Pontiac Silverdome
Detroit, Michigan
4/16/99
(The Silverdome is packed to the rafters for EFW FRIAY NIGHT MASSACRE!! The intro plays, the music starts, the pyro blasts and we are on the air!!!)
JB : "We are surrounded by thousands of screaming fans here in the Silverdome for EFW MASSACRE!!! We've got the tag team titles on the line in tonight's main event!!"
BH : "We've also got 4 first round matches in the TV title tournament tonight--- wait, what the..."
('The Icon' Rick Idol and Onslaught have stormed the announce position. Idol has grabbed JB's headset)
Rick Idol : "Am I on?"
BH : "Hey, what's the idea, Idol? You're not allowed to be out here."
Idol : "Onslaught, shut him up."
(Onslaught grabs BH around the throat with one hand. Buck quickly turns blue)
Idol : "There now, if I can continue without further interruptions. Does someone want to tell me why my match with that stupid hillbilly was bumped from this card? Listen here... which camera is on?"
(JB points to a camera, which Idol faces)
Idol : "Listen up, Walters. I already checked Cletus's locker room and he's not there, you must be hiding him. I know you're dumb as a brick, but you're also new so I won't have Onslaught come back there and stuff you in a bag. But I *AM* going to have him cut this announce team in half PERMANENTLY unless you send that filthy cretin out here to get his ass kicked in RIGHT NOW."
(Idol turns to look toward the entrance, waiting. A few moments pass)
Idol : "Hmmmmm.... I don't hear any MUSIC yet. How about you, Jim? Do you hear Cletus's music yet?"
(JB frantically shakes his head. Idol taps his foot once or twice impatiently. He then turns to Onslaught)
Idol : "Fine, have it your way. Onslaught, would you kindly show Mr. Hammerstien the floor?"
(Onslaught lifts Buck Hammerstien up off the floor in position for a DEVASTATOR, but before he can complete the move, Cletus's music comes over the PA system. Idol pats Onslaught on the back, and the monster puts Buck back in his chair)
Idol : "See? When we do things my way, everyone stays safe. Except Cletus that is. You're fifteen minutes are up pal, here's your headset back."
(Idol tosses the headset back to JB, hitting him in the face in the process. JB and BH try to regain their composure as Idol and Onslaught make their way to ringside)
JB : "Well, I guess we can add Idol vs Cletus to tonight's card."
BH : "[cough] [choke] Why do all the big stupid freaks attack me? Huh? Why not you for once?!"
JB : "Shut the hell up, Buck."
MAIN EVENT:
Marty the Mauler/Warpath (c) vs. Nomad/Destructo
Tag Team Title Match, Pinfall Only
TV Title Tournament Matches
'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs. Goliath
Weehawk vs. Kurt 'Sky' Walker
'The Gentleman' Antonio Mazarini vs. 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior
'Hollywood' Hannibal Lecter vs. Striker
Onslaught vs. Mr. Wiggles
Vincent Giovanni vs. Gangreen
'The Icon' Rick Idol vs Cletus
Cletus started this match off unexpetedly well, dropping The Icon with several takedowns and repetedly slapping on the HILLBILLY TWIST!! Idol was unfazed though and made it to the ropes to break the holds. Cletus HIP TOSSED Idol down and again slapped on the Twist, but Idol reached up and smacked Cletus with a STRAIGHT SHOUDA that rocked Cletus back. Idol then came running in with a CLOTHESLINE, and then began stomping Cletus's right knee. Idol kept Cletus on the mat, using SHORT JABS, and working on Cletus's knee the whole time. Cletus started mounting a comeback towards the end. Standing quickly, he grabbed Idol in a SHOULDER NECKBREAKER, followed by some MACHINE GUN CHOPS! But Idol tripped Cletus and held him down by choking him with a piece of clear nylon cord he had wrapped around his wrist. Idol whipped Cletus into the buckle chest-first, and when he came back out Idol grabbed him in a suprising REVERSE POWERBOMB!!! Idol then debuted a new move as he dropped down and laid in several MOUNTED SHOUDAS before being thrown off by Cletus. Cletus then rolled over and applied the Twist again, only to have Idol kickhim back against the ropes. When Cletus came back, Idol debuted another addition to his aresenal with a TWISTING POWERSLAM! Cletus was taken totally off-guard, and the referee counted 1...2...3!
Idol d. Cletus at 5:09 via pinfall (Twisting Powerslam)
TV Title Tournament Round 1
When Magnum and Golaith saw each other, they both roared and ran straight for the other!! There were no headlocks, no drop toe holds, and no body slams in this one folks, these two went straight to the big stuff!! Magnum and Goliath grappled for a second, then magnum slapped his hand on Goliath's neck and CHOKE SLAMMED him to the mat!! Goliath bounced straight back up and ran right into a PRESS SLAM from Magnum! Goliath was up immediately again, but this time he barreled Magnum back into the corner and BASHED him over the head with clubbing forearm shots!! He then grabbed Magnum under the arms and bodily tossed him halfway across the ring!! Magnum rolled through the move and caught the incoming Goliath with a 360 LARIAT!! Goliath was starting to get up slower, but he kept coming, knocking Magnum back into the buckles with a SHOULDER BLOCK!! He then stood, hoisting Magnum up on his shoulder, ran for the other corner and DARTED Magnum through the buckles to the ring post!! The crowd seemed to feel the pain as well, letting out a collective wince. Goliath pulled Magnum back into the ring by his feet, and Magnum immediately turned and grabbed Goliath by the throat for a LEFT HANDED CHOKE SLAM!!! You could see that Magnum's right shoulder had been knocked out of joint by the post attack. Magnum banged it against the turnbuckle and it audibly snapped back into place. The choke slam didn't put Goliath down for long, though. He grabbed Magnum from behind and BIG ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEXED his 300 pound opponent!! Goliath didn't let up! He stomped the shoulder of Magnum three or four times, but that only made Magnum more angry than he was!! Magnum rolled over and stood up. He BACKFISTED Goliath and sent him reeling, then took two big steps and threw a wild LEFT HANDED HAMMERBLOW that smashed in Goliath's face!! Blood splattered into the air as the blow hit home. Goliath fell to one knee, but then became so enraged he charged Magnum, lifted him up and then dropped him over his knee with a PRESS SLAM BACKBREAKER!!! Magnum stayed down this time. Goliath sat on his back and repeatedly slammed ELBOW after ELBOW into the back of Magnum's head until Magnum rolled over and threw him off. Magnum stood up, but Goliath scooped him up and letting out a scream dropped him on his head with the HWO DRILLER!!! The ref counted 1....2.... KICKOUT!! Goliath was angred by this, picked Magnum up, but on the way up Magnum grabbed Goliath into a PRESS SLAM, then took two steps and THREW HIM HEAD FIRST INTO THE TOP TURNBUCKLE!! Goliath's neck bent sideways. Magnum dragged him to his feet, lifted him up and brought him crashing down with a GRAVEDIGGER!! The referee counted 1.... 2.... KICKOUT!!! Goliath somehow found the strength to kick out!! Both men wanted this title something fierce!! Magnum started to pull Goliath to his feet, but Goliath gave Magnum a HEAD BUTT to the crotch that took the big man down... but instead of going for the pin, Goliath put on a COBRA CLAW CHOKEHOLD!! Goliath had lost control!! Magnum reached up and began choking Goliath, they were trying to kill each other!! The referee tried counting Goliath, and when that didn't work, he tried to pull him off, and that didn't work!! Magnum turned red with rage, and grabbing Goliath by the hands STOOD UP with the hold still applied!! Magnum then gritted his teeth and FORCED Goliath's hands off his throat!! He then grabbed Goliath, lifted him for a GRAVEDIGGER, but instead just let Goliath DROP ON HIS HEAD!!!! Magnum held him down and the ref counted 1....2....3!!! Eyes bugging out of his head and teeth clenched, Magnum pulled himself up on the ropes and screamed to the crowd, who screamed right back!!
Magnum d. Goliath at 7:53 via pinfall
The stips on this match were changed just before belltime to make it a LUMBERJACK MATCH - the Pantheon, minus the strangely absent Condo, on one side of the ring and the H-Pac on the other. Mr. Wiggles began this match by mocking Onslaught, doing a stiff zombie style walk and then laughing. Onslaught didn't take it too well and CLOTHESLINED Wiggles right out of his boots!! Onslaught then whipped Wiggles into the corner, and followed it the a VADER ATTACK, THE STONEWALL!!! Onslaught wasn't done yet though, he threw Wiggles back against the buckles and nailed several HEAD BUTTS before grabbing the clown by the back of the head and throwing him face-first to the mat. The Pantheon was cheering Onslaught on as he mounted the top rope, and came off with a picture-perfect DIVING HEADBUTT!!! Mr. Wiggles was in serious trouble here early on, but managed to kick out of a pin attempt at 2. Onslaught dragged the clown to his feet and sent him to the ropes on the Pantheon's side of the ring. Idol pulled the top rope down causing Wiggles to fall over the top and out into no man's land. The Panthoen beating commenced on the lone Wiggles as the H-Pac complained to the referee to have him rolled back in. The damage was done, though. Onslaught grabbed Mr. Wiggles, lifted him up and brought him crashing down with a THUNDER FIRE POWERBOMB!!! The ref counted 1...2...KICKOUT!! Somehow Mr. Wiggles found the energy to kick out. Onslaught whipped Mr. Wiggles to the H-Pac side of the ring, but the clown fell down when he hit the ropes. Onslaught came running in, but somehow Mr. Wiggles pulled the top rope down and sent Onslaught flying over the top to the outside. The H-pac had their fun with Onslaught this time, pulling a DIFIBULATOR out of Weehawk's bag and giving Onslaught several shocks before rolling him back in the ring. Mr. Wiggles had recovered slightly and stomped Onslaught down to the mat. He pulled Onslaught to his feet and whipped him into the buckles. When Onslaught came stumbling out, Mr. Wiggles wrapped both hands around his throat and with a mocking laugh gave him a DEVASTATOR!!! The Pantheon went crazy outside the ring, but Mr. Wiggles just flipped them the bird as he was picking Onslaught back up. Mr. Wiggles then rammed Onslaught's head into the turnbuckle, then grabbed him from behind for a BIG ROLLING GERMAN SUPLEX!!! Onslaught rolled under the bottom rope from the force of the move once again on the H-Pac's side of the ring. The Pac started stomping him down, but then Onslaught stood up and roared, sending Doomsday and the injured Goliath flying out of his way!! He then jumped from the floor to the apron and climbed over the top rope to face Mr. Wiggles. Wiggles kicked Onslaught in the stomach, set him up and showing his incredible power WILD BOMBED Onslaught!! The referee counted 1...2...KICKOUT!! Mr. Wiggles seemed frustrated as he stood up to argue with the referee. Onslaught came up behind the clown with a BACK BRAIN LARIAT that sent him face-first into the mat! Onslaught then once again climbed the turnbuckles, and this time came off with a TOP ROPE SPLASH!!!! Onslaught was dazed by the move himself, and rolled over to clear his head. Mr. Wiggles crawled over to the H-Pac and begged for a weapon, anything. Hannibal began frantically searching through Weehawk's bag, and pulled out a bottle of ETHER! Hannibal fumbled with the cap, and as Weehawk tried to grab the bottle to do it himself he squeezed the bottle, spraying it all over Mr. Wiggles!!! Mr. Wiggles stood up screaming, hands on his face!! He stumbed around the ring, blinded. Onslaught pointed to HWO Destructo, then hoisted the blinded clown in a TORTURE RACK!!! HWO Destructo ran into the ring, but it was too late, the ether had finished the job Onslaught started and knocked Mr. Wiggles clean out!!!
Onslaught d. Wiggles at 6:44 via submission (Torture Rack)
HWO Destructo ran towards Onslaught, but the monster THREW Mr. Wiggles at him, knocking him to the mat!! Doomsday was next, but he was intercepted by a Rick Idol CHAIRSHOT that sent him in a backflip!! Hannibal grabbed Mr. Wiggles and dragged him out of the ring. The H-Pac beat a hasty retreat to the locker room, Goliath carrying Mr. Wiggles and the champs holding their title belts high. Rick Idol banged his chair against the tunrbuckle as the Pantheon stood victorious in the ring.
TV Title Tournament Round 1
Walker was accompanied to the ring by his RuffRider dojo trainees, as per usual. This match looked more like a shoot fight than a wrestling match thanks to the extensive martial arts backgrounds of both men. The two started the match with a kicking duel, each kicking the other in the side. Eventually, after 8 or 9 kicks, Weehawk began to pull ahead of Walker. Walker then ducked a kick and went for a WATER SURFACE SWEEP, but Weehawk jumped over it. Weehawk tried to come back down with a DOUBLE STOMP, but Walker rolled backwards out of the way. Coming out of the roll, Walker fell and did a LOW DROPKICK to Weehawk's knee!! He then grabbed the same leg and applied a CRUCIFIX KNEE BAR!! Weehawk struggled to pull himself over to the ropes. Walker released the hold early and applied a HANGING KNEE BREAKER on Weehawk's right leg, followed by two TIGER LEG SPINS before re-applying the knee bar!! Weehawk made it to the ropes this time and Walker was forced to break the hold. It was about this time that 'The Extreme' Condo Warrior came from the back and sauntered down to ringside, wearing some band-aids. Walker saw him and ordered his dojo men to keep him out of the match. Weehawk was starting to recover and came up behind Walker trying a SCHOOLBOY ROLLUP but only getting a one count. Walker approached Weehawk, but Weehawk lunged forward and SHOULDER CHARGED him in the torso, then stood and executed a perfect PILE DRIVER!! Weehawk then pinned Walker down and CHOKED him with both hands! The referee counted 4 and pulled Weehawk off. Weehawk then noticed Condo standing outside the ring. He shrugged and rolled Walker under the bottom rope to Condo. Weehawk pulled a hand puppet out of his pocket and distracted the referee while Condo whacked Walker senseless with the MFWL Light Heavyweight title belt. The Dojo trainess ran Condo off and rolled Walker back in the ring. Weehawk then rolled Walker out the other side of the ring, and while everyone was distracted by Condo, Micheal Luciano jumped the rail and bashed Walker with his briefcase three times before the Dojo people could come around and chase him off as well. Condo then went to the timekeeper's table and proceeded to grab the EFW cruiserweight title and spit on it, then threw it on the ground and stomped it before leving. The dojo members rolled Walker into the ring once again. Walker was helpless to fight back against Weehawk now, who applied a half boston crab. The referee called for the bell.
Weehawk d. Walker at 4:05 via submission (Half Boston Crab)
Giovanni kept Gangreen to almost 0 offense for the first few minutes of this bout. He came in with some quick KICKS and an AXE KICK to the head, followed by MACHINE GUN CHOPS that knocked Gangreen to the mat. Pulling Gangreen up, Giovanni then landed a SPINNING BACK BRAIN KICK and followed it up with a big LEG DROP!! Giovanni then hit the ropes and came running in, hitting Gangreen with a SPINNING WHEEL KICK!!! A cover got only 2 as Gangreen was starting to get angry. Giovanni pulled Gangreen to his feet, but Gangreen screamed and grabbed Giovanni in a COBRA CLAW CHOKEHOLD!! Giovanni fell backwards to the mat as the referee counted Gangreen. Gangreen broke the hold, but then RE-APPLIED it again!! The referee told him he’d be DQ’d if he did it once more, and Gangreen seemed to listen to that. He pulled Giovanni to his feet and then DDT’D him to the mat, and without releasing the move stood up and DDT’D him again!! Gangreen was mounting a major comeback as him lifted Giovanni up, he set him for a BUTCHER DRIVER, and delivered with thunderous force.... but that wasn’t enough!! Gangreen was beyond all reason in this one. He stood Giovanni back up and did ANOTHER BUTCHER DRIVER that left the gangster laying on the mat, limp. But Gangreen was STILL not done!! Gangreen set Giovanni for ANOTHER Butcher Driver, but this time Luciano jumped up on the apron to distract him. Gangreen, who is easliy distracted, tossed Giovanni aside and grabbed Luciano by the shirt and DRAGGED him into the ring!! While Giovanni was recovering his senses on the mat, Gangreen gave poor Luciano a BUTCHER DRIVER, and then choked him down on the mat!!! Giovanni had regained his feet while Gangreen was beating on Luciano. The referee rolled Luciano under the bottom rope while Gangreen turned to Giovanni, but Giovanni was ready!! He booted Gangreen in his massive stomach, then set up and delivered a DEEP SIX, his finisher!!! Giovanni collapsed on top of Gangreen, anf the referee counted 1...2...KICKOUT!! Somehow Gangreen kicked out, though it may have been violent twitch instead of a kickout. Giovanni wasn’t taking any chances, he stood Gangreen up and did another DEEP SIX followed by a STANDING MOONSAULT pin, this time getting the three count.
Giovanni d. Gangreen at 7:42 via pinfall (Standing Moonsault)
TV Title Tournament Round 1
Condo pointed out to the cameras that Jade, the teacher from his recent dojo trip, was sitting ringside for this match. Condo blew her a kiss, but she didn't seem to care. Mazarini was the favorite in this one, but Condo didn't seem to know it. Maz tried to lock horns with Condo, but Condo ducked between the ropes, forcing the referee to make Maz back off. Frustrated, Maz charged in and Condo took him down with an ARM DRAG, and held on to the arm, locking on a STEP OVER ARMLOCK. Maz fought to reach the ropes as Condo macked to the crowd. Maz grabbed the bottom rope and Condo took the entire 4 count to break the hold. Condo brought Maz to his feet and pushed him back against the turnbuckle. He then RIPPED the gangster's shirt off and started laying massive KNIFE EDGE CHOPS into Maz's chest. After turning his chest red, Condo grabbed his arm and climbed to the top turnbuckle. After telling Jade 'Watch this' he proceeded to WALK THE TOP ROPE, jumping off in the middle and BASHING Maz over the head!! Condo took this oppertunity to pose for the fans, which was a major mistake. Maz came up from behind and grabbed him in a huge ATOMIC DROP, following that with a calculated FIST DROP to the back of Condo's head. Condo made it back to his feet but found himself running into an INVERTED ATOMIC DROP that made the crowd wince. Maz then reared back and threw a vicious LARIAT that knocked Condo to the mat. At this time, Rick Idol power walked to the ring, carrying a chair. Giovanni and Luciano quickly followed, watching Idol like a hawk. Maz had Condo wrapped in a HALF BOSTON CRAB, but Condo reached the ropes and the hold was broken. Idol called the referee over to argue with him, and Condo took the chance to slip a pair of BRASS KNUCKLES over his right fist. When Maz tried to pick him up, Condo BLASTED Maz with the knuckles!! He then stuck the knuckles back down his trunks. Giovanni and Luciano saw this and started a heated arguement with Idol. Because of the argument, no one saw WEEHAWK climb over the railing on the opposite side. Condo gave him and nod and then stomped Maz down. Condo then pulled Maz up and whipped him to the buckle. Condo turned and told the crowd he was gonna let Maz have it... but Maz was already coming out of the corner!! When Condo turned, he turned right into THE SILENCER!!! Condo grabbed Maz's hand with both of his own, trying to pry the hold loose. Giovanni and Luciano stopped Idol from interfering. Maz tripped Condo down to the mat, and Condo's arms went limp. Right before the referee could count three, Weehawk placed a LIGHTBULB in Condo's hand! Condo brought the bulb up, smashing it into Maz's temple!! The referee called for the bell and gave the DQ win to Maz.
Mazarini d. Condo at 3:41 via DQ
TV Title Tournament Round 1
Striker was looking to uphold the honor of the Vigilantes in this one, while Hannibal as per usual was just looking to win. Striker started out strong, the first move of the match being a SUPLEX SLAM!! Striker came in to follow up, but Hannibal tackled him through the ropes to the outside. While the referee was trying to order the two back into the ring, Hannibal grabbed a nail from under the ring and STABBED Striker in the head with it, causing the blood to flow early. Hannibal rolled Striker back in the ring, but Striker was up quickly and STOMPED Hannibal down as he tried to re-enter the ring! Striker pulled Hannibal up by his mask and lifted him in a BACKBREAKER, the followed that up with a SHOULDER NECKBREAKER!! Striker moved in to continue the offense, but Hannibal grabbed the front of his tights and slung him backwards through the ropes to the floor!! Hannibal slowly rolled out to follow, but Striker was ready for him! Striker grabbed Hannibal in a headlock and tried to BULLDOG him into the ring post, but Hannibal put on the brakes and PUSHED Striker forward into the post!! Striker hit hard, and Hannibal followed up by grabbing Striker from behind with a GERMAN SUPLEX than sent Striker hard to the floor! Hannibal took a moment to recover, then rolled Striker back in the ring. Striker was ONCE AGAIN up before Hannibal could get totally in the ring, but was slow to advance. When he did charge Hannibal, Hannibal scooped him up in position for a TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER and then delivered!!! Hannibal dragged Striker to his feet and went for a whip to the ropes, but Striker up on the brakes and reveresed it into a SHORT RANGE LARIAT!! Striker grabbed Hannibal and picked him up, but Hannibal threw a knee shot into Striker's torso and JUMPING DDT’D him to the mat!! Hannibal then dropped down and applied his finisher, the TENDERIZER!!! The referee gave Hannibal a 4 count, then forceably pulled the H-Pac member off of Striker. Hannibal fought until he realized what had happened: Striker was unconscious on the mat.
Hannibal d. Striker at 3:38 via CRITICAL
Marty the Mauler/Warpath (c) vs Nomad/Destructo
Tag Team Title Match, Pinfall Only
The champions started this match out strong. Marty busted Nomad open early on with a stiff punch, but it didn't seem to effect the Vigilante leader very much. Marty kept Nomad off-balance with his power moves, forcing Nomad to tag Destructo. Marty then gave a smirk and tagged Warpath, and that's when the beating began. The champions together grabbed Destructo in a DOUBLE CHOKESLAM/BACKDROP that put the former champion down hard. Warpath continued the beating from there, throwing Destructo back against the corner and nailing a LEAPING CHOP, then pulling the referee away and allowing Marty to choke Destructo with the tag rope. Marty then stuck his boot on the top rope and Warpath BASHED Destructo's head against it, then grabbed him from behind for a BACK SUPLEX!! Nomad was clapping, trying to get the crowd into it, and succeeding as the crowd began to chant 'LET'S GO DESTRUCTO!!' Marty laughed at the chant as Warpath sat Destructo on the top turnbuckle... and then came off with a TOP ROPE DDT!!! Warpath was easily in control... but then something possesed Destructo!! He stood up and grabbed Warpath by the throat and lifted him in a NECK HANG!! Warpath's feet were a good 15 inches off the mat!! Marty immediately jumped in the ring and ran up to Destructo's back, giving him a STRAIGHT SHOUDA to the back of the head and breaking up the move. Nomad jumped in and ran towards the Mauler, only to be caught in a monsterous CHOKE SLAM!!! Warpath stood up and grabbed Nomad from behind, laying in short rabbit punches, but then Destructo stood and gave the champion a LEAPING BACK BRAIN KICK that sent Warpath crashing into his own corner!!
Somewhere in the chaos Marty and Nomad became the legal men. Destructo charged Warpath and the impact took both men over the top to the outside!! Nomad was taking it to Marty in the ring, landing a REVERSE NECKBREAKER and then a DOUBLE KNEE PRESS, while Destructo was fairing slightly worse on the outside. Nomad landed a BACK SUPLEX on Marty, and kept up with the DOUBLE KNEE DROPS while Destructo was bashing Warpath's head against the steps on the outside. Then, behind Destructo's back, Sgt. Roy Wallace leaped the railing! He drew his nightstick and BASHED it over Destructo's head, then clipped the big man's knee with it sending him to the floor. Warpath looked at Wallace strangely, but then joined him in stomping down Destructo. Nomad was too busy dealing with Marty to notice what was happening. Wallace held Destructo from behind while Warpath delivered a thunderous LOBOTOMY KICK and Destructo crumbled to the ground. Wallace tiped his cap to Warpath, but then the Vigilantes came from everywhere!! From the dressing room and some from the audience itself! Roy Wallace quickly made his escape, chased by Striker, Eazy-T and Xtreme Gangsta.
In the ring, Nomad was cleaning house with Marty! He stood Marty up and landed a SOLE BUTT RUSH that knocked Marty hard to the mat!! Nomad then climbed the buckles, and when the dazed Marty stood, came flying off the turnbuckles and grabbed him in a TORNADO DDT!!! Nomad then looked to his corner and realized Destructo wasen't there! He looked over and saw Destructo still laying out on the floor and the realization of what happened hit him. This delay gave Marty the chance he needed to tag his partner. Nomad turned to try to stop the tag, but ran straight into a Mauler K-DRILLER! Warpath then grabbed Nomad and landed a SPINNING BACK BRAIN KICK that dropped the challenger to the mat. Warpath stomped Nomad down, then arrogantly dusted his hands off. Then, running up the isle to the ring came the newly-signed CAPTAIN JUSTICE!! He nealt down to check on Destructo, and then began pounding the mat and screaming at Nomad to get up!! Marty laughed at the thought, then gave Warpath a signal. The two then executed a SPIKE PILEDRIVER on the lone Vigilante. Justice called the trainers down to help Destructo while Warpath pinned Nomad... 1...2... and Warpath PULLED NOMAD UP. Knowing they had this one in the bag, Marty gave another signal to WP. Warpath then whipped Nomad to the ropes and ducked under his return, giving Marty room to nail the incoming Nomad with a SPRINGBOARD MISSLE DROPKICK from the apron!!! Ccaptain Justice stood on the floor and tried to start a 'NOMAD!' chant, and succeeded!! This got under Warpath's skin. He jumped down from the ring and pushed Captain Justice, telling him to beat it. Justice wouldn't leave. Warpath shrugged and threw a LOBOTOMY KICK at Justice, but Justice ducked and rolled backwards out oft he way!! Marty then jumped down to help Warpath. Nomad had was recovering in the ring as Captain Justice tried to avoid causing the DQ by hitting either champion. Nomad had recovered somewhat, seeing what was going on, hit the opposite ropes and did a PLANCHA SUICIDA onto the two champions!! Both teams were laying in a heap on the floor. Captain Justice noticed that the referee was at 18 and quickly rolled Nomad back in the ring to beat the count. Marty tried to get Warpath back in the ring, but they couldn't beat the count!!! Somehow Nomad had pulled it off!!!!
Nomad/Destructo d. Marty/Warpath at 22:31 via countout
The champions retain the belts
(Note: Nomad and Desructo won the first match by countout at 10:49. In the second match Warpath KO'd Destructo about 5 minutes in and Nomad had to go it alone, eventually getting pinned by an Easy-3 at 11:50)
(Marty and Warpath grab their belts and head for the locker room as captain Justice and Nomad help Destructo into the ring. As the show is about to close, ‘EXTREME METHODS’ comes blaring out over the PA system! The Pantheon, led by Rick Idol, comes through the entrance. Idol is holding some sort of contract. The cameras get a shot of it and put it up on the big screen. Idol has a mic)
(As Nomad, Destructo and Captain Justice watch from the ring, Idol leads the Pantheon back through the curtain)
