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EFW Results Cow Palace San Francisco, CA (A picture of of Nomad next to a picture of SychoOCJ is shown. Blood runs down the screen and bars drop down, symbolizing the cage. The picture fades out to a scene of the crowd at the Cow Palace screaming as fireworks explode, signaling the start of EFW!) JB : "Hello fans, and welcome to the FIRST edition of EFW! I'm Jim Biggins along side Buck Hammerstien and folks, we've got one hell of a card for you tonight. The undercard is great on it's own, but it is overshadowed by the main event: A cage match between the two biggest factions in the EFW as the Vigilantes' Nomad takes on the RWO's SychoOCJ!

BH : "Just to give you some idea, folks, we've got an EXPLODING RING DEATHMATCH on the UNDERCARD of this show!!"

JB : "Here's the complete card!!"

MAIN EVENT Nomad vs SychoOCJ (In a STEEL CAGE) Xtreme Gangsta(c) vs Weehawk (EXPLODING RING DEATHMATCH) Marty the Mauler vs Vermin (POWER BOMB DEATHMATCH) Apocalypse vs Johnny Homicide Prodigy vs Sweet Daddy Sgt. Stevie Wonder vs Devastation The Navy Seals vs Shadow/Rebel JB : "Let's get down to ringside for our first match!!"

Apocalypse vs Johnny Homicide

This match would be fast paced from the start. Both men traded the advantage in the beginning, with quick dropkicks and takedowns. Homicide would live up to his name, however, when both men were standing on the floor. He snuck a chair shot in behind the referee's back that almost knocked Apocalypse out cold. Homicide rolled Apocalypse back in the ring and began to give him a stiff beating. Apocalypse would have a short come-back near the 3:30 mark, landing a standing side kick that knocked Homicide over the top rope, but he could not sustain it long as Homicide tripped him and crotched him on the ring post. Homicide went for the cover at this point, but only got a two count. Frustrated, Homicide tried to whip Apocalypse into the buckle, but Apocalypse reversed, sending Homicide face-first into the corner. As Homicide backed out of the corner, dazed, Apocalypse followed with a drop kick to the back of the head, sending Homicide's face crashing into the top buckle. Seeing Homicide dazed on the mat, Apocalypse quickly climbed the ropes and hit a huge leg drop off the top which earned him the 3 count. RESULT: Apocalypse d. Johnny Homicide at 4:26 via pinfall

Prodigy vs Sweet Daddy

Sweet Daddy would enter the ring here, oozing confidence, only to be kicked in the head by Prodigy. As a result the match stayed in Prodigy's favor early on, Prodigy using his extensive knowledge of submission wrestling to keep Sweet Daddy on the mat. He was able to injure the right arm of Sweet Daddy, and Sweet Daddy would have given in right there if the ropes had not been close. Prodigy made a mistake and lost the advantage when he went to the top ropes for an elbow drop. Sweet Daddy moved and Prodigy crashed to the mat. Sweet Daddy was all business from here on out, working Prodigy over with stomps and kicks, and using little technical skill. Daddy tried a lariat and ended up hurting himself more than Prodigy because of his injured arm. Prodigy then tried to come back, going again for the right arm, but instead ran into a DDT. Sweet Daddy was able to frankenstiener Prodigy, and just to make his point stick landed a top rope knee drop. Sweet Daddy then nailed the drained Prodigy with a Daddy-Plex for the 1-2-3. RESULT: Sweet Daddy defeated Prodigy at 5m 50s via pinfall (The Daddy-Plex)

Sgt. Stevie Wonder vs Devastation

The Sarge was a house of fire in this one. He entered the ring and immediately jumped Devastation, sending him to the mat in a flurry of punches and kicks. He sent Devastation to the ropes and caught him with a DDT. Devastation would come back and lay some shots in, but it was like Wonder couldn't be stopped. Wonder landed a top rope elbow drop, followed by a pile driver. Picking Devastation up, he landed an inverted atomic drop, then a lariat. Devastation lay on the mat, apparently half dead, and Wonder faced the crowd, giving them his trademark head swivel. Devastation, however, was UP behind Wonder! When Wonder turned around, Devastation rolled him up in a small package! Wonder, stunned, failed to kick out before the 3, giving Devastation the win! Afterwards, Devastation jumped right up and walked out, showing that he was not as hurt as he had led everyone to believe. RESULT: Devastation d. Sgt. Stevie Wonder at 4:40 via pinfall

The Navy Seals vs Shadow/Rebel

Shadow and Rebel are two great singles wrestlers, but as they would find out here, it takes more than that to be a tag team contender. The match started out Nick vs Shadow. Shadow gained the advantage early on with stiff kicks and tremendous speed, but Grundle showed his tag team experience by luring Shadow into his corner where he and Demo Dick began to double team him. Double suplexes, quick tags, and dirty tricks were used by the Seals to keep Shadow down in their corner. They lost the advantage when Rebel, fed up with following the rules and watching his partner get beat down, ran across the ring and drop kicked Marcinko over the top rope! Shadow crawled over to the corner, looking for the tag... Grundle tried to stop him, but it was too late! Shadow made the tag, and Rebel came into the ring like a cyclone, tearing the Navy Seals apart. Grundle grabbed the referee, begging him for help... but it was a ruse. Demo Dick Marcinko entered the ring behind the referee's back and slammed Rebel with a steel chair. When Marcinko was done, Grundle released the ref and made the cover. The beaten Shadow was not fast enough to stop the ref before he counted 3 and gave victory to the Navy Seals. RESULT: The Navy Seals d. Shadow/Rebel at 10:38

Xtreme Gangsta vs Weehawk EXPLODING RING DEATHMATCH

The ropes were replaced with barbed wire, the corners wired with small explosives and the ring set to explode at the 10 minute mark for this one. Weehawk came to the ring to Dr. Dre and Ice Cube's 'Natural Born Killaz' and was assaulted as soon as he hit the ring by Xtreme Gangsta. Inside the first minute both men were bleeding heavily, Gangsta was on the receiving end of a rope burn on the barbed wire and Weehawk got tangled up in the top and second ropes. Gangsta would remove Weehawk's mask, only to find him wearing a barbed wire crown underneath. Weehawk used the crown as a weapon as he would repeatedly head butt Gangsta. Weehawk went for a version of the Harlem Side Kick, but it was ducked by Gangsta, causing Weehawk to land crotch-first on the top rope. Gangsta then managed to tie Weehawk's head in the bottom and middle ropes and repeatedly stomp it. Weehawk got free and produced a pair of wire cutters from his trunks. He cut down the top rope and both men used it as a whip to flog the other. Gangsta choked Weehawk from behind with the wire, but Weehawk kicked backwards and hit Gangsta below the belt. Weehawk took the rope and wrapped it around his boot. He then whipped the still stunned Gangsta into the exploding buckle. The explosion sent him flying forward, right into a Weehawk Yakuza Kick, which sent Gangsta back into the buckle and into another explosion. When the smoke cleared, Xtreme Gangsta was unconscious on the floor. RESULT: Weehawk d. Xtreme Gangsta at 5:11 via KO

Marty the Mauler vs Vermin POWER BOMB DEATHMATCH

The rules for this one state that in order to win, you must knock your opponent out with a power bomb. No DQ, no countouts. Vermin and Marty both came to the ring touting steel chairs, but Marty was the first to put his to use, breaking it over Vermin's head as he came into the ring. Vermin was unfazed, however, and smashed his chair over Marty's head, busting him open. This match was a complete brawl from start to finish, with no technical moves being used by either man. Vermin held the advantage for most of this match because of his sheer size, hitting Marty with short clotheslines, back breakers and even a back spin kick. The action spilled out into the ringside area, where Vermin pulled up the mats, attempting to 187 Powerbomb Marty on the exposed concrete. Marty showed amazing strength, though, because he flipped Vermin over his back! Marty then grabbed a section of guardrail and slammed it into Vermin's head before rolling him back in the ring. Marty would then go for his Eazy 3 crucifix power bomb, but he couldn't lift Vermin up, and ended up getting hit with a western lariat from Vermin. Vermin then took to the air, landing a body splash on the downed Mauler. Vermin then managed hit Marty with a non-187 power bomb, but when the referee checked the Mauler was still conscious and the match was ordered to continue. Vermin then set Marty up next to the ropes, got a running start and clothesline him over the top, right on to the area where he had removed the mats earlier in the match. Marty, however, landed on his feet on the outside. Vermin turned his back, giving the sign for the 187, while Marty climbed onto the ring apron behind him. Reaching back, he grabbed Vermin by the arms and jumped off the apron. The added weight and leverage of the fall made it possible for Marty to execute the Easy 3 power bomb! Vermin landed on the exposed concrete floor. The referee checked him and ruled him unable to continue, giving the victory to the bloody and battered Mauler. RESULT: Marty the Mauler d. Vermin at 5:06 via KO

MAIN EVENT Nomad vs SychoOCJ

RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!" ("Highway to the Danger Zone" comes on and the fans go berserk as their hero Nomad makes his entrance into the arena, wearing one half of the tag team titles. He walks through the cage door and takes his place in the ring, holding his hands high for the fans. The RWO theme comes on to sparse cheers and loud boos as SychoOCJ comes out. He stands in the isleway, taking in all of the boos with a smile, then walks to the ring and into the cage.) JB : "Well, the cage is lowered, the combatants are ready, let's get this one going!! SychoOCJ is starting to say something... Nomad slaps him in the mouth!! The hatred is boiling over here!! Nomad with lefts, rights!! Nomad whips OCJ to the ropes... NO! Into the cage!! SychoOCJ crashes to the mat hard!"

BH : "I think Sycho is busted open, Jim! Look, he is!!"

JB : "Yes, SychoOCJ is bleeding everywhere, he must have hit that cage hard. But Nomad could care less, he's rubbing SychoOCJ's face into the mat!! Nomad up now, stomping Ocj down. Nomad turns to the crowd, and they scream!! Nomad now with a stiff kick to OCJ's head!!"

BH : "Sycho is sure on the receiving end toni- WHOA, LOOK! Diamond Cutter from SychoOCJ!!!"

JB : "Where the hell did that come from?! Nomad is down now, SychoOCJ is trying to shake loose the cobwebs in the attic.. Sycho now is stomping Nomad... Sycho whips Nomad to the turnbuckle, and follows with a lariat!! Sycho now grabs the back of Nomad's head, runs.. and SLAMS Nomad face-first into the cage!! Nomad is bleeding now, both men have been busted open! Sycho sets the bleeding Nomad up.. PILE DRIVER!! Sycho has taken control now, he's heading to the top ropes... Sycho comes flying off the top... ELBOW DROP MISSES!! Nomad rolled out of the way!! Nomad is up now, he picks up SychoOCJ, whip to the buckle.. reversed by OCJ, Nomad into the buckle... Nomad runs up the buckles, and jumps backward, hitting a JUMPING BACK ELBOW on SychoOCJ!!

BH : "That's quite a lot of agility from a heavyweight!!"

JB : "Nomad now hooks OCJ up.. BACK SUPLEX!! Nomad for the cover... 1--2, kickout!! Nomad drops the elbow, then picks OCJ up... he sets him up next to the cage... he's backing up, Nomad runs.. DROP KICK!! MISSES!!! Nomad tried to drop kick SychoOCJ into the cage, but missed!!"

BH : "Jim, look! One of Nomad's boots is stuck between the cage bars! He can't get loose!"

JB : "I see that, and so does SychoOCJ!! He's taking advantage of it, he's stomping Nomad's knee and head!! Now SychoOCJ with a boot to Nomad's throat, choking him!! Nomad's boot finally comes loose, he slumps to the mat. SychoOCJ heads to the the top rope once again... LEG DROP!! OCJ smells the victory here... he's setting Nomad up for the Wake Up Call... HERE IT IS!! NO!! NOMAD REVERSES!! DANGER ZONE APPLIED!!! SychoOCj is struggling, he reaching for the ropes, but he's too far!!"

BH : "Nomad beat Vermin that exact same way, Jim!! LOOK! SychoOCJ is tapping out!!!"

JB : "SYCHOOCJ has tapped out, Nomad has one the bout!!"

RESULT:
Nomad d. SychoOCJ at 10:03 via submission (The Danger Zone)

(The cage begins to lift over the two combatants. Suddenly, the Vicious Alliance storms the ring!! The cage lowers after them, trapping SychoOCJ and Nomad inside with the VA! Nomad and Sycho OCJ back up to the center of the ring, away from the VA... and back into each other! They turn and give each other a look... and shake hands!!! Nomad and SychoOCJ then charge the VA, Nomad to Destructo and Apocalypse and OCJ to Devastation and Corruption!! Even with the two on one odds, Nomad and SychoOCJ hold their own in the ring, which stuns the VA! Devastation gives a hand signal to the arena rafters, and the cage lifts up. The VA exit through the crowd, and members of the Vigilantes and RWO sprint to ringside to back up their respective members. Both teams are at a stand-off, not knowing what to expect. Finally, Nomad extends his hand. The crowd goes wild, and OCJ shakes it. Nomad holds up OCJ's hand for all to see. Suddenly, Vermin, bandaged from his earlier match, comes storming through the entranceway in street clothes. He has his tag title belt in one hand and a sword in the other. He approaches the ring, behind Nomad and SychoOCJ. He enters the ring and slaps Nomad and OCJ's hands apart. He slams the tag title belt down on the mat in front of him and points the sword at the RWO, seemingly as a warning. Nomad looks stunned, and Vermin begins screaming at him. Vermin : "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!? This puke is the enemy!! He kidnapped your F*^%ING woman! Are you stupid?!" Nomad : "It's none of your business what I do, big man. Keep your nose out of this." Vermin : "BULLS**T, this *IS* my business!! I'm supposed to team with you and you're out here shaking hands with a bunch of free roaming garbage!!" Eazy-T : "Watch your mouth, Vermin. The RWO is the best thing in wrestling, and Nomad knows that. We ain't garbage." Vermin : (Turns to Eazy-T) : "Shut up, punk, or I'll call Bo out here." Eazy-T : "What the F**&?!?" (Eazy takes a swing at Vermin. Vermin swings his sword, causing the RWO to scatter. SychoOCJ takes Vermin's legs out from behind, Eazy grabs the sword and the RWO begin stomping Vermin down. Nomad looks at Vermin, then at the RWO, then exits the ring, Vigilantes in tow. Weehawk eventually runs down with a barbed wire whip and runs the RWO off, but the damage has been done. Vermin is left laying in the ring.