HWO : In The Flesh

(The crowd is now inside the arena. The all the fans sit at the front of the arena. In the middle is the ring. At the back it a raised platform, enclosed on both side by HWO banners. Three thrones sit side by side up on the platform, as well as a commentary table and a podium. The entire platform is surrounded by HWO security officials armed with automatic weapons. The music starts and Hannibal Lecter, wearing his normal costume plus a black trenchcoat, makes his entrance through the crowd. He stops to shake hands with some HWO-ites, as well as kiss a baby on the way to the platform. He climbs some steps to the top of the platform, and the steps are removed behind him to prevent access. From the back of the platform emerges Hulk Hogan, followed by Vermin, Bane and Mr. Wiggles. All wave to the crowd. Bane and Mr. Wiggles take their places at the commentary desk. Vermin and Hogan sit in the left and right thrones, leaving the middle for Hannibal. Hannibal approaches the podium and speaks)



Hannibal :



So ya
Thought ya
Might like to
Go to the show?


To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow?


I've got some bad news for you, sunshine
Steve isn't well, he stayed back at the hotel
And they sent us along as a surrogate band
We're gonna find out where you fans really stand!



(Hannibal leans down low over the podium)


Are there any queers in the audience tonight?
Get em up against the wall!



(HWO security begins grabbing fans not wearing HWO shirts that managed to make it into the arena and dragging them off)


There's one in the spotlight!
He don't look right to me!
Get him up against the wall!



(The spotlight shines on a fan in a Rick Idol t-shirt. He is seized by security and arrested)


And that one likes Nomad!
And a Magnum fan, too!
Who let all this riff-raff into the room?



(Security is now arresting fans in Vigilante or Magnum t-shirts)


There's one smoking a joint!
And another with spots!



(The HWO fans are cheering the security guards as the drag away anyone different from them)


If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!




(With that, another explosion of pyro goes off and the fans go wild again! Hannibal takes his place on the throne, and the event is allowed to begin)





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