MFWL Rampage
05/12/98
Madison Square Garden, New York City

Sunny Bolt : "Hello, wrestling fans, and welcome to MFWL Tuesday Night
Rampage!!!!"

(Cameras pan out over the crowd and people are screaming their heads
off)

SB : "This is Sunny Bolt, and with me as always are Bob Ghetto and Pete
Wilco. Guys, have we got some great matches lined up tonight. First,
we've got two US Title tournament matchups, and after those we get to
see the Light Heavyweight Champion Shadow defend against The Extreme
Condo Warrior! What are your thoughts going in to this show, Bob?"

Bob Ghetto : "I can't wait to see The Extreme Condo Warrior win the
title from that fluke champ, Shadow."

(Suddenly, Pete Wilco is vaulted out of his seat and over the announce
table. Vermin sits down next to Bob Ghetto and puts on Wilco's headset)

Vermin : "How ya doin', Bob?"

BG: "Ummm... just fine, Vermin, just fine. Err... to what do we owe the
honor of your visit, Vermin?"

SB : "Oh, please..."

Vermin : "I'm just here to call the matches, that's all. Remember, I've
gone soft. RIGHT, BOB?"

BG : "Did I say that? ha-ha, um, what I MEANT was..."

SB : "Geez. Alright, fans, let's get down to ringside for our opening
match!"

Bo Abobo
vs
Scorpion

SB : "Well,  Bo said he'd keep the Sickos out of it, and so far he's
holding true to his word, there are no Sickos at ringside. The bell has
rung, here we go! Scorpion with a body slam! Another! Another! Bo
scrambles for the ropes, but Scorpion has him by the trunks! Scorpion
calls to the fans, they go wild!! He raises his fist and.... POW!! A
hammer blow to the back! Bo rolls under the bottom rope, I think he
needs a breather!"

BG : "It just goes to show you how soft...."

Vermin : "AHEM. Bo's just looking for a weapon to use. RIGHT, BOB?"

BG : "Yes, Vermin, that's it! You're right!"

SB : "Bo is trying to shake loose the cobwebs, but Scorpion will have
none of it! He steps through the ropes onto the apron... ouch!
Sledgehammer right between the eyes! Bo goes down! Scorpion is
dominating this match! Both contenders are still on the outside as the
referee starts the count. Scorpion takes a few steps back, he's
measuring Bo... Bo is slowly getting to his feet... Scorpion charges....
CLOTHESLINE! NO!!! BO CAUGHT HIM! Bo just belly-to-belly suplexed
Scorpion into the ring post!! Oh, that's gotta hurt!"

Vermin : "There you're seeing the deadliest suplex in the business."

SB : "Bo is the first to his feet, he rolls Scorpion into the ring. Bo's
going to work with closed fists to Scorpion's head! The ref is counting!
1,2,3,4, break! 1,2,3,4,break! The ref is screaming at Bo, warning him
of a DQ. Bo gets up and starts screaming back! This is good news for
Scorpion!"

BG : "Bo's a moron, he's wasting too much time."

Vermin : "What was that, Bob?"

BG : "Nothing."

SB : "I agree with you, Bob, because Scorpion is getting up behind Bo's
back! Scorpion with a hammer blow, right to the back of the head!! Bo
crashes into the referee! The ref is down!"

Vermin : "Now the REAL match starts."

SB : "Scorpion is checking on the referee, he's shaking him, trying to
wake him up. Wait, what the!? Where did Bo get that sickle? Scorpion,
turn around! Turn around!"

BG : "No, don't! I want blood!"

SB : "Bo is coming up behind Scorpion! Scorpion turns around and NAILS
Bo with an uppercut!! The sickle goes flying out of the ring! The fans
go wild!! Scorpion is on fire! Bo is whipped hard into the buckle!
Scorpion catches him and whips him into the opposite buckle! He's taking
Bo pillar to post! Scorpion with another whip, no, reversal by Bo!
Scorpion goes chest first into the buckle! He's stumbling backwards! Bo
grabs him in a back waistlock!"

Vermin : "This one's over. Call the stretcher."

SB : "Can it be? IT IS! Double German Bo-Plex!!... wait, Bo's holding
on... a TRIPLE german Bo-... wait, he's STILL holding on! A QUADRUPLE
German Bo-Plex!!! Scorpion is out! Bo stumbles to his feet and slaps the
unconscious Scorpion into the texas clover hold, but that's just a
formality. The ref is up, and he calls for the bell."

WINNER : Bo Abobo via Submission in 4:04

SB : "Too bad for Scorpion, but it was a close match. Bo Abobo's
suplexes are becoming a force to reckon with in the MFWL."

Vermin : "Ask Fool Killer. Ask Eazy-T. Ask Scorpion. It's no fun to get
dropped by Bo."

SB : "Alright, fans, now it's time for the first US Title Tournament
matchup!"

Striker
vs
Stevie Wonder
US Title Tournament Round 1

SB : "This will be the MFWL debut of Stevie Wonder, and I can't say I
like his chances against Striker, who has proven he has what it takes to
win in the MFWL."

BG : "You're wrong, I think Wonder's got the advantage here. No one's
seen him fight, so how can you form a game plan for him?"

SB : "Well, that bodes well for Striker, Bob, because you're never
right. Well, Striker and Wonder are in the ring, let's get this match
underway! Striker with a side headlock. Wonder slips out and throws
Striker to the ropes. Hip toss by Wonder! Striker comes back with a drop
kick! Another! Striker goes for a third, but Wonder grabs the ropes
holds on! Striker lands hard on his back! Wonder immediately jumps on
the downed Striker! 1,2... 2 and 3/4 count! Striker barley escaped that
one!"

BG : "See? What'd I tell you?"

Vermin : "Shut the hell up, Bob."

BG : "Um, sure."

SB : "Wonder is going to work on Striker's right knee now. Stomps, elbow
drops, and now a knee drop! Striker is rolling around in pain! Wonder
drapes Striker's leg on the bottom rope... he jumps on it!! Striker is
pounding the mat with his fist!! He looks hurt! Wonder stands up and
yells something to the crowd! He's really proud of himself! Wait, what's
this? Nomad and Jazz have made their way to ringside! Nomad is pounding
the mat next to Striker's head, screaming at him!!"

BG : "Just like those Vigilantes to resort to cheating to win a fight."

SB : "Cheating? Wonder sees Jazz and throws her an obscene gesture!!
He's making hip gyrations in her direction!! But thanks to Nomad's
encouragement,  Striker's getting up while Wonder is taunting Jazz!!
Wonder turns around... DDT!!! DDT!!! Striker just hit his DDT!! That's
the move that knocked out the heavyweight champion Destructo!! But he
can't capitalize, he's in too much pain! Oh, no, here come the Seals,
Demo Dick and Nasty Nick!! They've got bats! Nomad sees them and is
trying to head them off!"

Vermin : "What the... *&%$ that..."

(Vermin's headset hits the table)

SB : "Vermin is headed for ringside, fans! What's he planning!?
Striker's up in the ring, he's got Wonder by the hair... OUCH!
Guillotine Neck Breaker by Striker! But it was not full power, his right
leg couldn't hold him up!! Nomad is getting beat down by the Seals!!
Vermin hits ringside and VADER RUSHES Nasty Nick!! Vermin is helping
Nomad!!"

BG : "See, I told you Vermin was soft."

SB : "Vermin is trying to help Nomad up, but Demo Dick LEVELS him with
the bat, right to the back of the skull! Vermin's head cracks hard into
the guardrail!! Demo Dick is pounding Vermin's head with that bat!! Oh,
he just BROKE the bat over Vermin's head!!! Demo Dick has grabbed Nick's
bat and is headed for the ring!! Striker whips Wonder to the ropes and
hits the opposite ropes... NO! Demo Dick just smashed the bat into
Striker's weak knee! Striker collapses in pain!! He's trying to hold
himself up with the top rope!! What courage!! Striker is limping to the
center of the ring. Wonder is on the apron, Striker doesn't see him...
SPRINGBOARD PLANCHA!! Striker goes down hard!! Nomad is up, he's chasing
Demo Dick around the ring but the damage has been done!! Wonder slaps a
cross heel hold on Striker!! The referee mercifully calls for the bell!!
It took three men to beat Striker, this is an outrage!!

BG : "Ha-ha, this is great! Nomad, Striker and Vermin all bought it,
courtesy of the Seals!"

WINNER : Stevie Wonder via Submission in 7:31

SB : "Demo Dick and Wonder grab Nick off the isle floor and high tail it
to the locker room. Nomad climbs into the ring and helps Striker down
the ring steps. Vermin is still down in the isle. This is a sickening
scene, fans. Nomad has stopped halfway up the isle and is trying to
revive Vermin. The rest of the Sickos have run out, Vermin is finally
getting up. What? Fans, we've just been informed that the Vermin/Mauler
match is next!! That's not fair in the least for Vermin!"

BG : "Not fair? He stuck his neck out for someone else and he paid for
it. If he's not ready, it's his fault."

SB : "You wouldn't be saying that if he was still here, Bob. The Sickos
have helped Vermin down to ringside. He's sitting in the ring, obviously
still dazed from the earlier attack. Marty the Mauler is on his way to
ringside, and he's wearing that HWA belt!"

Vermin
vs
Marty the Mauler

Ring Announcer : "Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is not sanctioned by
the HWA and is NOT a title match."

SB : "Well, fans, I guess the HWA title will not be contested for here
tonight. The Mauler is in the ring now, and the Sickos have left for the
dressing room. Wait, Vermin just caught his first look at the HWA belt
and has gotten up for the first time! He charges the Mauler! Vermin's
pounding Mauler over and over in the back!! Marty has not even taken his
belt off yet!! Vermin with a body slam, picks Marty up, now a short-arm
clothesline!! Vermin is dominating!! Vermin picks Marty up... PRESS SLAM
BACKBREAKER!! Marty goes down hard!!"

BG : "Maybe he's not as soft as I thought."

SB : "But look, Vermin has stopped, he's dizzy from the attack earlier!"

BG : "Nevermind. He's soft."

SB : "Shut up, Bob! Vermin shakes off the dizzy spell, he's grabbed the
HWA belt from around Marty's waist!! He throws it down and begins
stomping the belt!! Vermin is tearing the belt apart!! Here comes the
Mauler from behind!! He clubs Vermin in the back of the head! Vermin is
stumbling, dizzy! Marty grabs him... CRUCIFIX POWER BOMB!! GOOD LORD,
THAT'S 500 POUNDS!! Wait, wait, Vermin's not moving! I think he's out!
Yes, the referee has called for the bell, Vermin is out cold! He just
couldn't take that power bomb after that beating earlier."

WINNER : Marty the Mauler via KO in 4:46

SB : "Marty grabs the remains of his HWA title belt and exits the ring.
The Sickos have all run to ringside and are trying to help Vermin to his
feet."

BG : "Well, that's what you get when you stomp on a prestigious title
like the HWA belt. Vermin got what he deserved."

SB : "Alright fans... whew, it's been quite a night already, but here
comes our first light heavyweight match, Rebel and the Great Panther!"

Rebel
vs
Great Panther

SB : "Well, here's something interesting. The Vigilantes have come to
ringside with Rebel!"

BG : "Like I said earlier, Sunny, they can't win without cheating."

SB : "That's not it at all, Bob, I think they're here to make sure no
one jumps either athlete! And after all the interference tonight, that's
a good idea! The bell has rung, and here we go! Arm drags, hip toss,
drop kicks! We're seeing a lot of high-flying action in the early
going!"

BG : "zzzz.... zzzzzz....."

SB : "Rebel whips Panther to the ropes, huracanrana by Rebel! NO,
Panther reverses into a power bomb! He holds Rebel down for the pin, no,
Rebel rolls Panther forward and over! 1,2, Panther kicks out! Whew!
Panther with a side headlock, Rebel throws him to the ropes. Clothesline
attempt, ducked by Panther, Panther comes back! Flying Cross Body by
Panther! 1,2, kickout!! Both men are up to their feet! Panther swings, a
miss! Rebel grabs him from behind, atomic drop coming up!! No, wait,
he's walking Panther over to the ropes! He sits Panther up on the top
turnbuckle with his back to the ring! Rebel lays some forearm shots into
Panther's lower back... he's climbing the ropes, he's standing up behind
Panther!! What's he going to do!? REVERSE FRANKENSTIENER OFF THE TOP
ROPES!!! WHAT A MOVE!!! The fans go berserk!!! Panther's head crashes
hard into the mat. Both men are down!! What a match! What do you think,
Bob?"

BG : "zzzz... huh? Is it over yet?"

SB : "I don't know why they even keep you. Rebel staggers to his feet
and grabs Panther. Panther with a quick knee lift! Panther with some
hard shots into Rebel's body! Panther with a vertical suplex! Panther's
coming back!! Lefts, rights by Panther!! Panther with a hammer whip,
another clothesline attempt is ducked by Rebel! Rebel comes back,
Panther goes for the back body drop... BAD MOVE! REBEL SETS HIM UP, ROCK
& ROLL POWERBOMB!!! 1.. 2.. 3!!! That's it! What a match, fans!! With
the effort these men put out, it's too bad there has to be a loser!!"

WINNER : Rebel via Rock & Roll Power Bomb in 7:14

SB : "The Vigilantes are celebrating with Rebel. Wait, Rebel is
approaching Panther. He sticks out his hand... and Panther shakes it.
What a show of sportsmanship!! In this day and age, you don't see that
very much!"

BG : "Ugh, get them out of the ring before they make me sick..."

SB : "All right, the ring is clear and we are ready for our next match,
Nomad and 'Good Stuff' Steve Anthrax in the next US Tournament match!"

Nomad
vs
Steve Anthrax
US Title Tournament Round 1

SB : "Anthrax is here, along with 'Mr Massacre' Kyle Magnum, and the
Vigilantes are here with Nomad. This is bad, this whole situation reeks
of a double disqualification. Nomad has already stated his disgust with
The Society and Anthrax has openly ridiculed Nomad and the Vigilantes.
Both competitors are set, and there's the opening bell! Nomad and
Anthrax are circling each other, looking for openings. They lock up...
knee to the face by Anthrax! Anthrax is going for the Human
Torturelock!!! No! Nomad sees it coming and grabs the bottom rope! The
referee pulls Anthrax off of Nomad! Nomad regains his feet and goes
straight for Anthrax! Fireman's carry from Nomad! Swinging Neckbreaker!
Anthrax to the ropes... clothesline! Nomad gives a shout, and the fans
respond!! Nomad turns around... oh, how cheap! Anthrax with a thumb to
the eye of Nomad!!"

BG : "Hahah, there's some real wrestling for you, not that lightweight
crap we saw earlier!"

SB : "Anthrax in control now... knees to the face, now Anthrax is
starting to work on Nomad's right leg. Nomad back up... another swinging
neckbreaker!! This match it going back and forth!! Nomad from behind...
ONE-HANDED BULLDOG!! Nomad picks Anthrax up, ANOTHER neckbreaker!!
Anthrax looks groggy... wait, no! It was a trick! Low dropkick by
Anthrax! Nomad crumbles to the mat!"

BG : "Oh, this is classic stuff, first he thumbs to the eye, now he
fakes hurt and gets in a cheap shot!"

SB : "Anthrax now working on the legs of Nomad... stomps, knee drops,
elbow drops. Anthrax picks Nomad up... he tosses Nomad outside the ring,
right at the feet of Kyle Magnum!"

BG : "Oh, this is gonna get good now!!"

SB : "But Magnum's not touching him! The Vigilantes are all helping
Nomad back into the ring, where Anthrax is waiting. Anthrax... ouch,
Anthrax with repeated kicks to Nomad's face. Anthrax from behind...
ATOMIC KNEE DROP, Nomad is clutching his right leg! A cover by
Anthrax... 1.. 2, kickout by Nomad! It's not gonna be THAT easy,
Anthrax!!"

BG : "What? Sunny, you're supposed to be impartial, remember?"

SB : "Shut up, Bob! Nomad is rallying!! ONE MORE neckbreaker from
Nomad!! Anthrax is getting up dazed... BACK BRAIN KICK!!! Nomad is on
fire!! The fans are going crazy!! Nomad hooks up Anthrax... NORTHERN
LIGHTS BOMB, NO!!!! Nomad's right leg gave out! Anthrax is kicking the
right knee of Nomad! He hooks up the right leg of Nomad... FISHERMAN
SUPLEX!! 1... 2....3!!! No way! Nomad's leg was too damaged to kick
out!! Steve Anthrax is going to advance in the US Title Tournament and
the Vigilantes are out!! This just sucks!"

WINNER : 'Good Stuff' Steve Anthrax via Fisherman's Suplex at 5:50

SB : "Well fans, it looks like Wonder and Anthrax will be advancing in
the tournament while Nomad and Striker get to watch on monitors. This is
a horrible travesty, Kyle Magnum and Steve Anthrax are laughing all the
way back up the isle. The Vigilantes are in the ring, tending to Nomad's
leg."

BG : "This is a great day for wrestling fans everywhere! First, Vermin
loses his match, now both Nomad and Striker are out of the Tournament!!
I love it!!"

SB : "<sigh> Well fans, we're setting up for our next match, the 421 OCZ
and the Navy Seals!"

421 OCZ
vs
The Navy Seals

SB : "Nasty Nick looks to have recovered fully from Vermin's earlier
attack. There's no sign of  Stevie Wonder at ringside, which is a good
thing. The 421, Big Poppa and RD Slender are in the ring now. It looks
like Nasty Nick and Big Poppa are going to start things off here. Poppa
charges in and starts laying in blows! Punches, kicks, chops, Poppa is a
house of fire!! Nick to the ropes... big boot kick!! Nick goes down
hard! Nick scrambles to make the tag, but Poppa won't let it happen!
PRESS SLAM from Poppa!"

BG : "Hey ref! He's cheating! Stop him already!"

SB : "Cheating? What the..!? Back in the ring, Nick to the ropes...
POWERSLAM!! Poppa for the cover: 1...2... save by Demo Dick! You gotta
think if he hadn't done that, this match would be over already!! Nasty
Nick to the ropes... no, reversal, Poppa to the ropes, drop toe hold
from Nick. He's holding it in, here comes Dick with a guillotine leg
drop on the prone Poppa!! The Seals now with some double-team work...
double suplex by the Seals!! Nick tags out, he needed that! Here comes
Demo Dick, but Poppa also tags out to Slender! Slender charges Marcinko
and barrels him to the ground, laying lefts and rights to the head!!
Dick to the ropes, BIG back body drop!! The Navy Seals are on the
receiving end tonight!! Slender with a whip to the buckle... Dick comes
wobbling out... BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX!! Dick is down, he may be out!!"

BG : "Look, Sunny, here comes Stevie Wonder!"

SB : "As if we didn't have enough interference tonight, here comes
Stevie Wonder to tip the scales into the Seals' favor. Slender walks
over to the ropes and yells something at Wonder... Demo Dick with a
pearl harbor on Slender!! He just blasted him in the back with a double
axe handle!! Dick falls into the corner and tags Nick! Nick now working
on Slender, body slam, stomp to the face. The ref is looking at
Wonder... ow! Low blow by Slender! Nick falls to the mat! Slender makes
the tag to Poppa!! Poppa is laying it on Nick!! Nick whipped to the
buckle... Poppa with an AVALANCHE!! OH, NO!! Nick pulled the referee in
the way!! The ref is down!! Wonder's gonna make his presence felt now!!"

BG : "Do it NOW, Wonder!!"

SB : "Nick throws Poppa to the ropes... Wonder's on the apron!! He's got
some kind of wire, he's choking Big Poppa from behind!! Slender tries to
stop it, but Nick tackles him!! Oh, GOD NO!! Bo Abobo is coming down the
isle to ringside with an axe in one hand and a chair in the other!!"

BG : "Oh man, this is gonna get good now!!!"

SB : "Bo sets the chair up behind Demo Dick, who's still on the apron...
he's standing on the chair, he grabs Dick around the waist!! NO!!
DON'T!!!"

BG : "TOO LATE!!"

SB : "BO ABOBO WITH AN OFF THE APRON GERMAN SUPLEX!!!! Oh no, Dick's
neck landed on the guardrail!! He could be seriously hurt!! Dick's
laying in the first row! Someone call a medical team now! Bo has grabbed
a camera, what's he saying!?!"

Bo : "This is what happens when you hit my friend with a bat!! DOOM ON
YOU, punk!!"

SB : "Oh, he's sick! This whole situation in sick! Wonder has released
Big Poppa, he's charging over to attack Bo! Poppa is down on the mat, RD
Slender and Nasty Nick are brawling in the ring!! Bo grabs the axe and
swings at Wonder!! OH NO!! Oh, he missed, thank the lord..."

BG : "Hahaha! I love this! This should be the main event!!"

SB : "Bo has chased Wonder back up the isle with the axe while Nasty
Nick and RD Slender are left without tag partners! Nick has gotten the
best of RD during the mayhem... Nick whips RD to the ropes.. kick to the
stomach! Nick's giving the sign, could this be the B.O.C.H.I.A Slam!?
Nick hooks him... NO!! He can't left him up!! RD throws him over in a
back body drop!! The referee is coming around now!! Rd throws Nick to
the ropes, no reversal, RD to the ropes... Nick goes to the groin!! He
kicked RD in the groin!! Nick sets up for a DDT... NO!! RD won't go
down!! RD hooks his hands... NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!!! The ref counts:
1....2....3!!!!! The 421 OCZ have just gotten their first win in the
MFWL!!"

WINNERS : The 421 OCZ via Northern Lights Suplex in 15:46

SB : "There's a medical team in the front row looking after Demo Dick
Marcinko... Nasty Nick just noticed, he has jumped the guardrail and is
sitting next to his partner and friend. Fans, we hate to see anyone get
injured, especially when it could have been prevented. Wait, look, Demo
Dick is up and moving around! The fans are applauding, proving that even
fans of those barbarian Sickos have a heart somewhere."

BG : "That was some great wrestling there, boy I tell ya."

SB : "Wrestling? You call attacking a man with an axe wrestling?"

BG : "Well, it was funny."

SB : "Anyway, whew. What a night of action here at MFWL Rampage. The
ring is clear and we're ready for the main event!!"

The Extreme Condo Warrior
vs
Shadow(c)

SB : "Both competitors are in the ring and prepared for this fight.
Condo exudes confidence, while Shadow calmly hands the belt to the
referee and starts circling the ring. Condo goes low, trying for a
takedown... OUCH! He dove right into a kneelift!! Condo's lip is
busted!!"

BG : "Out of all the matches tonight, I'd have never expected blood in
this one!"

SB : "Shadow whips Condo to the ropes... frankensteiner!! Condo hits
hard!! Shadow is laying blows into Condo's neck. Condo scrambles for the
corner, Shadow follows him... Ow! Condo grabs the front of Shadow's
tights and rams his face into the turnbuckle!! Condo crawls through
Shadow's legs and to the center of the ring for a breather... Shadow has
recovered!! He's behind Condo... back drop!! Shadow picks Condo up...
oh, look at this!! Condo is begging off!! He's backed into the corner!!
Shadow's trying to hit him, but he's pulled the referee in the way!!"

BG : "I love it, that Shadow's a chump."

SB : "Look, while the ref's distracted with Shadow, Condo's reaching
into his trunks... he's got those brass knuckles!! He's slipped them
on... Shadow has not seen... BLAM!! He just flattened Shadow with those
knux!! Condo quickly tosses them outside the ring and rests against the
turnbuckle!!"

BG : "No, NO! Cover him you idiot!!"

SB : "He's been pounded, Bob! He's not thinking straight!! Condo lifts
himself into a sitting position on the top turnbuckle... looks like he's
going for an elbowdrop... no, wait!! Shadow's up!! He runs over to the
corner and drop kicks Condo in the belly, that's gotta be painful!!"

BG : "If he loses now, he deserves it."

SB : "Shadow grabs Condo's head.... DIAMOND CUTTER OFF THE TOP!!!! Condo
is laying prone on the mat. Shadow locks on the Fade To Black, Condo is
tapping!! Shadow has retained his title!!"

WINNER : Shadow via Fade to Black in 4:37

SB : "Shadow grabs the belt from the referee and holds it high up for
the fans to see!"

BG : "Look! Condo's not a good loser, is he!?"

SB : "Condo has grabbed the ring bell, and he's climbing to the top!! OH
NO! He just slammed that ring bell into the back of Shadow's head!!
Shadow is out! Condo has grabbed the belt and is headed for the stands!!
Someone stop him!!"

BG : "GO, CONDO! Get out of here!! HAHA!!"

SB : "Condo is running for the hills!! What a night!! This has been an
interesting night, fans! For the entire MFWL team, this is Sunny Bolt
saying SEEEEEYAAAAAA!!!!!"