EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem
Rosemont Horizon
Chicago, IL
(The shot fades in to show the Rosemont Horizon, jammed with EFW fans as the pyro goes off and
EFW Mayhem hits the airwaves!)
JB : "Welcome one and all to EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem!! I'm Jim Biggins, along side as always
my comrade, Buck Hammerstien!"
BH : "...."
JB : "Umm, is everything OK, Buck?
BH : "NO, Jim. Everything's NOT OK. I've got a crazed freak that eats human flesh stalking me.
Does that sound 'OK' to you?!"
JB : "Geez, Buck, take some Prozac or something. Fans, in addition to the matches, we've
got two interviews scehduled for tonight as Eazy-T wants Bo Abobo to sit down for a bowl
of cereal and a talk, and 'Hollywood' Hannibal Lector is set to reveal the newest member of
the HWO! Let's see tonight's card!!"
MAIN EVENT
Destructo (c) vs Vermin
Best 3 out of 5 Falls
Sweet Daddy vs. Apocalypse
Striker vs. Corruption
Non-title
OCJ vs. Hollywood Hannibal Lector
Marty the Mauler vs. Genocide vs. Bo Abobo
Triple Threat Match
Warpath vs. Xtreme Gangsta
Non-title match
Dream Master vs. Lil OC Murray
Dream Master vs. Lil OC Murray
The RWO accompanied Murray to the ring for this one, which spelled out bad things for Dream
right from the get-go. Dream and Murray stayed dead even for the first minute of the match, trading
takedowns, and Dream took the advantage with a DDT. But then the RWO made their presense felt at ringside. Murray whipped Dream to the
ropes and Eazy-T reached up and tripped him from behind, which Murray followed up with a running leg drop. Dream would never recover from this point,
as Murray started to relentlessly attack Dream's legs. Dream managed to reverse a spinning toe
hold into a small package around the 2:30 mark, but Murray escaped at the two count. Murray
then mounted the ropes and landed a top rope knee drop to Dream's right shin, then
wrapped on the 421 Legover. Dream Master had his honor, though, and refused to submit. Dream's
manager Vegitto finally jumped up on the apron and told the referee to stop the match after
Dream had passed out in the 421 Legover.
RESULT:
Murray d. Dream Master via submission at 3:13 (421 Legover)
Warpath vs. Xtreme Gangsta
Non-Title Match
When the ring announcer announced Warpath, no one came through the curtain. A few moments later,
Warpath came stumbing through the curtain with a steel chair wrapped around his head! Xtreme
Gangsta quickly followed. These two brawled up and down the isle, and even into the crowd at
one point, where Gangsta pounded on Warpath with everything that was not nailed down and even landed a DDT on a stack of chairs. When the bell rung, both men made their
way to the ring. But where Gangsta controlled the fight when it was fought with weapons, Warpath
took over when it hit the ring. Warpath went berserk, stomping the cruiserweight champion down
into the corner, and then nailing a running drop kick on the downed Gangsta. He wouldn't stop
there, though. Warpath grabbed the downed Gangsta and hit a jumping pile driver, then threw him
to the ropes and landed a LABOTOMY KICK when he came back. Warpath then locked the champ in
a camel clutch, and statred screaming at him to submit. Gangsta responded with some choice
words I can't repeat, but he didn't submit. Warpath then leaned so far back with the camel
clutch still locked that his feet left the ground. It was a wonder that Gangsta's back had
not been broken, but he still refused to submit. The referee, fearing serious injury, stopped the
match which stunned everyone in attendance.
RESULT:
Warpath d. Xtreme Gangsta via submission at 3:28 (Camel Clutch)
Warpath left the ring after his victory, leaving Gangsta laying. Gangsta started to recover,
and he grabbed the referee around the throat, demanding to know why he called for the bell when
there was no submission. Behind Gangsta's back, Sweet Daddy crawled out from under the ring and
ran for the timekeeper's table, grabbing the EFW Cruiserweight title belt! Gangsta didn't see him,
because he was not satisfied with the referee's excuse and hit the poor referee with an XTREME REALITY! Sweet
Daddy made his escape through the crowd. Gangsta went looking for his belt, and when the timekeeper
told him what had happened, he gave the timekeeper an XTREME REALITY on the floor and left for the back.
RING ANNOUNCER : Wrestling fans everywhere, welcome to the Ruthless Report!
(Eazy-T comes walking out into the ring. He is alone)
Eazy : "Let me tell everyone the plan, Ruthless is taking over this sorry ass fed! Hare
Razer is making the run at the World Title. Murray is going after the
cruiserweight title. The rest of us are bringing in new members to take out our
most hated enemies. Nomad and crew, and the sucko's are targets. Eazy-T has
decided this so it is law."
(Eazy walks into the ring. A table is set up with a 2 bowls of cookie crisp and a
gallon of milk)
Eazy : "When I first started Ruthless Attack Gangsta'sI wanted to bring all of my family
up out of hanover. I brought up a few, OCJ, Murray, Poppa and Slender. Then I
thought about starting the Ruthless Wrestler Order. I brought in people who I knew
were down for the cause, The Navy Seals, Go Dawg, and your next world champion,
Hare Razer! We have done and been through alot in a short time. losing some
members, gaining new members, and fightig with people we thought were real!
Bloodsport was only the start, the start of the resurrection! I am commited to
this takeover as is every member of the Ruthless organization! RWO is gonna pull
out all the stops to get total control! All the suits in this fed will try to stop
us, but Ruthless is down for whatever!"
(The crowd erupts in a chorus of boos.)
Eazy : "Now for my guest, he is the suplex machine of the EFW! I've battled him before.
Now I want to bring him out. Bo Abobo, show us how a real sicko eats cereal!"
(Bo Abobo comes down to the ring. He is smiling)
Bo : "I know this ain't about cereal, punk."
Eazy: "I can assure you, I'm not gonna do S**T! Sit your dumb ass down and pour
yourself a bowl."
(Bo looks at the cereal and milk)
Bo: "So what's in it? Arsenic? Crack? Urine?"
Eazy : "No I didn't do s**t to it! I want to see how you Sucko's eat this cereal.
Then I will show you something!"
(Bo shrugs and pours himself a bowl. He begins to devour his cereal, not taking
his eyes off Eazy-T)
Bo : "Hurry up and say what you want to say, Tom, I ain't got all damn day."
Eazy : "O.K. I now want everyone to peep this out! This is how a real Ruthless
Attack Gangsta eats his cereal."
(From the crowd a small mexican with a RWO/RWO takeover t-shirt jumps the railing.
He is holding a 40 oz. of Olde English in a brown bag)
MLB:"Wassumups Eazy, Ya Riiiigggghhhhtttt! I'm bout it, bout it, and rowdy, rowdy!
Bo, you sibils!!! I'm not playin, ya riiiiggghhhttt! this is Ruthless!"
(Grabs the bowl and starts to pour the cereal in it. he looks at the milk.)
MLB:"that ain't real! this is real, Let me grab my chorty!"
(MLB then grabs his 40 and starts to pour it in the cookie crisp. Bo puts his bowl
down on the table)
Bo : "You got problems, pal. Did your daddy drop you on your head when you were a
baby?"
Eazy laughs. "He sure did."
(Eazy then grabs the 40, and hands it to Billy)
Eazy : "Now show us why we call you Malt Liquor Billy."
MLB:"Right T, let me show you with this punk ass Bo!"
(MLB takes the 40, drinks from it and smashes it on the head of Bo. Bo doesn't
budge. A smile spreads across his face)
Bo : "Heh, you just made a BIG mistake."
(Bo starts to move, but Eazy-T kicks him in the crotch then DDT's him right in the
bowl of Cookie Crisp. MLB then pulls out another 40 from his pants. He opens it up
and pours it over Bo)
MLB:"You dummy, Ruthless 4 life!"
Eazy-T laughs. "I told you the takeover begins! Everyone in the EFW take notice.
We aren't playing games anymore! Ruthless is dead serious! I smacked up that fan,
I smacked up old ass Hummerstein. Now I will smack up any wrestler I so choose!
Bo, when you come through, good luck with your match! Come on Billy, let's get out
of here."
(The Sickos storm the area as Eazy and Malt Liquor Billy leave the ring and run
back to the dressing room.)
Marty the Mauler vs. Genocide vs. Bo Abobo
Triple Threat Match
The Sickos helped Bo out of the puddle of liquor, milk and cereal as Marty and
Genocide were intorduced. The referee and some event staff cleaned up the puddle in the
ring as best they could and the match was on. Genocide and Bo immediatley went at each other's
throats, trading blows all across the ring. Marty was amused, and stood in the corner content
to watch his opponents kill each other. Soon, however, Bo pointed to Marty, and he and Genocide
seemed to come to some agreement and stopped fighting each other. Marty is no ring novice, he
knew what was going on, so he charged at them. A double hip toss by Bo and Genocide flung Marty
to the mat. Genocide and Bo then double-teamed Marty for close to five straight minutes. A double
suplex was followed up by a Bo/Genocide version of Sabu and RVD's Rolling Thunder. Genocide then
picked Marty up on his shoulders, Bo climbed the buckle and they hit Marty with a second-rope
DDT. That was where the cooperation stopped, though, because when Genocide went for the cover
on Marty, Bo pulled him off to make the cover himself. Genocide returned the favor and an argument
ensued between Bo and Genocide. Genocide seemed to cool down, he smiled and put out his hand for
Bo to shake. Bo was wary, but he shook the hand... and got hit with a short range lariat from
Genocide! Genocide turned to the crowd, laughing. This showed his inexperience, though, because
everyone who's been around long knows not to turn your back on Bo Abobo. Bo stood up, shaking
with rage, and after wrapping a rear waistlock on Genocide GERMAN SUPLEXed him to the mat. We
all know what the result of that is, as the referee checked the limp Genocide and ruled him
unable to continue.
Bo Abobo eliminates Genocide via German Suplex KO at 8:30
Marty had been resting on the mat during the argument. Bo walked over and began stomping on
Marty's head. He grabbed the Mauler and sent him to the ropes. Marty ducked a Bo lariat and stopped
short behind him. When Bo turned, Marty kicked him in the stomach, and then hammered him with
the Eazy-3!! Marty was not as hurt as he had led us to believe, and he got the 3 count over
the stunned Bo Abobo.
Marty the Mauler eliminates Bo Abobo via Easy-3 at 9:30
RESULT:
Marty the Mauler d. Bo Abobo and Genocide at 9:30
SychoOCJ vs. Hollywood Hannibal Lector
SychoOCJ made his way to the ring without the rest of the RWO. Hollywood Hannibal had more
drinks than usual thrown at him, and as such was in a bad mood when he hit the ring. The rules
were competley ignored by both wrestlers in this match. Low blows, eye gouging and chokes
were used liberally, and Hannibal even used a broken pencil he found outside the ring to stab
OCJ and bust him open. When OCJ saw his own blood, he got mad and went house on Hannibal. He
whipped Hannibal to the buckle and followed with a LARIAT, and then SUPLEXED the stunned Hannibal
to the mat. After repeatedly kicking Hannibal in the groin, OCJ grabbed the pencil and started stabbing Hannibal, but Hannibal laughed at him.
Furious, OCJ bodily threw Hannibal over the top rope to the outside. With Hannibal down, OCJ went to grab the ring steps. Hannibal was busted open by this time, but when he tasted
his own blood it seemed to rejuvinate him. OCJ brought the steps over, but Hannibal kicked them
back into his face. Hannibal grabbed the groggy OCJ and landed a VERTICAL DDT on the concrete floor, then
dragged OCJ back to his feet and hit a DANGEROUS DDT in the same spot. Hannibal then slapped
on his finisher, the Tenderizer, laying sledgehammer like blows into OCJ's face. The referee
got up to 17, and Hannibal finally rolled OCJ back in the ring. Hannibal took a second to
do some Hogan-esque posing, then slapped on a guillotine choke to gain a submission victory in
his EFW debut.
RESULT:
'Hollywood' Hannibal Lector d. SychoOCJ via submission at 5:12
(The fans boo loudly as 'Voodoo Child' hits the speakers. Hollywood Hannibal grabs the mic as
SychoOCJ is helped to the back by Eazy-T)
HH : "Alright, now that all you HWO-ites have seen me demonstrate my dominance, I'm gonna
take this time to bring out the newest member of the HWO. Brother, come on out!!!"
(The spotlight shines on the curtain, but no one comes out)
HH : "Uhh... ok, let's try this again.... HWO brother, come on out!!!"
(The spotlight shines on the curtain, but again no one comes out)
HH : "Hang on a second, let me go get him!"
(Hollywood Hannibal goes back down the ramp to the back. After a few
moments, the WWF's Hart Foundation theme hits the airwaves. Hollywood Hannibal comes out
from the back, wearing a leather jacket with blue trim and his own mask on the back. He is wearing
the Bret Hart style wrap around sunglasses and is carrying a Canadian flag and a fake title belt. The fans erupt
into a chours of boos as he enters the ring. He is copying Hart's mannerisms and vocal tone)
HH : "Alright, I've got a few things to say. It's funny, but I just can't seem to get any
respect around here. I tried to be a hero in this business, but you
people don't want heroes anymore. Hollywood Hannibal has asked me to join the
HWO, but I've stayed on the fringe. I've stayed on the outside. You know why? Because I respect
Devastation. Yeah, that's right. We have a mutual respect for each other. Devastation, I'm
the only guy in that locker room that respects you. I'm the only guy in this federation you can
trust, other than your wife Corruption."
(The Vicious Alliance comes through the curtain, led by Devastation, and
they head down to the ring. None look real happy about Hollywood Hannibal's performance. They
surround the ring on all sides)
HH : "Hey, you guys want to join the HWO?"
(Devastation throws a chair at Hollywood. The VA all jump in the ring and
HH makes a quick exit over the top rope. He runs up the isle at a full sprint, the VA close behind.
Hannibal makes it to the curtain, but as soon as he gets backstage he runs into the RWO. You can't see what happens because of the curtain, but a chair
flies out a second later, and you can hear the sound of someone being beaten)
JB : "THAT is living next door to you, Buck?"
BH : (sobs)
Striker vs. Corruption
Non-title
Corruption returned to the ring and waited for Striker. Striker is no stranger to the VA, though,
and he came to the ring ready for war. Striker started out with a running LARIAT, then stomped
Corruption into the mat. Striker whipped Corruption to the ropes for a big SPINEBUSTER, but only
got a 2 count. Striker then made his way to the top, but missed a BODY SPLASH which opened the
door for Corruption. Corruption dominated from there on out, hitting Striker with a BIG BOOT followed
by an ELBOW DROP. Corruption the broke out his fork and stabbed Striker, busting him open, before
he picked Striker up and POWER BOMBED him to the mat. Striker managed to get a few shots into
Corruption's midsection and went for his DDT finisher, but Corruption threw him off and slapped on the Corruption's Grip.
Striker fought, but he was no where near the ropes. Even though he clearly did not want to submit
to any member of the VA, the pain and blood loss overcame him and he finally tapped out.
RESULT:
Corruption d. Striker via submission at 5:41 (Corruption's Grip)
Sweet Daddy vs. Apocalypse
Sweet Daddy made his way to the ring without the cruierweight title belt, he obviously had
it hidden somewhere. He had a smug look, but that quickly vanished once he hit the ring
and ran into an Apocalypse DROPKICK! AP looked great at the start of this match, he cut into
Sweet Daddy like a buzzsaw with chops and kicks. He whipped SD to the ropes and landed a HURRACANRANA,
but only got a 2 count. AP seemed to slow down after that, and SD started to come back with some
chops of his own! He reversed an AP whip to the buckle and sent AP chest first into the turnbuckle!
SD was not done, he lifted AP up into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle... then he climbed
to the second rope and hit a BELLY-TO-BACK SUPERPLEX!! Just as SD had this match in the bag,
XTREME GANGSTA ran down to ringside with a baseball bat! He clotheslined Apocalypse over the
top rope, THEN clobbered SD with the bat, causing SD to get disqualified!
RESULT:
Apocalypse d. Sweet Daddy via DQ at 6:29
Gangsta began beating on SD with the bat, but then Warpath ran down the isle to make it two
on one! Warpath dodged a bat swing and then hit Gangsta with a LARIAT!! Xtreme Gangsta's friend
INSANE soon joined the fracas, evening the odds with a CROSS BODY BLOCK off the top on Warpath!
The odds were even for a second, until Marty the Mauler joined the melee swinging a chair!!
All three of the HWA men beat down Gangsta and Insane... until WEEHAWK of the Sickos on Parade
jumped over the guardrail with a chair to even it up once again!! All 6 men were brawling
and security was forced to flood the ring to seperate them!
(Editor's Note : Apocalypse actually won this one with an Apoca-Plex. I scripted in
the interference on Gangsta's part for obvious reasons and just used Weehawk to even the odds)
MAIN EVENT
Destructo vs Vermin
Best 3 of 5 Falls, Non-Title
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"
('Destiny' hits the air to mostly silence, the fans don't seem to know what to think of
Vermin's recent attitude change. Vermin comes through the curtain and walks to ringside without
his usual look of scorn or disdain)
(When Destructo makes his entrance, though, the fans boo loudly. Destructo looks unworried,
and even a little cocky as he walks to ringside)
JB : "Well fans, Corruption and Apocalypse were victorious tonight, will Destructo follow suit?"
BH : "We can only assume so, because Vermin is currently 0-2 against the champion, and Destructo's
reputation preceeds him."
Destructo vs Vermin, Round 1
Destructo came out of the blocks strong in this one. Vermin unsheathed his sickle, but Destructo
was able to avoid it early on. Destructo, not suprisingly, controlled most of this round, using
his great power to keep Vermin on the mat. Destructo whipped Vermin to the ropes and rocked him
with a LARIAT, but Vermin wouldn't go down. Destructo hit the ropes himself for another lariat
but Vermin still wouldn't go down. Destructo changed his tactics and kicked Vermin below the belt,
the managed to get the 500+ pounder in a PILE DRIVER!! But as Destructo bent down to pick Vermin
up, Vermin laid a nasty cut into Destructo's face with the razor-sharp sickle. Blood now flowing
freely from his face, Destructo backed off, and Vermin tossed the sickle out of the ring. Vermin
grabbed the half-blinded Destructo into a NECK HANG, but the referee forced Vermin to break. Vermin
pushed the referee out of the way, but Destructo had cleared his eyes. He grabbed the charging
monster, and somehow POWER SLAMMED him to the mat. The referee counted 3, and it seemed like
Destructo's reign of terror would continue forever.
RESULT:
Destructo d. Vermin via pinfall at 4:21
Score : 1-0
Destructo vs Vermin, Round 2
After a short rest period, the second match began, but Vermin suddenly changed his tactics.
Instead of trying to grapple with Destructo, he dove into Destructo's legs, bending his knee
backwards and taking him by suprise. In a very suprising show of technical knowledge, Vermin started working on the leg, dropping heavy KNEES
and ELBOWS right to the knee joint of Destructo. He wrapped Destructo's leg around the pole
outside the ring a few times before mounting the second buckle and BODY SPLASHING the injured
leg! Destructo would try to come back, but his leg would not hold him and all he managed to do
was get a few shots into Vermin's chest before Vermin pounded him back down. Vermin tried to wrap on a Texas Cloverleaf, but Destructo rolled him over into a pin! Destructo
only got a 2, however, and when Vermin stood up he grabbed Destructo into a CHOKE SLAM POWERBOMB!
Holding on to the legs, Vermin wrapped on the Cloverleaf..... and Destructo submitted. The
fans were silent, but the question remained... was it a fluke?
RESULT:
Vermin d. Destructo via submission at 4:01
Score : 1-1
Destructo vs Vermin, Round 3
After the rest period, Destructo came out much less cocky but much more angry. He tore into
Vermin, landing lefts and rights to the giant's body. He rocked Vermin back up against the ropes,
and with a hobbling start LARIATED him over the top to the outside! But in the tradition of all
big men in wrestling, Vermin landed on his feet on the floor and grabbed the wounded leg of
Destructo once again, jerking it out from under him. He draped it over the apron and repeatedly E
LBOWED the hurt knee. Vermin then grabbed the steel steps and SLAMMED them into the leg of
Destructo! Vermin entered the ring and Destructo was on one knee, trying to rise. Vermin bent down
to pick him up, but ran right into a Destructo DDT! Destructo got on top of Vermin and started
rapidly punching him in the nose and head. He tried to stand up but was slow, and Vermin
managed to trip him by kicking out the injured knee. Vermin floated over Destructo and applied
an STF. Destructo screamed, but refused to submit. Vermin yanked back on Destructo's neck,
applying more pressure to the knee, and Destructo once again submitted. It was no fluke.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Destructo via submission at 3:45
Score : 1-2
Destructo vs Vermin, Round 4
Destructo refused medical attention for his leg and instead put on a brace during the rest
period. This would help Destructo immensely as he came out in the next round. Vermin went back
for the legs, but Destructo countered lifting his knees right smack into the charging goalith's
face! Stunned, Vermin stumbled back, and Destructo ran in with a huge VADER RUSH! Destructo was
running on pure anger and adrenelin here. He grabbed the downed Vermin and managed to BACK BREAKER
the monster, and then dropped some FOREARM SHOTS into Vermin's back. Vermin got angry and grabbed
Destructo in a PRESS SLAM, but Destructo got a thumb into Vermin's eye. Destructo slipped down
and grabbed Vermin from behind in the Iron Maiden!! Destructo was in obvious pain holding that
much weight up on his shoulders, and Vermin waited for him to collapse. Destructo gritted his
teeth and applied more pressure to the hold. Vermin quickly submitted. It would come down to the last match.
RESULT:
Destructo d. Vermin via submission at 5:12
Score : 2-2
Destructo vs Vermin, Round 5
Destructo limped back to his corner for the rest period, while Vermin held his back and walked.
When the bell sounded, Vermin looked bad with a black eye and a bloody nose, but Destructo looked worse limping with a ragged
cut above his eyes. Destructo would steal Vermin's earlier idea in this one and go for the legs,
but he didn't have the energy to attack them well. Destructo executed a big STANDING SWEEP that
took the big man down, and then started to choke Vermin. The referee counted to 5, but Destructo
wouldn't let go. The ref didn't DQ Destructo, but he pulled him off. Destructo pushed the referee
out of the way and grabbed Vermin up off the mat. Vermin was not gone yet, though, and he viciously
kicked Destructo in the knee. Destructo almost fell, but Vermin grabbed his leg and tore the brace off,
throwing it into the audience. Before he could do any more damage, though, Destructo got his
other foot up into Vermin's crotch. When Vermin bent down, Destructo nailed another DDT. Destructo
gave the sign for the Iron Maiden! He picked Vermin up, and set him for the move.......... but
his leg gave out!! He couldn't lift the monster! Vermin kicked Destructo in the back of the knee,
knocking him into a kneeling position, and then set him for the 187 Powerbomb!! Could he do it?!
YES!! Vermin delived the 187 POWERBOMB and Destructo bounced off the mat, limp. Vermin fell on
Destructo and the referee counted...... 1...........2.................3!!!!!! Vermin rolled
out of the ring and grabbed his sickle on the way out. The building was in a state of stunned
silence.
RESULT:
Vermin d. Destructo via pinfall at 3:45
Score : 2-3
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner, with a score of 2-3.... VERMIN!!!!"
JB : "I'm stunned. I never thought Vermin could pull this off, but he did. Vermin has earned
a future title shot against Destructo under these rules now, is it possible Vermin could
be headed for his second title reign? Fans, we've got to go. For the EFW, this is Jim
Biggins saying good night."
Copyright EFW 1998.