Madison Square Garden
New York City, New York
4/30/99
(A montage of clips is shown from the TV title tournament. Clips of Nomad defeating Cletus, Weehawk defeating Kyle Magnum, Marty the Mauler defeating Rick Idol and Antonio Mazarini applying the Silencer to Hannibal Lecter are shown. A graphic is shown with all four men's pictures on it, one in each corner, with a large question mark in the center. Then the logo explodes into a shot of the packed MSG!!)
Jim Biggins : "Welcome everyone to MADISON SQUARE GARDEN!!! Welcome to EFW FRIDAY NIGHT MASSACRE!!! And tonight the show is almost certainly going to live up to it's name as we have a card that makes most of those Monday night shows look like a slap fight at a Girl Scout meeting!!!"
Buck Hammerstien : "Screw that, Jim, this show's better than their Pay Per Views!!"
JB : "The EFW Television Title will be awarded to someone TONIGHT! We also have the Hardcore title on the line as Weehawk faces Warpath. Warpath has to be considered Weehawk's toughest challenge yet, but can he stop Weehawk's amazing streak?"
BH : "Last week's cruiserweight title match blew the roof off the Hara Arena in Dayton, and this week we are set to surpass even that as Kurt 'Sky' Walker, 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior and 'Lucky Dog' Micheal Luciano will brawl for it all in a STEEL CAGE!! CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE THREE WAY DANCE!!"
JB : "But we're not stopping there!! Scorpion and 'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum are going to battle it out for #1 contendership for the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!! HWO Destructo is in the house as well, will he and the H-Pac play a role in deciding who he will face?"
BH : "There are teams of paramedics and even a county coroner in the backstage area right now because we have the Pantheon's Executioner taking on the H-Pac's Gangreen in a WEAPONS DEATHMATCH!! The cage timer is set for 5 minutes, we could lose them both right here live!!!"
JB : "In the fine tradition of the no-nonsense, ass kicking Texas wrestling style of such legends as Stan Hansen and Terry Funk, tonight we will see the EFW debut of JUSTIN 'RATTLESNAKE' CROSS and THE WIDOWMAKER as the two fight each other for the HWA-South BRASS KNUX CHAMPIONSHIP!! The Masked Wonders have made fun of these two already, and they are here tonight!! Will they get involved??"
BH : "Masked Wonders? Give me a break, Jim. You don't actually believe that crap, do you?"
JB : "Hold on a second, Buck... I'm getting a signal from the back... ok fans, I'm being told that we're going to go to the ring, Interim President Walters has something urgent to tell the fans! Something about a title match?"
(The EFW theme comes over the airwaves as Interim President Walters makes his way to the ring.... followed by Hannibal Lecter and HWO Destructo!! Walters has a disgusted look on his face, while Hannibal and Destructo are smug. Hannibal has a rolled up paper in his hand and Walters has a microphone. When they reach the ring, Walters addresses the fans)
Walters : "Welcome one and all to another night of great EFW action!! The reason I'm out here running my mouth is we have TWO, yes that's right TWO important changes to the card tonight. I'm happy to say that the first change involves the signed and ready VINCENT GIOVANNI VS MR. WIGGLES match that was inadvertently left off of this card. Well, those two are HERE TONIGHT, and that match WILL TAKE PLACE!!!!"
(The fans voice their approval at this announcement!!)
JB : "WOW!! We've just added ANOTHER blockbuster match to tonight's card!!"
BH : "Wait a second, Jim. That's great, but what's Hannibal looking so happy for? This can't bode well."
Walters : "Now, for my second announcement......"
(Walters looks at Hannibal Lecter with malice)
Hannibal : "Tell 'em, brother! Tell 'em or I will!"
Walters : "Fine, fine... Fans, what Hannibal is holding in his hand is the official contract that states that HWO Destructo will meet the winner of tonight's #1 contenders match between Kyle Magnum and Scorpion... what Hannibal failed to mention to me or the any of the other EFW officials is that there is a clause in that contract that states that whoever wins that match will get his title shot.... but it must take place THE SAME NIGHT as the #1 contenders match. In other words, tonight's main event is being changed into a DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! Whoever wins the #1 contenders match will move on to face HWO Destructo in this very ring for the EFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE!"
JB : "DOUBLE MAIN EVENT!!!! Someone's getting a heavyweight title shot TONIGHT!!!"
BH : "Something stinks to me, Jim. This is just Hannibal trying to protect his chump, he knows whoever wins that match is going to be so beat up they'll be at a serious disadvantage in the title match."
JB : "Either way, we're going to see it all LIVE TONIGHT!!!"
DOUBLE MAIN EVENT:
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TELEVISION TITLE MATCH |
WORLD TITLE MATCH |
TV Title Tournament Semi-Finals
Weehawk vs 'The Gentleman' Antonio Mazarini
Nomad vs. Marty the Mauler
'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs. Scorpion
Heavyweight Title #1 Contenders Match
Weehawk (c) vs. Warpath
Hardcore Title Match
Kurt 'Sky' Walker (c) vs. 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior vs. Micheal Luciano
Cruiserweight Title 3-Way Dance
The Widowmaker (c) vs. Justin 'Rattlesnake' Cross
HWA Sanctioned Texas Brawl for the Brass Knucks Championship
Executioner vs Gangreen
Weapons Deathmatch
Vincent Giovanni vs Mr. Wiggles
No Rules, Fall Count Anywhere
Weapons Deathmatch
Gangreen entered the cage for this match with a bag of midevil weapons and immediately THREW the whole bag at Executioner!! Swords, maces, hammers and knives all clattered around the ring as Executioner hit the mat to avoid the bag. Gangreen started his chainsaw up and ran screaming at Executioner, but Executioner managed to get his axe up in time to PARRY the blow!!! Sparks flew as the chainsaw chain ground against the metal blade of the axe!! Executioner threw Gangreen back and then came in with an OVERHEAD SWING with his axe!! Gangreen brought his saw up to block the stroke, but the axe went through the chainsaw like a hot knife through butter sending gears and plastic shards everywhere!! Executioner stumbled backward to avoid being hit while Gangreen grabbed a MACE off of the mat. Gangreen charged in with the mace raised... but Executioner side stepped and KICKED Gangreen in the stomach at the last second!! Gangreen's momentum carried him forward and INTO THE CAGE!! Electricity snapped and Gangreen flew backwards to the mat. Executioner pressed the advantage by grabbing the mace from Gangreen and BASHING it over his back repeatedly!! Executioner hauled Gangreen to his feet and then WHIPPED HIM into the cage again, this time smoke was coming off of Gangreen's back! Exectutioner pressed his advantage by pushing Gangreen back into the corner and laying in CHOP after CHOP until the green mammoth fell. Exectutioner gave the sign to end it as Gangreen lay on the mat, prone. He rolled the his massive opponent over and locked him into the LAST CHANCE STRANGLEHOLD!!! Gangreen was kicking and fighting to escape. They were near the ropes though, and although that doesn't matter in this match, they were also near the cage... Gangreen stuck his foot under the ropes and TOUCHED IT TO THE CAGE!!! Electricity surged through both men and Executioner released the hold in agony. Both men lay out for a few seconds, trying to recover. Gangreen grabbed a pair of spiked gloves and slipped them on while Executioner grabbed his axe from the mat. Executioner pulled the axe up above his head for the killing blow, but Gangreen grabbed him into a COBRA CLAW CHOKE with the SPIKED GLOVES!!! Executioner dropped the axe behind him and fell to the mat under Gangreen's weight. Executioner fought the hold, but the spikes were digging into his neck and blood was starting to flow. When the referee saw the blood coming out of Executioner's neck, he called for the bell.
Gangreen d. Executioner at 4:08 via submission (Cobra Claw)
TV Title Tournament Semi-Final
Giovanni and Luciano accompanied Mazarini to the ring for this match, while Weehawk was alone. But before the bell rang, Kurt Walker and Vic Jones made their way to ringside. The Blood Brothers made it very clear that no interference would be allowed, and the four almost started brawling on the outside. The bell rung, and Weehawk ran and jumped at Mazarini like a human torpedo!! Maz quickly dodged to the side and Weehawk slammed into the turnbuckles! Mazarini was all over Weehawk after the mistake. Picking Weehawk up, Maz slammed his back into the corner and BODY PUNCH RUSHED him, then grabbed and DDT'D him to the mat!! Walker and Luciano then got into a scuffle on the outside that distracted the referee for a second. A second was all it took for Weehawk to pull a SICKLE out of the back of his tights! He stood up and SMASHED the handle into Mazarini's gut, then AXE KICKED him down to the mat!! Weehawk cut Mazarini's forehead open with the sickle and then tossed it to the outside right as the referee turned around to pay attention to the match again. Mazarini was blinded from the blood running into his eyes. Weehawk pulled him to his knees and STEP KICKED him three times in the face! Maz fell to the mat, and Weehawk ground the HEEL of his boot into the jagged cut on Mazarini's forehead!! Mazarini yelled out in pain while Weehawk let out a sick laugh. While doing this Weehawk noticed Vic Jones on the outside making balloon animals and setting them on the apron. Weehawk immediately left Maz alone and went to pet the balloon animals. Mazarini took the chance to recover. He whiped the blood from his eyes and came up behind Weehawk, picked him up and delivered a PENDULUM BACKBREAKER!! Mazarini quickly followed up with a JUMPING DDT and went for the cover: 1...2...KICKOUT!! Maz pulled Weehawk up and RUNNING POWERSLAMMED him down, and gave the sign for the SILENCER!! The scuffle outside the ring then degenerated into a full-fledged brawl as Walker attacked Luciano and Jones attacked Giovanni. Walker tried to enter the ring and the referee moved to stop him. Mazarini tried to apply the SILENCER, but Weehawk's mask was in the way!! Maz ripped the mask off to reveal Weehawk's painted face, and Weehawk SPIT a stream of SALT WATER into Mazarini's face!! Maz screamed and stumbled backwards, clutching his forehead. Weehawk stood and pounded Mazarini to the mat with his new Kenka Rush finisher, the EDGECRUSHER!! Weehawk fell on top of Mazarini and screamed at the referee, who dropped for the count: 1....2....3!! Weehawk had advanced to the finals!!
Weehawk d. Mazarini at 7:29 via pinfall
Justin 'Rattlesnake' Cross vs The Widowmaker
HWA Sanctioned Texas Brawl for the Brass Knucks Championship
Cross's music played, but he didn't come through the curtain. The camera feed suddenly cut to show Cross's dressing room. The door was busted off the hinges and Widowmaker had Cross pinned down on the floor, bashing his head in with a LOCKER DOOR!! Cross rolled over and threw Widowmaker off, then hurried to his feet as Widowmaker followed. Cross tried to charge Widowmaker but instead ran into a BIG BOOT that knocked him backwards against the wall. Widomaker screamed and ran straight for Cross, taking him THROUGH the sheetrock wall and into the next room!!! The camera lost sight of them for a minute or two, until the locker room door exploded outwards in splinters as Windowmaker came flying head-first through it!! Cross came charging out after, carrying a folding chair! Widowmaker landed in a pile of wooden pallets. Cross ran over, pulled the chair above his head and SMASHED it down on Widowmaker's back!! Cross dropped the bent chair and walked a short way down the hall to find a better weapon. Widowmaker stood up and RUNNING TACKLED Cross over a refreshment table and onto the floor of the consession area!! Widowmaker grabbed a metal coffee pot off of the table and started BASHING it over Cross's head!! Widowmaker wrapped the pot's cord around Cross's neck and hauled him to his feet, then CHOKE SLAMMED him throught the remains of the table!!! Widowmaker left Cross laying in the wrecked table and went back to the dressing room, and when he returned he had his BULLROPE!! He wrapped the bullrope around Cross's neck and dragged him out near a table where some EFW superstars where grabbing food. Widowmaker ran and SLUNG Cross over a table into the wall and through a giant pyramid made of donuts!! The Masked Wonders were standing next to the table. MW 2 had a donut in his hand.
MW 1 : "Hey, what the hell, man??"
MW 2 : "You killed the donuts!"
Widowmaker turned to MW 2 and slapped the donut out of his hand. He then turned to climb over the table. MW2 shoved the fragment of donut in his mouth right before he grabbed Widowmaker from behind and GERMAN SUPLEXED him onto the conrete floor!! Both Wonder then started putting the boots to Widowmaker. Cross stood up and ran back in the direction of the dressing room while the Wonders laid Widowmaker on the table. MW1 grabbed MW2 around the waist and tossed him in the air over Widowmaker and he came down with a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP on Widowmaker that put him through the table!! Cross came running back at this point with his bucket and branding iron!! He SLAMMED the branding iron into MW1's knees and floored him, then came up behind MW2 and JAMMED the bucket down on his head, sending hot coals everywhere!!! Widowmaker was starting to get to his feet. MW2 ran around screaming, tripped over a camera cord and knocked himself out on the floor. The bucket rolled away. MW 1 was trying to get back to his feet, but Cross and Widowmaker worked TOGETHER to stomp him down to the floor. Cross continued to stomp MW1 down while Widowmaker secretly wrapped his bullrope around his right arm. MW 1 rolled away out of the picture to avoid the boots. Cross turned to face Widowmaker and ran right into Widowmaker's finisher, the LARIAT FROM HELL!!! Cross spun a good 360 degrees and landed, still. Widowmaker called the referee over and arrogantly covered Cross. 1...2...3!! Widowmaker was once again the HWA-South Brass Knux Champion!!!
Widowmaker d. Cross at 5:38 via pinfall
Nomad vs. Marty the Mauler
TV Title Tournament Semi-Finals
All of the slander and accusations on behalf of Marty the Mauler against Nomad would come to a head in this match. Nomad brought the Vigilantes to ringside with him as security for this match. Marty awaited him in the ring and as soon as Nomad hit the ring he charged at Marty!! Three quick punches rocked Marty back against the ropes. Nomad grabbed Marty's arm and whipped him into the ropes, then caught him on the return with a RELEASE FRANKENSTEINER!!! The crowd was on it's feet!! Nomad pulled Marty up and whipped him into the buckle, then climbed up on the second buckle and held his hand high! The crowd responded, and Nomad began punching Marty!! The crowd counted along 1--2--3---- but then Marty grabbed Nomad around the waist, ran out of the corner and SPINEBUSTERED him to the mat!! The referee counted: 1..2..KICKOUT!! Marty took a moment to catch his breath, then hauled Nomad up and PILE DRIVED him to the mat! The fans were chanting for Nomad, but Marty whipped him to the ropes and caught him in a CHOKE SLAM that rocked the ring. It was obvious Marty had a plan: he used nothing but moves that targetted the neck the whole match. From the choke slam he went to a K-DRILLER and then a STEINER SCREWDRIVER. Nomad was out, but the fans kept chanting his name!! Marty came in for the EASY-3... he set Nomad up, and lifted him, but Nomad rolled through the move and locked on the DANGER ZONE!! The crowd exploded!!..... but Marty was ready! He spun to the right while inside the move, locked his hands and NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEXED Nomad to the mat!! The referee counted: 1..2..3!!! The crowd was stunned and so was Nomad as Marty rolled out of the ring, tapping his index finger to his temple. Marty the Mauler and Weehawk would fight later for the Television Title!!!
Marty d. Nomad at 4:14 via pinfall
No Rules, Falls Count Anywhere
This is another wild brawl that never made it to the ring. The camera zoomed in backstage on the Blood Brother's locker room. Mr. Wiggles was pounding on it, demanding Giovanni come out and fight. When no one answered, Wiggles grabbed a GASOLINE CAN and started throwing gas all over the door!! He lit a lighter, but before he could set the door ablaze Giovanni attacked him from behind, DROP KICKING Wiggles into the door!! Wiggles fell into the pool along with the lighter and the whole area went up in FLAMES!!!!! Mr. Wiggles stood up screaming and flaming and ran down the hall!! Giovanni followed while some technicians with fire extinguishers put out the fire. Mr. Wiggles jumped head-first into a giant ice-filled SURGE container that was conviently placed where the camera would pick it up. Smoke billowed up from the container as it fell over and water ran everywhere. Giovanni hoisted the giant SURGE bottle up on his shoulder and ran at the doors leading to the parking lot. Mr. Wiggles tried to escape, but Giovanni THREW the giant bottle at the doors!! It crashed into them and rolled outside into the parking lot!!!
The cameras lost sight of the two for a minute. Outside, the cameras came back on to show that Mr. Wiggles was starting to mount a comeback. Wiggles grabbed Giovanni by the head and ran towards a car, attempting to throw him into the windshield. But Giovanni reversed it at the last second and instead rammed Wiggles' head into the CAR HOOD! Then, the camera swivled around to show a huge ICE CREAM TRUCK had entered the parking lot. THE DARKHOLD jumped out of the truck, one from each side, and ran over to pummel Giovanni!! Reaper and Tyrant then DOUBLE IRISH WHIPPED Giovanni into the front grill of the truck before some of Giovanni's henchmen came into the picture to run them off. Mr. Wiggles then stood and started pounding Giovanni himself when a pair of headlights turned on at the far end of the parking lot. A black limosine screeched out of a parking space and headed straight for MR. WIGGLES!!! Wiggles turned at the last second to see it coming, but not before the limo SLAMMED INTO HIM, SENDING HIM UP INTO THE WINDSHIELD!!!!! The car squeeled to a halt. Giovanni and the poor referee both approached the car to see that Mr. Wiggles was laying on his back in the partially shattered windshield. Giovanni crawled up and made the cover, and the referee counted 3. An ambulance came into the parking lot shortly thereafter to attend to Mr. Wiggles.
Giovanni d. Wiggles at 4:21 via pinfall
Hardcore Title Match
Warpath came out first for this one, carrying a steel chair. Weehawk looked tired from his first match, but he had his bag of tricks over his shoulder as usual. Weehawk opened his bag and slid the contents out over the ring as he slid to the inside! Warpath came in and BASHED his chair over Weehawk's back, and when Weehawk rolled over he lifted the chair for another strike. But Weehawk let loose with a FIREBALL from the mat that struck the challenger right in the face!! Warpathfell backwards onto the mat. Weehawk went berserk after that, grabbing whatever item was handy on the mat and bashing it over Warpath's head: a NINTENDO, a SCREWDRIVER, a BAT and a weird jack-in-the-box with a hockey mask popping out of the top were all used as weapons against Warpath, who couldn't even gain his feet. Weehawk then grabbed some sort of small box with wires coming out of it and took it over to the corner. Laughing, he cut the turnbuckle pads off and proceeded to attach the wire leads to the exposed metal of the turnbuckles, causing them to spark dangerously!! Warpath was struggling to his feet while Weehawk did this. Weehawk walked over and set up to whip Warpath into the electrified buckles... but Warpath REVERSED the whip and sent Weehawk chest-first into the electified buckles!! A loud electirical POP was heard and Weehawk was shot backwards. Warpath's instincts reacted and he LOBOTOMY KICKED Weehawk right in the back of the head!! Weehawk dropped like a ton of bricks. But Warpath collapsed against the ropes, unable to move in for the cover. Weehawk finally stirred and began crawling around the ring, searching for a weapon. Warpath walked over to him and started STOMPING him in the back. Warpath grabbed a baseball bat off of the mat and started JABBING the end of it into Weehawk's kidney area!! Warpath brought the bat up over his head for the killing blow, but Weehawk rolled over with a length of STEEL PIPE in his hands and JAMMED it into Warpath's groin!! Weehawk jabbed a SECOND time and Warpath fell to the mat clutching his crotch. Weehawk crawled over, sat down on Warpath's back and brutally BASHED and BASHED Warpath over the head with the length of pipe until he stopped moving. Weehawk then rolled WP over and collapsed on him for a pin: 1...2...3! Weehawk had successfully defended his belt in his second match of the night, but had to be helped out of the ring by his H-Pac friends.
Weehawk d. Warpath at 4:41 via pinfall
World Title #1 Contenders Match
Scorpion was accompanied to ringside by his tag team partner, Onslaught. The only thing that came to ringside with Magnum was his pike. The two traded BODY SLAMS and ARM WHIPS early, but then Scorpion grabbed Magnum up in a RUNNING POWERSLAM!! Scorpion stood up to yell at the crowd, and Magnum jumped to his feet behind him!! Scorpion turned back to Magnum and was lifted into a PRESS SLAM!!! Magnum pumped Scorpion twice before dropping him on his face!! Magnum then jumped up high and LEG DROPPED Scorpion, then went for the cover: 1..2..KICKOUT!! Magnum pulled Scorpion up to his feet. Scorpion tried a kick, but Magnum caught the kick! But then Scorpion turned it into a BACK BRAIN KICK that knocked Magnum to the ground!! Scorpion then hit several HANGING KNEE BREAKERS to soften up Magnum's knee before applying a ROLLING CRUCIFIX KNEE HOLD!!! Magnum refused to give up and pulled Scorpion towards the ropes. Magnum eventually made it to the ropes and the hold was broken. Magnum limped to his feet, but when Scorpion tried to press his advantage Magnum KICKED him hard in the gut and lifted him up in a CANADIAN BACKBREAKER!! Magnum held it for a few seconds, then dropped Scorpion into a SHOULDER BREAKER!! Scorpion writhed in pain on the mat, but only for a second as Magnum dragged him to his feet and delivered a CALM BEFORE THE STORM!!! Magnum gave the sign for the finish!! Onslaught jumped up on the apron, but Magnum ran and SHOULDER CHARGED him off and into the guardrail!! Scorpion had staggered to his feet, and Magnum delivered the GRAVEDIGGER!!!! The referee counted: 1..2..3!! Onslaught had entered the ring but was too late to stop the pin, Magnum would wrestle for the title!!
Magnum d. Scorpion at 6:43 via pinfall (Gravedigger)
Onslaught immediately STOMPED Magnum over the head and then beat him down to the mat. He locked on a COBRA CLAW and choked Magnum while Scorpion stomped him.... until Captian Justice came running out of the locker room, leading an army of private security men to the ring!! The men stormed the ring with tazers and batons, forcing the Panthon members away from the ring. But the Pantheon had done it's job... what kind of shape would Magnum be in for his title match?
Cruiserweight Title 3-Way Dance in the Steel Cage
Rick Idol, Onslaught and Vic the Lunatic where all ringside for this match. When all three men hit the ring, the brawl started immediately!!! Luciano jumped Walker and beat him down to the mat while Condo retreated to a corner and watched. Luciano stomped Walker down and then tried to whip him into the cage, but Walker reversed it and sent Luciano rocketing head-first into the cage!! Walker came in and stomped Luciano down, but then Condo struck. He came up behind Walker, grabed him and dropped him in a HANGING KNEE BREAKER!! Walker fell to the mat and Condo started stomping his knee. Luciano started to stand up, but Condo intercepted him with a STANDING SIDE KICK that knocked him back into the cage, then twisted him up into a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!! Walker was starting to get to his feet, but Condo turned and DDT'D him back to the mat!!! Condo pulled Walker back up, got a running start and TORPEDOED him into the cage!! Walker fell down between the ropes and the cage. Luciano had shook the cobwebs out while Condo was stomping Walker. Luciano came from behind, spun Condo around and SNAP SUPLEXED him over!! Luciano put the boots to Condo hard, then stood on his throat to choke him. Luciano then pointed to the buckle! He climbed up, but right as he jumped to SHOOTING STAR PRESS Condo, Walker shook the ropes!! Luciano twisted wrong in mid-air and landed on his shoulders!!! Walker quickly jumped over the top rope and rolled Luciano up in a MAGISTRAL CRADLE and the ref counted: 1.....2......broken up by Condo!! Condo then sat down to catch his breath while Walker worked on Luciano. Walker stood Luciano in the corner, then landed his four kick BUM RUSH!! Luciano slumped down to the mat. Condo reached into his tights and pulled out his trademark BRASS KNUCKLES. While Walker sat Luciano on the top turnbuckle, Condo came up from behind and BASHED him with the knux!! He hammered Walker down to the mat with the knux then threw two shots into Luciano's midsection. Condo then climbed to the second buckle, grabbed Luciano and hit a SUPER STONE COLD KILLER on the gangster!!! The crowd exploded upon seeing that move!! Condo rolled over for the cover: 1.....2.........KICKOUT!! Luciano somehow kicked out. Condo stood up and dragged Luciano over to the ropes. Grabbing Luciano's right foot, Condo let out a 'WHOOO!' and then slapped on the FIGURE 4 LEGLOCK!!! Luciano was thrashing in pain on the mat. Condo then reached up and grabbed the top rope, adding leverage and making the hold worse!!
Neither of the two saw Walker climb to the tope turnbuckle. Walker then started climbing up the cage! About halfway up, he stopped and turned back to face the ring. A crazed fan jumped the rail and tried to get to the cage, but Vic grabbed him and INVERTED DEATH VALLEY DRIVED him on the floor!! Walker shouted out, gave the RuffRider dojo hand signal, then jumped OFF THE CAGE WITH A 450 SPLASH THAT LANDED ON THE LEGS OF BOTH CONDO AND LUCIANO!!!!! The crowd went berserk and drowned out the screams of Condo and Luciano as the two rolled and clutched their legs in agony!!! The move knocked the wind out of Walker, and all three men were down. Luciano appeared to be unconcious. Walker was the first man up. He dragged Condo to his feet, then picked him up for a SKY DRIVER!! But Condo slipped out the back door and reversed the move into a STONE COLD KILLER on the champion!!! Condo rolled over on top of Walker and applied the UNCLE CONDO!!! Walker refused to submit, and Condo refused to release the hold!! The referee grabbed the arm of Walker and dropped it once......
Dropped it TWICE........
DROPPED IT THREE TIMES!!!! The referee called for the bell, Condo won the match!!!!
Condo d. Walker at 12:22 via submission
NEW CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMP!!!
(Actual results: Walker d. Luciano at 11:49 via pinfall, Condo d. Walker at 12:22 via submision)
Rick Idol looked at Walker and shook his head sadly. The Pantheon stormed the cage and lifted Condo onto their shoulders as the referee handed him the belt. Condo looked at the belt disgustedly, then whiped his ass on it before throwing it out into the audience!!! The Pantheon then carried Condo back to the dressing room. When Kurt Walker recovered in the ring, he demanded a mic.
Walker : "Rick Idol.......I may have lost my title tonite...........but I HAVEN'T LOST MY VEROCITY...........TO KICK YOUR ASS! Sign the 6 man..........and if I lose...........I will let the entire Pantheon have 5 minutes in a cage by myself. No Vic.......no Dojo trainees!! You hear me, Idol?? SIGN THE MATCH!!"
Weehawk vs Marty the Mauler
TELEVISION TITLE TOURNAMENT FINALS
Marty was out, along with Warpath, when Weehawk limped through the curtain carrying his bag. As soon as Weehawk hit the ring, Marty charged him and stomped him down to the mat. Marty jerked Weehawk to his feet and then knocked him senseless with a SHORT RANGE LARIAT!! A PILE DRIVER followed and Weehawk was unable to fight back. Marty went for the cover: 1..2..KICKOUT!! Somehow Weehawk kicked out, but it only made Marty more angry. Marty pulled Weehawk to his feet and tried another LARIAT, but Weehawk ducked under and BLASTED Marty with a standing roundhouse kick!! After the move Weehawk pointed at Warpath and grabbed his crotch, prompting WP to try to enter the ring. While the referee was distracted, Weehawk pulled a METAL FOUNTAIN PEN out of his tights and POUNDED the sharp end into Marty's forehead!! Weehawk pocketed the pen as the referee turned back around. Weehawk then left the ring and grabbed a camera cord as Marty tried to clear his head in the ring. Weehawk slid into the ring with the cord and wrapped it around Marty's throat, choking him!! The referee counted, but Weehawk ignored him!! Weehawk then stood Marty up with the cord, ran and JUMPED OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Weehawk held on to the cord, Marty's back was to the ropes and he was choking!!! Weehawk turned and put his feet on the ring to pull even harder, but he didn't see Warpath coming up from behind him. Warpath grabbed Weehawk and forced him to release Marty, who fell to the mat coughing. Weehawk slid back into the ring and started searching through his bag for something. He finally found what he was looking for: a bag of THUMBTACKS!! The referee was warning Weehawk but he didn't seem to care if he was DQ'd or not. Weehawk kicked Marty into the corner near the turnbuckle and dumped the bag of thumbtacks all over the area. Marty lay prone as Weehawk climbed the buckle to the top!! He was about to jump when Warpath grabbed his leg!! Weehawk struggled to keep his balance and fight Warpath off at the same time. After a few seconds he managed to kick Warpath off, and launched into the air in a SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!
....but Marty ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!!! Weehawk CRASHED to the mat and into the pile of thumbtacks!!! Weehawk looked dead in the corner as Marty stood, approached him and dragged him to his feet. Marty sat him backwards on the top turnbuckle, grabbed his arms and EASY-3'D him OFF THE TOP to the mat!!! Weehawk was out, the referee counted : 1......2.......3!!!!!
Marty d. Weehawk at 8:00 via pinfall (Easy-3)
MARTY THE MAULER IS THE FIRST TELEVISION CHAMPION!!!
(The presentation ceremony came afterwards. Interim President Walters brought the brand new EFW Television Title down to ringside, along with several EFW officials carrying a podium. When they hit the ring, the podium was set down. Walters addressed the crowd)
Walters : "It is my esteemed pleasure to present this Extreme Firepro Wrestling Television Title belt to you, the tournament winner, Marty the Mauler!"
(The crowd bood loudly as Walters hooked the belt around Marty's waist. Marty speaks into the mic)
Marty : "For all of you fans who didn't back the Mauler, you deserve to lose your money to the Vegas bookies. This outcome was forseen from the beginning. We should have done this ceremony weeks ago. I promise to be the champion and role model that the EFW has never had, a champion of integrity... a true people's champion."
(Marty held his hands high as the fans chucked drinks and trash into the ring)
HWO Destructo (c) vs 'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum
HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Magnum came to the ring looking tired but able, carrying his pike. HWO Destructo was alone tonight, because Weehawk and Mr. Wiggles had been admitted to the hospital and the rest of the H-Pac was at the hospital with them. When the bell rang, Magnum charged at HWO Destructo and immediately grabbed him in a PRESS SLAM, then dumped him on his face!! But when Destructo hit the mat, he slammed his arm into the back of Magnum's hurt knee!! Magnum's knee buckled! Destructo jumped to hit feet and SHORT RANGE LARIATED Magnum down to the mat. Destructo then began working on Magnum's back, first stomping it then landing two consecutive BACK BREAKER SLAMS!! Magnum was in a bad way at this point, but then Destructo tried to hit another short range lariat, but Magnum REVERSED the move and landed one of his own!! Destructo hit the mat hard!! Magnum then grabbed Destructo into a BACKBREAKER of his own! Magnum roared to the crowd, but Destructo surged forward and pushed Magnum into the ropes, and when Magnum came back Destructo slapped a hand to his throat and CHOKE SLAMMED him to the mat!!!
Destructo landed a DOUBLE KNEE PRESS to Magnum's back, then pulled him to his feet and threw several FOREARM SHOTS into Magnum's back area. Destructo whipped Magnum to the ropes and hit a TWISTING POWERSLAM, and he referee counted: 1.....2.....KICKOUT!! Destructo pulled Magnum up and again sent him to the ropes, only this time magnum reversed and send Destructo in. When he came back, Magnum hit a KITCHEN SINK KNEELIFT on the champion and then grabbed him off of his knee and into a DOCTOR BOMB!!! The crowd went wild, the referee counted: 1.....2.......KICKOUT!! Magnum was looking hurt as he stood Destructo up. Magnum whipped Destructo into the corner, the followed with a huge CLOTHESLINE that rocked him backwards!! Magnum then pulled Destructo out and set him up for a suplex, but delivered the CALM BEFORE THE STORM STEINER SCREWDRIVER!!!! The crowd was on it's feet!! Magnum roared and pulled Destructo back to his feet and lifted him up for the GRAVEDIGGER!!!!
But Destructo fell out of the move behind Magnum, and lifted him into the HWO MAIDEN!!!! Magnum's back had been beaten badly, he roared NO!! at the referee!! Destructo kept the hold on, and Magnum still refused to give in!! Magnum eventually went limp in the move. The referee grabbed his arm and it dropped once.............
it dropped TWICE...............
BUT IT DIDN'T DROP THE THIRD TIME!!!!! Magnum's arm shot up and the fans exploded!! Magnum reached around and raked Destructo's face, causing him to release the hold. Destructo was exhausted from holding the move on so long... he waved his arm to the back, as if to call someone out, but there was no one there to save him!!! Magnum came up behind Destructo, spun him around and lifted him for the GRAVEDIGGER!!!!! He held him up for 1...........2.............3..............4............and then DROPPED HIM STRAIGHT DOWN!!!! The referee counted 1......................
2!!!...............................
3!!!!!!! The arena crowd exploded as the bell rang!!! Destructo was knocked cold, Kyle Magnum is the heavyweight champion of the world!!!!!!
Magnum d. Destructo at 9:12 via KO (Gravedigger CRITICAL)
NEW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!
(Actual match results: Magnum d. Destructo at 5:52 via Gravedigger, Magnum d. Destructo at 4:14 via CRITICAL)
The referee handed Magnum the belt to Magnum. He mounted the second buckle and held the belt high for all to see, and the fans started chanting 'MAG-NUM!!! MAG-NUM!!!'
(The camera shows shots of the various moments of tonight: Marty the Mauler's win, Magnum's wins, and Condo's title win. It then fades in to a double shot of Magnum holding his belt and Marty wearing his at the coronation before fading out to the logo)
