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 on: July 24, 2010, 07:25:55 AM 
Started by Crimson Death - Last post by Crimson Death
The camera flashes to Crimson Death Wrapping up his hands getting ready for what looks like a sparring session. He starts off with some streches and then goes into some punch and kick combinations.

After about two hours of his workout he takes a walk out to the ring. Once he goes through those ropes he hears nothing but the crowd. All those screaming fans rooting for their favorite wrestler, hearing those fans is like music to his ears.

Shogun walks down to the ring and stands right in front of Crimson. They stare at one another for a it seems like ages. Finally Crimson claps hands with Shogun, he looks at Shogun and says.


Crimson: My brother I believe we are finally home.

Shogun smiles an evil smile and nods with agreement. The camera fades.

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 on: May 18, 2010, 05:24:00 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by LordVermin
http://www.sickosonparade.com/efw/shows/5-17-10/


Enjoy.

 3 
 on: April 30, 2010, 08:46:39 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by OrochiGeese
Another excellent show  Cool

Really liked Ali/Red Rocket  Cheesy

Seeing Vermin like that...damn.  Shocked Shocked

 4 
 on: April 29, 2010, 05:55:09 PM 
Started by Z-Force - Last post by Z-Force
(Mr. Z is seen wandering through the hallways of the arena, holding his neck, occassionally stopping and coughing a bit.  AK47 is following him closeby, standing guard in case Vermin or anyone else would try to attack him again.  Finally, he spies "Dead Meat" Tony Cole.  Before Cole can react, Mr. Z grabs the microphone, shoves him out of the way and turns to the cameraman)

Mr. Z:  VERMIN!  It's about time you answered my challenges!  Of course, being the coward that you are, you had to try and jump me in the back instead of facing me like a man! (cough cough)  Well be careful what you wish for... I'm going to HUMILIATE you at Countdown and show you and the rest of the world why I am the REAL WORLDS (COOOOOOUGH) CHAMPION!  And then at Armageddon, I'm going to destroy YOU Bradon Eliot.  You may have got me last time with your loaded armpads and pulling my tights for a cheap three count, but at Armageddon, you won't be able to get by with such nonsense because I'm challenging you to a Tapout or Knockout match... the only way to win is to make your opponent submit, or beat their useless ass to the point where they can't answer a 10 count.  The only question is.... will I KO you with the Kick of Doom... or make you tap to the Figure Four or Camel clutch?  See you there chump!  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(As Mr. Z finishes his rant, some paramedics come by, carrying Al Jackson out to an ambulance on a stretcher.  Mr. Z and AK47 begin attacking the paramedics, sending them scattering.  He then commands AK47 to lift a barely conscious Al Jackson off the stretcher.)

Mr. Z:  And as for YOU...  YOU'VE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF GUTTER TRASH!  You were supposed to take out Vermin and avenge me for the cheap tricks he tried, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... you can't even do that properly!  Well I've got a special surprise for you....  I picked you up out of the wastes of Team Z-Force to be my right hand man, but ever since then, you've been nothing but a worthless failure.  You couldn't even beat that braindead lunk Bo Abobo for the Perdition Title.  Well I've signed you up for a match see..... you're going to be facing my man here... Alexei Kalishnikov at Armageddon.  And just so you're ready... here's a little taste of what you can expect...

(AK47 shoves Al towards Mr. Z who drills him with a KICK OF DOOM.  AK47 then grabs Al as he's falling and drills him with the Soviet Slam on the floor!  Mr. Z and AK47 then walk off, laughing their asses off.  After they leave Tony Cole picks up the mic that Mr. Z threw on the floor)

Cole:  Good God... somebody get this man some help!

 5 
 on: April 26, 2010, 11:56:27 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by LordVermin
Kendryl Trion, Sin & Gangrene vs Rainbow Jim, Dangerous Dan & Dicknose McGee
Sisters of Destruction vs Aerobic Ninja Girls
Jack Dod vs The Sandman
Rick Danger vs David Mercury
Machine vs Caleb Dod
Z-Force & Jack Furlong vs Lance Van Horn & Quinten Suner
Heavyweight Battle Royal

 6 
 on: April 22, 2010, 03:14:12 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by Red Dog
I even enjoyed it through my headache.  Great stuff.

 7 
 on: April 22, 2010, 01:23:50 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by Eckertmania
Great show, man. Really liked it.

 8 
 on: April 22, 2010, 12:45:02 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by LordVermin
http://www.sickosonparade.com/efw/shows/4-26-10/



As usual, please report any errors. Enjoy.

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 on: April 22, 2010, 10:46:32 AM 
Started by Red Dog - Last post by Red Dog
The camera fades in on Jimmy Hollywood in the Director's Chair sitting across from The Machine, who is dressed in a Crusade work-out shirt and gray sweat shorts.

JIMMY:  "Hello fans, we are back and I am sitting with the Machine of the Crusade.  Thanks for taking the time to sit with us."

MACHINE:  "It is nothing.  I must admit to being a bit embarrassed, I don't think I'm worthy of this kind of attention."

JIMMY:  "Don't be so modest, you're one of the hottest young talents to come to EFW in a while.  Just look at what you accomplished in your first year in the EFW:  an impressive win-loss record, getting a victory over then-World Champion Bane at one point, and even capturing the United States Championship."

MACHINE:  "I suppose if you look at it like that I accomplished much.  But I have also lost many matches that I should have won because of simple mistakes.  And I also have the shame of being responsible for Jack Dod tarnishing the reputation of the U.S. Title, a sin I have yet to atone for.  I feel there is so much left for me to learn."

JIMMY:  "Well that does lead into why I wanted to talk to you.  Whether you win or you lose, you are a shining example of what can be learned and accomplished from Mike Swanson.  Have you given any advice to the new crop of students that have joined this week?"

MACHINE:  "Oh, I would never be so arrogant as to think I have anything to teach them.  I'm still a student myself!  I am always learning something new.  But, I think that is really the most important thing that Mike has taught me:  you never stop learning.  A lot of wrestlers forget that - they think they already know everything, and their in-ring efforts suffer because of it.  And that's where you get men like Jack Dod:  the ones who take the shortcuts to try and succeed.  It's sad, really."

JIMMY:  "You've brought up Jack Dod a couple of times now.  You seem to have him on your mind."

MACHINE:  "Well as I said earlier losing the U.S. title to him is my greatest shame."

JIMMY:  "I can understand being upset for losing the title, but 'greatest shame'?  Aren't you being too hard on yourself?  I mean, Jack may not be a saint, but he's an experienced competitor and has several years experience on you.  There's no shame in losing a match to a more experienced wrestler."

MACHINE: "I understand that.  My shame is in letting such an important piece of history fall into the hands of that slime.  Dod is a monster - he has no morals, follows no rules, and cares about nothing but himself.  And when I had my opportunity to take it away from him, I failed.  That he continues to tarnish and taint that belt that meant so much to me eats me alive inside.  Every day I train with the one goal in my mind of getting one last match with Dod and getting the U.S. Title away from him once and for all."

JIMMY:  "Is that an official challenge?"

MACHINE:  "I've been making official challenges this whole time.  But I have been denied every time.  The Lassiter people say it's because 'I got my re-match already and lost and haven't proven myself to be a contender'."

JIMMY:  "So what are you going to do?"

MACHINE:  "I will continue to train, I will keep rising in the ranks.  And if that isn't enough to earn me another shot at Dod, then I will have to do something drastic."

JIMMY:  "What do you mean 'drastic'?"

MACHINE:  "... I will not stand idly by and do nothing while the United States Championship is dragged through the mud by that scumbag.  If he won't defend the title against me as a competitor, then maybe he will if I put something on the line.  Something that is more important to me than even the U.S. title."

JIMMY:  "You can't mean... your career?"

MACHINE:  "I don't know if I'm ready yet, but I can feel the frustration growing.  Someday soon I am going to go out to that ring and issue one last challenge to Dod and the EFW higher ups.  I will put what means most to me on the line, and if I lose... "

He stops talking, looking down at his hands.  He shakes his head and gets up from his chair, turns around and leaves.  Jimmy is stunned.

JIMMY:  "Fans we'll be right back."

 10 
 on: April 16, 2010, 12:13:37 PM 
Started by LordVermin - Last post by LordVermin
Dangerous Dan & Rainbow Jim vs The Phalanx


Mr. Z vs The Sandman


A mystery tandem takes on the team of Blaze and Reiko Tajima


Mylandah Arkar Walder vs Quinten Sunder


Red Rocket vs Mahavir Ali


Heavy Metal vs Caleb & Iggy Dod


MAIN EVENT: Z-Force vs Kevin Eckert




We've also heard that The Machine will be in the house to address rumors of his challenge to Jack Dod for the United States title and that the increasingly dangerous EFW World Heavyweight Champion Vermin may also find his way to the arena!







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