EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem
Kemper Arena
Kansas City, MO




(Vermin is shown stalking down the isle to the boos of the fans. He pushes a camera out of his way and enters the ring. He glares at the ring announcer, who hands Vermin the mic)



Vermin : "Warpath, get your sorry ass out here right now."



JB : "Fans, I don't know what to say. We had some pyro scheduled for right now, but Vermin looks like he means business."


BH : "Vermin does not strike me as the type of guy who you'd want to cross, Jim. Let's get this one started."



(The complete card is shown on the screen as Warpath makes his way to ringside)


MAIN EVENT
Xtreme Gangsta vs BMF Jr vs Scorpion
Three Way Dance

Warpath vs Vermin

Hare Razer vs Devastation

The Evil Dead vs Shadow/Rebel
(Graveyard Rules Apply)

Sweet Daddy vs Rebel










Vermin vs Warpath


Vermin stood across the ring, waiting for Warpath. Warpath would make his move and attempt to rush Vermin, but ran straight into a Nash-style boot to the face. Warpath was immediatly up, however, and backed into the corner, looking to rush Vermin again. Suddenly, a cameramen who was standing on the apron behind Warpath grabbed his camera by the front, and swinging it down like a hammer smashed it to pieces on Warpath's head. Warpath dropped to the mat, out cold. As the referee called for the bell awarding the match to Warpath, the camerman removed his EFW jumpsuit and cap, revealing a grinning Bo Abobo.


RESULT:
Warpath d. Vermin at 3:07 via DQ


It wouldn't stop there, though. Weehawk jumped the guardrail from the crowd and stood in the isle, holding a huge sword, and Bane came out from under the ring. Marty the Mauler and Sweet Daddy came charging down the isle towards the ring, but were stopped by the armed Weehawk. Bo, Vermin and Bane then hit a triple 187 power bomb on the limp Warpath. Vermin reached into his pocket, grabbing a pencil and a notepad. The notepad had the word 'Warpath' on the top line and 'Evil Dead' on the second. Vermin crossed out 'Warpath' leaving only 'Evil Dead'. The Sickos then made their exit through the crowd.




(Editor's Note: This match actually ended in a submission victory for Warpath. DQ was scripted in)



Rebel vs Sweet Daddy



Marty and Sweet Daddy ran to the ring to assist Warpath. He would eventually be assisted out of the ring by Marty, who vowed revenge. Sweet Daddy, shaken, remained in the ring and Rebel was introduced. Sweet Daddy would be on the defensive at first, obviously distracted from the earlier attack. Rebel managed to get several near falls during the first minute and a half, landing most of his offensive arsenal. Sweet Daddy seemed to break out of his stupor and began to come back with a back breaker and a vicious stun gun on the top rope that left Rebel clutching his neck. Daddy then began stomping on the neck of Rebel, further injuring it. Sweet Daddy hit a shoulder neckbreaker, which made Rebel twitch on the mat. Sensing a weakness, Sweet Daddy went for the Daddy-Plex, but Rebel threw a few knees into Daddy's midsection. Somehow, Rebel grabbed his doubled-up opponent in the Rock & Roll Powerbomb, securing a 3 count.



RESULT:
Rebel d. Sweet Daddy at 3:37 via pinfall (Rock & Roll Powerbomb)



After the match, Rebel seemed to still be feeling the effects and was having trouble breathing. Sweet Daddy immediatly ran down the isle to check on the condition of Warpath.


Hare Razer vs Devastation



Devastation came out to his usual entrance, while Hare Razer once again came out with a very business like attitude. Hare was all offense in the match: he would absorb blows from Devastation and ignore them, countering with thunderous blows of his own. Devastation tried to stand toe-to-toe and out punch Hare Razer, and ended up on his back on the recieving end of some mounted punches. Seeing their friend being beaten, the rest of the VA ran down to ringside. Hare noticed them, and was sure to give Destructo a warning glare before power bombing Devastation to the mat. In a rare lapse of concentration for Hare, he stood Devastation up and hit the ropes, going for a lariat but forgetting that Corruption was also standing at ringside. When Hare hit the ropes, Apocalypse jumped up on the apron to distract the referee and Corruption whacked Hare Razer in the back with the US Title Belt. Hare took a step and stopped, a look of indignation on his face. He spun and grabbed Corruption by the neck, and in the process recieved a shot to the face with the belt. Hare fell backwards, and Devastation, who had taken the few moments to rest, climbed the ropes and nailed the Devastator. Corruption grabbed Hare's foot from the outside, preventing him from kicking out before the 3 count.



RESULT:
Devastation d. Hare Razer at 6:12 via Devastator



The VA made a hasty retreat after the match. Hare Razer stood in the ring for a second, then left without saying or doing anything.






The Evil Dead vs Shadow/Rebel
Graveyard Rules



Jigoku Rabbit and Leech came to ringside along with the Evil Dead, obviously expecting Sickos to interfere in this matchup. Shadow and Rebel did not show the first time they were introduced, and when they did show on the second time, Rebel was still favoring his neck. Jigoku laughed and ordered Parasite to attack Rebel mercilessly. Shadow would begin things for his team, but Parasite ignored him and went after Rebel. Rebel managed to stay away from him until Shadow could lay in a hard drop kick to get Parasite's attention. Shadow then began a dizzying array of martial arts kicks and strikes to Parasite's head and chest, actually managing to rock the zombie back a few steps. Shadow took a step back, going for a jump kick. Parasite had different ideas, though, and grabbed the airborne Shadow by the throat and choke slammed him to the mat. Parasite rolled Shadow out of the ring near Fleshmonger, who was all too eager to begin beating on the prone opponent. Rebel then entered the ring, and in a show of courage that would be long remembered, started taking Parasite down with drop kicks, flying clothslines and even managed to get the zombie up in a pile driver.


Then, Weehawk and Bane came out from the dressing room and began sauntering down the isle, towards the ring. Jigoku and Leech, afraid of no one, confronted them. Weehawk and Bane kept their distance, laughing and taunting. They would prove to be only a distraction, as Vermin would step over the guardrail behind Jigoku. Vermin tapped Jigoku on the shoulder, and when he turned around, he was immediatly slammed to the ground by the 187 powerbomb. Vermin stepped over the guardrail again, tearing the page out of his notebook and balling it up. Leech nudged his unconcious master like a sad puppy.

In the ring, Rebel was trying to figure out a way to keep Parasite down and decided on a missle drop kick. He climbed the ropes, and when he jumped, Parasite grabbed him in the Gift to the Gods. Parasite, heeding his master's last command, began jerking Rebel back and forth in the air, causing his neck to snap around. Rebel began screaming, and Nomad ran to ringside, throwing in the towl for his friend before he was killed by the barbaric Parasite.




RESULT:
The Evil Dead d. Shadow/Rebel at 7:32 via submission (Gift to the Gods)



EMT's came out for Rebel and Jigoku. After being flung to the mat like a pile of rags, Rebel was secured to a back board and was stretched out with Nomad at his side the whole time, clutching his hand. When the Dead saw what had been done to their master, they went berserk, destroying a section of guardrail and the EMT's stretcher before carrying Jigoku out of the arena themselves.






MAIN EVENT
Xtreme Gangsta vs BMF Jr vs Scorpion
Three Way Dance



RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"


('Highway to the Danger Zone' hits the air and the fans love it! Scorpion makes his way to ringside, taking time to slap hands with the fans on the way.)


('Natural Born Killaz' hits the airwaves and the cruiserweight champion, Xtreme Gangsta, makes his entrance. He manages to get bleeped by the censors only three times, a record minimum for him.)


(BMF Jr's theme comes on and his new cheering section goes wild. He holds his hands high for all to see before entering the ring)




JB : "Well, this has been one crazy night so far. I've counted at least $800,000 in fines the Sickos now owe because of tonight. They should be locked up as far as I'm concerned."


BH : "Lookout, BMF!!"


JB : "The bell has just rung, and BMF Jr is already being double teamed by Scorp and Gangsta! They are kicking him down in the corner... a double suplex now on BMF!! Scorpion shouts to the crowd, who respond!! He turns.. and is smashed by Gangsta!! A double cross!!"


BH : "This is an anything goes environment, Jim, and Gangsta has proven his skill in those."


JB : "Gangsta is now beating on Scorpion.. irish whip by Gangsta, Scorp comes back and is hit hard with a clothesline!! Gangsta grabs Scorpion's feet... he looks to the crowd, who only boo at him.. Gangsta flips the crowd off and knees Scorpion in the groin!!"


BH : "Look at BMF!!"


JB : "BMF is sneaking up on Xtreme Gangsta... Gangsta NAILS him with a standing side kick, sending him flying over the top rope!! BMF landed on his feet, and Gangsta didn't see it! Gangsta now picks up Scorpion.. Scorpion now coming back!! Shots to the body from Scorpion, he sets Gangsta for a suplex.. no, reversal!! XTREME REALITY!!! WHOA!! Where the hell did that come from!?!"


BH : "Scorpion is laying prone on the mat, but here comes BMF!!"


JB : "Gangsta does not see BMF jr who has slid under the bottom rope behind him! Gangsta places one foot on Scorpion's chest... BMF spins Gangsta around, SNOWCAP SUPLEX!!"


BH : "Hey, wait a second, Jim... Xtreme Gangsta's not moving!!"


JB : "You're right, Buck! Xtreme Gangsta is knocked out cold! BMF Jr has eliminated the Cruiserweight champion!!!"



BMF Jr. eliminated Xtreme Gangsta 3:12 via KO



JB : "BMF now goes for the cover on Scorpion! 1....... 2....... 2 1/2!! Scorpion kicks out!! BMF is up now, and is stomping on Scorpion's head!! BMF stands him up... STANDING DROPKICK! BMF is amazing, first Destructo, then Gangsta, now he's beating Scorpion!"


BH : "Yes, but it's not over yet, Jim! Look!


JB : "Yes, Scorpion is now starting to stand up.. BMF back him into the corner with vicious chops!! BMF is now backing up, he wants a running start.. he takes off, and launches into a FLYING DROPKICK!! But Scorpion moved!! BMF Jr's leg just jammed into that turnbuckle with his full weight behind it, he's clutching his right knee!!"


BH : "Scorpion sees it, Jim! He sees it!"


JB : "Scorpion is now on his feet! BMF Jr is struggling to stand.. Scorpion grabs him.. SPINEBUSTER!! Scorpion is holding on to the legs... he's going for it!! It's the SCORPION DEATH LOCK!! BMF is screaming in pain!!"


BH : "Is he near the ropes? Can he make it!?"


JB : "BMF IS CRAWLING to the ropes!! He moves forward an inch...... another!! He's close!! Scorpion stand up and DRAGS BMF back to center ring!! There's no way out now!! BMF taps out, Scorpion has WON!!!"




RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner: SCORPION!!!!"



JB : "Oh, fans, what a great evening of- hey, what the?!"



(The camera switch to the announce area. Vermin and Bo Abobo have invaded the annouce area with baseball bats)



JB : "Look, guys, we don't want any trouble...."


Vermin : "Gimmie that goddamn mic! People, now you've seen what happens when you mess with me. I'll hunt you down. Remember-"



(Vermin is cut off by President Adam Walters, along with a contingent of arena security)



Walters : "ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!! If I see you so much as TAP anyone else tonight I'm suspending you FOR LIFE!!"


Vermin : "F**K you, Walters. You can't suspend me, I AM this f***ing federation, and besides that you ain't got the balls."



(Vermin grabs announcer Buck Hammerstien and 187 Powerbombs him through the announce desk. Papers fly everywhere. Bo then choke slams him off of the raised announce platform, a drop of about 5'. The fans begin booing and throwing things)



Walters : "THAT'S IT!! DETAIN THEM!!"



(The arena security rush the platform. They are met with ball bats to the head, and Bo even kneecaps one. Vermin reaches down and grabs Walters, lifting him high in he air)



Vermin : "Bo, let's play POWER BOMB TAG!"


Bo : "Heh, SURE!!"



(Before we find out what Power Bomb Tag is, a few uniformed police officers charge the announce desk. They take Vermin and Bo down, and with guns drawn, manage to cuff both of the Sickos and drag them off. Vermin is seen frothing at the mouth right before he is dragged off camera)



JB : "oh my god... what the hell is going on in this federation? Buck, man, are you ok? Christ.. HEY, WE NEED MEDICAL HELP, NOW!! Is anyone listning?"



(Suddenly, the arena lights go out)



JB : "Oh no, please, just leave us alone!"



(The lights come back on. Announcer Buck Hammerstien's shirt has been torn off, and he has been branded 'Grade A 100% Meat' on his back. The camera fades on that shot)







Copyright EFW 1998.