The Igloo
Pittsburg, PA
3/24

(The lights are almost totally off....the 4 jumbotrons located on each side of the arena light up. "Two men.... one ring.... one set of electrified barb wire. Who will survive.." At this point HareRazer appears on the screen choke slamming some poor sole. Then Vermin is shown powerboming someone in the ring. Suddenly the screen begins flashing, showing pictures of both delivering moves quickly across the screen. "WHO WILL SURVIVE!!!" Fireworks fire off and the arena lights up to a packed crowd who are going bezerk)

Sunny Bolt: Welcome everyone to the Igloo, home of the Pittsburg Penguins for are best Rampage card yet!! We could have had probably 3 to 4 matches called main events tonight, but the one everyone is waiting for, is that brutal death match.

Bob Ghetto: I can't believe it, right here in this ring tonight we're going to two men who seem so full of hate just try and slaughter one another inside there. And there's no rules Sunny, so WHO knows what could happen in there.

SB:You are absolutely correct Bob, for once. Well fans we hope you enjoyed the Inferno show, it should be a long lasting tradition with us and our tag team partners Tony Calvoni, Mike Tenacious, and Barry Zabrozco. We have some great action to recap for you tonight as the stage is set and the cage is being made for that main event match. Fans, you DO NOT want to miss this one!

El Cosmico vs. 'Notorious J.O.B' Dale Winters

One of THE best matches in the MFWL to date. It was an even start with both mean exchanging some hip tosses and various takedowns. Cosmico started to gain the advanatage until Winter cracked him with a knuckle punch which busted him wide open. Winters went to work on the bloodied Cosmico with two short arm clothesline in a row and then a back brain kick to drop Cosmico to the mat. Cosmico managed to reverse a whip into the ropes and hit Winters with a low dropkick but it was to no avail. Winters heard the chants of "Jobber" in his head apparently as he hooked Cosmico up and hit the OJIMETICO DRIVER!! The fans were stunned, they hadn't ever seen him do it. Winters seemed suprised himself but then fell to cover. Cosmico managed to get his shoulder up! This stunned everyone! Winters continued the attack with some high power moves but Cosmico seemed to be getting his second wind. Ducking under a clothesline by Winters he threw Winters over to the top rope and to the floor! Winters saw the signs of "JOBBER" out in the crowd and seemed to get fired up. He entered the ring ready for action again and came up with another near fall after a Blizzard Suplex. And then Suddenly, things changed again. Cosmico, living on pure instinct and adrenaline mounted an unbelievable come back. Drop toe holds, snap mares, snap suplex's, he did them all! Winters was in SHOCK! Watching as Cosmico dismantled him. But in one swoop, just like that, Winters seemed to have him up for the OJIMETICO DRIVER, only it was reversed into a small package! This led to a 2 and 3/4 count at the very least. Winters would go for a Back Brain Kick but instead be dropkicked by Cosmico. Cosmico locked in the GREAT RED SPOT!! Everyone thought this would be it, there's NO WAY he could survive it after all this....is there? Through some small brain cell, through his conscious, something telling him he needed to stop being a Jobber, Winters survived thew pain and kicked out of it. Winters would FINALLY make one final comeback, hitting a German Suplex dead center for the win. A Great preview of lightweight matches to come.
WINNER:'Notorious J.O.B' Dale Winters via pinfall in 10:25

Dreamaster vs. Eradicator

In one more meeting these two had probably their best fight so far. Dreamaster had revenge in his mind hitting dragon screws, a rolling backdrop, and a dragon sleeper in quick succession. Right when Dreamaster though he had him, Eradicator hit the XYLO KICK square to the jaw out of nowhere, knocking Dreamaster to the mat as Eradicator fell to grab a breather. When Eradicator walked over to try and pick him up, Dreamaster fell back down, but hit Eradicator with a JAWBREAKER in the meantime. Dream would proceed to stomp on him before driving him to the mat with a guillotine style neckbreaker. He followed this up with another Dragon Sleeper, which seemed to be used to soften up the neck. The tides would change as Dream attempted to show up Eradicator with a Thrust Kick, but was beaten BARELY by Eradicator who smacked him with another XYLO kick. Dream would recover from this and knock Eradicator down with a DDT. He then escaped to the outside where he dazzled the crowd with a springboard Junacan Rana which almost yieled him a three count win. He would follow up on this with two immediate Fisherman Buster suplex's and his famous LIGHTS OUT DDT! Eradicator saw the Dreamstate coming and quickly rolled to the outside. When he came back in he had cleared his head as he hit a Jumping spin kick to the head and applied a backroll necklock for the win. If you ask me, Eradicator stole this one, Dream definatly dominated.
WINNER:Eradicator via submission in 6:09

Weehawk vs. Pain

Weehawk went quick to the eyes to start the match and hit a hip toss while Pain was dazed. Pain got upset and hit a DDT out of nowhere to stun Weehawk early followed by a dragon screw take down. They would trade hip toss's and take downs and Weehawk would be no stranger to the cheap tactics, smashing his boot into the groin of Pain at every opportunity. Weehawk would take advantage with his superior striking power knocking pain to the ground. He followed up with a quick moonsault which stunned Pain. Weehawk went bezerk after this, quite litteraly. He just kept kicking and punching and clawing his way through Pain. He would pick him up, send him sprawling with a roundhouse kick, them lift him up to smack him again. Pain would come back when a attempted trip by Bane would backfire as he grabbed Weehawk instead dropping into the mat. Pain would show some style, throwing his own version of Ragnarock's Evil on Weehawk as a slap in the face. A spark seemed to hit Pain, sending him on his own run. He started fighting back, applying Octopus holds, Flying Heel holds, and sleeper holds. Pain would just not finish on this day, as Weehawk uses a brutal roundhouse kick to knock Pain to the mat and apply the Ragnarock's Evil, riding it to the submission victory. It was striker vs. submission for the most part, and this time the striker won.
WINNER: Weehawk via submission in 5:45

Nightmare vs. Bo Abobo

Nightmare came into this match with something to prove after losing two straight tag matches, he boasted he was a singles wrestler. He would target Bo in this match to prove he is no fluke. This would show early as Nightmare would go to the attack on Bo with a vengeance. He said to hell with finesse and used his street tactics, Hammerblows, elbow smashes, and power to overcome him. A full-nellsun buster got the crowd on their feet chanting the name of the MFWL's champ. He would apply an Iron claw, but Bo would reach the ropes to break it. Bo then backed away from Nightmare, asking for mercy. When Nightmare refused to do this, he tried to kick Bo and Bo caught it. Out of NOWHERE Bo spun him and hit his patented BoPLEX!! Nightmare was too fresh and as the two men slowly got to their feet Nightmare took control once more. Emotions were running high as he just kept choking out Bo as the ref warned him to stop. He would hit not one reverse tombstone but two, following up again with a fearsome choke hold which was quickly sucking the life out of Bo. He would try for the Neckcrusher, but was denied and hit with two Belly to Belly Suplexs and then flung from the ring. On the outside itm would be not the Sicko, but the man out to prove a point. Nightmare gave him a Reverse tombstone and threw him back into the ring where he would apply the now infamous texas cloverhold to send bo to no man's land and get himself the win. He grabbed his title and left with Vegitto arms raised as the fans cheered and Vermin came in to check on the unconcious Bo Abobo. Strike up a win for the good guys.
WINNER: Nightmare via submission in 3:44

Tony Spinelli/Al Lecino vs. Nomad/Striker

Pure Chaos, I can feel the adrenaline pumping already. Bodies were flying early as neither side could gain a definitative advanatage. Lecino would slam Nomad as Striker would slam Spinelli, it was just an all out brawl. Spinelli would be the first flung to the outside leaving his master Lecino in to take a pounding from Nomad and Striker. Spinelli seemed to shy away from the action at first as Lecino was double powerbombed and Nomad and Striker traded off dropping knee drops on him. Striker would soon break off and work on Lecino as Spinelli did a number on Nomad, hitting him with a nicely executed tombstone piledriver and a big kick to the back. Lecino would later be revers DDT'd by Nomad and thrown in the DANGER ZONE. Spinelli apparently had better things to do as he instead pounded Striker. Luckily Lecino was able to escape it himself. Nomad would later lock a upside down chinlock on Lecino, but the ref instead saw Spinelli give Striker the SHALLOW GRAVE and instead went to go count that. Unfortunatly, Spinelli would not get the 3 and Lecino would not escape Nomad's wrath again. When the ref turned Lecino was tapping and the match was done.
WINNERS: Nomad/Striker via submission in 5:00

Stan Lake: Ladies and gentlemen, It is now time for the MAAAAIIINNN EVENT! Children are advised to exit the arena now and don't look back, cause this match promises to be a bloody one. Can this ring, reinforced with steel, barbed wire, and more volts then the electric chair.... CAN it contain the rage of two men so vicious... and so powerful! The only rule is there are no rules! The last man standing will win this match, which is scheduled for a 10 minute time limit. It is now time to see for yourselves. Let us introduce first...in his MFWL Rampage debut... he hails from the land down under, Australia. He is 6'11 and weighs 397 pounds. (2001 begins to blare out of the speakers). Welcome one and all, HareRazzzzzeeeerrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

SL: And his opponent. Leader of the most feared organization in the MFWL today, he is a giant who squashed all those that would oppose him. He comes from Parts Unknown and is 7'7 inches tall, and weighs 560 pounds! (Mother Brain comes over the speakers, the fans boo loudly, except for the fanatics in the Sickos T-Shirts) He is a monster of a man....I introduce... VERMINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

HareRazer vs. Vermin

SB: The cage is shut and the bars better tight for this one. Vermin comes in fast with a hammering shot which dropped HareRazer down. He picks him up and oh my, SLAMS him to the mat. Great strength is being shown by Vermin here. Vermin stomps in the head as he lifts him up... He's running him to the cage, but HareRazer blocks it and hammers Vermin in the head. HareRazer has gone to the corner, oh my he's gotten his Sickle! The ref has to stop this!

BG:No no, remember it's ALL legal here Sunny, the ref just sits back and comes in when asked for.

SB:I almost forgot but yes you're right Bob. HareRazer has smashed Vermin in the head with the handle of it and now is RAKING it across the face of him!!! Vermin has blood gushing from his brow, that could cause some vision problems for him here! Now he's choking him out with the sickle, it's brutal! HareRazer smashes him in the head with the handle and may do it...oh my SCOOP SLAMMED him!!

BG: It still amazes me ANYTIME Vermin gets picked up like that. I'm glad when I fought I didn't have to fight a monster like that.

SB: HareRazer has thrown the sickle and climbed onto Vermin, he's mounted him and begun UNLOADING on his skull with lefts and rights! Wait we have just gotten word on happenings in the locker room area, Chris?

Chris Kosby: You wouldn't believe it guys, the MFWL officials have finally stepped up and taken charge. They are holding the Sickos back from the ringside area with a virtual blockade of the Entrances. Security is beefed up out here, and despite their efforts, there's no way they'll be getting in there for this one.

SB: Well that is comforting at least. In the ring HareRazer has maintained control as he just nailed Vermin with a backbreaker. The doors have begun to shake at the main entrance way! The Sickos are trying to break in! Security in the arena has gone over and reinforced the doors, I don't thoink they'll be getting in. But it has distracted HareRazer's attention.

BG: Well that's a bad idea any time you get in with the Sickos, Vermin is up and has a sick grin on his face through that blood dripping down his face!

SB: Indeed he does....He's backed up.... He just CLOTHESLINED HareRazer into the cage!! Vermin picks him back up, and he comes with a BIG whip sending HareRazer into the cage!! HareRazer is twitching a bit on the ground, he's been cut badly as well by that wire! Vermin is still struggling but gets over to him and hooks on a CAMEL CLUTCH! The ref is checking on HareRazer but no sign of tapping yet. Vermin gets tired of this and decides to punish him more with stomps and now has hoisted him onto his shoulder. Oh NO! He just slammed HareRazer into the cage!! They both felt the electric shock and have hit the mat!

BG: I don't know how smart that is, I think Vermin hit his head on the cage as well!

SB: Umm, it appears Chris has more news for us...Chris?

CK: Sunny it appears the Sickos have given up they are no longer at any of the doors or even in the arena to my knowledge. Looks like it should be a clean fight from here on out.

SB: Thanks Chris. Both men struggle to their feet. Vermin has grabbed the sickle, WHAM he smacked HareRazer in the head with it. HareRazer has fallen back into the cage! Vermin is wrapping Hare's arm's around the bars!! HareRazer is being shocked and is tied up! Vermin backs up to the opposite end...what's he thinking!! He runs in....STINGER SPLASH!! HareRazer has moved!! Vermin just smashed his head into that cage!! HareRazer is up, dazed but up! He has Vermin by the throat...he's gonna try and slam him...I don't, I just don't think... CHOKE SLAM!! I don't know how he did it but has collapsed onto Vermin.... 1----------2----------3!!! He's done, he did the impossible! HareRazer isn't through though as he's choking Vermin out with the sickle! This is bru...

(BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

SB: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! The upper deck entrance has just EXPLODED and the doors just took out some fans! The Sickos have run out!!! Bo is clearing the path for Weehawk who is running to ringside! What in the WORLD is going to happen! Bane and Bo have ripped the door open and Weehawk as climbed in and has something in his hand....It's that spiked whip! He is smacking HareRazer with it!! The Sickos all lift HareRazer up....they have tossed him into the cage!! Security is flooding towards the ring as Bo hoists up Vermin who is virtually unconcious and they are headed out! Fans we gotta go, see you next week!!!

WINNER: HareRazer vis pinfall in 4:23

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