

(A large fireworks explosion goes off and the lights go out. The big screen comes on and a very small show is seen {Hey you wanted this card soon right? :)}).
Sunny Bolt: Good Evening and welcome everyone to the FleetCenter is Boston, Massachusetts for the biggest MFWL Rampage ever!! We, for the first time tonight, have a TRIPLE MAIN EVENT, with ALL THREE MFWL Titles on the line!! And also for the first time ever on Rampage, the MFWL World Title is on the line!! The banner above can't even begin to explain the hatred which has fueled this epic struggle between one man's will and wrestling excellence, vs. a monster's incredible strength and desire. With me tonight as always is Bob Ghetto, who, as you all are happy to know, as been held without pay for this week due to his comments on the Parrot's Den talk show. Also with me tonight is a subject of extreme controversy, one Steven Anthrax.
Bob Ghetto: What a night we have in store tonight Sunny. The MFWL has signed not only one massacre, but two! We get to see Nomad get his cranium smashed in by Vermin, AND we get to see the Masters find out that Sick + Sexy ARE the best thing going in the tag division today.
Steve Anthrax: I know you are honored to have me present here with you tonight Sunny. Considering the small amount of talent present in this federation, I can see how this card would be considered such a great one. You got all the belts on the line here tonight. I can't pick a winner for the world title match, but I offer to any heavyweights out there this advise. No matter the result, the World Title is going to be at it's ripest point for winning ever, even worse then when Nightmare had it. Just step in with either of the shmucks, whoever it may be, and take the title back.
Sunny Bolt: That's a bit easier said then done Steve! That great championship match is not all we have tonight, oh no, not by far! We also have the World tag straps up for grabs in a title shot The Masters earned last week by defeating Sick + Sexy on this very show! Also the lightweight belt is up for grabs, as it has been at least once a week so far by champion Shadow! Can his undefeated streak continue to beat the hot star Rebel? PLUS a wonderful undercard and a very special interview by the 421 O'CZ! WOW, let's get to some action!
Steve Anthax: Careful their Sunny, you seem to be getting just a bit too excited and you DON'T have an extra pair of pants at the ready...
Bo Abobo was out to redeem the Sickos and their losses to Destructo in battle royale action. Destructo as well was out to redeem himself, but he had to prove that the win Striker got over him was a fluke. Bo would try a power attack early, but Destructo seemed to own him in that category, reversing Suplex's and slamming him almost through the mat itself. Bo would begin using more hit and run tactics, with forearm smashes and punches. But
Destructo seemed just too much for him, powering out of all Bo's suplex holds like really no other man has. Destructo had Bo all ready and strapped him up in the IRON MAIDEN, when Vermin stormed to the ring and gave Destructo a big boot to the back! Bo broke out Mr. Sickle and they began beating the tar out of Destructo with it until the Vicious Alliance came down to chase them off.
Boy the blood is flowing amongst the whole fed in the midst of MFWL's upcoming PPV, Gang Wars!
WINNER: Destructo via disqualification in 4:22
(Note this was actually a submission win for Destructo, but this seemed more
fitting to build up some tension for Gang Wars)
El Cosmico vs 'EXTREME' Condo Warrior
A lot of hatred was flying between these two! Cosmico went right to the attack, yanking Condo who was posing on the top rope, down by his hair! He started smacking him around and after a SPINNING ROUNDHOUSE KICK, Condo
was sent sailing over the top! The fans were really behind Cosmico and the Job Squad signs seemed to be everywhere! Condo, upon tearing up one of the signs, came in and immediatly hit Cosmico below the belt to gain the advantage. He would then proceed to slam Cosmico and try to wear him down with some submissions, all the while Cosmico just kept slipping out of them. Cosmico backed Condo up into the corner where Condo proceeded to BEG
for mercy, and Cosmico just started laying in on him with reverse knife edge chop after reverse knife edge chop! Condo was a quick thinker though and spun around and put Cosmico in the corner, raking his eyes and quickly
DDT'ing him. Condo proceeded to do some posing exercises while Cosmico lay down prone on the mat. A foot cover would not only NOT yield a 3 count, but Cosmico flung him by his foot into the ring post! Condo would regain the upper hand though, and in a show of mockery, gave out a loud woooo upon applying a version of the Great Red Spot on Cosmico. Condo proceeded to connect with a nice top rope fistdrop to the face! Cosmico would come back ONCE AGAIN however, slipping under a Condo clothesline and hitting
him with a DDT! We knew Cosmico had been training but not like this! Cosmico gave the sign for his patented ove and for one of the first times ever the crowd erupted! Cosmico had it wrapped up! He grabbed one leg, then the other, it was almost hooked.... Then the impossible happend. Condo kicked Cosmico away, sending him into the ref! The ref fell for a few seconds while Condo leveled Cosmico with brass knucks from his tights! Cosmico fell down out cold, and in Condo's quick thinking, he determined a Texas Clover Hold was in order and the ref, finally getting up, saw Cosmico out and rang the bell.
WINNER: 'EXTREME' Condo Warrior via submission in 6:48
The New Age Pirates vs. 421 4 Life
This one had Cortez dominating early over Big Poppa. He hit with several slams and takedowns before Poppa slammed him to tag in Slender. Cortez amazingly fought off both men till R.D. managed to sneak behind him and
catch him with a big elbow smash to the neck. Cortez would get knocked around a bit by Slender, but quickly made a tag out to Cruz. Slender not knowing the tag was made, was caauht unsuspecting by a Jonathan Cruz neckbreaker. Cruz would go to wrap on his Neck Extender, but Slender
quickly scrambled out to tag Big Poppa back in. They would trade blows, but Cruz gained the upper hand, hitting numerous punches and strikes to the head of Poppa. It was not until he reversed a rope whip into a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE that he managed to tag R.D. Slender back in. But at the same time Cruz went to tag Cortez, and 4 man chaos followed. Suplexes off all sorts were then traded by Cortez and Slender. Cortez would attempt to keep Slender confined to his corner but was caught with a backbreaker and Slender escaped again to tag back in a fresher Big Poppa. Cortez would be BELLY-TO-BELLY SUPLEX'd right over the top rope, but managed to somehow tag Cruz on the way out! Cruz came in and began laying in on Poppa with brutal chops. This match would take to the floor and thank goodness for the no countout rule.
Poppa and Cortez fought viciously as did Cruz and Slender. After a minute or more on the outside, Cruz finlly got Poppa into the ring. It was there he applied a Guillotine choke hold for the win while Cortez and Slender continued to brawl down the aisleway!
WINNERS: The New Age Pirates via submission in 9:56
'Notorious J.O.B' Dale Winters vs. Sensi Slade
Winters started off on fire in this matchup. Slade tried to douse it with a series of fireman's carries and leg takedowns. Winters upon attempting a back suplex, was knocked down by a clothesline from behind when Slade flipped out of it. Slade would try a few different jackknife style pins but Winters refused to stay down. Winters would send Slade into the buckles, only to
watch Slade flip off the buckles behind him, and hit him with a JUMPING DDT!! A near fall would result, but again Dale would kick out. Slade had the advantage for quite awhile after this, till Dale finally shocked Slade with
a quick OJIMETICO DRIVER!! Both men laid prone on the mat while the ref started to count them down. Both men struggled to their feet, but Sensi Slade, with incredible quickness, knocked Dale down with a series of punches!
He went for a quick pin, to be broken up inches away from a 3 by the uplifting shoulder of Winters! Slade would begin targeting Winters arm with everything he had and after a LONG time of wear down, Winters finally just passed out from an ARMLOCK and Slade was given the win!
WINNER: Sensi Slade via submission in 10:26
(Eazy and the 421 walk up the the interview stand. The 421 stand behind Eazy. All are holding up copies of the single.)
CK: Eazy, you have had a two very violent matches with Bo Abobo. You've been on the losing end of these encounters. Eazy, why in the world would you make a rap single, of all things, that basically calls out the other sicko's?! Are you nuts?!
Eazy T: Am I nuts? Well, in a word, NO! You see back in the day we would all have to prove ourselves to each other by fighting our rivals until we could either beat our ass or they destroyed us. Bo, you will have to break me to get rid of me! And as far as the rest of the sicko's go, It is guilt by association my friend. They are a family such as the OC'Z. But the 421 OC'Z are the top family in the MFWL. And the only way to prove it is to take out the top group. The weirdo's on charade!
(Kosby gets a que from the back room)
CK: Eazy could you rap this hit single for us?
(Eazy T looks out to the crowd)
Eazy T: Would you like me to dog these Sicko's. 421 style?
(The Crowd erupts, yelling out HELL YEAH!)
Eazy T: Then give me the beat.
(Suddenly, Vermin, Bane and Weehawk come out from the back and up onto the interview platform. Vermin's got a car bumper.)
Vermin: Yeah, I got a beat for ya, pal. I'm not sure you want it, though.
Bane: You should know better than to call us out.
Eazy T: Only three of you? Where's that punk-ass Bo Abobo?
(Suddenly, Bo Abobo run up behind Eazy-T with something in his hand. He TAZERS Eazy-T! Eazy's laying on the ground, twitching. Vermin plasters Big Poppa with the car bumper, knocking him off of the interview stand. Bane and Weehawk MACE Murray and Slender! They are rolling on the ground, clawing at their eyes!)
Chris Kosby: (Backed away from the interview area) Wait, Bo's not done with Eazy! He's applying the TAZER again! Oh, this is horrible! Eazy can't defend himself! He's just laying there, being electrocuted! Oh, what's this! Weehawk just grabbed some sort of metal can from under the interview stand. Is that a GASOLINE can?! GOD, NO! Someone stop him! He's pouring gasoline all over the helpess Eazy-T! HE JUST LIT A MATCH! HE'S ABOUT TO DROP IT!
Chris Kosby: Wait, Wait a second! IT'S DEMO DICK MARCHINKO! He just took out Weehawk's legs! Weehawk dropped the lit match right next to Eazy-T! This place could go up any second! Vermin is trying to pull Marchinko off of Weehawk. Bo just fired the TAZER at Demo Dick! HE MISSED! HE HIT VERMIN! Vermin is just absorbing the electricity and smiling! On thank God, the rest of the 421 just pulled Eazy-T out of the pool of gasoline. Wait, here comes HareRazer! He just plastered Vermin in the back! VERMIN FELL IN THE PUDDLE! THE PUDDLE JUST CAUGHT FIRE! OH MY GOD! VERMIN AND HARE RAZER ARE BOTH ON FIRE AND FIGHTING EACH OTHER!!!! THE INTERVIEW PLATFORM IS A RAGING INFERNO!!! THE REST OF THE SICKOS, THE 421 AND DEMO DICK ARE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES!! SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!! CALL AN AMBULANCE!! DO SOMETHING!!
Sunny Bolt: Thanks to the big man upstairs we have been able to put that out and the men are said to be ok to fight later tonight, the fire was not on long before the fire extinguishers hit to save both Vermin and Hare Razer. The MFWL is looking very heavily at the happenings and may be trying to bulk up security on interviews as well. It appears the Sickos have set yet another security standard. Now back to the action...
Oddly enough at the start of this match Hare Razer requested he now be called the Red Death. We are looking into why he did this, but we did as he asked.
Not nearly as much heat between these two as their last meeting in a electrified cage. Nightmare's first true test after losing the belt would come against a monster of a man in The Red Death. Nightmare and Death would trade blows for a good portion of the early minute or two of the match. The fans exploded in excitement when Nightmare gave Red Death a FULL-NELLSUN BUSTER, newer fans amazed that anyone could do that to Red Death. But the true fans knew, and they knew Nightmare still had it. Nightmare upon hearing the applause started to go off, hitting Death with a SHORT-ARM CLOTHESLINE, and even going to the top rope in well, probably the first time in his MFWL Career for a TOP ROPE LEGDROP! Nightmare went for his neckcrusher, but was backdropped by Red Death right out of the ring. When they got back in Nightmare, after being pummeled on the outside by The Red Death, seemed to come alive once more. He got the big man up for a REVERSE TOMBSTONE which led to a near fall. Nightmare came off the ropes towards Death but was caught in his favorite hold, the Death Embrace! Nightmare was fading fast but gave all he had to power out of it and began pummeling him in the head to break the hold! Nightmare, in dramatic fashion hit The Red Death with his NIGHTMARE NECKCRUSHER!!! Would he pin? No! He then strapped on another FULL-NELLSUN BUSTER! But perhaps he
went to the well too many times as The Red Death became upset and viciously slammed Nightmare to the mat and pummeled him in the head. Red Death then hoisted him up and CHOKE SLAM'd the former champ! Red Death would then raise his arms and run for the ropes... he would miss a BIG SPLASH!!
Nightmare was out of the way and the Red Death was hurting!
Nightmare, dazed and hurting, gave everything he had to deliver one more NECKCRUSHER, and pinned Red Death, with Death kicking out JUST after the 3 was counted. An Excellent match by two proven MFWL superstars.
WINNER: Nightmare via pinfall in 4:54
TRIPLE MAIN EVENT
MFWL LIGHTWEIGHT TITLE MATCH
Shadow (Champion)
vs.
Rebel
Steve Anthrax: Man oh man, don't you get it Sunny. These guys stink worse then the pig pen after the farmer's been on vacation for a year. The stench of their poorly executed moves and lack of skill is hitting me even up here. I think I actually see smoke come out of Rebel's head when he tries to think, it overloads. Actually it holds true for all the Vigilantes....
SB: Well we are underway here anyhow, with Shadow catching Rebel in the gut with a kick, and now lays in with a nice REVERSE KNIFE EDGE to the chest! Rebel trys to come at him with a kick, but Shadow catches it and delivers a ROUNDHOUSE KICK!! Rebel backs up a bit into the corner after that. But Shadow grabs him and SNAP MARE's him over. He picks him up and delivers a fury of open handed punches to the face, and now a UPPERCUT to drop Rebel to the mat once more. A cover by Shadow, 1--------2-KICKOUT! Nice try but not yet.
Bob Ghetto: I used to think Shadow was alright until he agreed to team with the likes of Nightmare and his merry band of 0-a million lightweights.
SB: Shadow is undefeated fans and has had total control thus far over the challenger Rebel. Shadow to the ropes now comes at Rebel... SATELLITE HEAD WHIP, but Rebel tosses him aside! Well that backfired, now let's see if Rebel can take over. Rebel scoops Shadow up from the mat and delivers a GUTWRENCH SUPLEX! He bring him up and delivers a hard kneelift to the chest and a SNAP SUPLEX! He picks Shadow up again, another SNAP SUPLEX! Shadow up again, this time Rebel smashes him with an ELBOW! Shadow pops up again, and Rebel delivers ANOTHER ELBOW! Shadow just can't seem to stay down as once more he hops up, this time Rebel raises the knee..... ROCK + ROLL POWERBOMB!! New Champion, New Champion!! 1------2------SHADOW has the ropes! Rebel claps his hands and knows he almost had it there.
SA: See what he should do now is choke Shadow out with that bottom rope a bit, maybe untie one of those corner buckles and rub Shadow's face in it for a bit.
SB: Well I don't think that's gonna happen, not from a guy with the class of Rebel! Rebel picks Shadow up and backs him to the ropes..... CLOTHESLINE over the top rope! Rebel is out on the apron as Shadow struggles to his feet on the outside.... FLYING BULLDOG!! Shadow is in a whole lot of trouble here!
SA: Now Rebel's gonna grab that chair over there and give Shadow a good crack over the skull with it.
SB: No he sure isn't! Rebel rolls Shadow back into the ring and gives the sign for his finisher again! One more time and this could be it. Rebel has Shadow up..... ROCK + ROLL POWERBOMB!! NO, Hunacan Rana by Shadow! 1---------2-------3/4 KICKOUT! Rebel was shocked at that turn around! Shadow grabs Rebel by the head... DIAMOND CUTTER!! There is that deadly move Shadow usually sets up his finisher with, but not this time. He picks Rebel back up.... BACKSLIDE!! 1-------2-------KICKOUT! Shadow sends Rebel to the ropes.... BACKDROP attempt, no, Rebel grabs him... ROCK + ROLL POWERBOMB!!! He hit it this time! 1---------2-----------SHOULDER UP!! The ref's motions his hand was mere centimeters from the mat! Rebel gets up....STANDING MOONSAULT! 1-----------2--------SHOULDER UP! Again a VERY close count but Shadow hanging in there.
SA: Seems the ref's here don't like to see matches end. Just give someone the belt and end this already.
SB: An excellent matchup so far folks, ignore the stupid guy with the puffy hair and green tights to my left. Rebel picks Shadow up by the mask. He's behind him, dunno what he has planned here... Wait Shadow with a quick go behind... REVERSE FRANKENSTEINER!!! Rebel is laying flat on his face as Shadow hooks on the FADE TO BLACK!!! This has got to be it! Rebel is fading fast here but so far no sign to give up. Wait, here comes Nomad!!
BG: Oh Brother, here we go again...
SA: I wish hje would keep that ugly mug away from ringside. I am going to have to see it enough tonight as it is.
SB: Nomad is pounding on the apron on the outside, cheering Rebel on! Rebel has started moving! Shadow is shocked, no one has ever moved in this! But Rebel has lowered his hands and is slowly inching towards the ropes! Shadow is tugging but it doesn't matter the crowd is behind Rebel now who has grabbed the ropes! Shadow has to break it and he is furious with the ref! He is shoving the ref back into the corner, apparently he thinks Rebel was out awhile ago! Rebel has gotten up to his feet and has snuck up behind Shadow!
BG: Just like one of his kind to attack from behind...
SA: Hey, it's the only way peons like him can gain an advantage on anyone.
SB: Rebel from behind... FLYING BULLDOG!!! Nomad is clapping outside and has gotten the crowd into this one! Rebel to the top rope!! MOONSAULT!!! 1----------2--------SHOULDER UP!! My word, how did Shadow escape that one! Rebel picks him up and sends him to the ropes.... Shadow with a go behind, no, Rebel now slips behind Shadow.... GERMAN SUPLEX!!! 1---------2----------3!!!!! Rebel has done the impossible, he defeated the undefeated one!! What a start to the triple main event!!
WINNER, AND NEW MFWL LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
Rebel (via pinfall in 7:09)
Sick + Sexy (Champions)
vs.
The Masters
SA: Hey who's that idiot outside with the glowing red eyes. Oh I almost forgot it's that moronic Fool Killer. What's he, 0 - 20 or so now?
SB: Alpha has Weehawk strapped in a bear hug now! Bane quickly enters and Omega jumps in as well! I think there's gonna be a lot of this type of thing in this one! Bane breaks the hold and then the ref manages to get he and Omega out of the ring. Alpha is still in control as he hits Weehawk with a SHOULDER BREAKER! He picks Weehawk up and whips him to the ropes, no REVERSAL. Alpha headed to the ropes, wait what's this!
BG: Look at the size of that, wow!
SB: Bane is on the floor and has a huge steel chain.... he trips Alpha with it as he hits the ropes!! Alpha smashed face first hard into the mat! The ref is yelling at him but Omega yells that he wants a fair win over these guys, no titles given away by DQ in this one! Alpha is crawling towards making a tag but Weehawk drops a BIG LEGDROP to the head! He picks Alpha up and begins smashing him in the face and backing him into Sick + Sexy's corner. Bane is choking Alpha out with the tag rope! Omega trys to get in but the ref is stopping him. Meanwhile Weehawk is kicking the choked out Alpha in the corner! Weehawk hits Alpha with a brutal ROUNDHOUSE Kick and has begun dancing for the crowd and strutting around the ring! Alpha has managed to crawl to make a tag and get some much needed rest!
SA: Big Mistake there by dumb and dumber. Maybe if they were good they would have time to do those type of things, but they need to do all the damage they can do. Now if it were ME in there, well I'd have just slapped on a human torturelock and be back in the showers by now. But then again, these guys don't even take showers so that doesn't apply either.
SB: Omega has come in very upset, and a bit off his game. Weehawk has gained the advantage over him. Bane has grabbed the tag belt and stepped through the ropes. He is taunting Alpha with it! The ref is telling bane to get out and put the belt back, but meanwhile Weehawk is scraping Omega's face with a sickle!! Weehawk quickly tosses it from the ring and tags out to Bane.
BG: Cheat, Cheat, Always beat!
SB: Unfortunatly so far that has been the truth. Bane is totally fresh in there and beating the heck out of Omega. Omega is bloodied up from that sickle! Bane throws on a BACK ROLL SLEEPER, but when Alpha comes in Bane breaks the hold and backs off. The ref forces Alpha out while Bane begins choking Omega! The ref turns around and he is forced to break the hold! Bane does alittle dancing of his own around the ring, but Omega has popped right up and is standing behind him! Bane turns around.... TWISTING CHOKESLAM!! Nicely done by Omega! Omega is going to go tag but Weehawk has just smashed Alpha in the legs with that steel chain! Fool Killer is headed over there! WAIT! His legs have just been grabbed and he is being pulled UNDER the ring! What in the world is going on here! Weehawk has tied Alpha to the steel railing with that chain!!
BG: Now THIS is how a match is fought!
SB: Weehawk is back on the apron and Bane tags him in. Omega is out of it and Weehawk easily slams him to the mat. Wait a second, Someone is coming out from under the ring! Oh wait, it's Bo Abobo, with a stupid grin on his face! In the ring Weehawk has Omega by the legs as Alpha helplessly watches on. RAGNAROCK'S EVIL!!! It's sinched in and Omega is in tremendous pain! He's tapping out, no one can take that pressure! Weehawk breaks the hold and and the 3 Sickos leave to tremendous boos from the crowd. Fool Killer has just come out from under the ring to free Alpha and help Omega up. What a horrible turn of events.
WINNERS, and STILL MFWL WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
Sick + Sexy (via submission in 7:35)
Nomad (Champion)
vs.
Vermin
BG: This one has been a long time in coming. Both champions so far have been afraid of this man, and I can't blame them. He's a walking monster, unsurpasses in size and power!
SB: Well Nomad making a mistake here locking up with the big man as Vermin simply tosses Nomad into the buckles like a bag of feathers! Vermin just gives out a heavy laugh! Nomad to the second buckle tries to suprise Vermin with an Axhandle, but is instead caught up in a NECK HANG!! Vermin is trying to choke the life out of Nomad! Jazz is cheering her man on out in the ring area and Nomad manages to get a stern kick to the groin area of Vermin to break the hold. Vermin is dazed, but not long enough, as Nomad attempted a JUMPING NECKBREAKER, only to be caught and dropped on the top rope neck first it what could be called a STUN GUN or HOT SHOT. Vermin again begins laughing at Nomad as he sternly STOMPS him between the legs. So far Vermin looking very impressive and not phased at all by the earlier interview. Vermin picks Nomad up and sends him flying to the buckles. Vermin backs into the far side corner.... here he comes..... AVALANCHE, nobody home! Vermin is gripping his chest as Nomad tries to regain some oxygen. He gets over to Vermin.... SUPLEX! No, Vermin falls down on Nomad! 1--------2-----SHOULDER UP!!
BG: We almost had a new champion Bolt! Did I tell you or did I tell you!!
SB: We don't have one yet, but so far things not looking good for the hometown hero Nomad. The crowd is chanting his name, hoping Nomad will muster something.... anything to get back into this one! Vermin picks Nomad up and sends him over the top rope while he turns around to smile at the crowd. But wait. Nomad held the ropes and flipped back in! He's tapping Vermin on the shoulder! Vermin turns around and Nomad gives him a devestating KNEELIFT down low and a SWINGING NECKBREAKER sends Vermin to the mat for the first time! Nomad waits for Vermin to get up and heads to the ropes..... FLYING BULLDOG!! Nomad waits again.... he hits Vermin with a CLOTHESLINE, and another, and another! Vermin is backed up into the buckles as Nomad climbs up and pounds Vermin in the skull for all he's worth! 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11!! Nomad hops down and whips Vermin across the ring again! Nomad backed into the corner.... he charges in.... BODY SPLASH, NO!!! Vermin catches him in mid air and CHOKE SLAMS HIM!!!
BG: HAHAHAHA!!!! Nomad just took the elevator up about 14 feet but came down the chute to smash the mat!
SB: Vermin drops the elbow and covers him.... 1-------------2--------------4/5 NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! Nomad got his shoulder up! Amazingly close count there even the ref has to grab his arm and make sure it's alright after that quick stop. Vermin picks Nomad up..... SIDE SUPLEX!!! 1------------2----------NO! Again Nomad manages to get the shoulder up! Vermin is complaining to the ref about a slow count. It's seems he's a bit frustrated and has gone to the outside after Jazz!
SA: Big Mistake here. For one thing I can tell him she's not that good, and for another she wouldn't want any part of Vermin, let alone his infested body hair.
SB: Well Nomad is slowly recovering inside while Vermin chases Jazz around ringside. Striker has run down to the ring wielding a baseball bat vigilante style and Vermin is forced back into the ring. But in the ring Nomad is back to his feet and rocks the big man with rights to the head. He has Vermin hooked, no Nomad don't try this again.... SUPLEX..... He got him over!!! The crowd is going crazy!! Nomad must be running on adrenaline now, no way could he ever get Vermin like that! Nomad has Vermin set.... JUMPING PILEDRIVER!! The 500+ pounder is just slouched down on the mat! Nomad gives the sign for it and the crowd is going bananas!! Here it is..... DANGER ZONE!!! Welcome to the Danger Zone Nomad, you are done for!
SA: Oh man I've seen enough!
SB: Well, Anthrax has left the broadcasting area. In the ring Vermin is still hanging in there but likely not for long! Wait a second... Anthrax has run down to ringside! he's grabbed the belt and the mic! Striker just saw him and is running over but Anthrax climbs up on the time table and holds the belt up...
SA: (on the mic) : Man, I just can't stand to see this go on any longer! Two horrible wrestlers fighting over a prize which only someone like ME actually deserves. Nomad, you are a washed up hasbeen.
SB: Nomad is trying to stay concentrated on the match but Steve Anthrax has definatly drawn his attention. Striker just smashed Anthrax in the back with the bat! Anthrax drops the belt and is walking backwards down the aisleway as Striker walks after him with the bat. Inside the ring Vermin has made a comeback and is almost completely up to his feet! Nomad wasn't applying the proper pressure there and Vermin has gotten back up. Vermin breaks it and smashes Nomad with a blow to the back. Both men almost completely out of it here. Vermin has Nomad, he's going for his move... the 187 POWERBOMB!!! Nomad won't go up!! Nomad BACKDROPS the giant over!! Nomad to the top rope.... Vermin is slow to his feet..... FLYING DDT!!! 1------------2---------3-NO!! The ref says Vermin had his foot on the ropes! Nomad sents Vermin to the ropes now.... Vermin hits a big SABER ATTACK!! Nomad is crushed on the mat as Vermin turns him over..... CAMEL CLUTCH!!! The ref is checking Nomad and so far it seems Nomad is still in it.
BG: I Can't even hear you over these morons chanting Nomad out here!!
SB: Yes the fans firmly behind the champion! Nomad is making his way for the ropes! How in the world does he do it! he has reached the ropes, Vermin breaks the hold! Nomad is sent to the ropes but reverses it....... Nomad with a FRANKENSTEINER, nope. Vermin caught him up there! Uh oh!! This isn't good fans!! Not good at all..... Vermin hits the 187 POWERBOMB!!!! Nomad is out cold on the mat. Vermin is down too..... but he manages to lay an arm on Nomad.... this could be it! 1-------------2-------------------3!!! Oh my god, the MFWL's darkest days are now here. The Sickos on Parade now own two belts, and the fed is headed for total chaos!
WINNER, and NEWWWWWW MFWL WORLLLLLDDDD CHAMPPPIONNNNN
VERMINNNNNNNNNNNN (via pinfall in 5:09)
SB: Well it was a great night of action I'll give you that, but with Gang Wars coming up the MFWL has seen it's true champion fall and the Evil Sickos have taken over. We don't know what's up with Anthrax, he just snapped and ran down there. We hope you enjoyed the show, whether your man won or lost, every match was jam packed with action. Thanks again, and for Bob Ghetto, and I guess Steve Anthrax, this Sunny Bolt saying watch Gang Wars and Rampage next week, until then, SEEEEE YAAAAAA!!!!!!