EFW Massacre
Rosemont Horizon
Chicago, IL
(The shot fades in to show the Rosemont Horizon, jammed with EFW fans as the pyro goes off and
EFW Mayhem hits the airwaves!)
JB : "Welcome one and all to EFW Mayhem!! I'm Jim Biggins, along side as always
my comrade, Buck Hammerstien!"
BH : "That's right, Jim! We've got one hell of a card for tonight! Tempers are burning all
over the federation, but none hotter than that of Shining Force leader 'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum! Magnum has stated before that he has no patience with the Pantheon, but after the things they did at Mayhem Magnum is looking for some payback tonight!"
JB : "We picked up these pre-recorded comments from Mr. Massacre himself."
(Kyle Magnum is standing before the camera, holding a long pike)
Magnum : "Vermin, all I can say is I'm gonna enjoy beating your big ass around that ring tonight. Those fans paid to see a show, not get assaulted. You better bring everything you have, because it's gonna take every bit to beat me. Patheon, what you did at Mayhem was beyond low, and you guys had better watch your asses tonight, because there just might be a suprise in store for you, too."
BH : "He sounds pumped, Jim!!"
JB : "And you know he is, Buck. We also picked up these words from 'The Icon' Rick Idol."
(Rick Idol stands before the camera, the massive Onslaught towering over his shoulder)
Idol : "Mystery Partners Match? Don't make me laugh. There's no match here. I alone outclass Nomad and whatever two cent jabronie he found stupid enough to be his partner. Add my partner in and it's like comparing bars of gold to piles of manure. And here's a word of warning to the Shining Force: stay out of our business unless you want to get squashed. We do what we want around here and there's not a damn thing you can do to stop us. Now turn that camera off, your 15 minutes are up!"
JB : "Things are set to explode here in the Rosemont Horizon!! Here's tonight's card in full detail!!"
MAIN EVENT
Eazy-T (c) vs Warpath
United States Title Match
'The Icon' Rick Idol/??? vs Nomad/???
Dream Partners Match
Joe Bronie vs Xtreme Gangsta
Onslaught vs Striker
'Mr Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs Vermin
'Extreme' Condo Warrior vs Shadow
Frost vs Diablo
Marty the Mauler vs Scorpion
Joe Bronie vs Xtreme Gangsta
Joe Bronie is introduced, but when he appears, he is wearing the red and yellow uniform of the 80's era Hulk Hogan! He is pelted with debris from the crowd on the way to the ring. He grabs a mic:
Joe : "I want to dedicate this match to the greatest wrestler that ever lived.... HULK HOGAN! Where ever you are, Hulk, this one's for you!"
(While Bronie is doing his speech, Condo runs down to the ring from the dressing room. He sneaks in the ring behind Joe and PLASTERS him with the MFWL Lightweight Title belt!!)
"Natural Born Killaz" strikes up to the roar of the crowd and Xtreme Gangsta runs to the ring, wearing a Vigilantes t-shirt. He slides in the ring and THEZ PRESSES Condo to the mat immedietly and begins pounding his head in! The referee tries to pull Gangsta off, no success!! He tries again, and this time Gangsta stands up and pushes the referee down. Joe takes advantage of the distraction by quickly crawling up behind Gangsta and landing an UPPERCUT TO THE GROIN!! Xtreme collapses to the mat and Joe takes a second to regain his composure. Condo makes a hasty retreat back down the isle. Joe soon stands and begins stomping Gangsta's head to the mat, following up with a LEG DROP and a cover, but only gets a two. Joe then grabs Gangsta's legs, then looks at the referee and points into the rafters. The stupid ref turns around and Joe blatently STOMPS GANGSTA in the groin!! Joe runs over to the corner and jumps to the second buckle... he comes off with a FLYING LEG DROP that MISSES!! Gangsta gets to his feet and starts to mount a comeback, with lefts and rights to the head of Bronie!! Gangsta whips Joe to the ropes and nails a DROPKICK that sends him reeling!! Gangsta runs in for more punishment, but Joe quickly executes a DROP TOE HOLD that makes Gangsta's throat fall on the second rope! Joe gives the high sign that it's time for the finish. He sets Gangsta, lifts up but Gangsta flips backward out of the move and grabs Joe in a back waistlock, leading to a GERMAN SUPLEX, but Joe counters that by flipping to his feet! Joe runs in and eats a CLOTHELINE!! Gangsta jumps high and lands a big ELBOW DROP to the neck of Joe Bronie, following up by rolling Joe over and CHOKING him with both hands!! Joe crawls under the bottom rope, but when he's halfway out Gangsta grabs his foot and tries to drag him back in!! Joe is holding onto the bottom of the ring for dear life!! The referee is telling Gangsta to release him because he's in the ropes, and while Gangsta argues Joe manages to reach under the ring and grab a CHAIR! Gangsta pushes the referee out of the way and moves in, and Joe blindly swings the chair above his head and SMASHES Gangsta with it! The referee missed it while trying to recover from being pushed. Joe crawls back in the ring and lunges for the dazes Gangsta, but Gangsta BOOTS him in the gut!! Gangsta then hooks him up for the Xtreme Reality!! He lifts up, but Joe won't go!! Joe falls back and lifts Gangsta up and lands a COLD SNAP!!!. The referee counts the pin for Joe to score the upset victory!
RESULT:
Bronie d. Gangsta via pinfall at 6:31
(Editor's Note: When run on 6MS this match was VERY close)
Onslaught vs Striker
Onslaught was introduced first, but as he walked to the ring Striker met him in the isle with a FOREARM SHOT to the back of the neck!! The monster didn't appear to feel it as he turned around to face Striker. Striker jumped up and KICKED Onslaught in the chest, then followed it with a CHOP that was heard all over the arena! The monster was now enraged, he grabbed Striker and WHIPPED him toward the ring. Striker hit the ring hard as the referee rang the bell and the match was underway. Onslaught didn't charge in to follow up and Striker had recovered by the time he got there, throwing PUNCHES to the big man's chest!! Striker got a running start, and hit a CLOTHELINE on the big man that rocked him backwards! He tried again, but this time when he ran in Onslaught sidestepped him and tossed him full speed into the ring steps, sending the top half of the steps crashing into the guardrail!! Onslaught then grabbed the downed Striker and began RAMMING his head into the steps repeatedly. The referee was outside, pleading with Onslaught to get in the ring, but the pleas fell on deaf ears as Onslaught grabbed Striker and set him for a POWERBOMB ON THE STEPS!! Onslaught set him up and lifted, but when Striker was up in position he suddenly regained his senses! Hooking his arm around Onslaught's head he countered the powerbomb with a DDT ON THE STEPS!! The crowd went wild for this reversal, but both men were laying out at this point. Striker was up first and managed to roll in the ring and break the count. Striker then stepped out on the apron and, with a running start, nailed a GUILLOTINE LEG DROP on Onslaught, who was still laying on the steps!! Striker then did something the Vigilantes don't normally do: he began to PULL UP THE MATS outside the ring!! The crowd loved it, but while he was doing it Onslaught began to regain his senses and wrapped his massive hands around the steps he was laying on. When Striker came back over to stand him up, Onslaught SWUNG THE STEPS in an uppercut motion that knocked Striker a foot into the air!! Striker landed in a heap, and Onslaught SLAMMED THE STEPS DOWN on him!! Striker was not moving. Onslaught, after taking a second to discard the steps, rolled the near unconcious Striker in the ring. Even though he didn't need to, Onslaught slapped Striker with a DESTROYER and got the academic pinfall.
RESULT:
Onslaught d. Striker via pinfall at 6:58
(Editor's Note: The actual 6MS match took place 99% outside the ring)
'Mr. Massacre' Kyle Magnum vs Vermin
Magnum was introduced first, and carried his pike to ringside with him. Vermin came out to new entrance music, but with the same old evil smile on his face. He hit the ring at a run and Magnum met him at the ropes, kicking and stomping him, not letting him stand. The bell rang as Vermin grabbed Magnum's foot and tripped him up. Magnum quickly was up, but so was Vermin! Vermin lunged in for a LARIAT, but it was ducked by the shorter Magnum! Magnum reached up after ducking the lariat and grabbed Vermin in a SHOULDER NECKBREAKER!! Magnum was quick to stay on Vermin and began to stomp the big man's neck repeatedly. As Vermin started to stand, Magnum hit the ropes and came off with a running STOMP to the neck that sent Vermin back to the mat once again. Magnum started to stand Vermin up, but Vermin laid two vicious BODY SHOTS into Magnum's torso, following up with an UPPERCUT that rocked Magnum back against the ropes! Vermin, from his knees, lunged forward and CLOTHESLINED Magnum over the top rope to the floor!! Both men were stunned, but in a few seconds it was the crowd that would be stunned.... Vermin got to his feet, grabbed the top rope and VAULTED OVER ONTO MAGNUM!!! Both men crashed to the floor!! Vermin got to his knees and leaned against the guardrail, which prompted a fan to smack him over the head with a drink. Vermin, fully enraged, grabbed the fan by the neck and CHOKE SLAMMED him through his chair! This action gave Magnum the time he needed to recover and clip Vermin's knee from behind, making the champion collapse. When Magnum saw the fan with a chair embedded in his back he became enraged himself!! He grabbed Vermin and set him for the CALM BEFORE THE STORM, but could he get it?! The answer? YES! Lifting with every once of strength he had, Magnum STEINER SCREWDRIVERED Vermin on the cold, concrete floor!! The crowd loved every second!! Magnum was spent afterwards. It took him a few seconds to roll Vermin back in the ring, and when he finally got in and went for the cover, it only yielded a two count. Frustrated, Magnum stomped Vermin and then went to the corner, mouting the second buckle. Magnum waited for Vermin to slowly climb to his feet. When Vermin was on one knee, Magnum leapt, but Vermin intercepted him with a lunging LARIAT that knocked the Shining Force leader in a backflip!! Magnum cracked his head hard on the mat. Both men were down for a few seconds. Vermin was the first to reach his feet. He grabbed Magnum by the hair and started to stand him up. When Magnum got to his knees he bagan thowing HUGE SHOTS into Vermin's midsection!! Magnum fought up to his feet, and in another display of power, wrapped his hands around Vermin's waist and executed a BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! Both men were again down, but this time Magnum made it to his feet and gave the sign for the finish!! He stood Vermin up and set him for the Gravedigger!! Would he get it?! NO!! He lifted, but he was totally spent and couldn't get the big man up. Vermin landed and SLAMMED a DOUBLE AXE HANDLE blow to Magnum's back, knocking him to his knees. From that position, Vermin grabed Magnum and quickly executed a 187 Powerbomb!! Vermin collapsed with his arm draped over Magnum's chest. The referee made the count...... 1........2........3! Vermin won the match, but the match it self was brutality personified and neither man was moving.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Magnum at 6:43 via pinfall
(Editor's Note: This is another one that was said to be VERY close)
As soon as the bell rang, the Pantheon came out from the dressing room and headed for the ring. Onslaught and Idol were out first, followed by Condo... but Condo never made it to the ring, as WILDFIRE and FROST, the Shining Force, grabbed him in the isle behind the backs of his friends! Idol and Onslaught couldn't hear him scream for help over the crowd noise. Wildfire and Frost were beating Condo down in the isle as Idol and Onslaught climbed in the ring. Vermin was beginning to stir, but Idol and Onslaught made sure he didn't get up by stomping him into the mat. Idol then ordered Onslaught to stand Magnum up, and after making sure Magnum knew who he was, nailed him with the LEGEND KILLER. Sick & Sexy rushed the ring, followed by Wildfire and Frost who were dragging the limp Condo Warrior behind them. Onslaught wanted to stay and fight, but Idol convinced him they'd proved their point and they left the ring. Wildfire and Frost helped their leader up while Sick & Sexy did the same. Condo was beginning to stir, but Wildfire kicked him back down on the way out.
'Extreme' Condo Warrior vs. Shadow
Condo was just begining to stir when Shadow's music came on the PA system. Condo unstrapped the MFWL title belt he carries with him and stuck it in the corner. Condo tried to ambush Shadow as soon as he hit the ring by running in a KICKING away at Shadow's midsection. He whipped Shadow to the ropes, but Shadow came back with a JUMP KICK that sent Condo sprawling on the mat! Shadow hauled Condo to his feet and slammed him into the corner. Shadow then let loose with a variety of martial arts KICK AND STRIKES that flew by too fast to describe them all, ending with a BACK ROLLING SOLE BUTT that knocked Condo to the mat. It was almost academic at this point as Shadow went for the cover....... but Condo's instincts told him 'KICK!!!!' at the last possible second, and that's what he did, escaping at the 2 3/4 count! Shadow stood up and grabbed Condo by the hair, but as Condo was standing up he grabbed Shadow by the mask and landed a JAWBREAKER that sent Shadow stumbling backwards and gave Condo time to roll under the bottom rope to catch his breath. Condo ran over to the timekeeper's table and grabbed the timekeeper, yelling 'Help me!!' in his face. Shadow stepped out on the apron, and seeing Condo, he ran down the length of the apron ... and ended in a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA off the ring apron!! Condo saw what was happening at the last second and instead of being hit, he pulled the timekeeper in the way! Shadow's plancha put the timekeeper through the timekeeper's table!! Condo had time to regain his balance while Shadow lay hurt on the floor. Condo grabbed the MFWL belt from the corner...
...and from the other side of the ring, SWEET DADDY hopped the guardrail, wearing a 'Condo Warrior' T-shirt! He grabbed the referee's foot and distracted him. When Shadow finally got up, Condo put him right back down with a BELT SHOT to the face!! Sweet Daddy released the referee and walked away. Condo rolled Shadow back in the ring and struggled to get him in the 'Uncle Condo'. Shadow was out cold, and his hand dropped three times giving the unlikely win to Condo.
RESULT:
Condo d. Shadow via submission at 6:04 (Uncle Condo)
Jimmy Hollywood was dispatched to catch a word with Sweet Daddy.
(Sweet Daddy is seen walking back into the dressing room arean. Jimmy Hollywood walks to catch up with him)
JH : "Sweet Daddy! SD! Wait up! Why did you interefere in that matchup!? Shadow had the match won before you stuck your nose in!"
SD : "Forget that, look what I've got here!"
(SD holds up a white Condo Warrior T-shirt just like the one he has on)
SD : "It's the MAN! And he's on MY chest! Whoo-hoo! And you can have a shirt with his picture on it, too! I'll be out later on selling them in the crowd! Get yours now, they're going fast!!"
(SD walks off)
JH : "Back out to you guys."
Frost vs. Diablo
Diablo made his way to the ring first. Frost's music palyed twice and no one came out. Jim Biggins finaly dispached Jimmy Hollywood to find out what was wrong.
(Jimmy Hollywood is standing outside the door to the Shining Force's locker room. You can hear the sounds of things being broken inside)
JH : "Jesus, Jim, it sounds like a war zone back here!"
(Jim begins banging on the door)
JH : "HEY! What the hell's going on in there?!"
(The door is kicked off it's hinges from the inside by MR. MASSACRE, KYLE MAGNUM, pike in hand! He charges past Jimmy Hollywood, followed by Frost and Wildfire who are trying to control him)
Frost : "Kyle!! Stop!! Put that thing down!!"
Wildfire : "Stop this, man!! We can't be like them!!"
Frost : "The kids look up to you now. What will they think if you lower yourself to their level?"
(Those words finally seem to get through to Magnum. The anger leaves his face and he reluctantly goes back in the dressing room. Wildfire and Frost look relieved)
JH : "Frost, your match is up next."
Frost : "What? Next? Great."
(Frost takes off in the direction of the ring)
Frost obviously had more things on his mind than this match, and it showed in his ring work. He rushed into the ring, not taking time to slap hands with the fans like he usually does. Diablo jumped on him as soon as the bell rung and would not let up. Diablo began KICKING the knees of Frost, trying to buckle them. Frost tried to escape, but ran into a DROP TOE HOLD that Diablo quickly converted into an ANKLE LOCK! Frost managed to get to the ropes and the hold was broken. With both men on their feet, Frost was able to go on the offensive. But his moves didn't seem to have the spark that they usually have. He nailed a quick DROPKICK which sent Diablo reeling, but failed to follow up. Diablo bounced off the ropes and came in with a SPINNING NECKBREAKER that took Frost down. Diablo then put on a painful hold as he drove his ELBOW into the temple of Frost! The referee was counting this hold as illegal for some reason, and when he told Diablo to release it, Diablo quickly obeyed. He then grabbed the ref by the shirt and KNIFE EDGE CHOPPED him right in the throat. The ref fell to the ground, clutching his neck. Frost took the oppertunity to roll forward and TRIP Diablo from behind. He sprung to his feet and began STOMPING Diablo down, which the crowd loved!! Frost picked Diablo up and tossed him to the ropes, nailing a SATELLITE HEAD SCISSORS!! The referee began to come around as Frost tossed Diablo to the ropes again, but this time, Diablo ducked a Frost lariat, did another DROP TOE HOLD and rolled it over into the HAND OF DEATH!! In an instant, Frost was caught. The referee asked him if he wanted to give, and he would not. Diablo cinched the hold in tighter and Frost was forced to submit.
RESULT:
Diablo d. Frost via pinfall at 5:12
Marty the Mauler vs Scorpion
The Mauler made his entrance first, followed by the newest member of the Pathenon, Scorpion. Scorp took his time getting down to ringside, laughing at the fans and taunting them. As soon as he hit the ring, things changed. Marty ran in an CLOTHESLINED Scorpion to the mat, following with a huge LEG DROP. Not satisfied, Marty dragged Scorpion to his feet and immedietley CHOKE SLAMMED him like he was a paper doll. Still not satisfied, Marty grabbed Scorpion off the ground in a POWER BOMB WHIP, then hauled him up once again in a K-DRILLER. The crowd was initially stunned, but began to cheer Marty when they saw he was destroying the former Vigilante.
It wouldn't be long before the rest of the Pathenon would try to make it to ringside, but this time they were intercepted by the Shining Force: Magnum with his pike, accompanied by Wildfire and Frost wielding chairs! Wildfire and Frost LEVELED Idol and Condo from behind with their chairs while Magnum held Onslaught at bay with the pike.
Marty had stopped beating Scorpion to watch what was going on in the isleway. When he was satisfied that there would be no interference, he turned back to Scorpion. Scorp had recovered some though, and rushed in to attack. He was met with a BOOT TO THE GUTS! Marty, fuming that Scorp tried to hit him in the back, lifted him up in the EASY-3, then completed the move by dumping Scorpion OVER THE TOP TO THE OUTSIDE!! Marty rolled the totally unconcious Scorpion back in the ring and placed a foot on his chest. The referee didn't even bother to count.
RESULT:
Marty d. Scorpion via TKO at 5:12
(Editor's Note: The 6MS match was complete domination by Marty. Actual win was by submission, TKO scripted in)
'The Icon' Rick Idol/??? vs Nomad/???
(Nomad is the first one introduced. His entrance electifies the assembled masses! He jogs down to the ring and awaits the introduction of 'The Icon' Rick Idol. Idol and Onslaught are met with the exact opposite reaction. When Idol hits the ring, he grabs a mic. Nomad is leaning against the turnbuckles, smiling)
ICON - "Listen up, Sheep. It is my ESTEEMED pleasure to introduce you to my Dream Partner, and number one on the recruitment list of the Pantheon... THE SHOW!"
(The Show's music hits and he begins his walk to the ring. He recieves much the same reaction as Idol and meets it with much the same arrogance. He makes it to the ring right as his music stops. Idol shakes hands with The Show. Nomad, strangely, is leaning against the corner and chuckling to himself)
ICON - "What're you laughing at, No-Mind? Your chances of winning this match?"
THE SHOW - "Or is it your choice of partner?"
(Nomad is laughing out loud by now. He laughs himself to tears. He eventually calms down enough to grab a mic)
Nomad : "I.... I'm sorry, I can't... hehehe... this is just too ironic... hahaha!"
(Nomad waves to the back. Kyle Magnum's music hits the air, and out walks Mr. Massacre through the curtain, a look of crazed joy on his face. He points at Idol and pulls his thumb across his throat. The crowd EXPLODES!!)
Magnum sprints to the ring as Nomad clobbered The Show from behind. The bell is rung, and we
are ready to go! Nomad had The Show down on the ground pounding on him as Magnum jumped up
into the ring. Idol tried to meet him, but failed as Magnum RAN RIGHT OVER his opponent and
both men fell outside the ring!! Nomad and The Show were mixing it up in the ring with The
Show getting the worst of it. Magnum had Idol outside the ring and was ramming his head into
the guardrail... when the huge Onslaught came up behind him! But it was not to be this time,
as Striker and Rebel of the Vigilantes jumped the guardrail behind the monster and attacked
him!! Wildfire, Frost and Xtreme Gangsta came running down the isle and stood between the isle
and the ring, daring anyone to try to come through. Gangsta eventually had to go help Rebel
and Striker with Onslaught. Condo and Scorpion tried to come to ringside to help their
friends, but with the beatings they had taken earlier they were no match for Wildfire and
Frost. The Vigilantes and Shining Force eventually drove the Pathenon back to the dressing
room area. Magnum had been cleaning house on Idol on the outside without using any wrestling
manuvers, he was just bashing the smaller man. Nomad was having a little trouble the The Show.
The Show had Nomad down and was pounding on him when Magnum rolled Idol into the ring and climbed
in himself. The Show saw what was coming and quickly exited the ring. Magnum dared him to come
back, then he hauled Idol to his feet and gave him a GRAVEDIGGER! The Show grabbed a chair and came
back into the ring. He tossed the chair to Magnum, but Magnum DODGED the jump kick! When The Show
came back down, Magnum SMASHED him with the chair! He then threw the chair down and grabbed
The Show, set him up.... and gave him a GRAVEDIGGER ON THE CHAIR!! The crowd was going berserk
as Nomad wrapped The Danger Zone on the unconcious Show. The hand dropped three times and that
was it! Nomad and Magnum won the match in impressive fashion.
RESULT:
Nomad/Magnum d. Idol/Show via submission at 5:20
(Editor's Note: The 6MS match was said to be totally one-sided in the favor of Magnum and Nomad)
(Nomad grabbed a mic and stood over Rick Idol)
Nomad : "Now you listen to me. We are bringing JUSTICE and ORDER back to this federation. I
don't care if Magnum and me have to kick each one of your butts ourselves, it's gonna happen.
Believe it!"
(But, strangly, Idol began to laugh. A weak laugh, but it was a laugh)
Magnum : "What the hell are you laughing at, boy? You just got your ass handed to you."
Idol : (smiling) "Heh.... take a look at the big screen, big man. heh..."
(Everyone in the arena turned to the big screen. A shot of the backstage area is shown... and
the members of the Vigilantes and Shining Force are TOTALLY DESTROYED. Wildfire is head down
in a trash can. Xtreme Gangsta's head is stuck in a soda machine. Broken tables and chairs lay everywhere.
Jimmy Hollywood is standing next to a prone Striker)
JH : "My god, Striker? Can you hear me? What happened?"
Striker : (weakly) : "I don't know... we had them running, then the lights went out... something
hit me hard... the next thing I remember is you waking me up....."
(Nomad and Magnum jump out of the ring and take off for the backstage area)
MAIN EVENT
Eazy-T (c) vs Warpath
United States Title Match
JB : "What a show we've had tonight. There's been ups and downs, and the faction war continues
here in the EFW with neither side backing down an inch."
BH : "What bothers me is... how did the Pantheon do that to the Vigilantes and Shining Force? It
was 6 on 3, and Scorpion and Condo had already been beaten down twice tonight. There's just no way they could
have done it, not even Onslaught could win with those odds."
JB : "I don't know, Buck. The Pantheon is a tricky bunch, that's for sure. Who knows what they're
capable of when pushed. All that nonwithstanding, we've got our MAIN EVENT coming up!"
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"
(The Funeral March chimes in. Red spotlights shine down on the entryway. Warpath soon comes
through the curtain to a chours of jeers. He seems uneffected, as always. He climbes in the ring
and throws a few kicks at the turnbuckle)
('Gangsta's Paradise' comes on next and the crowd boos again. Eazy-T makes his way out, 40 in
one hand and title belt in the other. He has a pink ribbon around his arm, and when he
gets close to the camera he says "See the ribbon? It's in memory of Punk-Ass Bo. It's his
favorite color.")
JB : "The fans don't know which way to go on this one, Buck."
BH : "If they're like me they just hope one of them goes to the hospital."
JB : "Strong words, Buck. The bell has rung, we're underway here in the Rosemont Horizon! Warpath
charges in and nails Eazy with a RIGHT HAND! Eazy reutrns the favor!! They're in a punching match
here!! Warpath and Eazy-T trading blows!! Warpath gets two in, here's a third, and the champion
GOES DOWN for the first time tonight!!"
BH : "Eazy's no slouch as a brawler, but he's no match for Warpath in that catagory."
JB : "Warpath is stomping the champion into the mat now... picks him up, whip to the ropes, CLOTHESLINE
ducked by Eazy! Eazy comes back with a CLOTHESLINE of his own and Warpath goes down for the first time!!
Warpath quickly back up, he meets a boot to the face from the champion! Eazy now with knife edge
chops, he's forcing Warpath back into the corner with chops. Eazy now RIPS the shirt off Warpath...
and lets out a CHOP heard all over the arena!! And another!! Eazy backs up to the center of the ring...
charges in... WARPATH WITH A STANDING SIDE KICK!!! Eazy ran right into that one!! He's got to be out!!"
BH : "His head bounced off the mat like a basketball. This match is over."
JB : "Eazy's not moving. Warpath goes for the cover. 1..... 2....."
BH : "NO!! Eazy kicks out!! How the hell!?"
JB : "I have no idea where he got the stamina to kick out of that!! This match should be over, and
you can see it on Warpath's face. Warpath now stands the champion up... he measures Eazy.... LARIAT!!
Eazy crashes hard to the mat. Cover, 1....2, kickout again! I don't know how he does it. Warpath
now grabs Eazy's head... ouch, he's KICKING HIM IN THE FACE!! 1, 2, 3 kicks! Eazy collapses back to the mat.
Warpath hits the ropes, walks up... JUMPING STOMP on the back of Eazy's head! Eazy is really absorbing it
in this one."
BH : "Eazy 'really absorbs it' in every match, Jim. But he's the champion, which means he can take it."
JB : "Warpath now... what's he doing? Warpath on the second buckle!? This is dangerous territory
for Warpath, he's not experienced in this area... Eazy is standing up... Warpath comes off...
LEAPING SIDE KICK!! Eazy just flew halfway across the ring!! Warpath landed on his feet! What
agility from the big man."
BH : "Warpath's taking his time to go for the cover."
JB : "Yes, he wasted a few seconds there.... cover now, 1.... 2.... kickout! Eazy's still with us!
Warpath is standing him up... The champion kicks him in the gut! EZT!!! EZT!!!! Eazy just hit his
finisher DDT!!! Where the HELL did he pull that out of!?!"
BH : "I don't know, but the crowd is on it's feet!! Both men are down in the ring, the referee is
giving them until ten to reach their feet!"
JB : "We're up to 5..... 6...... 7........."
BH : "8........9!!! No, Eazy has makes a cover and the count is broken!!"
JB : "1......2!!!!!...................."
BH : "Kickout by Warpath!!! This match will continue!!"
JB : "Eazy is back on his feet and stomping the crap out of Warpath... he picks Warpath up...
INVERTED ATOMIC DROP!! Warpath falls down, clutching his groin!!"
BH : "Oh, what the hell is this?
(Buck is refering to the fact that 'Hollywood' Hannibal Lecter and Joe Bronie have made their
way through the curtain and are headed for ringside)
JB : "Here's comes trouble with a capital T!! Eazy has Warpath now in a side headlock... Lecter
and Bronie have made it to ringside.... Warpath throws Eazy to the ropes... he puts his head
down!!! Bad mistake !!! Eazy's got him set for another EZT!!!!"
(Hannibal grabs the US title strap and jumps up on the apron to argue with the referee behind
Warpath's back. Eazy can see him though, and hesitates on the delivering the EZT. Warpath takes
advantage by pushing Eazy backward and into the ropes. Joe Bronie jumps up on the apron and
PLASTERS Eazy in the back of the head with a pair of knux, which sends Eazy stumbling forward right
into a LOBOTOMY KICK!!!!)
JB : "LOBOTOMY KICK!!! The champion is down, he looks out!! Hannibal is off the apron, damn him!!"
BH : "Warpath didn't see any of that, he had his head down! This can't be his doing!! Warpath
now with the cover..... 1........................."
JB : "2!!!!!"
BH : "3!!!!! We have a new US champion!!!"
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, and NEW United States Champion............. WARPATH!!!"
RESULT:
Warpath d. Eazy-T via pinfall at 5:20
(As soon as the bell rings, Hannibal and Joe jump in the ring, along with a man in a trenchcoat that
hopped the guardrail. Hannibal smacks Warpath over the
head with the belt while Joe begins choking Eazy-T. Hannibal applies the TENDERIZER to Warpath.
Joe stands up and rips off his Pantheon shirt, revealing an HWO Shirt!! Hannibal then stands and
pulls the coat and hat off of the man.... it's DESTRUCTO!!!! His VA colors are replaced with
the HWO blue and green!! All three men stomp Warpath down before Marty the Mauler, Nomad and the
Vigilantes dash down to ringside and run the HWO off to a massive crowd pop!!!! The HWO makes a hasty
exit through the crowd. Marty collects Warpath and the US strap and helps him down the isle. Nomad
grabs a mic to address Eazy-T)
Nomad : "Eazy... we've been in the fed together for a long time. The RWO/RAG stuff.... that's in
the past. We've got bigger problems in the here and now. Guys like the Pantheon, the HWO... they're
trying to do whatever they want in this fed. We can't let that happen. Look what happened tonight.
They cost you your belt. What I'm saying is.... sometimes you have to look in the least likley place
to find friends. I've talked it over with Striker, Rebel and Gangsta. We all want you to join us.
To join the Vigilantes."
(The crowd goes mad!! Eazy looks around for a second, unsure of what to do. Then he takes the mic)
Eazy : ".... Count me in!!!"
(The crowd goes wild!! Nomad and Eazy-T embrace in the ring, the Vigilantes are now 5!!)
JB : "What the hell did I just see?"
BH : "This show has more twists and turns than Chubby Checker in a blender."
JB : "Fans, I hate to say it but we're out of time!! For the whole EFW staff, this is Jim
Biggins saying GOOD NIGHT!!!"
(We fade on a shot of the newest Vigilante, Eazy-T, as he accepts the offer to join)
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