EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem
Toronto SkyDome
Toronto, Ontario Canada
(The shot fades in to show the inside of the SkyDome, jammed with EFW fans as the pyro goes off and
EFW Mayhem hits the airwaves!)
JB : "Welcome everyone to the SkyDome!! And welcome to EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem! I'm Jim Biggins,
and I'll be swinging it solo tonight folks because announcer Buck Hammerstien has left early.
We recived a threat from an anonymous person earlier in the day, and Buck has left for his own
safty.......... wait, what? Fans.... ok, fans the guys in the truck are telling me there's
something going on in the parking lot! Can we get a camera out there?"
(Camera cuts to the parking lot. Buck Hammerstien is seen walking to his
car. When he gets to it, it is DESTROYED. The body is up on blocks because the wheels have
been removed. Blue/green HWO logos are spray-painted on the doors and the words 'You're not
leaving, Bucky!' are written on the hood. Buck is white as a sheet. He soon collapses into
a sitting position, bawling)
JB : "Good lord, somebody needs to get that animal under control before he hurts someone! Fans, let's look at tonight's card."
MAIN EVENT
Marty the Mauler vs Vermin
Best 3 out of 5 Falls
Corruption (c) vs. Nomad
United States Title Match
421 4 Life vs Starfire/Zodiac
Non-title
Devastation vs Scorpion
Xtreme Gangsta vs BMF Jr.
Sweet Daddy vs. Dream Master
Weehawk vs Rebel
Xtreme Gangsta vs BMF Jr.
(Xtreme Gangsta starts down the ramp to the ring before he is even introduced.
He is holding a burlap sack in one hand and a bottle of lighter fluid in the other. He goes to
center ring and upends the bag, dumping the desecrated and beat HWA title belt to the ground
he grabs a mic)
Gangsta : "How many of you people want to see me burn this mutha[CENCORED]?"
(The crowd likes the idea. Gangsta walks over to the ropes and motions
to the fan in the front row, who tosses him the lighter. He douses the belt with lighter fluid)
Voice : "Whoa! Whoa!"
(Gangsta stops, and Sweet Daddy runs down the ramp to the ring. He is
in street clothes and looks like he hasen't slept in a while)
SD : "Hang on, Gangsta, just hear me out."
XG : "Screw you, punk! Get ready to see the HWA title go up in smoke!"
SD : "NO! Wait! Listen, just listen to me for a second! Look, I'm sorry I took your belt.
OK? The only reason I did it was because Marty told me to. He was giving the orders then, and
I had to follow them. The word 'no' isn't in your vocabulary when you're around Marty. But last
week, I severed all ties with Marty and the HWA."
(Gangsta's lips twist into a sneer. The crowd boos. Gangsta lights the lighter)
SD : "No, no, I really did! I'm not just saying this! Not only did I quit the HWA, but I also
got my revenge on Marty for the years of torment I had to endure at his hands. You remember that tour
of Japan Marty was on last week? Well, look at the video wall and you'll see what I mean. Guys,
can we play that tape I gave you?"
[Start Tape]
(Footage is shown of Marty facing Japanese great Jushin Lyger. Marty
lands the Eazy-3 and takes the win. After Lyger exits the ring, Marty grabs the mic)
Marty : "You Japanese people are pathetic. I don't know why I even bothered with this trip, there's
not one of you who has a snowball's chance in hell of beating me."
(The fans boo loudly)
Marty : "In fact, I'll defend the HWA title against all comers right now. It's not as if any
of you can win anyway. Anybody in this building who wants their ass kicked come on down."
(The fans boo. Sweet Daddy jumps the guardrail behind Marty and creeps
into the ring)
Marty : "Come on! There's got to be someone in this dome with some guts!"
(SD spins Marty around. Marty is visibly suprised. SD kicks him in the
gut and slaps on a Daddy-Plex. The referee drops and counts 1,2,3! Marty loses!)
[End Tape}
SD : "So that HWA belt you're about to burn belongs to me, not Marty. I don't care what he says, that
was a title defense and I beat him as you all saw. Gangsta, I've got the EFW Cruiserweight
belt's remains here with me. It's as worthless now as that beat up old HWA belt, but I know it
means something to you just like that HWA belt means something to me. I want to trade, this belt
for that one. Please, that belt's all I have now."
XG : "I don't trust you."
SD : "It's your choice, man."
(SD takes off the HWA medallion and tosses it to Gangsta. Gangsta catches it.
He looks out to the crowd and holds up the lighter. The crowd reaction is mixed. Gangsta grabs
the belt and points to SD, and the crowd cheers. Gangsta kicks the HWA belt over to SD, then
throws the medallion in the puddle of lighter fluid)
XG : "This used to be my belt, but now it's just a piece of HWA propaganda [CENCORED]! I don't care what,
but somethin's gettin' burned tonight! Marty, this is what I think of your HWA!"
(Gangsta drops the lit lighter in the puddle, setting the HWA medallion
ablaze. The crowd loves it! SD spits on the blazing medallion before he exits the ring, holding
the old HWA belt. Suddenly, President Walters and an official with a fire extinguisher come through
the curtain and down to the ring. Walters has something in his hands under a towel. The official
puts out the flaming medallion and Gangsta looks angry.)
PW: "Xtreme Gangsta, I have an official announcement to make and it involves you."
(Walters removes the towel, revealing the brand-new EFW Cruiserweight
Title belt)
PW : "This, I believe, belongs to you."
(Walters hands the belt over. Gangsta holds it up high for all to see, and
the crowd explodes! Walters then exits the ring. After a brief intermission to repair the ring,
we are ready for the match)
BMF Jr. Would never really get out of the blocks in this one. Gangsta was riding a high from
earlier on in the night and it would continue througout this matchup. When BMF came through
the ropes into the ring, he was hit with a FLYING DROP KICK right to the face! Gangsta followed
this up with some vicious punches to BMF's head, knocking him to the mat. Gangsta whipped BMF
hard to the buckle and followed him in with a running SHOULDER BLOCK that hit so hard Gangsta
bounced out to mid-ring. Gangsta made a near fatal mistake, however, when he turned his back
on BMF to appeal to the crowd. BMF was not as hurt as he thought, and snuck up behind Gangsta,
spinning him around and appying the SNOWCAP SUPLEX that had weeks earlier knocked Gangsta cold!
Gangsta was ready for it this time, though. He popped right up behind BMF Jr and kicked him
in the groin! Gangsta then applied the TCL to the downed BMF and got the submission victory.
RESULT:
Xtreme Gangsta d. BMF Jr via submission at 3:46 (Texas Cloverleaf)
421 4 Life vs. Starfire/Zodiac
Coming off a win against Sick & Sexy last week, Starfire and Zodiac were ready for this bout.
But RD Slender and Big Poppa were also ready, they were looking to prove something here as they
arrived accompanied by Eazy-T and SychoOCJ. This match was suprisingly even for the first
five minutes with both teams getting their shots in but neither doing any real damage. That
all changed when Big Poppa went on a rampage and practically killed Zodiac with a LARIAT! Poppa
seemed enraged, he tore into Zodiac with a fury we've never seen before. Poppa got tired, though,
and Zodiac managed to make the hot tag to Starfire, who began to clean house on both members
of 421 4 Life! Slender was dumped over the top rope and Poppa was nailed with a POWERSLAM
that shook the ring! Eazy-T decided enough was enough and told OCJ to distract the official.
Eazy jumped up on the apron and began to curse at Starfire. Starfire walked over to the ropes,
but little did he know Eazy had a brick in his hand! Poppa snuck up behind Starfire.... he lunged
at the same time that Eazy swung the brick, and Starfire moved! Eazy hit Big Poppa with the
brick! Poppa collapsed to the mat, out cold. Eazy was cursing a blue streak on the outside.
The ref turned around and saw the unconcious Poppa and awarded the match to Starfire and Zodiac.
RESULT:
Starfire/Zodiac d. 421 4 Life via KO at 9:17
Weehawk vs. Rebel
This was a complete conflict of styles. Rebel represented a more typical style of cruiserweight
mixed with power while Weehawk was more of a brawler. Rebel managed to keep Weehawk on the mat
in the early going with his superior power, using some unorthodox SHOULDER BLOCKS and TACKLES.
Rebel nailed a JUMPING LARIAT, then mounted the top turnbuckle and waited for Weehawk to stand.
This would be a fatal mistake, though, because when Rebel jumped Weehawk stepped forward and
ROUNDHOUSE KICKED him out of the air! Rebel hit the ground hard, and Weehawk took over. KNEE
DROPS and STOMPS were used on the knees of Rebel to keep him from standing. Weehawk stood
Rebel up and measured him for a spin kick. When he kicked, Rebel ducked and when Weehawk came
back around THUMBED him in the eye! Rebel then set him for the ROCK & ROLL POWERBOMB, but when
he lifted the Sicko Weehawk rolled through the powerbomb and landed behind Rebel! He grabbed
Rebel's leg and tripped him, quickly slapping on the Ragnarok's Evil. Rebel didn't want to
submit, but he was in center ring and had no choice.
RESULT:
Weehawk d. Rebel via submission at 4:51 (Ragnarok's Evil)
Sweet Daddy vs. Dream Master
Dream Master was on his way out of the EFW, but could he pull off a victory here? Sweet Daddy
was riding the emotional high from earlier, but it didn't seem to be enough in the beginning.
Dream used his extensive knowledge of submission techniques to keep SD grounded. Everything
SD tried, Dream had a counter for, be it an ARM BAR, LEG TRIP or something more exotic. Dream
threw SD to the ropes and went for a hip toss, but ended up on the recieveing end of a FRANKENSTIENER!
SD started to show why his claim to the HWA title was not shallow by mercilessly beating on
Dream Master with PUNCHES, KICKS, and even a Malenko-esque LEG LARIAT! Right when it seemed
SD had his match in the bag, Marty the Mauler emerged from the back! He stalked down to ringside
and started tearing up the timekeeper's table, looking for the HWA belt. SD saw him, and with
a running start landed a PLANCHA SUICIDA on the Mauler! SD grabbed a chair while Dream rolled out
of the ring behind him. SD slammed the chair over Marty's back to the roar of the crowd! But
he had taken his eyes off Dream. When SD dropped the chair and turned, he walked right into
a LIGHTS OUT DDT on the concrete floor!! Dream rolled SD into the ring and not until then did
he realize that a pinfall wouldn't be needed. SD was out cold from the DDT, and Dream Master
gained the second KO victory of the night.
RESULT:
Dream Master d. Sweet Daddy via KO at 7:14 (Lights Out DDT)
Devastation vs. Scorpion
Devastation approached this match with more than his normal amount of disdain and arrogance,
and it cost him huge. Scorpion basically tore Devastation a new you-know-what in this one,
taking him pillar to post with power moves! Scorpion landed a POWER SLAM, then a PRESS SLAM
followed by a DDT in rapid succession. Scorpion worked Devastation over for close to 4 minutes
without Devastation getting in so much as a punch, but that all changed when the US Champion
Corruption made his way to ringside. Scorpion turned his back on Dev to yell at Corruption
and ended up taking a low blow from behind! Devastation finally started to get in some offense,
landing a LARIAT and a SCOOP SLAM, but it would be too little too late here as Scorpion came
back quickly with a HEAD BUTT! Scorpion gave the sign for the Deathlock, and the crowd went nuts!
He wrapped the SCORPION DEATHLOCK on Devastation, but Dev was close to the ropes. Dev wrapped his
arms around the ropes and the referee started trying to make Scorpion break the hold. He didn't
see Corruption slip Devastation a pair of brass knuckles during the exchange. When Devastation
got up, he clocked Scorpion with the knuckles, quickly slipping them down his tights before
climbing the ropes and landing the Devastator for a pinfall victory he didn't deserve.
RESULT:
Devastation d. Scorpion via pinfall at 6:00 (Devastator)
Corruption (c) vs. Nomad
United States Title Match
SPECIAL STIPULATION : No member of the Vigilantes or Vicious Alliance will be allowed at ringside.
If a member does show up, his teammate will be DQ'd. The title *WILL* change hands if a DQ is
used in this manner against the champion.
Corruption stayed at ringside for his match, which was up next. Nomad was introduced and the
crowd exploded! Nomad was visibly angry after seeing what had just transpired and hit Corruption
like a frieght train, running him over with a FOOTBALL SPEAR! Nomad then began laying punches into
Corruption's head like a man possessed! Nomad whipped Corruption to the ropes and landed a SPIKE
DDT when he came back! An immediate cover yielded only a 2, however, and after Nomad's inital
burst Corruption started to show us why he is champion. Nomad's blows seemed to have less and
less effect on Corruption, who whipped Nomad hard into the turnbuckle and followed with an
AVALANCHE! Corruption then started choking Nomad on the middle rope, and began blatently using
his fork right in front of the referee, not caring if he got DQ'd. The ref saw through it though
and allowed the match to continue. Nomad was bleeding heavily by this point, and Corruption
began laying in vicious CHOPS to Nomad's chest. He rocked Nomad back into the corner once again
and began POUNDING him on the back with hammer blows. The crowd started a loud 'NOMAD! NOMAD!'
chant, and Nomad responded! He laid an elbow into Corruption's midsection, followed by
another! Then he hit a couple of CHOPS off his own. Taking a step back, he hit a BACK
BRAIN KICK that sent Corruption to the mat! Nomad climbed the buckle.... he motioned to the
crowd, and they went wild! Nomad came off the buckles with a SUICIDE ELBOW DROP and nailed
Corruption! The ref counted 1....... 2......... 2 1/2!! Corruption got the shoulder up at the last
second! Nomad picked Corruption and and whipped him towards the buckle, but Corruption reversed
and sent Nomad sailing right into the referee! Nomad hit his head hard on the mat, stunning
him, and the referee crashed into the corner and fell face-first to the mat. The crowd was
suddenly silent, they knew anything could happen now!
And then, unexpectedly, Hollywood Hannibal Lector came through the curtain and ran down to ringside
with a steel chair in his hands! He jumped in the ring, and the fans were unsure of what to think! Corruption
lunged, but Hannibal ducked and kicked Corruption in the stomach, then DANGEROUS DDT'D him on
the chair! With the ref and Nomad down and the VA barred from ringside, Hannibal applied the
TENDERIZER on Corruption to the delight of the crowd! Hannibal broke the hold, and grabbed the
downed Nomad. He held Nomad's hand up in victory, and the crowd exploded.... but then he DANGEROUS
DDT'D NOMAD on the steel chair! Both men were down! Hannibal rolled Nomad on top of Corruption,
grabbed the referee and dragged him over to the pin before making a quick exit. The crowd was
stunned, and the referee made the slow count.......1.....................2....................
...................................3!!!! We have a new United States Champion, but this is certainly
not the way Nomad wanted to win the belt........ was it?
RESULT:
Nomad d. Corruption via pinfall at 7:32
MAIN EVENT
Marty the Mauler vs Vermin
Best 3 of 5 Falls
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"
('Destiny' hits the air, and for the first time ever Vermin recieves sparse cheers on the
way to the ring. He looks at the camera and says '1 down, 2 to go' before entering the ring)
(When Marty shows, the fans boo him. He looks very unhappy with the night's events, and
an unhappy Mauler is not a good thing to be facing no matter who you are)
Marty vs Vermin, Round 1
Vermin tried to keep the pace slow for this one, but Marty would have none of it. Marty
ran straight for the giant, laying in hard shots to the chest that rocked Vermin back. With
Vermin in the corner, Marty ran and nailed a vicious LARIAT to his chest. Marty whipped
Vermin to the opposite buckle, but Vermin bounced out and nailed the running Mauler with a BIG BOOT
to the face. Vermin then landed a LEG DROP that shook the whole ring before reaching for his
sickle. Marty had watched the films, though, and he knew it was coming and was able to avoid the
strike. Marty rolled out of the way, then kicked Vermin right in the crotch from the mat. Marty
grabbed the doubled-up giant and whipped him to the ropes, and in a show of strength like you've never seen
executed a SPINEBUSTER on the 7'7 Vermin, and got the 3 count to take the first fall. Right
after the bell rang, Vermin sat quickly up and swung his sickle, slicing Marty's forehead open. Enraged,
Marty had to be forced into the corner for the rest period.
RESULT:
Marty d. Vermin via pinfall at 4:30 (Spinebuster)
Score : 1-0
Marty vs Vermin, Round 2
Vermin tossed his sickle out of the ring during the rest period. Marty, bleeding, came out even
more anrgy this time and ran straight at Vermin, nailing a rare Marty FLYING BODY PRESS that
took Vermin down. Marty then laid punches into Vermin's skull, ending with a stomp to the face
as he got up. Marty then landed a BODY SPLASH and got a 2 count. Marty lifted Vermin up, and
in another show of strength POWER SLAMMED him to the mat! Picking Vermin up, Marty whipped
him to the ropes, but a LARIAT from the Mauler had no effect! Vermin grabbed Marty by the throat
and threw him halfway across the ring into the corner, then followed up with a VADER RUSH
that squashed Marty and almost broke the turnbuckles. Marty slumped to the ground, dazed. Vermin
backed up, and ran at Marty attempting to kick him, but Marty moved at the last second and Vermin
kicked the turnbuckle instead. Vermin's ankle visibly twisted, and being the ring veteren that
he is Marty quickly tripped Vermin and slapped on an ankle lock, to which Vermin submitted. Marty
stood up and made a broom sweeping motion in the air, implying he was going to sweep Vermin
3-0.
RESULT:
Marty d. Vermin via submission at 8:00 (Ankle lock submission)
Score : 2-0
Marty vs Vermin, Round 3
Marty seemed cocky in his corner while Vermin seemed unworried. Both men went at each other's throats,
pounding each other relentlessly in center ring. Marty grabbed Vermin and attempted a body
slam, but couldn't get the 500+ pounder up this late into the match. Vermin smiled as if he
had been waiting for this and pounded Marty on the back with a huge HAMMER BLOW. He then grabbed
the downed Mauler and executed a PRESS SLAM, holding Marty up in the air for at least 10 seconds
before slamming him to the mat. Vermin then stomped the groin of the Mauler, and then landed a
big BODY SPLASH that only got a 2 count. Marty was able to mount a comeback here with some elbow
shots to the midsection, but he couldn't sustain it, as Vermin whipped him to the ropes and
nailed a WESTERN LARIAT that flipped Marty over, then applied an STF to which Marty submitted.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Marty via submission at 11:45 (STF)
Score : 2-1
Marty vs Vermin, Round 4
Marty seemed to recover a lot during the rest. He came back out with a less straight forward
approach, and tried to stay out of Vermin's reach. For the most part the strategy paid off, Vermin
was not able to get his hands on Marty during the first minute while Marty got in some stiff shots
to Vermin's chest and head. Marty kicked Vermin in the stomach and nailed a vicious DDT, followed
by a LEG DROP. He held the leg drop for a pin but only got a two count. Marty complained to the
official about a slow count, then grabbed Vermin by the hair and whipped him to the ropes. Vermin
came back and hit a RUNNING KNEE LIFT on the suprised Mauler. Vermin picked Marty up, and debuted
a new move as he lifted him for a vertical suplex, but turned it into a SHOULDER NECK BREAKER DROP!
Vermin groggily applied the texas cloverleaf, and knowing that he had one more match to go
Marty submitted.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Marty via submission at 13:12 (Texas Cloverleaf)
Score : 2-2
Marty vs Vermin, Round 5
Blood streaming down his face, Marty seemed to be out of gas in this match. Vermin, for as big
as he is, seemed more tired than usual also. Marty gave up on the power attack and decided
to go for Vermin's slightly hurt ankle from before by landing a picture perfect DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN
on the big man then dropping a DOUBLE KNEE PRESS onto the injured ankle. Marty then draped the
ankle over the bottom rope and jumped on it, snapping the ankle around. Marty went for this
manuver a second time, but Vermin stuck his left foot up and Marty landed crotch-first on his
boot. Vermin staggered into a standing position, and he and Marty began to exchange blows.
Neither man would go down as they stood toe to toe and slugged it out in mid-ring. Marty
suddenly gained the advantage, letting loose a fury of punches on the dazed Vermin. Marty reared
back for the haymaker, but Vermin stuck his thumb in the cut above Marty's eyes. Marty grabbed his
head, and when he did, Vermin leveled him with a standing LARIAT that almost decapitated the Mauler.
Vermin grabbed the completley spent Marty and nailed the 187 Powerbomb which scored him the
pinfall and the win.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Marty via pinfall at 16:12 (187 Powerbomb)
Score : 2-3
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, with a score of 2-3.... VERMIN!!!!"
(As Vermin left the ring, limping, he looked at the camera and said '2 down,
1 to go.")
JB : "Well, we saw a tainted title change tonight, the new EFW Cruiserweight title, and we saw
Vermin continue his rampage towards the World Title. I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!
For the entire EFW Mayhem crew, this is Jim Biggins saying SO LONG!!!!"
Copyright EFW 1998.