cross argued with the ref as Pierre swiftly brought his forearm into his opponent's groin. Cross dropped the chair onto the mat. Pierre got to his feet and sent Cross to the ropes. He rebounded and Pierre caught him into a SPINEBUSTER onto the chair! Pierre wasted no time however, and he pulled Cross off the mat, and lifted him into the NORTHERN EXPOSURE TORTURE RACK!! Cross waved his arms in pain, and the ref called for the bell.
RESULT:
Maple Leaf/Jean Pierre d. Texas Outlaws at 25:35 via Northern Exposure
Widowmaker entered the ring after the bell, and both attacked Jean Pierre. Both Outlaws beat him senseless with the feet and the Branding Iron. Maple Leaf entered the ring and he too, was a victim of a brutal beating by both Outlaws. Widowmaker wrapped the bull rope around his neck and slung him over the top rope while Cross beat him senseless with the branding iron. Then security flooded from the back, and the Outlaws exited the ring.
Sick & Sexy vs Scorpion/Paul Savage
The match started with all 4 men in the ring at one time, brawling it out in the center. Weehawk paired against Scorpion and Bane with Savage. Weehawk and Scorpion were having just a straight fist fight, while Bane was losing the battle to a much larger Savage. Bane quickly took hold of the situation, and surprised Savage with a thumb to the eye. Savage stumbled backwards, trying to regain his sight. Weehawk promptly tossed Scorpion over the top rope, and made his way back to his corner. Bane pushed Savage back to the ropes, and began laying in brutal chops that echoed through the arena. Bane then grabbed then man, and sent him to the ropes, where he landed a drop toehold on Savage. Bane quickly sprang up, and began laying the boots into Savage, not allowing him to get up. Bane eventually pulled him up, and exposed his ribs as he tagged in Weehawk. Weehawk laid into Savages ribs with 3 quick punches, then as Savage stumbled forward bent over in pain, Weehawk slammed him in the head with an axe kick, and Savage fell to the mat hard. Scorpion jumped in the ring but the referee kept him back in his corner. Bane jumped into the ring, and both Sick and Sexy pounded Savage to the ground with stomps. Bane quickly exited, as the ref turned back around. Weehawk pulled Savage from the mat, and threw him hard into the Sickos corner, where he followed up with a flying body press into the corner. Savage crumbled to the mat, as Weehawk gave Scorpion the finger. Scorpion again came in the ring, but the ref once again held him back as Bane entered the ring. Sick and Sexy hit a double suplex on Savage, and then Bane jumped back out. Savage was hurting, but not out as he struggled to his feet where Weehawk awaited him. Weehawk threw a quick roundhouse kick, but Savage ducked it, and rose with amazing quickness with a kick of his own, knocking Weehawk on his ass. Savage stumbled backwards, and fell, almost to his corner. Scorpion and Bane were both looking for a tag as Weehawk and Savage headed for their corners. Weehawk made the tag just as Scorpion tagged Savage. Scorpion came in with devastation ferocity, attacking both members of Sick and Sexy with hard punches. Scorpion hit Bane, then Weehawk, then Bane, then Weehawk, until finally Weehawk stumbled and fell over the top rope, where Scorpion followed him out. Bane staggered in the ring, taunting scorpion to reenter the ring, as Savage rose behind Bane. Bane turned around, and Savage grabbed him in FRONT FACE DDT! Bane fell to the mat hard face-down and lay still, as if dead. Scorpion hammered Weehawk into the guardrail and rolled back into the ring. Bane never moved, Savage had knocked him clean out!
RESULT:
Savage/Scorpion d. Sick and Sexy via CRITICAL! at 10:43
(After the match, Willie O'Grady makes and appearance as Sick and Sexy try to leave. He has a mic and the belts, and taunts Scorpion and Savage while they two are in the ring)
O'Grady : "You guys say you're the tag team contenders? You're not even worthy to RUB my gold, laddys."
(O'Grady turns to Bane and Weehawk as they exit past him)
O'Grady : "Yeah, you LOSERS get the hell out of a real mans' presence."
(Bane and Weehawk looked honestly stunned. They both jump O'Grady from behind and beat him down to the ground. Weehawk takes the tag titles and slams them both into the crotch of O'Grady. He then gives him the finger and leaves)
The Texas Outlaws vs The Border Patrol
The Texas Outlaws made their way out first. When the music for the Border Patrol blared over the speakers, no one appeared from the curtain. The music stopped and the restarted. Again nothing. The music stopped again, and the Border Patrol came out to silence. Hannibal was dressed in a black uniform with gray highlights and a gray armband depicting a crossed hammer symbol. He had his hair slicked back and wore no mask or paint. Behind came a man dressed in all black except for a grey cape with the cross hammer symbol upon the back. On his face was a golden mask made of what looked to be actual gold, or gold plated metal. Both men came to the ring with the crowd at a dead silence. Both men entered the ring at the same time, and got right in the faces of the Texans, never saying a word. Cross threw the first punch at Lector, but was quickly blocked and countered by a quick thrust to the throat. Cross grabbed his throat, and stumbled backwards, and Lector quickly laid him out over the top rope with a quick lariat. Widowmaker threw a punch at the other man, and hit him square in the face, and hurt his hand upon impact of the metal mask. The man took off the mask, revealing that he was Wallace. He slammed the mask into the face of Widowmaker, and then ripped off the cape. Lector followed Cross outside, and quickly dropped on top of him, and began pounding him with his fists. Cross countered, by beating Lector with the Branding Iron he was holding. Lector rolled off of him, and got to one knee, with a snarl on his face. Lector then followed the refs orders, and went to his corner, as did Cross. Wallace and Widowmaker fought it out in the middle of the ring, brawling like they were in a bar. Both men threw hard lefts and rights, but neither man was rocked backwards. Wallace grappled with Widowmaker, and both men tried to get the upper hand. Widowmaker was pushed back into his corner, where Cross tagged himself in. Cross began pounding on the back of Wallace until he let go. Widowmaker made his exit, as Cross gained the upper hand on Wallace. Cross quickly slammed Wallace to the canvas, and dropped a fist on him. Cross then dropped down and began to choke Wallace, but was rudely interrupted by Lector, who savagely elbow dropped the back of Cross's skull. Cross quickly let go of his grip, and Wallace rose to his feet. He tagged in Lector, who quickly went to work on the fallen Cross. He pinned his arms to the ground, and beat the man upon the head and face with his fists, while the ref tried to pull him off. Lector rose, and got in the face of the referee, and then turned and slapped Widowmaker across the face. Widowmaker came into the ring, and Lector and Widowmaker quickly got into a heated fist battle, while Wallace got into the ring, and pummeled Cross without hesitation. Widowmaker grappled with H. Lector and threw him over the top rope, and quickly followed him out. Widowmaker grabbed the bullrope, and proceeded to beat Lector with it, but Lector grabbed it and whipped Widowmaker into guardrail with it. Widowmaker didn't take too kindly to this, and quickly rebounded, and leveled Lector with a big clothesline. Inside the ring, Cross had gotten one hell of a beating by Wallace, who was relentless, before the referee forced him out. Widowmaker rolled Lector back into the ring, and got back into his corner, and reached in for a tag. Cross was crawling towards his corner, while Lector got to one knee, and tried to shake the cobwebs. He got to his feet just as Widowmaker got the tag he was looking for. Widowmaker exploded into the ring, and he and Lector brawled in the middle of the ring. Lector grappled with Widowmaker, and whipped him toward Wallace, who caught him with a boot to the spine as he bounced off the ropes. He stumbled forward, and Lector scooped him into a K. DRILLER piledriving him into the mat. Lector then quickly made a cover. 1-2-3!!
RESULT:
Border Patrol(?) d. Outlaws at 27:14
The Outlaws once again attacked after the bell.... but this time the results were very different. Cross tried to ambush Hannibal with a steel chair, but Wallace intercepted him with a boot to the face. The chair hit the mat, and Hannibal wasted no time lifting up and drilling Cross onto the chair not once, not twice, but THREE TIMES. Wallace kicked Widowmaker out of the ring, then held Cross's arms to the mat while Hannibal beat him mercilessly with punches to the face. The rest of North of the Border hit the ring, seemingly confused by Hannibal and Wallce's dress and actions. Maple Leaf pulled Hannibal to his feet and started to ask questions, but Hannibal simply scooped HIM up and drilled him down into the mat!! Pierre and the Giant were stunned as Hannibal and Wallace turned on them as well, knocking them out of the ring to the floor. Hannibal and Wallace then left the ringside area the same way they came in: to silence.
Bo Abobo vs Destructo
Bo entered the ring first, and wasted no time to attack Destructo before his entrance was through. Bo landed several stiff stomps to Destructo as he attempted to climb into the ring. Bo and Destructo began to brawl, as Destructo threw some wild punches at Bo, giving him enough time to enter the ring, and defend himself. Both men continued to brawl, throwing punches at each other like they were taking no effect. Bo got the upper hand however, by ducking Destructos hard right hand, and spinning behind the man and THROWING RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX from nowhere! Destructo landed hard on his neck and head, and staggered as he rose from the mat, using the ropes to help himself up. Again, both men began to brawl in the middle of the ring, throwing punches like there was no tomorrow. A right punch from Destructo found its mark on Bo's forehead, and it actually staggered the hardheaded Bo backward to the ropes. Bo stumbled in and was caught by Big D in a standing powerslam!! Bo bounced up, but Destructo charged in and hit a big CLOTHESLINE that took Bo over the top of the ropes to the outside. Bo landed on his knees, and couched, waiting for Destructo to follow. As Destructo stepped through the ropes, Bo brought his forearm hard into the groin of Destructo, and rolled him back into the ring. Bo went for a pin, 1-2- and a kick out. Bo got up, and looked to the back for half a second, then continued to stomp Destructo. About this time, Condo crept down to the ring, trying not to be noticed by the referee, so he kept low. Bo reached down and picked Destructo up, and set him up on his shoulders. Bo then landed a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the big man. Destructo rolled outside the ring, and Bo pulled the ref aside, and complained about Destructo pulling his hair. Condo took the opportunity, and pounded Destructo's back with a chair. Condo then rolled him back into the ring, where Bo went for the pin again. 1-2 and barely a kickout. Bo pulled Destructo from the mat, and Bo went for more punches. Bo threw one, and Destructo countered, Bo threw another, and Destructo countered, staggering Bo back again. Destructo ran back to the ropes, and rebounded off the ropes, and leveled Bo with a huge forearm smash. Destructo picked Bo up, and went to put him into the IRON MAIDEN, but Bo held onto the nearby top rope, and Destructo stumbled backward, dropping Bo and knocking the ref down. Destructo looked down at the ref, and then back at Bo, who had gotten up. Bo quickly snapped Destructo in the face with a standing sidekick, knocking him backward, where Condo slammed the chair into the back of his head. Bo quickly went for the cover, as the ref came around. 1---2-----3!!
RESULT:
Abobo d. Destructo at 10:57
(Editor's note: Major upset here I think)
After the match, Bo and Condo walked out together, laughing the whole time. Destructo had gotten up, and was shaking the cobwebs as he noticed Bo doing his best Destructo impersonation, acting like Frankenstein. Destructo (who was really not that hurt) bounded over the top rope and chased both men out of the ringside area to the back.
MAIN EVENT
Nomad vs Onslaught
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"
('Road to Devastation' leds the monster Onslaught to the cage. He stalks down and simply stands, shaking, waiting for his opponent)
('Highway to the Danger Zone' causes an eruption from the crowd! Nomad comes running down to ringside weilding a chair, and leaps into the cage!)
Nomad came in on fire, swinging the chair and connecting with the charging Onslaught's head!! The big man was rocked back, and Nomad laid in a second shot, rocking him back further!! Nomad held the chair high, and the crowd let him hear it!! He then brought the chair CRASHING down on the head of Onslaught, this third strike sending him to his back and making the crowd go nuts!! Nomad poited to the downed Onslaught and then SMASHED the chair over the big man's chest!! Nomad then set the chair over Onslaught's face... then jumped and crushed Onslaught's head with a KING KONG KNEEDROP on the chair!!! Onslaught rolled over to the ropes and started climbing up them. Nomad didn't let up, he grabbed Onslaught by the back of the head and threw him face-first into the electrified cage!!
Onslaught bounced back out into the ring. Nomad didn't let up, he pulled Onslaught up to his feet and went for an irish whip... but Onslaught had had enough. He stopped short, grabbed Nomad's hand with both of his and with a roar SLUNG Nomad through the air!! Nomad sailed across the ring and slammed back-first into the cage!!! Nomad rolled under the bottom rope into the ring, his back shredded from the barbed wire on the cage. Onslaught grabbed Nomad by the foot and repeated the toss, sending Nomad flying into the opposite side of the cage head first!!! Both men were bleeding by this point, but Nomad was a bloody mess. The camera zoomed in on a huge dent in the side of the cage from where Nomad slammed into it as Onslaught dropped several HEAD BUTTS into Nomad's back. A buzzer suddenly went off, signaling to the crowd that the five minute mark had just passed!! Onslaught pulled Nomad up onto his shoulder with his opponent's feet in front of him. Onslaught then ran forward and tossed Nomad feet-first into the cage!! Nomad's right foot got tangled in the wire and the cage, sending voltage running through his body!! Nomad violently jerked his leg out of the wire, but was numb from the eletricity. Onslaught decided to go for the finish, pulling Nomad up by the throat. He lifted Nomad up for the DEVASTATOR, but Nomad fought out of it!! Nomad spun to the side and somehow managed to ARM DRAG Onslaught into the ring!!! The crowd went crazy, but Nomad looked up and saw the clock: 7:00!! Onslaught came in, but Nomad nailed a drop toehold that sent Onslaught head-first into the cage!!! Nomad then pounded his opponent on the back repeatedly, but Onslaught stood and shrugged him off. Onslaught tried to grab Nomad, but Nomad jumped forward into a JUMPING NECKBREAKER that floored the big man! Nomad went for the cover... 1---2--- KICKOUT!! The clock was up to 8:00!! Nomad grabbed the steel chair and repeatedly bashed the prone Onslaught with it!! Onslaught somehow got to his feet.. Nomad dropped the chair, grabbed his much larger opponent and somehow managed to NORTHEN LIGHTS BOMB him onto the chair!!!! A sure-fire win... 1----2---- KICKOUT!! Onslaught just would not go down!! The clock read 9:30!!! Nomad was desperate!! Nomad whipped Onslaught into the buckle, but Onslaught tried to intercept him running in with a CLOTHESLINE... Nomad ducked and ran up the turnbuckle.. he turned and grabbed Onslaught into the DANGER ZONE!!!! The crowd went berserk and Onslaught tried to throw Nomad off, but his balance was ruined and he went down in the hold in the center of the ring!!! The clock ticked down from 10..... 9..... Onslaught would not give in!!! 8.....7.....6.... Onslaught refused to submit!!! 5....4.......3.....2!!!! 1!!!!!
The the cage EXPLODED!!!! All the fans in the arena were blinded by the light and deafend by the noise. When the smoke cleared, all three men were down.... but NOMAD was the first to stir!! The crowd chanted his name as Nomad revived the referee. Onslaught lay still in center ring. The referee looked at him, checked him.. and awarded the match to NOMAD!!!
Nomad d. Onslaught at 10:26
(Ed's note: Wild finish!)
(Nomad mouted the turnbuckle and held his hands high in victory as the crowd chanted his name!)
JB : "Nomad is going on to face Painkiller next week!!! Scorpion and Savage against Messiah and Scarface!! We're out of time, fans!!! Seeya next week!!!"
Copyright EFW 2000