EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem
Rosemont Horizon
Chicago, IL
(Clips of last week's deathmatch between Xtreme Gangsta and Weehawk are shown. Weehawk is showing having his hand raised by the referee as the shot cuts, showing
the crowd for tonights EFW Mayhem!!)
JB : "Wrestling fans, hello and welcome to EFW Tuesday Night Mayhem. And boy do we have some
mayhem in store for you tonight!"
BH : "We're having a rematch of last week's deathmath, but this time the Cruiserweight title
is on the line!!"
JB : "Here's the complete card, and is kicks a$$! Oops, sorry!!"
MAIN EVENT
Weehawk vs Xtreme Gangsta
(Barbed Wire Weapons Deathmatch)
Destructo vs BMF Jr.
(Non-Title)
Hare Razer vs Striker
Eazy-T vs Bo Abobo
Johnny Homicide vs Sweet Daddy
The Great Panther vs Shadow
The Evil Dead vs 421 4 Life
(Graveyard Rules)
JB : "Let's get down to ringside for our first match!!"
Johnny Homicide vs Sweet Daddy
Homicide has been in a slump as of late, and that would continue in this match. Sweet Daddy was
on his game here, landing all variety of moves during the match, from pile drivers to top rope
suplexes. Homicide would mount some offense late in the match, landing a few lariats and an
elbow drop, but Sweet Daddy's winning streak would continue as he caught Homicide coming off
the ropes with his Daddy-Plex and scored an easy 3 count.
RESULT:
Sweet Daddy d. Johnny Homicide at 5:15 via a Daddy-Plex
(After Sweet Daddy exited the ring, the arena lights suddenly went out. Fans were silent in confusion,
wondering what was happening. A few moments later, the lights came back on. Johnny Homicide was
layed out in the ring, and on his back was a cattle-style brand that read 'Grade A 100% Meat'. No one
was seen entering or exiting the ring after Sweet Daddy left)
Editor's Note : This match was kept short due to lack of roleplaying on the part of Homicide.
Bo Abobo vs Eazy-T
Bo would enter the ring first, but Eazy-T was right behind him. Neither man waited for the bell
and went straight at each other's throats. Eazy took the early advantage, using his explosive
power to keep Bo on the defensive, at one point scoring a near-fall. Bo, however, turned the tide his way with a chair shot on the
outside of the ring. Bo whipped Eazy towards the pole, but Eazy would reverse it, sending Bo
head-first into the ring pole! Eazy had forgotten, though, that Bo has an extremly hard head, and
he turned his back on Bo. Bo came up behind and german suplexed Eazy on the concrete floor! Bo
rolled Eazy back in the ring and got only a two count. Frustrated, Bo dropped and started laying
mounted punches into Eazy-T. Eazy got to the ropes, and as Bo stood up, got a knee up into Bo's
crotch! Eazy stood up and DDT'd the stunned Bo to the mat. Giving the high sign, Eazy-T climbed
the ropes, but Bo was up and followed him to the corner! The two men fought while standing on
the buckles, and Bo eventually won out and landed a top-rope german suplex, and when he hit the
mat, rolled over and delivered a SECOND german suplex, this time with a bridge. Bo got the 3 count
over Eazy-T once again.
RESULT:
Bo Abobo d. Eazy-T at 5:55 via pinfall
421 4 Life vs The Evil Dead
421 entered this match and started out at a disadvantage, due to the Graveyard rules. Parasite
and Big Daddy started out, but Fleshmonger would leave his position on the apron and slowly
make his way around the ring to RD Slender. Poppa laid some hard shots into Parasite and managed
to take him down with a body slam, but Parasite seems unfased, and came right back with a
stranglehold. Fleshmonger attacked Slender, who was standing on the apron, and dragged him to
the floor. Big Poppa finally managed to break the stranglehold he was in, but when he tried to
tag, found that his partner was already occupied. Poppa toughed it out though, and went straight
for Parasite's legs. Punching, kicking, stomping, he managed to take Parasite down again, and this
time got a near fall. Parasite struggled back to his feet. Poppa went back for the legs, but
got caught in a reverse tombstone piledriver. Parasite grabbed Poppa around the throat and lifted
him up in the Gift to the Gods. Slender had managed to put Fleshmonger down for a second and
ran into the ring, trying to save his partner, but was too late. The ref called saw Poppa turning
blue and called for the bell.
RESULT:
The Evil Dead d. 421 4 Life at 6:43 via submission (Gift to the Gods)
Striker vs Hare Razer
While Striker came down to the ring working the crowd, Hare Razer stalked his way to ringside
without so much as a glance either way. Hare was all business once the match began, but Striker
was running on emotion. Striker managed to get Hare down with power moves, and managed to slap
on a pile driver at one point, gaining a two count. When Hare got back to his feet, he delivered
a straight palm blow to Striker's nose, splattering blood all over his face. Striker would never recover
from this point as Hare Razer dominated him with power slams, head butts, and even some mounted
punches. Hare slammed Striker to the mat with a power bomb, and then slapped on the Death Embrace.
Striker struggled, but could not reach the ropes. Striker reached down into his trunks and grabbed
something... and breathed a fireball into the face of Hare Razer!! But even through the flames,
Hare Razer would not break the hold!! Striker struggled more, but eventually passed out from
lack of oxygen.
RESULT:
Hare Razer d. Striker at 4:52 via submission (The Death Embrace)
As soon as the bell rang, Hare immediatly dropped Striker to the mat and left without so much
as having his hand raised.
The Great Panther vs Shadow
These two athletes would shake hands before the match, a rare show of sportsmanship. The match
was fast and furious as one would expect from these two. Shadow would hit some of his lethal
martial arts kicks while Panther used his technical knowledge to keep Shadow from hitting
anything heavy. Panther managed to keep Shadow grounded with some interesting submissions, but
Shadow always seemed to find a way out of them. The action quickly spilled outside the ring, where Panther nailed Shadow with a somersault
plancha, knocking both men into the guardrail. Shadow, amazingly, was the first one up. Not to
be shown up, Shadow entered the ring, and in an amazing show of arial artistry hit a running
moonsault plancha over the top rope onto the prone Panther. The referee started the count, and
he was up to 15 before either man moved. Shadow finally started to crawl back to the ring, and right
before the referee counted 20, crawled under the bottom rope.
RESULT:
Shadow d. Panther at 7:29 via countout
When Shadow regained his senses and realized the match ended in a count-out, he became angry,
kicking the ropes. He and Panther want back to the locker room together.
Destructo (c) vs BMF Jr.
Non-title Match
As you would expect, this match was totally dominated by Destructo. He whipped BMF Jr from pillar
to post, hitting him with almost every power move in the book and some that aren't. Destructo
even mocked some of the other EFW superstars by using a 187-style powerbomb and then a crucifix
power bomb ala Marty the Mauler. Destructo grabbed BMF Jr, setting him for the Iron Maiden, when
suddenly Marty the Mauler stalked out of the curtain, spouting profanity. He marched down to
ringside and began yelling at Destructo for using his move. Destructo dropped BMF and walked
over to the ropes, yeling back at Marty. Marty spit in Destructo's face from the floor. Enraged,
Destructo reached out over the top rope to grab Marty. Marty reached up and punched Destructo
in the face, rocking him backwards. BMF Jr, who had been resting, grabbed the stunned Destructo
from behind in a schoolboy rollup.... AND GOT THE 3 COUNT!! Unbelievably, BMF Jr is the first
superstar to hand Destructo a loss since Striker did months ago!
RESULT:
BMF Jr d. Destructo at 6:02 via pinfall
Marty, laughing, began walking back down the isle. That walk changed to a dead sprint as a
frothing mad Destructo charged down the isle after him.
MAIN EVENT
Xtreme Gangsta (c) vs Weehawk
BARBED WIRE WEAPONS DEATHMATCH FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT TITLE
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for tonight's MAIN EVENT!"
(Puff Daddy's 'Come With Me' hits the speakers as the Sickos on Parade's Weehawk comes
through the curtain. Wearing barbed wire wrapped around both arms, carrying a bag of weapons,
having a coil of razor wire over his shoulder and a sick smile on his face. He steps through
the barbed wire into the ring.
('Natural Born Killaz' hits the ariwaves and the cruierweight champion, Xtreme Gangsta, makes
his entrance. He is carrying a barbed wire wrapped bat in each hand and has barbed wire wrapped
around his body.)
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JB : "This is going to be a sick match, folks!! Gangsta is not waiting for the bell, he's
swinging those bats like he's trying to hit a home run!! Weehawk is keeping his distance, though...
Gangsta lands a hit!! The wire is sticking to Weehawk's skin!!"
BH : "Ulp... I'm gonna be sick..."
JB : "Gangsta is now pouding Weehawk with the bats!! Weehawk is crawling over to his bag... he
reaches inside for something... Gangsta with another hard shot with one of those bats!! Weehawk
now reaches up... HE'S GOT A PROPANE TORCH!! HE JUST BURNED GANGSTA WITH A TORCH!!!"
BH : (throws up)
JB : "Ugh, geez, Buck... Gangsta is stumbling backwards now, blinded... Weehawk slams the
propane bottle into Gangsta's head!! Weehawk throws the torch down... he's going into his bag
again, looking for something... he grabs a crowbar!! He's going over to Gangsta... he swings!!
HE MISSED! Gangsta rolled at the last second! Gangsta still has a hold on one of those bats...
he swings, and NAILS Weehawk right in the temple with the bat!!! The both bats are now hanging
off of Weehawk by the barbed wire. There's blood everywhere, there's a puddle of it by Weehawk's bag."
BH : "..oh man... is it over?"
JB : "Buck, you're a pansy. Gangsta now is dragging Weehawk over to the ropes... he's, ugh.. he's
wrapping Weehawk up in the barbed wire ropes!! Weehawk is hanging from the wire now... Gangsta
has grabbed the crowbar!! Wait, Weehawk has another pair of wire cutters in his hand!! He's cut the top and
second ropes free on the right side.... Gangsta turns and SWINGS!! HE MISSES!! Weehawk ducked at the last second!!
Gangsta's momentum carried him forward, he tripped over the bottom rope and is laying on the floor!!
Weehawk, with two bats hanging off of him, has cut down the top and second ropes totally. Now
BOTH men are wrapped in the wire!!"
BH : "Xtreme Gangsta is fishing for something under the ring... what's he doing?"
JB : "Weehawk looks over the edge of the ring... and gets SMASHED in the face with the end
of a table!! Weehawk is down, Gangsta is throwing a table into the ring!! Gangsta sets the table
up about mid-ring... Weehawk is reaching into his bag again, he's got something in his hand...
Gangsta kicks him in the head!! He picks Weehawk up... he's set Weehawk on the table!! Gangsta has
grabbed the coil of razor wire that Weehawk brought to the ring... and he's going to the top
ropes!!!"
BH : "Oh lord, let me know when it's over!"
JB : "Buck, uncover your eyes, you're gonna miss this!!! Gangsta gives the sign, he's holding the
coil of razor wire in front of him!! Weehawk is doing something on the table, what.... GANGSTA JUMPS!!!
WEEHAWK THROWS A FIREBALL AT THE AIRBORN GANGSTA!!!! GANGSTA CRASHES THROUGH THE TABLE WHILE FLAMING!!!!
Oh, it's a mess in the ring!! Both men are down in a pile of broken table, barbed wire and
mangled flesh... the referee is counting both men now.... Xtreme Gangsta is trying to get up,
but he's attached to Weehawk becaue of the wire.... the ref's up to 8.... 9.... 10!! Whats the decision here!?!"
RING ANNOUNCER : "Ladies and gentlemen, your attention please. The referee
has counted ten, but since Xtreme Gangsta showed signs of movement during the count, here is your winner...
and STILL EFW Cruiserweight champion.... XTREME GANGSTA!!!!"
RESULT:
Xtreme Gangsta d. Weehawk at 3:23 via TKO
(Both men are still down in the ring. Xtreme Gangsta tries to get up, but
can't. Some ring technicians with bolt cutters come down and cut the two men free from each
other and put out the burning section of Xtreme Gangsta's arm. Gangsta rolls over, unable to stand.
The Sickos on Parade run down to ringside to help Weehawk up. They try to help him leave, but
he shakes them off. He walks over to his bag...)
JB : "Oh, what's Weehawk doing?! He didn't win, he doesn't get the 5 minute beating!!!"
(Weehawk pulls a balloon animal out of his bag. He walks over and sets it down
next to Xtreme Gangsta. He then collapses and has to be carried out by Vermin.)
JB : "Fans, I have no idea what to make of this!! Is this some sign of respect from Weehawk?
We'll have to wait to find out, because we're out of time!! For the entire EFW crew this is Jim
Biggins saying GOOD FIGHT, GOOD NIGHT!!! Oh, and Buck, you can open your eyes now...."
Copyright EFW 1998.