EFW Mayhem
Madison Square Garden
New York City, New York
(The cameras roll as a packed house at MSG explodes, signaling the start of EFW Mayhem!!)
JB : "Welcome to 1999, EFW fans, and welcome to Madison Square Garden! Welcome to MAYHEM!!"
MAIN EVENT
Vermin (c) vs Warpath
World Title Match
Cruiserweight Title Match
Nomad (c) vs Xtreme Gangsta
Onslaught vs Kyle Magnum
Striker vs Scorpion
Wildfire vs 'The Icon' Rick Idol
'The Extreme' Condo Warrior vs Frost
The Show vs Cletus
(Suddenly, Pink Floyd's 'Another Brick in the Wall' comes on the PA system. JB and BH look at each other in suprise. Hannibal Lecter then makes his entrance to this music, and heads for the announce desk)
BH : "That's it, I'm gone."
JB : "Stand your ground, Buck."
(Hannibal makes it to the desk and starts trying to lead the crowd in chants of 'We don't need no education'. He gives up after a minute or two, pulls up and chair and sits between Buck and Jim)
HH : "What's up, brother?"
BH : "Uhh.... nothing."
JB : "What brings you to the announce position tonight, Hollywood?"
HH : "Isn't it obvious? I'm here to do commentary!"
BH : "...... all night?"
HH : "You know it, brother!"
BH : "oh god no...."
'Extreme' Condo Warrior vs Frost
RESULT:
Frost d. Condo via pinfall at 4:56
Striker vs. Scorpion
RESULT:
Scorpion d. Striker at 2:56 via submission
The Show vs Cletus
RESULT:
The Show d. Cletus via countout at 5:12
Widlfire vs 'The Icon' Rick Idol
RESULT:
Idol d. Wildfire at 4:31 via pinfall (Legend Killer)
Onslaught vs 'Mr Massacre' Kyle Magnum
RESULT:
Magnum d. Onslaught at 4:56 via Gravedigger
Cruiserweight Title Match
Nomad (c) vs Xtreme Gangsta
RESULT:
NO CONTEST
World Title Match
Vermin (c) vs Warpath
RESULT:
Warpath d. Vermin via DQ at 6:31
JB : "What an animal! He should be taken off the streets!"
BH : "Oh god.... oh god, NOT AGAIN!!! NO MORE!!!"
JB : "Buck, get a hold of yourself!! Fans, this is Jim Biggins and for the entire EFW crew,
GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!!!!"
Copyright EFW 1998.