This one's for Anthony Robinson. Bobo the Pink Ape was not always pink. He started out black, mainly because he was always covered in his own dung. One night, the zoo caretaker came in to feed him, and being the stupid bastard that he is, Bobo plastered him to the wall of the cage with a giant dung boulder he had been saving for just such an occasion. Seeing the cage door open, he left. He wandered around for a while until he finally got hungry enough to try to eat a person. He chased an innocent man into a bubble gum plant. Seeing all the people there, he got confused and started following them. It turns out that he was actually taking the hourly tour around the plant. When the trolly he was riding on hit a bump, he fell out and into a vat of pink bubble gum. That's how he got pink. When the toxic waste vent washed him into the sea, Bobo crawled back onto shore. He was still hungry, so he went into a local grocery store. He wandered around, dumbass as he is, eating random stuff off the shelves (including paper towels and laundry detergent) until he found his way to the freezer section. Bobo grabbed the brightest box he saw, which just happened to be a box of Gorton's Fish Sticks. In that, he found his favorite food. He ate all the Gorton's Fish Sticks he could find, and when there were no more, he left. Bobo started wandering, looking all over for fish sticks. He was too goddamn stupid to go to another store. He wandered past a television studio one day and by pure chance, Geraldo Rivera was there. Bobo raped him. All of Geraldo's bodyguards got raped too. Bobo dragged Geraldo back to a cave and kept him as his personal rape toy for about a month until a S.W.A.T team rescued him. Once again, Bobo was a wanderer. Bobo wandered until he ended up in Maine. He was on the fishing docks one day and saw a man in a yellow raincoat. Like I said, he's a dumb turd, so he thought the poor man was one of the Gorton's Fishermen. He ran up to the guy screaming 'Fish Sticks! Fish Sticks!'. The man died of a heart attack. About half an hour after the man was dead, Bobo raped his body. To this very day, he sits on the docks in New England, moaning the words 'Fish Sticks...' as best as he can, waiting for the Gorton's Fishermen to arrive. When the fishermen do arrive, he wants fish sticks. Of course, they don't HAVE fish sticks, those are made in a plant somewhere. When Bobo doesn't get fish sticks, he rapes a fisherman. The poor fishermen try to detour around Bobo, but he usually can catch them, and he does horrible things when he's mad. In 2009, Bobo got stuck to a meat truck while humping the tailpipe and ended up in New York City. He chased a man in a yellow raincoat into the American Idol auditions and was given a number. When brought before the judges, he alternatively screamed, moaned about fish sticks, and threw handfulls of excrement at them. Only Simon Cowell liked his performance. He didn't like it when Bobo raped him minutes later. When security came to investigate his screams, Bobo ran away, the screaming and crying Cowell stuck to the bubble gum on his chest. Cowell eventually washed off when Bobo swam through toxic waste to escape the National Guard, but this incident is what led to his intense phobia of bubble gum that he still has to this day.