Mayhem 99 from the Millennium theater in Orlando Florida Diablo, Weehawk and Xtremegangsta walk out together to the ring. Xtreme and Weehawk are both carrying large trashcans to the ring. They throw them over the top rope and produce 2 huge bails of barbedwire. Diablo stays in the middle of the ring while Xtreme and Weehawk wrap the ropes with the barbedwire. The ref starts to yell at Diablo, trying to explain this is not a barbedwire match, he retorts with a kick to the throat. The ref drops in a heap, gasping for air. Another ref comes to ringside, while EMT's pull the foolish ref out of the ring. With the ropes now wrapped in barbedwire, Xtreme calls for a microphone. The announcer tosses one to him and Xtreme makes a statement. "I now declare this 6 way dance EXTREME, the rest of you boys, cowering in the lockerroom, GET THE FUCK OUT HERE!!!!!" The EFW Mayhem promo starts up and play through. Rebel comes out from the back, ferocity in his eyes. About midway to the ring, Joe and Condo jump out from the crowd. They both drop to a knee and smash Rebel in the stomach with double back hands. Joe goes high with a spinning roundhouse, Condo goes low with a sweep, TOTAL ELIMINATION!!!!!!!!!!! The force from Rebel's head hitting the concrete actually cracks it. A large puddle of blood instantly appears under Rebel. Xtreme and Weehawk quickly produce barbedwire baseball bats and run down to the aisle way. Diablo stays in the ring for some reason unknown. Joe and Condo are busy laughing at Rebel, but they do not laugh for long. In simultaneous brutality, Condo gets cracked in the head by Weehawk, Joe gets smashed by Xtreme. 3 men are already bloody. Xtreme and Weehawk begin to beat down Joe and Condo, while Diablo exits the ring. He grabs Rebel and drags him to the ring to recuperate. Diablo then returns to the aisleway. He picks up Condo and instructs Xtreme and Weehawk to perform Total Elimination with the baseball bats, they oblige. Joe receives a similar one. They then drag Condo and Joe to the ring and toss them over the rope, their bodies scraping the barbedwire on the way in. Xtreme and Weehawk grab steel chairs and climb the top ropes. Weehawk nails an arabian facebuster on Condo. Just as Xtreme is about to launch off the rope, Diablo bounces off the rope and crotches Xtreme. Diablo, seeing a great opportunity, drags Xtreme across the barbedwire ropes, crotch first. He then pulls him off and goes for a pin, but Xtreme kicks out at 2. Diablo, in a display of pure brutality, produces a set of brass knuckles and begins to pummel Xtreme bloody. Weehawk is presently stomping Condo's head in. Rebel regains consciousness and quickly grabs a steal chair and bludgeons Joe, as he struggles to get to his feet. Rebel is in a homicidal rage, he just continues to bash him. He stops after a series of 20 chair shots, the only reason he stops is the fact the chair is broken. Xtreme is now a bloody mess and Diablo pulls him to his feet. Diablo goes for a Cactus Jack style clothesline , but Xtreme ducks and Diablo goes flying over the top rope. He gets up, but is very woozy. Xtreme , in a purely instinctive move loosens some barbedwire from the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle. He wraps the barbedwire around both of his hands and launches himself at Diablo. With the barbedwire strung very tight, he nails Diablo in the neck. Xtreme's momentum carries him into the front row. A huge gash is visible on the jugular of Diablo. Blood just starts gushing out of his neck, kind of like an oil well. The ref on the outside calls out the EMT's and declares Diablo unfit to continue. They wrap his neck, Vermin comes down to ringside and helps the EMT's get Diablo back to the ambulance. Diablo eliminated at 4:53 of the match by Xtreme. The lights suddenly drop in the arena, a huge pyro blast can be seen. Then the sound of a body going through multiple tables can be heard. It is capped off by a repeating loud boom of a steel chair. As the lights come back up Xtreme is under a steel chair. Joe is nowhere to be seen. Rebel is standing in the ring with a confused look on his face. A bloody, burnt Weehawk is covered in table fragments. An unconscious Condo with a steel chair wrapped around his head is covering Weehawk.. The ref counts the pin, 1....2......3. Weehawk is eliminated at 5:40 of the match by Condo. Shadow appears in the aisle way, with a mic in his hands. "That was way too easy, this is why I did not enter this pathetic match. You are all below me, I laid you all out in a matter of seconds" He then drops the mic and walks away. Rebel, being the only man standing in the ring quickly locks Condo up in the Dangerzone. With his older brother's move locked on the already unconscious Condo, the ref just calls for the bell. Condo eliminated at 5:50 of the match, by Rebel Xtreme is just now getting to his feet. Rebel is not letting go of the hold, the ref is trying his best to get him to break it, but is not having much luck. Behind Rebel, the ring is ripped through with a pair of scissors. Emerging through the hole is a marble bust of President Giove's head. The bust is followed by Joe. As Joe comes up through the ring, Xtreme crawls under it. Joe takes the bust and shatters it over Rebel's head. He then drops him with the the Cold Snap. The count is academic. Rebel eliminated at 6:30 of the match by Joe. While the ref was making the count, Xtreme emerges from under the ring with a Hindu bed of spikes. As soon as the ref counts to three, Xtreme performs a Senton Bomb, with the bed of spikes under him, pointing out. He drives the bed of spikes into Joe's back. Joe jumps up in pain, blood instantly flows from his back and gets all over the ring. Xtreme rips the bed out of Joe's back, some spikes stay in him. He then performs the Xtreme Reality, but he hangs onto it and does a chain of them, stopping at 4. Xtreme then just stands on Joe and demands the ref to count. 1....2....., Joe kicks out. Xtreme grabs a barbedwire baseball bat and smashes Joe over the head 10 times. He goes for the pin, 1.....2......3. Joe eliminated at 7:50 of the match by Xtreme. Winner of the 6 way dance and a shot at the Cruiserweight belt, XTREMEGANGSTA. Tag Tourney First Round Matches: Sick & Sexy vs. Destructo and Devestation Destructo and Devestation take an early advantage because Weehawk, a charred and bloody mess, insists on starting the match first. Destructo pretty much tosses him around. He pulls off some very impressive moves including a Top rope powerbomb, double chokeslam, and a release german suplex that sends Weehawk through an outside table. Bane quickly runs over to Weehawk and slips him some spiked brass knuckles. He then gets in Destructo's face for about 30 seconds, to buy Weehawk time. The ref seperates the 2 and Bane goes back to the apron. Destructo grabs Weehawk with one hand in an attempt to chokeslam him on the concrete. But on the way up, Weehawk cracks Destructo square in the face with the spiked knuckles. He drops Weehawk instantly and clutches at his own face. Blood is now very prevalent on Destructo's face. Weehawk stumbles into the ring and tags Bane. Bane jumps to the outside and throws Destructo in the ring. He takes over with a dragon sleeper, the pressure built up from the sleeper makes the already bleeding wound on Destructo's face pump even more blood. Destructo's refusal to tap out just makes Bane clamp it on even harder. There is now a huge puddle of blood in the ring. Bane, sick of getting blood on himself, releases the hold and performs the Dory Funk Drop on Destructo. He then just arrogantly covers Destructo, 1........2.........3. Winners at 5:38 of the match, SICK & SEXY Striker and Scorpion vs. Rebel and Xtremegangsta Xtreme and Rebel are very battered from the 6 way dance, but both want the tag belts. Xtreme walks to the ring with his barbedwire baseball bat. Scorpion and Striker are already in the ring acknowledging the fans. They are on opposite turnbuckles. Xtreme quickly enters the ring, baseball bat raised back and ready to pop Scorpion in the back of the head. Rebel quickly jumps in front of Xtreme and stops him. Xtreme curses out Rebel, but does not go through with cracking Scorpion's head open. Rebel starts the match off against Striker. Rebel takes an early advantage with a couple of jaw level drop kicks, a perfect spin heel kick and he caps it all off with a textbook flying head scissors. His mistake comes when he decides to take a page out of Spike Dudley's book. He actually gets Striker in the corner, and goes for a swinging bulldog, only problem is Striker just holds him up in the air and drops him face first on the metal turnbuckle post. Rebel is now a bloody mess again. Striker lays him out and climbs the top rope, he performs a flawless frog splash that almost breaks the ring. He goes for the pin, but Xtreme quickly climbs the top rope and performs a diving kamikaze head butt on Striker to break up the count. Xtreme rolls back to the apron. Striker gets up and tags in Scorpion. Scorpion quickly goes on the offensive, with a couple of avalanche splashes and a flawless series of rolling reverse russian leg sweeps. But on the last one, Rebel somehow musters enough energy to reverse the leg sweep and invert it. Scorpion takes a face full of mat. The Pantheon comes down the aisle way. Condo and Joe are banged up, Onslaught and Idol are just fine. Rebel, quickly tags Xtreme. Xtreme starts working on Scorpion with a piece of barbedwire he smuggled into the ring with him. Scorpion's face is scraped up pretty bad now. The Pantheon is now ringside. The ref is looking at the group at ringside. Striker and Rebel look at each other and both jump to the concrete and start brawling with Idol and Onslaught. Joe and Condo both jump in the ring. Joe brings a chair in with him and puts it on the mat. Condo rips Xtreme off of Scorpion and kicks him in the crotch. Joe and Condo both produce baseball bats and give him a total elimination, just like the one they both received earlier on. Xtreme's head actually splits the steel chair upon impact. Condo and Joe both get the ref's attention. The ref turns around, the chair is gone and Xtreme is profusely bleeding from the back of the head. Condo and Joe both encourage Scorpion to cover Xtreme, he reluctantly does. 1......2........3. Winners of the match at 7:52 of the match, Striker and Scorpion. As the bell rings, Striker and Rebel turn around in shock. They were preoccupied by Idol and Onslaught and did not see anything happen. Rebel quickly runs to the ring and checks on Xtreme, he is unconscious The ref tells Striker that his team won, but he is still in shock. The Pantheon exit the ringside area during all the commotion. Xtreme is helped up by Rebel, Striker and Scorpion. They all go back to the lockerroom. Warpath/Marty vs. Extreme Condo Warrior and Joe Bronie This match was a lot like the other matches in the current saga of Condo/Bronie vs. Warpath/Marty matches, short and sweet. The fact that both of these men are monsters in the ring, the two cruiserweights were severely outgunned. Highlights for Condo and Bronie included a ring entrance of epic proportions. All capped off by the extended posedown by Condo, which everyone in attendance was treated to 15 minutes instead of 10. Joe looked a little bored, but Condo didn't really seem to care. After the posedown, the Warpath /Marty highlight real began and ended abruptly. Taking advantage of the fact Condo and Joe were already beaten pretty bad from the 6 way dance, Warpath leveled Joe with the Lobotomy kick and Marty decimated Condo with the Easy 3, they got a double pin and a quick victory. Winners at :45 seconds of the match, Marty the Mauler and Warpath. The Show is now in the ring. He has a mic in his hand and is staring into the T.V. camera. "I told the EFW executive committee to get me into this tag tournament to prove my undoubtable dominance in this organization. I told them to team me up with another superstar and we would reign supreme tonight and be the best tag team champions this organization has ever crowned. So, geniuses, bring out my perfect partner." Hillbilly Jim's music hits. Accompanied by president Giove and JB, Cletus comes walking out towards the ring. The Show is in absolute shock. Cletus and his entourage hit the ring to a huge crowd pop. The Show speaks, "What in the......No way am I teaming up with this inbred, genetic joke." President Giove grabs a mic, "Your contract was an open contract, you told us to get you a partner, well here he is. You will tag up with him or, you can take a nice long suspension. You are a talented wrestler, but I call the shots in this company, not you." The Show is not saying a word. President Giove continues "your opponents tonight will be The Icon and Onslaught, hit their music." Jesus Christ Superstar hits, Onslaught and Icon walk towards the ring. President Giove and JB both leave. Icon/Onslaught vs. Cletus/The Show The Show is visibly disgusted and leaves the ring to grab a chair. He comes back in and throws the chair at Cletus. Cletus catches the chair and then takes a VANDAMINATOR. Cletus drops to the canvas and The Show spits on him. On the way out of the ring, The Show shakes hands with Rick Idol and then leaves the arena. With a downed Cletus, Rick just picks him up and delivers a very lethal Legend Killer. Onslaught then grabs him and gives him the nasty ass Chokeslam that only he could deliver. Rick sits on Cletus and the ref counts the pin. Winners at 1:03 of the match, Rick "The Icon" Idol and Onslaught Round 2 Rick Idol and Onslaught are in the ring. Idol grabs the mike and simply says "Bring on the oppon..... I mean the Jabronies." Scorpion and Striker dash to the ring. Icon/Onslaught vs. Scorpion/Striker The match begins in a good old fashioned brawl. There is no love loss between these 2 factions and the ref pretty much throws out the rule book for this match. Striker immediately picks up Onslaught and tosses him mask first onto the concrete floor. Onslaught gets up and acts as though he is unfazed by what just happened to him. Striker climbs the top rope and performs a flying body press that pins Onslaught against the security railing. Striker quickly grabs a steel chair and begins pounding away on Onslaught. Scorpion and Rick are embroiled in a classic wrestling match on the inside, filled with reversals and great submission moves, but nothing high impact. Meanwhile on the outside, Striker is taking every bit of aggression he has out on Onslaught. Striker actually calls out to the fans for a weapon, they oblige by tossing him a crowbar. He puts it to good use and bends it over the back of Onslaught's head. Blood quickly flows form a huge gash that resulted from the blow. Now, with a beaten down Onslaught, Striker rolls him into the ring and throws a table in for good measure. He props Onslaught on the table and climbs the top rope. He performs a shooting star press that crushes Onslaught and the table upon impact. Striker goes for the cover, but Rick interrupts the count. Scorpion exits the ring and grabs a chair. He jumps back in just as Striker is about to destroy Rick. Scorpion stops him and plasters Striker with the chair so hard, the sound reverberates around the arena. The crowd is in utter shock. Rick and Scorpion hug in the ring and they roll over a very groggy Onslaught onto Striker. The ref makes the count 1.......2.........3. Winners at 5:20 of the match Icon/Onslaught. The rest of the members of the Pantheon run to the ring and congratulate their new brother, SCORPION!!!!!!! Scorpion has sold out, he is a traitor in the eyes of the fans. Marty/Warpath vs. Sick & Sexy The duo of Marty and Warpath were a perfect mismatch for Bane and Weehawk. Bane started out the match against Marty. Bane quickly clipped Marty's knee. He then went to work on it like the technician he is. He started out with a good old fashioned stomping. This gave way to a Texas cloverleaf, which Marty fought off and got to the rope. Bane quickly went back on the offensive with a figure 4 leg lock, But Marty found a way to actually reverse it. Bane breaks the hold and then turns it into a kahte haja mei. Marty is very weary, but with a new found energy reserve, he is able to jump to his feat and pound Bane into the ring post to make him let go of the hold. Bane quickly goes back on the offensive again and chop block's Marty's knee. He then drags Marty to his corner and tags in Weehawk. Weehawk quickly climbs the top rope, while Bane holds Marty's knee perfectly still. Weehawk delivers a beautiful diving headbutt, right on the knee. Marty just winces in pain. Weehawk gets a little disoriented, but clears his head and starts kicking his knee with pure hatred. He then makes the mistake of trying to pick Marty up for a DDT. Marty gets up with Weehawk, but he shoves him off the rope very hard. Weehawk bounces to the other end of the ring and shoots back towards Marty, Marty responds with a back body drop into the heavens, Weehawk actually flies out of the ring and onto the concrete. The ref checks to see if he is ok, while his back is turned, Bane produces a wire and chokes Marty with it. Warpath quickly breaks it up with a flying shoulder block that clears Marty and nails Bane. Bane takes a flight into the security railing, ribs first. Warpath helps Marty back to his corner and they make the tag. Warpath immediately runs out of the ring and picks Weehawk up by the neck and throws him into the ring. At this point it got really ugly. Warpath damn near kills him with an array of moves, including a gorilla press back breaker, a top rope tombstone piledriver and then just a furious beatdown with punches and kicks dislodging blood with each hit. Warpath picks up Weehawk and delivers the Lobotomy kick right on target. He goes for the cover, but Weehawk kicks out. Warpath then picks him up and delivers another one, just for good measure he delivers a third one. He goes for the pin, bane tries to interfere, but Marty limps over and stops him. 3 seconds later the match is over. Winner of the match at 8:31, Marty and Warpath FINALS Icon/Onslaught vs. Marty/Warpath The match is announced as a no DQ, because new tag champs have to be crowned tonight, and no one wants to see this end in a DQ! The entire Pantheon come to ringside, but the new member, Scorpion, is not present. The monster, Onslaught seems to be just fine, as though he wanted to see what kind of damage Striker was capable of. Rick is fresh as he can possibly be, considering he and Scorpion did not do much in the ring. Marty and Warpath come out to the ringside area, but are met by Joe and Condo, but the duo think better and retreat to the opposite side of the ring. Marty and Warpath just laugh and get in the ring. Since everyone is pretty much in a brawling mood tonight, this match is no different. Rick leaves Onslaught to take on both men. Marty and Warpath pummel Onslaught down to one knee. They quickly go through a stunning amount of double team maneuvers, including a superbomb(top rope double powerbomb), a stuff piledriver through a table, and just for more fun they do a stuff piledriver from the top rope to the concrete floor. Marty tosses Onslaught back into the ring and performs the Easy 3, but Onslaught kicks out at 1. Warpath runs into the ring and delivers a Lobotomy Kick and they both cover Onslaught, but Rick breaks up the count. He pays for his action with a Labotomy kick. Both men are out and the pin is academic, but just as the ref is about to hit 3, Condo and Joe come in with steel chairs and bend them over Marty and Warpath's head. No effect. The lights suddenly go out. After about 15 seconds, we hear 2 piercing screams of pain. The lights come back on, Marty and Warpath are both on the ground, with 2 huge syringes in each of their arms. Scorpion is in the ring with an evil grin on his face. Marty and Warpath are both unconscious from whatever pain they endured from whatever was injected into them. Scorpion then rolls Rick over on Marty and the ref is forced to count the pin, 1......2......3. New EFW Tag Team Champions Rick "The Icon" Idol and Onslaught The entire Pantheon with Scorpion are celebrating in the ring. People in the crowd, out of utter disgust, throw their chairs into the ring.