

(The usual fireworks display goes off to the delight of the crowd.)
Sunny Bolt: Hello everyone and welcome to the last Rampage before the historic re-entry of the MFWL into the PPV realm, with the re-debut of it's best known card, HACK + SLASH!!! But fear not, we still have some tremendous matches tonight, many are grudge matches. These matches are litterally soaked with gasoline, and the fire these men give off is going to make them EXPLODE!! Our Main Event puts the unusually quiet E-Mafia's Tony Spinelli versus our world champion Nightmare in a non title bout. HareRazer versus Bane should be a doozy as well as they brawl it out in the specially made Octagon! Also "Demo" Dick Marcinko versus Weehawk in a match which is slated to be a "wrestling match" despite the hatred the two sides have for one another. Oh man, WHAT A CARD!
Bob Ghetto: This fed keeps on firing out great matches on a weekly basis Sunny, I hope these people can handle this much excitement. However with the recent agreements and such made by Vermin and the Sickos, it looks like they've gone soft on us. I hope your happy guys, you made the best team in wrestling ruin their careers.
SB: Are you out of your mind? FINALLY, the MFWL is back under the control of the MFWL and we will get treated the old fashioned wrestling action that fans of all ages can enjoy. I can hardly contain myself anymore, let's get to the opening bout!!!
Vermin vs. Eradicator
Eradicator seemed to be on fire to start this match. He dominated Vermin with many striking moves including knees to the head, kicks to the back of the head, and punches to the head and chest. Vermin would only manage
to come back with a hammer blow followed by a kick to the groin which gave him time to get a breather. Eradicator would shock him with a XYLO STRIKE a bit later but amazingly the big man stayed on his feet! Eradicator tried again but was blocked, grabbed by the arm, and given a short-arm clothesline. Vermin's favorite move in this one was the neck hang, which he
used often to weaken Eradicator down. Eradicator would mount another comeback however. After stunning Vermin with a flurry of shots, he would springboard in from the apron with a cross body block to knock Vermin to the
mat! Eradicator would not have luck for long however, as he was caught with a CHOKE SLAM when he tried to come off the ropes to attack Vermin. Vermin made a crazy grin, hooked Eradicator up...and 187 POWERBOMB'd him
into the mat with one of the loudest blasts ever heard throughout the arena. The ref looked at him and ended the bout without a second thought. Vermin left to more boo's and with his arms raised. But the crazed loony tunes in the Sickos T-Shirts and with the Vermin action figures loved it!
WINNER: Vermin via Critical in 4:11
Parasite vs. El Annunaki
These two started off with neither really wanting to lockup. They walked around one another and just pounded one another with punches and kicks. When they did lock up it was Annunaki early using his speed to get some leg
takedowns and back brain kicks to stun the undead man. Out of nowhere the being known as Parasite booted Annunaki in the stomach and powerbomb'd him as if he were a sack of potatoes! Annunaki would recover and
again outquicken Parasite, hitting a bulldog and another back brain kick! This one would get ugly yet though, when Annunaki's frankensteiner was reversed into a powerbomb and he was thrown from the ring by Parasite.
On the outside, Parasite delivered a tombstone piledriver and the began choking out Annunaki! They fought back and forth for a LONNNNG TIME, but eventually Parasite just started dominated with like 15 choke holds
in a row letting go at the 4 count each time and then he would knock Annunaki out with a Reverse Frankensteiner for a critical. Annunaki looked good early, but the chokes and outside tombstone took it's toll. At the end of the match Flesh Monger came out to deal some added damage. He would just start choking the unconcious Annunaki! They would then Spike Powerbomb him before leaving under the order of Jigoku rabbit.
WINNER: Parasite via critical in 8:21
Eazy T vs. 'Notorious J.O.B' Dale Winters
The match started off like most, back and forth. Winters took the lead upon reversing a powerbomb into a sattelite head whip. Eazy wouldn't let this phase him however as he slammed Winters a few times and then
applied an iron claw so tightly he bloodied up the face of Dale. He lifted him up and Winters in a daze after the claw, was an easy target for the 421 W.HANGOVER!!! He would manage to get a boot on the ropes however and
escape the pinfall. From there things only got worse, as the J.O.B took a jumping DDT. Eazy would follow this with ANOTHER 421 W.HANGOVER! But rather then pin he went for the Iron Claw, which Winters could not slip out
of this time... Looks like Winters is headed for the lightweights. No appearence by the Sickos.
WINNER: Eazy T via submission in 4:32
Bane vs. HareRazer (in the OCTAGON)
Bane took the early lead, suprising the big 400+ pounder with his strength and knocking him down to apply a few submissions. Hare came back with some repeated back hand chops to knock Bane to the mat of the octagon. He then went to work with his sickle, raking it across Bane's face. This just made Bane even more upset as he applied a few more legholds on the man. Once HareRazer decided he'd had enough of that, he hoisted Bane up and hit a
Forward Falling Powerslam on him, practically crushing his ribcage. Bane was still determined though, crazed even as he applied a back roll necklock on him. Bane hit every body part on Hare with numerous moves, but
could not seem to find a weakness. Bane dominated for quite awhile with more neck holds, achilles tendon holds, and a few arm holds even. After kicking his way out of two straight Heel holds, HareRazer looked like he
would never give up. Bane continued as best he could with chops and more submission holds, and even alittle shaking of his booty. HareRazer had tremendous trouble moving around as the leg submission holds showed they
had taken a toll on him. Hare would gain some steam, hitting a choke slam and following up with repeated punches to the head, but could he win after all he'd taken? The answer was...YES he could. Bane was knocked unconcious after the blows and choke slam and Hare raised his arms and limped out of the ring as The Sickos came down and Vermin just stared at HareRazer as he left.
WINNER: HareRazer via KO(not really critical in Octagon)
in 5:54
"Demo" Dick Marcinko vs. Weehawk
This was a preview of two men who could meet up again in the upcoming tag tournament at Hack + Slash. And it was a streetfight from start to finish. Bo spent a lot of time antagonizing Eazy T who was in the other corner.
Punches, Kicks, Uppercuts, and cheap shots were dealt out evely by both Marcinko and Weehawk early on. The tides turned when Marcinko hit two straight tombstone piledrivers on Weehawk. He would go for the cover, but
as we was close to the ropes Bo pulled him to the outside to attack him. At this point all hell broke loose as Eazy T ran over to stop Abobo from beating on Marcinko. As they brawled, Marcinko would get back into the ring to deal with Weehawk. Weehawk was dazed and confused as Marcinko hit a flurry of kicks and punches to the stomach and chest of Weehawk. Outside
the ring, Vermin quickly ran down to ringside. He smashed Eazy T from behind with a Sledgehammer and then gave it to Abobo. In the ring, Marcinko delivered his DOOM ON YOU Chokeslam which had Weehawk about out of it.
He would go for the pin, but perhaps too close to the ropes as Vermin grabbed a chair and tried to smash it over his head from the outside! But, It backfired!
Marcinko moved and Vermin hit Weehawk in the chest! Marcinko would roll Weehawk to the middle and pin him for the 3 count! Vermin came in with Abobo to attack Marcinko...but... a shout from the rafters was heard!
Coming down on a grappling hook and rope was none other then, "Nasty" Nick, Marcinko partner!! And then chaos broke loose as he fired a few rounds from his gun into the air! The Sickos tried to run for the exit but Eazy T's buddies the 421 O.C'Z came out that way, about 6 of them! Vermin, Abobo, and Weehawk would be forced to exit through the crowd as they cheered on the MFWL for finally putting the Sickos in their place!
WINNER: "Demo" Dick Marcinko via pinfall in 5:30
(This match was pretty on target until the extra stuff with Vermin. Actually Weehawk was pinned after the DOOM ON YOU. Sorry if not everyone came down to show their support in this one, but I did it awhile ago and as it's late already didn't try to change it)
Nightmare vs. 'Toughguy' Tony Spinelli
A lot of words were exchanged between these two as the match started.
Nightmare again was on fire, destroying Spinelli early with high impact moves such as short arm clotheslines. Spinelli would mount SOME offense, but little of significant value. Nightmare just kept on coming, like a man possesed. Since he acquired the title he has been on a mission to prove he deserves it and continued it tonight. After Nightmare hit several Reverse Tombstones, Reverse Neckbreakers, and other high impact moves, Spinelli would need a MIRACLE to come back. A back heel kick would by him some time, but besides a few punches and a slam or two, he could not mount an offense. He spent more time clutching his back due to the high impact moves. A reverse tombstone would end his chances, as a back chokehold finished him off. Spinelli is a good fighter, but perhaps the lack of fire Nightmare had cost him this time. He'll have to work hard to earn a real shot next time.
WINNER: Nightmare via submission in 3:35.