Dale Winters vs. Rebel

Good match, with A LOT of reversals. Rebel flipped out of a lot of suplexs, but then Winters would counter with elbows. One attempt at Rebel's Rock & Roll powerbomb was turned into a frankensteiner by Winters for a near fall. This seasaw battle could have gone either way, but Rebel really started to pour it on in the end, eventually catching Dale in the Rock & Roll powerbomb for the pin and the win.
WINNER: Rebel via Pinfall in 7:02

Striker vs. Destructo

No love lost between these two, but this match had an interesting twist. Most matches involving these two had both combatants going toe to toe, with Destructo usually pulling out (or stealing) a win. This time it was total domination - and the dominator was STRIKER! Striker performed almost EVERY move in his arsenal on Destructo without flaw. Besides a few punches and kicks, Destructo's offense was close to nothing. Striker just let loose his anger, hitting Destructo from every direction. The match ended in a most unsuspecting manner. Striker layed on the most VICIOUS DDT he had ever performed, knocking the big man unconscious. Without even pinning him, Striker left the ring with the referee calling for the bell. The crowd cheered relentlessly as Striker walked the aisle back to the dressing room and the other three member of the Vicious Alliance had to come to ringside and carry off their fallen companion.
Result: Striker by Knockout at 2:14

Vermin vs. Sensi Slade

Now this was a matchup that shouldn't have been signed. Like the previous match, this one also dealt in total domination. With his World Title shot coming up at Rampage, Vermin let loose on Sensi with reckless abandon. Besides rocking Sensi with tons of power moves, including some short-arm clotheslines that almost took Slade's head off, Vermin was here tonight to make a point. The match ended with Vermin using his powerbomb not once, not twice, not three times, but FOUR times before laying one finger on Sensi Slade's chest and gaining the pinfall. Sensi Slade: you may want to consider staying in the light-heavyweight division.
Result: Vermin by Pinfall at 3:07

The Pirates of the Carribean vs. 421 4 Life

Now here's another match that didn't last long (which seemed to be the trend for this card) but the results were immensely different. This match was even, with all four men giving and taking a real beating for the first minute and a half. But right before the two minute mark, Cortez threw Big Poppa outside the ring causing a four-man brawl to ensue. Both teams fought straight up the aisle and back to the dressing room area. The referee was forced to count out both teams. With the result of this match, a rematch should almost definitely be called for.
Result: A draw, DOUBLE COUNT-OUT at 2:23

The Masters vs. The Evil Dead

Now here's a match that definitely went AGAINST this card's trend. With an elapsed time of over 14 minutes (common for an Evil Dead match) I won't even begin to get into the play-by-play. It was The Masters who had the advantage for the first couple of minutes, but the Evil Dead dominated the remaining time. They could have won the match on several occasion, but instead of pinning or putting on a submission move, they resorted to biting and choking frequently. Foolkiller, knowing that he needed to get involved if his team had any chance of winning, came to ringside and nailed Jikogu rabbit from behind. Parasite, seeing his master under seige, left the ring and slowly came toward Foolkiller. With the referee urging Parasite to come back to the ring, The Masters went to work. Alpha slammed a steel chair into Flesh Monger's back. The zombie turned to Alpha, unfazed, but Omega seized the opportunity to whack Flesh Monger in the head with the time bell. Flesh Monger crumbled to the mat. When the referee turned back to the match, it was Alpha who made the three count, giving the Masters a win over The Evil Dead.
Result: The Master by Pinfall at 14:33

The "Extreme" Condo Warrior vs. "Nasty" Nick Grundle
ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE, CONDO RULES

As was most matches tonight, another lopsided match occurred. Unfortunately for the fans of the MWFL, the dominator was the Condo Warrior. You would think Grundle could have pulled this one out. The first move of the match was Grundle laying a big fist in Condo's face, turning it into a crimson pulp, but after that, Grundle pretty much had no offense. Condo slammed Nick into the electried fence a few times, and pretty much just worked over Grundle every chance he got. "Nasty" Nick was able to last a little over 5 minutes of onslaught before Condo wrapped on the Uncle Condo. "Nasty" Nick, not wanting to submit, was instead rendered unconscious due to the pain, and the referee called for the bell after checking his arm three times.
Result: The "Extreme" Condo Warrior by Submission at 5:11

After the match, Condo blessed the crowd with some poses and flexing. The Masters were led to the ring by Fool Killer. Omega snuck up behind Condo and nailed him with a steel chair. Fool Killer placed the chair in the middle of the ring, while Alpha "Alpha Bombed" the near unconscious Condo onto the chair. Fool Killer administered The Last Rites on Condo's now unconscious heap and the three, laughing and high-fiving each other, left Condo in the cage battered and bruised. The crowd did not know how to react to this turn of events.

MAiN EVENT
Bo Abobo vs. Easy T
ELECTRIFIED STEEL CAGE MATCH, 5 MINUTE TIME LIMIT

This had to be one of the few even matchups of the night (excluding the Rebel/Winters match) that was NOT one-sided. Within one minute of the match, both combatants were a bloody mess, Bo due to getting slammed into the fence, Easy T thanks to Bo's sickle. Easy T had an early advantage, using a powerbomb and piledriver to set up a pin attempt. But soon, the advantage was evened out, as Bo snuck in one good belly to back suplex. Both men layed on the mat gasping for air. Each rose to their feet and continued the brawl, neither side gaining any apparant advantage...that is until the timekeeper announced that there was only one minute left in the match. Like a ball of fire Bo sprung to the occasion, nailing Easy T with a gut-wrench suplex, a Blizzard suplex, and eventually a Bo Plex for the win with just 12 seconds remaining in the match.
Result: Bo Abobo pin Pinfall at 4:48

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I know you all expected more from this Inferno card, but I did my best to get it to you all in a reasonable amount of time given my situation this week. I didn't want to NOT do the card. I felt as though you all depend on me and I wanted to give you guys something. Thank you all again for your patience and understanding. I will find a way to make it up to you, hopefully giving you all a bang up job for the next PPV. See you all in the ring...

Steve