WCWF Arena
Stamford, Conn
6/12/99
(The WCWF Logo and intro is shown, and we segue directly to a shot of Maxwell Potterdam headed for the ring. He has a couple of impossibly huge security guards following him, as well as both Vermin and Sgt. Roy Wallace. A fan tries to throw a cup at Potterdam, but the security ogres drag him out of his seat, throw him to the ground, tazer him, then pick him up and drag him backstage. Potterdam hits the ring with some cue cards and a mic. The fans are loudly booing)
Potterdam : "Hello, WCWF fans!"
(The fans begin an 'EFW! EFW!' chant, as if to show Potterdam what they are really fans of. Potterdam, of course, ignores them)
Potterdam : "We've got a great show lined up for you tonight, but first I want to let you know that I have added a special grudge match to the card. This one goes WAAAY back, and will finally be setttled tonight! The Pantheon's own Executioner will finally get his shot at the Vigilantes' Rebel in this very ring! And to make sure there's no funny business, if ANY member of the Vigilantes comes out and attempts to interfere in the match, they will be SUPSENDED for the rest of the WCWF's stay in power!"
(The chorus of boos gets even louder at this announcement. Potterdam seems to like it)
Potterdam : "...And after the chaos from last Tuesday Night, I have appointed a special individual as Head of WCWF security... but he would rather be called the "Official Security Overlord" of the WCWF. His name is VERMIN! I have total faith that he'll keep all you bad eggs in line. Thank you for your time, and enjoy the show!"
(Potterdam hands the mic to Vermin and heads for the back)
Vermin : "Heh heh... all I can say is I'm really gonna enjoy the next few cards. As my first action as acting Security Overlord of the WCWF, I'm appointing Sgt. Roy Wallace as my First Lieutennant. He now has legal authority to beat the hell out of anyone in any WCWF arena that he wants to, including any of you stupid-ass fans. So let's here it for Roy!"
(Wallace holds his hands high, and the boos intinsify. A fan in the front row tosses a drink at Vermin. Vermin jumps through the ropes and chases the sprinting fan out of sight)
Jim Biggins : "Vermin? Head of Security?"
Buck Hammerstien : "What's next, Marty the Mauler as the head official?"
MAIN EVENT:
The Icon' Rick Idol vs. Captain Justice
Non-Title
EFW World Title Match
'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs Nomad or Wallace
WCWF Canadian Title Match
Warpath (c) vs Marty the Mauler
2/3 Falls Hardcore Title Match, $500,000 bounty, Striker suspended for 30 days if he loses, Weehawk gets an automatic rematch if he wins
Weehawk (c) vs. Striker
10-minute Deathmatch, Winner Faces Magnum later on
Nomad vs. Sgt. Roy Wallace
H-Pac Battle Royal - Winner gets a TV title shot
Mr. Wiggles, Goliath, Gangreen, Doomsday, HWO Destructo and Diablo
Rebel vs Executioner
The Masked Wonders vs. The Texas Outlaws
Rebel was not about to lay down for his larger opponent. Executioner was thrown off balance by Rebel's speed early on, allowing Rebel to land some quick basic offense culminating in a DDT which got Rebel a 2-count from the referee. From there, though, Executioner took over. He landed a lot of chops and suplexes, ending with a neckbreaker that got him a two count. Rebel then took over the offense and the two carried on like that for close to 8 straight minutes, neither gaining any serious advantage. Rebel sprang up to the top turnbuckle and came flying off with a SUPER HURRACANRANA, but Exec kicked out on two. Both men stood, and Rebel jumped and DROP KICKED Exec into the ropes, and then jumped up on his shoulders to try a VICTORY ROLL! But Exec held on, then fell forward and STUN GUNNED Rebel on the top rope!! Exec collapsed backwards onto Rebel, but still only got a two count. Exec grabbed Rebel and set him for another suplex, but Rebel flipped out and onto the apron behind Exec. Rebel used the top rope to SPRINGBOARD into the ring, but Exec caught him in mid-air with a STANDING SIDE KICK to the chin!! Exec then quickly fell on top of Rebel and finally got the three count.
Executioner d. Rebel at 9:21 via pinfall
(Note: Both guys were so spent that whoever got the pin/submission out of the ropes would win)
Non-Title
Masked Wonder #1 and Cross started this one out. Cross isn't the type to back down from anyone, but MW1 manhandled him in the opening minutes. MW1 repeatedly SLAMMED Cross, then bodily tossed him from one corner to the opposite one!! Cross quickly tagged out and Widowmaker came in, closing the size gap considerably! Widowmaker managed to rock MW1 back against the ropes with vicious PUNCHES, and with him off balance whipped him in setting up for the LARIAT FROM HELL! MW1 grabbed the ropes and stopped himself, tagging in MW2. Widowmaker then went to town on MW2, who couldn't seem to get any offense in! Widowmaker slammed him around the ring, hitting TEXAS JABS and SHOULDER NECKBREAKERS before tagging in Cross. Cross came in, grabbed MW2 from behind and landed a SNAKEBITE DDT!! Cross went for the cover, but it was broken up by MW1. Cross tagged in Widowmaker, and as the referee tried to force MW1 back into his corner MW2 punched Widowmaker in the groin! When Widowmaker went down, MW2 produced a DRILL BIT from his boot and STABBED him in the head with it!! MW2 hid the bit but the damage was already done as blood was flowing freely from a tear in Widowmaker's mask. MW2 then cleaned house with Widowmaker, landing nearly every suplex in the book on the texan. MW2 tried a submission and both partners came in the ring. After the hold was broken up, Cross took the oppertunity to spit a wad of TOBACCO JUICE into MW1's face! Cross turned to leave, but MW1 was enraged!! He followed Cross to the ropes, bashed him over the back and then WONDER BOMBED him over the top rope to the floor!! MW1 followed Cross to the outside, but Cross was out cold. Widowmaker crawled over to his corner to tag, but there was no one home. MW2 stomped Widowmaker down, then mounted the turnbuckle and landed a TOP ROPE LEG DROP!! Widowmaker wouldn't go down, though, he kicked out at two! MW2 whipped Widowmaker into the ropes, but Widowmaker reversed!! MW2 was sent in, and Widowmaker threw a LARIAT at him on the return... but MW2 ducked underneath! He grabbed Widowmaker from behind in a CHICKEN WING CHOKEHOLD, then SUPLEXED HIM onto his head!!! MW2 rolled Widowmaker over and locked on a katha-jime, and the referee called for the bell.
Wonders d. Outlaws at 7:40 via submission
(MW1 KO'd Cross with the Wonder Bomb at 7:20 leaving Widowmaker to wrestle alone)
H-Pac Battle Royal
Winner gets a TV title shot
(The H-Pac filed out to the ring. Hannibal came in last, along with a man who was shrouded in a cloak. Vermin looked under the cloak to see who it was. Hannibal whispered something into Vermin's ear, and Vermin's face shifted into a perverse smile. He waved the two on and they were at ringside for the whole battle royal. Vermin pulled out a radio and barked some orders into it)
The bell rang, and all of the H-Pac members stood in the corners while Mr. Wiggles charged Gangreen. The scared ball of lard tried to jump over the top and eliminate himself, but Wiggles grabbed his pants and pulled him back in the ring. In the process, he pulled Gangreen's pants down and caught a face full of green rear. The rest of the H-Pac looked disgusted, but it just enraged Mr. Wiggles. Wiggles pounded Gangreen down to the mat, then just kept bashing and bashing him until Gangreen managed to roll over on his back. Wiggles then wrapped both hands around his neck and started choking him and banging his head on the mat. Gangreen moved his head down and BIT DOWN on Wiggles' right hand! This just further enraged Wiggles to the point where he started full out punching Gangreen right in the nose with both fists, then started pounding him with double-fisted hammerblows to the head. Soon, Gangreen stopped fighting back but Wiggles contiuned to beat him. Hannibal gave the H-Pac a signal and they dragged Mr. Wiggles off of Gangreen. While the rest restraied the frothing Wiggles, HWO Destructo rolled Gangreen over the top rope and out. HWO Destructo soon followed him, as did the rest of the H-Pac, leaving Mr. Wiggles as the winner.
WINNER : Mr. Wiggles at 3:52
(Note: This is the way Tim and Brad wanted it done, the actual thing ended with Wiggles d. Goliath at 8:52)
(As soon as the bell rang and Wiggles was announced as the winner, the H-Pac and the mystery man jumped up into the ring. Vermin appeared at the entryway with Bo Abobo and Rick Idol as Hannibal grabbed the house mic)
Hannibal : "Alright, alright, settle down brothers. Now that we've got all that unpleasent business over with.... I see Rick Idol is standing out here... well that's good, because I've got someone here who is just DYING to appear on WCWF television!"
(Hannibal pulled the cover off, and HOLLYWOOD HOGAN was underneath! Bo Abobo beagn sauntering down to ringside. Hogan tried to speak into the mic, but Hannibal jerked it away from him)
Hannibal : "Alright brother, hold up..... now for the reason we brought you here. You see, Big Wiggles and I decided that it's time to trim the fat in the H-Pac... so take THIS you old bastard!!"
(Hannibal dropped the mic and BASHED HOGAN OVER THE HEAD!! The H-Pac quickly began putting the boots to the old man. Bo jumps in the ring and does a DOUBLE GERMAN BO-PLEX on Hogan while Hannibal picks the mic back up)
Hannibal : "This is for being OLD!!"
(Hannibal stomps Hogan over the head, then hauls him to his feet and gives him a K-Driller. Mr. Wiggles then gives him a Send in the Clowns)
Hannibal : "And this is for pretending to wrestle, and for joining that retarded Wolfpac! You turned your back on us to help out those fudge packers in the WCW! Never turn your back on the H-Pac! And here, this is for being OLD!!"
(Hannibal drops down and applies the TENDERIZER on Hogan. After a good thrashing, he stands up. Goliath produces a body bag and Bo stuffs Hogan in it, then carries him down to Vermin and Idol. Hannibal suddenly turns deadly serious)
Hannibal : "Hey Idol, he's all yours brother. I want all of you watching to witness this, because tonight is just the beginning. Phase One of my master plan was In The Flesh. Phase Two was last week, I'll let you figure out what I'm refering to... and this was Phase Three. The plan will be continued next week, and then all will be as it should be."
(Idol smiles and takes the bag from Bo, then dissappears backstage)
Nomad vs. Sgt. Roy Wallace
10-Minute Deathmatch, Winner faces Magnum later
Newly-crowned security lieutennant Roy Wallace was introduced first, accompanied to the ring by Vermin. Vermin patted him on the shoulder repeatedly as the crowd booed them out of the building. The roof blew off when Nomad was introduced!! The two were locked in the cage and the match began, but Wallace smuggled his NIGHTSTICK into the ring! Wallace JAMMED the end of it into Nomad's stomach, then BASHED it over his head, knocking him to the mat!! This led to a match that was totally dominated top to bottom by Wallace. Wallace used his nightstick to choke Nomad and bash him. Vermin stood on the outside and shouted instructions to Wallace which he followed, such as where to hit Nomad for maximum effectiveness and how to use the stick properly. Wallace repeatedly tried to get Nomad to touch the cage, but Nomad always managed to squirm out before he could do it. Wallace dragged Nomad into the corner and stomped him down, then put a boot on his throat and choked him. Wallace backed out and WHIPPED Nomad hard into the corner, then used the nightstick and BASHED him in the face with it when he came stumbling out. Vermin laughed and applauded outside while the fans gave him hell for it. Vermin gave Wallace a signal, and Wallace nodded sadisticly. Wallace dragged Nomad to his feet and backed him up to the ropes... he then WHIPPED NOMAD INTO THE CAGE..... BUT NOMAD REVERSED!! Wallace went running face-first right into the electrified cage!!! The blast blew him backwards, right into a Nomad schoolboy rollup!! The referee counted 1--2---3!!!! The crowd went berserk, Nomad had stolen the victory from Wallace!!
Nomad d. Wallace at 6:39 via pinfall
(Note: Wallace beat Nomad down for almost 5 whole minutes, then Nomad
pulled off a truly superheroic comeback and won)
Vermin quickly stormed the cage after the juice was turned off. The timekeeper rang the bell a few times, but it didn't stop Vermin from grabbing Nomad. He lifted Nomad for a vertical suplex, but then dropped him into a SHOULDER NECKBREAKER!! He then grabbed Nomad and torpedoed him head-first into the cage!! The Vigilantes hit the scene quickly, but Vermin and Wallace were allowed to leave due to their new positions. Vermin laughed at Nomad as the Vigilantes tended to his injuries. Would he be able to win the title later on?
2/3 Falls Hardcore Title Match, $500,000 bounty, Striker suspended for 30 days if he loses, Weehawk gets an automatic rematch if he wins
Striker was out to prove a lot to people here as he took on the Hardcore champion. Weehawk brought his bag to the ring as usual, and was wearing a trenchcoat. As soon as he slid into the ring, before he could even stand up, Striker repeatedly BASHED Weehawk over the back with a chair he had brought with him to the ring!! Weehawk managed to cover his head, but that was about it. After close to ten swings, Weehawk was down on the mat and appeared out. Striker quickly discarded the chair and went for the cover! The referee counted, but somehow Weehawk kicked out at the last second! Striker stood and pulled Weehawk to his feet. He attempted a whip to the ropes, but Weehawk reversed it and whipped Striker in. Striker threw a clothesline, but Weehawk ducked, and when Striker rebounded again Weehawk threw a handfull of POWDER into his face!! Striker stumbled back, blinded!! Weehawk then reached into his trench pocket and pulled out a GOLF CLUB!! He measured Striker, then swung the club!! It SLAMMED hard into Striker's throat!! Striker fell to the mat clutching his throat. Weehawk set up next to Striker's head as if to do a golf swing, then brought the club back and swung it down hard into Striker's temple!! Striker rolled over and grabbed his head. Weehawk discarded the broken golf club and went to his bag for another weapon. Striker was given time to recover as Weehawk pulled a pillowcase out of his bag and dropped a BRICK into it!! Striker came up from behind Weehawk and SHOULDER BLOCKED him into the turnbuckle, then grabbed him from behind in a GERMAN SUPLEX!! Weehawk held on to the weapon and kicked out at two! Striker pressed the advantage! He rocked Weehawk backwards with CHOPS and PUNCHES, then whipped him to the ropes! Striker went for another clothesline, but Weehawk ducked underneath and BLASTED Striker in the back of the head with the brick!! Striker crumbled to the mat like a puppet with the strings cut. Weehawk rolled him over and the referee counted 1,2,3.
Weehawk d. Striker at 4:21 via pinfall
Weehawk refused to give Striker any rest between the rounds. Knowing he couldn't be DQ'd, he spent the 30 seconds STOMPING Striker around the ring. Striker was starting to recover his wits. Weehawk dumped the broken brick out of the pillowcase and grabbed a POOL CUE BALL out of his trench pocket, but before he could drop it in Striker AMBUSHED him from behind with a RUNNING BULLDOG!! Weehawk held fast to his weapons, but Striker wouldn't let him use them. Weehawk got to his feet, and Striker straight out kicked him in the groin, causing him to bend over, then nailed him with a GUILLOTINE ACE CRUSHER!! The crowd was going wild as Striker jumped up the turnbuckle to go for his trademark body splash...... but Weehawk still had the cue ball in his hand! When Striker made it to the top and turned to face the ring, Weehawk sat up and THREW the ball at Striker!! It slammed into his forehead with a sickening thud and then rocketed out into the audience. Striker fell back into a sitting position on the top, and Weehawk quickly climbed up himself! Weehawk grabbed the stunned Striker, set him up, then jumped back and PILE DROVE him OFF THE TOP!!! Weehawk draped an arm over Striker, and got the three count. Striker was gone for thirty days.
Weehawk d. Striker at 1:34 via pinfall
Warpath (c) vs. Marty the Mauler
WCWF Canadian Title Match
(Marty grabs the house mic before the match starts)
Marty : "Alright... I've let you parade around in my belt long enough, Warpath. Come over here, lay down, and let me take it back."
(The crowd was booing Marty out of the building. Warpath stood with his hands on his hips, wondering if Marty was serious or not. Marty quickly lost his temper)
Marty : "Goddamit, I said do it NOW!!!!!"
Warpath walked over to the fuming Mauler... and SIDE KICKED him right in the mouth!! Marty went down hard, but bounced right up! Warpath CLOTHESLINED Marty back down and then dropped a KNEE into his face!! Warpath pulled Marty to his feet and whipped him into the ropes and threw a LOBOTOMY KICK, but being the veteren he is Marty grabbed the top rope and slid out of the ring, avoiding the move. Warpath followed Marty out! Marty begged off and backed away, luring Warpath in. Warpath took the bait and threw a BACK SPIN KICK at Marty, but Marty ducked and Warpath's leg impacted the ring post!! A crunch was heard and Warpath fell to the ground, holding his shin. Marty was immediately all over the leg, kicking and stomping it. He rolled Warpath back in the ring and worked the leg over some more, draping it over the bottom rope and jumping on it. On the third jump, Warpath shifted and got his left foot up into Marty's crotch!! Warpath pulled himself up while Marty was stunned. When Marty turned around, Warpath threw another LOBOTOMY KICK, but it was slow and Marty caught his leg, twisting it down and locking on an arm-over-shin bar submission. Warpath screamed, but did not tap out. Fearing serious injury, the referee stopped the match and awarded the title to Marty. Marty didn't release the hold right away, as if to teach Warpath a lesson. When the referee handed Marty the belt, he released the hold and helped Warpath to the locker room.
Marty d. Warpath at 7:22 via pinfall
NEW CHAMPION!!
'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs. Nomad
EFW World Title Match
The two biggest fan favorites in EFW history clashed head-to-head in this one! Nomad came out obviously favoring his neck. Unfortunatly for him, Kyle Magnum is not a man to whom the word 'mercy' has a meaning. Nomad came out of the blocks strong, but Magnum absorbed his offense and returned it tenfold. Going straight for the damaged neck, Magnum landed a SHOULDER NECKBREAKER, then pressed Nomad over his head and DROPPED him on the top turnbuckle! Nomad tried a whip to the ropes, but magnum reversed it and LARAITED Nomad out of his boots. Nomad wouldn't give up, though. He threw some quick shots into Magnum's torso which stopped the big man for a second, then set him up for a SUPLEX... but Magnum reversed it into a CALM BEFORE THE STORM Steiner Screwdriver which further damaged Nomad's neck. A GRAVEDIGGER later the first round was over.
Magnum d. Nomad at 3:58 via pinfall (Gravedigger)
Both men were given the usual rest period between rounds, in which Magnum simply stood and watched Nomad hold his neck. As soon as the bell rang, Nomad SPRANG out of his corner and ran straight at Magnum!! Nomad performed a HANDSPRING ELBOW, but Magnum ducked out of the way and LEVELED Nomad with a lariat that practically folded him in half. Magnum grabbed Nomad and sat him on the top turnbuckle, then CHOKE SLAMMED him down. Not one to end things easily, Magnum then lifted Nomad up and brought him crashing down in another GRAVEDIGGER. The three count was academic.
Magnum d. Nomad at 1:49 via pinfall (Gravedigger)
(Note: Sorry Steve, I didn't want to script it this bad, but as the short times
show Nomad really got mauled by Magnum in this one)
'The Icon' Rick Idol vs Captain Justice
Non-Title
Idol was once again given a grand entrance that included fireworks, video clips on the big screen, and an entire choir singing his music. The first minute or so of this one was spent with both men trying to gain a quick advantage. Idol tried to go for cheap shots but couldn't land one while CJ tried to over power Idol which Idol escaped from. CJ reversed an Idol whip to the ropes and caught the returning Idol into a huge SIDEWALK SLAM that the fans erupted for!! CJ pulled Idol into a headlock, then slammed him with a COCONUT CRUSH that dropped Idol to the mat. CJ jumped up in the air and tried a LEG DROP, but Idol quickly rolled out of the way and CJ landed hard on his rear. Idol jumped to his feet and KICKED the seated Captain right in the mouth, knocking him down. Idol dropped to the mat and CHOKED CJ until the ref made him break at the four count. Idol then set up to whip CJ into the corner, but again CJ reversed it and sent Idol in. CJ ran in behind him, but Idol RAN UP the buckles instead of hitting them, then jumped off backwards and landed a TORNADO DDT on CJ!!! The fans were booing him as Idol stood to dust off his hands. Idol gave Onslaught a signal. The monster grabbed the referee with one hand and slid Idol a chair with the other. Idol set the chair on the mat and set up for THE FASTEST DDT IN THE WORLD!! But CJ lifted him up and brought him down in an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! In desperation, CJ grabbed Idol and with a loud scream and slammed him down on the chair with the VIRTUE BOMB!!! The crowd went berserk!! CJ was rolled over and didn't hold the VB for the pin... but when the referee turned around, Idol was out!!!
Captain Justice d. Idol at 3:41 via KO (Virtue Bomb CRITICAL)
JB : "Captian Justice did it!! He pulled off the upset win!!"
BH : "Yeah, but here comes Onslaught, and he doesn't look happy!!"
(Onslaught entered the ring behind CJ. He spun CJ around and delivered a DEVASTATOR on the steel chair!! He set up to do another one, but THE US MARSHALS came to CJ's aid, running Onslaught and Idol off. The camera fades on the shot of McCarty and Osborne checking on the downed but victorious Captain Justice)
