FIRST, AN INTRODUCTION

Some of you know me as a regular on the SOP.com forums, and two of you may even read my posts now and then. For those of you that don't, I am The All Mighty All Knowing All Seeing Red Dog (TAMAKAS Red Dog, or TRD for short).

*crickets chirping*

Anyway, I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who think, "Who the hell is this loser? Why should I care what he says? I bet he doesn't even get e-mail!", to which I say "HA!" to that last question, because I do, in fact, receive e-mail. And would it shock you that I'm actually the one person MILLIONS of people e-mail for help on a daily basis? "HORSESHIT!", you say, but it's true! And this is the purpose of this little corner of SOP.com (I'll get that rent to you at the end of the month, Verm).

Yes, I get mail. Lots of it. And while many people would turn away these poor souls seeking solace... seeking a mere bit of attention, if not helpful advice... my conscience will not allow me to do so. And while I could reply to these people individually, it occurred to me that I might reach even MORE people in need with similar problems by answering them in public. Ann Landers? BAH! *shakes fist*

So I went to Vermin with the idea, who after recovering from his laughing fit (I guess he'd heard a pretty good joke before I came in) agreed to that it was a phenomenal idea. How long will this go on? As long as my e-mail box is filled with cries of help from tortured souls and people looking to get rid of their home appliances, I will continue to provide that help.

Because I'm good like that, y'know?